El Món Moniato des de Casa #10 Sense Aplec
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I aquí estem, el bon moniato,
And here we are, the good sweet potato,
l'Adiós Show!
The Goodbye Show!
Ei, què tal? Bona nit i benvinguts una setmana més a aquest radioshow
Hey, how are you? Good evening and welcome once again to this radio show.
que perpetrem en directe els moniatos des de casa
that we roast the sweet potatoes live from home
amb un únic objectiu, el de passar un bon dia.
with a single goal, that of having a good day.
I avui cuinarem aquest programa amb aquesta colla de moniatos
And today we will cook this program with this bunch of sweet potatoes.
que no us penso presentar perquè sempre s'enrotllen una mica.
I'm not going to introduce you because they always go off on a tangent a bit.
El que sí que presentarem és el nou tertuliano
What we will present is the new panelist.
que ve directe des de Santa Tereseta, Lleida,
that comes directly from Santa Tereseta, Lleida,
el gran Jordi Huete!
the great Jordi Huete!
Bona nit, Jordi, com estàs?
Good night, Jordi, how are you?
Estic megacontent i amb molta responsabilitat també
I am really happy and also feeling a lot of responsibility.
perquè estic envoltat de famosos.
because I am surrounded by celebrities.
He vist uns quants promes vostres
I have seen a few of your fiancés.
i, ostres, de veritat tinc la responsabilitat d'estar aquí,
Yes, wow, I really have the responsibility of being here.
que m'acolloneix.
that welcomes me.
Espero estar a l'alçada o no.
I hope to measure up or not.
Doncs per qui no coneguin el Jordi Huete
So for those who do not know Jordi Huete.
els direm que és un gran artista, un peasso artista,
we will tell them that he is a great artist, a huge artist,
i és el co-cantant de la millor banda de moda de Lleida,
and he is the co-singer of the best trendy band in Lleida,
que és els Pastorets Van,
what are the Pastorets Van,
que és co-cantant amb el nostre amic, el Ferran.
who is co-singing with our friend, Ferran.
Pastorets Rock.
Little Shepherds Rock.
Pastorets Van, no?
Shepherds are coming, aren't they?
I Pastorets Vienen.
The Shepherds Are Coming.
Pastorets Van i Pastorets Vienen.
Shepherds Go and Shepherds Come.
Me cago en aquest presentador.
I curse this presenter.
Qui van aquí?
Who comes here?
No, no, si el Pere diu que ens diem...
No, no, if Pere says that we call ourselves...
Pastorets Van.
Little shepherds go.
Si són la Pastorets Van i no van a encertar el nom,
If they are the Pastorets, they go and don’t get the name right,
és el nostre problema.
it's our problem.
Pastorets Van, perquè gairebé no fem...
Shepherds go, because we hardly do...
Ara, ara, ara.
Now, now, now.
La cara de vergonya, Jordi, ho sento molt.
The face of shame, Jordi, I'm very sorry.
Doncs no marxi, perquè, senyores i senyors,
Well, don't leave, because, ladies and gentlemen,
dames i damis, ja les petits i grans,
Ladies and gentlemen, both the small and the great,
el xàfer de l'autobús Moniato i servidor de vostès,
the driver of the Moniato bus and your servant,
el president de tots,
the president of all,
dona per inaugurat aquest episodi número 10
declares this episode number 10 inaugurated
del món Moniato des de...
of the world Sweet Potato from...
Estàs escoltant el món Moniato.
You are listening to the Moniato world.
I avui, avui, dia 23 de maig,
And today, today, May 23rd,
falten 222 dies per acabar aquest any del senyor de 2020.
There are 222 days left to finish this year of our Lord 2020.
I tal dia com avui, s'hauria de celebrar,
On a day like today, it should be celebrated,
senyores i senyors, la pleg del Caragol.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Caragol fold.
Una llàstima.
A shame.
No el podem celebrar, pels motius que tots vostès saben,
We cannot celebrate it, for the reasons that you all know,
però, però, bueno, la vida continua
but, but, well, life goes on
i nosaltres farem la tertúlia dedicada a la pleg del Caragol.
And we will hold the discussion dedicated to the Snail Festival.
Nando, tu que ets un pare,
Nando, you who are a father,
jo que estàs documentat,
I see that you are well informed,
explica'ns, pels que no ho saben,
tell us, for those who don't know,
què és la pleg del Caragol.
What is the Caragol fold?
Jo? Documentat?
Me? Documented?
La pleg del Caragol, doncs, és la pleg del Caragol, Pere.
The folding of the Snail, then, is the folding of the Snail, Pere.
Des de llavors, en sèrio que fem el programa
Since then, we seriously do the program.
per explicar a la gent què és la pleg del Caragol?
to explain to people what the Caragol Pleg is?
Si algú que ens mira no sap què és la pleg del Caragol,
If someone who is watching us doesn't know what the Pleg del Caragol is,
doncs, Wikipedia, històries d'aquestes.
So, Wikipedia, stories like these.
Però què fot mirant els moniatos, doncs?
But what the hell are you doing looking at the sweet potatoes, then?
No explico.
I don't explain.
Però pensa que, també,
But think that, also,
la nostra audiència no es tanca a Lleida,
our audience is not limited to Lleida,
no som tan localistes com te penses,
we're not as localist as you think.
i hi ha molta gent de fora de Lleida,
and there are many people from outside Lleida,
i hi ha gent de Menarguens, de Termens, Bobera, Preixana...
And there are people from Menarguens, Termens, Bobera, Preixana...
No m'entendran.
They won't understand me.
A Menarguens saben perfectament
In Menarguens they know perfectly.
el que és la pleg del Caragol, d'acord?
What is the Caragol fold, okay?
I si ens està mirant algú, jo què sé,
And if someone is watching us, I don't know,
de Castelldefels, doncs que ho busqui a Google.
from Castelldefels, so let him look for it on Google.
Jo te veig la samarreta
I see your t-shirt.
i jo no puc respondre res de la pleg.
And I can't answer anything about the fold.
Jo estic trista, estic de luto.
I am sad, I am in mourning.
És veritat o no, me l'estàs de luto o no?
Is it true or not, are you mourning for me or not?
Ferran, no esteu de luto, però...
Ferran, you are not in mourning, but...
Una samarreta que m'ha enviat
A t-shirt that she/he sent me.
la Federació Lleidatana de Caragols.
the Lleida Federation of Snails.
L'associació Lleidatana de Caragols.
The Lleida Snail Association.
Que us diu que és que ho fotre.
What tells you is that it is a pain.
Que Cargols són tornillos, no són animals.
That snails are screws, they are not animals.
No saps llegir, no saps llegir.
You can't read, you can't read.
Los Cargols són tornillos.
The snails are screws.
Perquè són de Barcelona.
Because they are from Barcelona.
Si tens una associació de tornillos,
If you have an association of screws,
collons, fiqueu-li associació de tornillos,
damn it, put him in a screw association,
que tothom s'aclarís de seguida.
that everyone clears up right away.
El que mengem nosaltres són caragols.
What we eat are snails.
Sí, senyor.
Yes, sir.
Sereno, per què ha quallat la pleg del Caragol?
Calm, why has the snail's plea resonated?
Quallat?
Settle?
Hòstia.
Holy shit.
Per què ha quallat la pleg del Caragol?
Why has the Caragol fold settled?
Què vol dir això?
What does this mean?
Calloli, no? Quallat, no?
Calm down, right? Settle down, right?
Sí, clar, exacte.
Yes, of course, exactly.
La mà de morter i tal...
The pestle and mortar and so on...
I enguany representa que se mos ha tallat.
And this year it means that we have been cut off.
Ha quallat perquè la gent va beguda.
It has settled because people were drunk.
Perquè si tu pares a pensar realment
Because if you really stop to think
què fotem allà,
what are we doing there,
x mil persones
x thousand people
passant en calor,
getting hot,
amb barrets, ulleres de...
with hats, glasses of...
que foten angúnia,
that make you feel disgusted,
i vomitant i fent la cerveza pel gorro en cerveza,
and vomiting and making the beer through the hat into beer,
de sobte ja et diries
suddenly you would say to yourself
que no.
no.
Són colls.
They are collars.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Però, com que corre l'alcohol,
But, since alcohol flows,
ens ho passem bé i l'endemà...
we have a good time and the next day...
Jo avui tinc un ressac.
I have a hangover today.
Hi ha embarassos imaginaris i avui tinc un ressac imaginari.
There are imaginary pregnancies and today I have an imaginary hangover.
Perquè el dissabte era el dia de l'alcohol.
Because Saturday was alcohol day.
Sí, senyor.
Yes, sir.
La forta, eh?
The strong one, huh?
Vosaltres sou collistes?
Are you collectors?
Ve que el David,
Here comes David,
el Nando i el Sereno
Nando and Sereno
porteu una samarreta de la colla dels...
you wear a t-shirt from the... group
De quina?
From which one?
Ah, dels moniatos.
Ah, of the sweet potatoes.
Molt bé.
Very well.
Ferran, Cano, Güete...
Ferran, Cano, Güete...
Panyoleta de la París, també.
The handkerchief from Paris, too.
De la París, històrica colla, també.
From Paris, a historic gang, too.
Nosaltres sou apliquistes.
We are applicators.
Nosaltres no hem sigut mai
We have never been.
d'apliquistes des d'allò
from applicators since then
que sempre mona colla, bàsicament,
what a lovely bunch, basically,
perquè teníem actuació
because we had a performance
sempre en cap de setmana.
always on the weekend.
Llavors, així com alguns creiem
Then, just as some of us believe.
que el cap de setmana hauria d'estar sagrat
that the weekend should be sacred
per no fer cap tipus d'actuació
to not take any action
i anar a la pleg,
I'm going to the meeting.
quan el nostre mitjà de sobrevivència
when our means of survival
ha guet, doncs havíem de seguir.
It happened, so we had to continue.
Amb la qual cosa, de vegades,
With which, sometimes,
el que fèiem era ser d'aquells que anaven
what we did was be one of those who went
d'entrar colla en colla.
of entering in groups.
I no som de cap colla en concret.
We are not from any specific group.
Hem estat en moltes colles,
We have been in many groups,
tenim amics en moltes colles,
we have friends in many groups,
però jo no tinc mai la camiseta d'una colla.
But I never have the shirt of a gang.
Mai.
Never.
No ho podràs dir mai més.
You will never be able to say it again.
A partir de demà no ho podràs dir mai més.
Starting tomorrow, you will never be able to say it again.
Això és el que ens falta.
This is what we lack.
La nostra vida, ens falta estar
Our life, we lack being.
en una colla de la pleg, sí, sí.
in a group of the fold, yes, yes.
Però bé, com diu el Ferran, hem estat a totes.
But well, as Ferran says, we have been everywhere.
Que li obrin el micro al David,
Let them open the microphone for David.
que vol dir alguna cosa.
that means something.
El micro, el micro.
The microphone, the microphone.
Si coneixes el micro...
If you know the mic...
I els discursos més bons que t'he vist
And the best speeches I have seen from you.
des d'aquests polítics.
from these politicians.
Va bé, David.
It's fine, David.
Això no és un problema
This is not a problem.
i tindran la samarreta de la colla
They will have the team's jersey.
als Comuniatos i quan se celebri,
to the Communists and when it is celebrated,
perquè esperem que es celebri,
because we hope that it will be celebrated,
sereu convidats especials,
you will be special guests,
com és el que sou, i no pagareu.
how you are, and you won't pay.
No! Toma!
No! Take that!
Jo pensava que ho fes volent,
I thought you did it on purpose,
de moure els llavis i no dir res,
to move the lips and say nothing,
perquè quedaves bé
because you looked good
i t'estalviaries la samarreta.
and you would save the t-shirt.
I a on no arribi la colla,
And where the group does not reach,
arribaré jo.
I will arrive.
Hòstia, que bonic!
Damn, how beautiful!
Donde tengues la colla...
Wherever you have the group...
I de fet,
And in fact,
no oblideu que podem aprofitar
don't forget that we can take advantage
la pleg per fer la despedida que tenim.
the meeting to make the farewell that we have.
Jo crec que no hem de fer coincidir,
I believe we should not match.
però una part de la despedida
but part of the farewell
la podríem fer a la pleg.
We could do it at the meeting.
David, donde tengas la colla...
David, wherever you have the gang...
Al tanto, eh?
Pay attention, okay?
Uete,
Uete,
des de fora,
from the outside,
no des de com a plecaire,
not as a pleader,
com a penyista.
as a fan.
Què és el que més t'agrada de la pleg?
What do you like most about the fold?
Com he viscut jo,
How I have lived,
que anava voltant de penya en penya...
that was going around from group to group...
De gorra i de baix.
In a cap and from below.
Sí, de gorron.
Yes, as a freeloader.
De la penya amunt i avall, com li dic.
From the gang up and down, as I tell him.
Vas passant per allí, vas entrant...
You pass by there, you go in...
Veus el companyerisme,
You see the camaraderie,
la germanament que hi ha,
the sibling relationship that exists,
que et dóna igual que no portis
that it doesn’t matter to you that you’re not wearing
una samarreta d'una penya,
a t-shirt from a fan club,
veus uns bailoteos...
you see some dances...
És un agermanament mundial.
It is a global brotherhood.
Jo crec que és dels millors
I believe he is one of the best.
agermanaments del món.
brotherhoods of the world.
A mi una de les coses que més em va flipar
One of the things that amazed me the most
de la pleta de caragol des del principi
of the snail's herd from the beginning
és que si cada colla tenia
it's just that if each group had
X barrils de cerveses,
X barrels of beer,
tenia X barrils de cerveses per la colla
I had X barrels of beers for the group.
i X barrils de cerveses per convidar
and X barrels of beer to treat.
els que vinguessin de fora.
those who came from outside.
Una cosa com aquesta,
Something like this,
que es fa amb aquesta filosofia,
what is done with this philosophy,
és la millor del món.
It's the best in the world.
Si hi ha un barraque, tu no pots entrar.
If there's a bouncer, you can't enter.
Com la feria d'abril.
Like the April fair.
Els diners prohibits, Ferran Caixó,
The prohibited money, Ferran Caixó,
per mi, iguale.
For me, the same.
M'explico?
Am I being clear?
No, jo pago.
No, I'll pay.
Aquí no entenc.
I don't understand here.
Aquí se convide a tothom.
Everyone is invited here.
I és igual.
And it doesn't matter.
Per dir-te una cosa,
To tell you something,
el jefe d'una empresa
the boss of a company
i un treballador de la mateixa empresa,
and a worker from the same company,
allà són la mateixa persona.
there are the same person.
Són dos penyistes, dos companys,
They are two climbers, two companions,
és dels pocs llocs
it is one of the few places
que hi ha una igualtat tremenda.
that there is a tremendous equality.
Jo vull dir una cosa,
I want to say one thing,
que el nostre convidat d'avui, el Ferran,
that our guest today, Ferran,
em faria molta il·lusió que compartissin taula
I would be very delighted if you shared a table.
amb els nostres amics de Castellserà,
with our friends from Castellserà,
que crec que farien espigues estupendes
that I think would make wonderful ears of corn
i s'ho passarien molt bé.
and they would have a great time.
L'has transformat en convidat, el Ferran?
Have you transformed Ferran into a guest?
No, el nostre convidat i el Ferran.
No, our guest and Ferran.
Nando, si no has de prestar atenció
Nando, if you don't need to pay attention.
al que s'està dient,
to what is being said,
millor que agafis el cubalibre.
Better you get the Cuba libre.
Perdoneu-me tot.
Forgive me everything.
Què t'ha passat?
What happened to you?
M'he quedat sense pleg.
I'm out of pints.
Jo estic dolgut,
I am hurt.
sortirà mala llet,
it will come out bad-tempered,
segurament algun improperio,
probably some insult,
però heu d'entendre.
but you have to understand.
Doncs el Jordi, el Güet,
Well, Jordi, the Güet,
ens ha explicat què és el millor de la pleg
He has explained to us what is the best thing about the folding.
per un nou penyista oficial.
for a new official commentator.
I un penyista oficial, senyor Sereno,
And an official climber, Mr. Sereno,
què és el que més valora, el que més li agrada?
What do you value the most, what do you like the most?
Jo t'hauré de parlar
I will have to talk to you.
d'una cosa personal,
of a personal thing,
perquè a mi durant tres dies
because to me for three days
estic concentrat com tots els mons.
I am concentrated like all the worlds.
Us veig a vosaltres,
I see you.
a la gent de l'Episcopal,
to the people of the Episcopal,
i venen tres individus,
and three individuals come.
dos, no?
Two, right?
Són dos de Castellserà.
It is two o'clock in Castellserà.
No, però...
No, but...
Com si fossin tres.
As if they were three.
Sí.
Yes.
A la nit es reprodueixen com els Gremlins.
At night they reproduce like Gremlins.
I, hòstia,
I, damn,
és com anar a ajuntar dos mons,
it's like bringing two worlds together,
més la gent que hem anat coneixent
but the people we have been getting to know
amb els anys, els moniatos,
with the years, the sweet potatoes,
i, hòstia, de veritat,
Wow, really,
avui ens hem estat trucant
Today we have been calling each other.
per estallar...
to burst...
I a mi m'agrada això.
And I like this.
No m'ha agradat mai unir ambients diferents
I have never liked to mix different environments.
i els dies de la pleg.
and the days of the folding.
Em fot molta il·lusió baixar amb els de Castellserà,
I’m very excited to go down with the people from Castellserà.
arribar a l'hotel, fer les primeres
arrive at the hotel, do the first things
quinze cerveses allà a l'hotel
fifteen beers there at the hotel
i arribar divendres a la tarda.
I will arrive on Friday afternoon.
Voleu dir que no estarà més endavant
Do you mean that it won't be later?
això de la pleg?
What's this about the fold?
Que diguin, hòstia, s'organitzin
Let them say, damn it, let them organize.
i diguin, mira, a l'agost fem tres dies.
They say, look, in August we’ll take three days.
Voleu que et digui que no?
Do you want me to say no?
Saps què? Si entres a la web
You know what? If you go to the website
i poses una fetge a l'octubre.
And you put a liver in October.
Però saps qui millor
But do you know who better?
ens ho respondrà, això? El president de la pleg.
Will he answer us, then? The president of the PLEC.
Endavant.
Go ahead.
Correcte.
Correct.
Qui és el president de la pleg?
Who is the president of the PLEG?
No ho sé, jo us ho dic, ens ho respondrà ell.
I don't know, I'm telling you, he will answer us.
Vull dir, ja li preguntaré.
I mean, I'll ask him/her.
Pensa que se'n trae.
He thinks he can get away with it.
Un altre convidat, tio.
Another guest, man.
Som un programa de veritat.
We are a real program.
Amb els Jordi
With the Jordis
ens havíem sincronitzat.
we had synchronized.
I jo...
And I...
Perfecte.
Perfect.
Tres Ferrans i tres Jordis.
Three Ferrans and three Jordis.
Marxa, Pere.
Go, Pere.
Aquest és un programa
This is a program.
que ens sorprèn bastant.
that surprises us quite a bit.
Fem una cosa, Huete.
Let's do one thing, Huete.
Quan jo et digui
When I tell you
Huete, pregunta, em tornes a fer la pregunta.
Huete, ask me again, ask me the question again.
Vale? Vale.
Okay? Okay.
Ferran, tu que ets un tio
Ferran, you who are a guy
ingeniós, escolta'm una cosa.
ingenious, listen to me for a moment.
Si haguéssim de fer un eslògan
If we had to come up with a slogan
de cara a captar
in order to attract
nous usuaris per la pleg,
new users for the VLA,
que aquest és un altre tema,
that this is another topic,
si calen o no nous usuaris,
whether new users are needed or not,
però si t'ocorreix algun eslògan
but if you come up with any slogan
per promocionar la pleg?
to promote the fold?
No, per què inventar un eslògan
No, why invent a slogan?
si la pleg de Caragol té
if the Caragol fold has
el millor eslògan de la història
the best slogan in history
que és per la pleg de Caragol
what is for the Caragol pledge
quina folla és que no vol?
What a fool it is that does not want?
Bueno, bueno.
Well, well.
Seria només eslògan, eh?
It would just be a slogan, right?
Perquè jo hi he anat tota la vida
Because I have been going there my whole life.
i...
i...
Bueno, los de Castellserà
Well, those from Castellserà
se nota que son una mica novatos.
It shows that they are a bit inexperienced.
Ells catxen.
They catch.
Els altres no.
The others not.
Però entre ells.
But among them.
Alguns de Castellserà.
Some from Castellserà.
Clar, no, home, parlem dels altres.
Of course, no, come on, we are talking about the others.
Però ells
But they
pretenen catxar, els altres ja
they intend to catch, the others already
ho divissem per impossible.
we see it as impossible.
Jo crec que no és el dia.
I don't think today is the day.
No és el dia.
It's not the day.
No, però és un bon eslògan
No, but it's a good slogan.
i està ben trobat, com a mínim.
And that is well found, at least.
Com a eslògan és fantàstic.
As a slogan, it's fantastic.
Una pregunta.
A question.
Vosaltres sabeu què tenim aquí
Do you know what we have here?
els actuals pregoners?
the current town criers?
Els actuals pregoners
The current town criers
de la pleg de Caragol?
from the Caragol fold?
Ho sabeu o no?
Do you know or not?
Jo.
Me.
El Jordi i el Ferran.
Jordi and Ferran.
Sí, perquè hem vist la Kyo.
Yes, because we have seen Kyo.
I no som els actuals pregoners, eh?
And we are not the current town criers, okay?
Quins Kyo?
Which Kyo?
Els pregoners que al llarg de la història
The criers who throughout history
de la pleg de Caragol ho hauran sigut
it must have been from the Caragol fold
durant més mesos consecutius.
for more consecutive months.
Deu-n'hi-do, això és un privilegi.
Wow, that's a privilege.
Sense voler-ho, eh?
Without wanting to, huh?
El Jordi i el Ferran,
Jordi and Ferran,
expliqueu-nos l'experiència.
tell us about the experience.
A veure, com va passar?
Let's see, how did it happen?
Per què us van agafar vosaltres per fer de pregoners?
Why were you chosen to be the town criers?
Com va anar la història?
How did the story go?
Ens van agafar com a passadors de drogues.
They caught us as drug runners.
Nosaltres dos.
Both of us.
Ens van agafar nosaltres dos.
They caught both of us.
A part, era molt xulo
On the other hand, it was really cool.
perquè era el quarantè,
because it was the fortieth,
que era l'any passat.
that it was last year.
Era la pleg XL.
It was the XL fold.
I va ser un honor,
It was an honor,
va ser un honor molt gran,
it was a great honor,
perquè és d'aquestes coses
because it is one of those things
que quan demanen alguna cosa d'aquestes
that when they ask for something like this
que tu ho penses, ho valores i tal,
that you think about it, you evaluate it and so on,
i aquí la resposta va ser immediatíssima.
And here the response was immediate.
Va ser, hòstia, sí, quina il·lusió.
It was, damn, yes, what excitement.
I ens vam trobar uns dies
And we met for a few days.
amb el senyor Oriol Plens.
with Mr. Oriol Plens.
Ah, sí, això sí.
Ah, yes, that’s true.
Vam estar comentant
We were commenting.
a veure què podíem dir,
let's see what we could say,
què no podíem dir,
what we couldn't say,
que el toque llances
that you throw the touch
ens va donar llibertat absoluta.
he gave us absolute freedom.
Va ser un pregó
It was a proclamation.
que ens va felicitar moltíssim.
that congratulated us very much.
Tot i, no sé, collistes,
Even so, I don't know, farmers,
gent que ha viscut la pleg des de dintre cada any.
people who have lived the strike from within every year.
Amb la qual cosa també va ser molt xulo.
Which was also very cool.
Va ser com formar part de la pleg
It was like being part of the fold.
durant molts moments.
for many moments.
Jordi, parla tu, que només parlo jo.
Jordi, you speak, because I’m the only one talking.
No, no, fas molt bé.
No, no, you're doing very well.
Ratifico tot el que dius, sí, sí.
I affirm everything you say, yes, yes.
Ha de dir també que vam preparar
He must also say that we prepared
el que és el pregó, crec que el mateix dia.
What the proclamation is, I think the same day.
No, sí que ha dit això.
No, he really said that.
El dia abans, el dia abans.
The day before, the day before.
Vam buscar informació
We looked for information.
i vam quedar un parell de vegades
and we met a couple of times
i va sortir tot.
And everything came out.
És molta il·lusió, molta gràcia
It's a lot of excitement, a lot of charm.
de fer-ho.
to do it.
I sense haver sigut collistes ni res d'això
I feel like I haven't been a collective or anything like that.
vam descobrir coses a la gent
we discovered things about the people
que la gent no sabia.
that people did not know.
Ens vam informar massa, jo crec.
I think we informed ourselves too much.
Com a quines, Ferran?
As which ones, Ferran?
Jordi?
Jordi?
Com a quines?
Like which ones?
Freddy Mercurí va estar a la pleg del Caragol.
Freddy Mercury was at the Caragol's fold.
Freddy Mercurí va estar a la pleg del Caragol
Freddy Mercurí was at the Caragol's fold.
i al diumenge de la nit,
and on Sunday night,
quan li van dir que s'acabava bé,
when they told him that it would end well,
va escriure el deixou-me's bon.
he wrote "leave me alone" well.
Correcte.
Correct.
De fet, el Michael Jackson també va vindre a la pleg.
In fact, Michael Jackson also came to the strike.
Ningú se'n recorda.
Nobody remembers it.
Michael Jackson, el primer dia que va vindre
Michael Jackson, the first day he came.
era negre i l'últim dia era blanc.
It was black and the last day was white.
Ningú sap això, ningú sap.
Nobody knows this, nobody knows.
Això ja no està documentat.
This is no longer documented.
La cançó de Mecano
The song by Mecano
de Hoy no me puedo levantar,
Today I can't get up,
com que jo estic...
as I am...
De la pleg.
From the fold.
De fet, hi ha una anècdota d'una colla,
In fact, there is an anecdote about a group,
no recordo quina,
I don't remember which one.
que un any van contractar un grup de versions
One year they hired a cover band.
que feien versions d'ava.
that they made versions of Ava.
I com que hi ha moltes rivalitats
And since there are many rivalries
entre elles, la penya del costat l'any que ve
among them, the group next to it next year
per superar va dir, mira, saps què?
to overcome he said, look, you know what?
Anem a Suècia, lloguem els autèntics d'ava
Let's go to Sweden, let's rent the authentic ones from Ava.
i els que vinguin.
and those who come.
I van vindre els autèntics de la pleg,
The authentic ones from the fold came.
però ningú se'n recorda perquè anaven tots borratxos.
but no one remembers because they were all drunk.
La primera és de la Maciel.
The first one is from Maciel.
La Maciel és culpa nostra.
Maciel is our fault.
Tot va començar aquí.
It all started here.
Abans era superabstèpia.
Before it was superabstinent.
Més mal que tinguem seguro,
More bad than having insurance,
perquè...
because...
Elizabeth Taylor,
Elizabeth Taylor,
que venia a pleg, que es divorciava
that was coming to an end, that was getting a divorce
i es casava amb una altra.
and was marrying another woman.
Correcte.
Correct.
De fet, els Led Zeppelin
In fact, Led Zeppelin
van vindre a tocar a Lleida,
they came to play in Lleida,
no a la pleg.
no to the fold.
Van tocar a Lleida en una festa, a Lleida.
They played in Lleida at a party, in Lleida.
El que van tindre que suspendre perquè
They had to cancel it because
no va anar ningú, perquè tots estaven a la pleg.
No one went because everyone was at the meeting.
Això és verídic, eh?
Is this true, huh?
Tot pot ser.
Everything can be.
I és una cosa molt bonica això de la plet del caragol
And it's a very beautiful thing this about the snail's shell.
perquè té molta relació amb els caragols.
because it has a lot to do with snails.
Realment.
Really.
Vull dir, la plet del caragol
I mean, the snail's lawsuit
en si és un caragol.
it is indeed a snail.
Un caragol
A snail
és un animal lent, no?
It's a slow animal, isn't it?
Què hi ha més lent que l'espera
What is slower than waiting?
dels dies aquests anteriors a que arriba la pleg?
Of the days leading up to the harvest?
Correcte. Això per començar.
Correct. That’s a good starting point.
Els caragols com es fan a la llauna?
How are snails made in the can?
Què hi ha més similar a uns caragols a la llauna
What is more similar to canned snails?
que tots els pollistes allà
that all the chicks there
tots junts, enganxats, suant i saltant?
All together, stuck, sweating and jumping?
Els caragols s'arrosseguen, no?
The snails crawl, right?
I com anem tots a la pleg l'últim dia?
And how are we all going to the meeting on the last day?
Arrossegant-nos per terra.
Dragging ourselves on the ground.
I tenen banyes.
And they have horns.
Ara, ara.
Now, now.
I babosos.
And slugs.
Tot encaixa.
Everything fits.
I com acostumen a acabar els caragols?
And how do snails usually end up?
Ben cuits i fora de casa.
Well cooked and out of the house.
Ara, ara.
Now, now.
Sí, sí.
Yes, yes.
Entenc que això era la pedra angular
I understand that this was the cornerstone.
amb la que sustentava el vostre discurs, oi?
with which you supported your speech, right?
No, no.
No, no.
L'anècdota.
The anecdote.
La pedra angular amb la que sustentava el nostre discurs
The cornerstone on which we based our discourse.
era que era la festa
it was that it was the party
de l'honestedat.
of honesty.
Perquè en aquell moment vas tan borratxo,
Because at that moment you were so drunk,
que ets tan honest que estimes a tothom.
that you are so honest that you love everyone.
És igual si ets
It doesn't matter if you are.
advocat,
lawyer,
si ets basolero,
if you are a basolero,
si ets lo que sigui,
if you are whatever,
tot igual.
same as always.
I es basava en això.
And it was based on that.
Era la festa més guapa en aquest sentit.
It was the most beautiful party in that sense.
D'igualtat i d'acolliment
Of equality and welcome
de veritat.
really.
I lo de la borratxera,
And about the drunkenness,
jo ho he de desmentir perquè
I have to deny it because
jo ho puc explicar perquè ma mare ho sap.
I can explain it because my mother knows it.
Jo m'he empetat tota la vida
I have been drunk my whole life.
tot lo que he pogut.
All that I could.
Van canviar lo dels horaris i van fer que tanquessin a les 5.
They changed the schedules and made them close at 5.
Si no estaria mort.
If not, I would be dead.
Gràcies a la Generalitat per una vegada.
Thanks to the Generalitat for once.
Però
But
jo a la pleg no m'he empetat mai,
I have never gotten angry at the fold.
m'he empetat un dijous, un divendres,
I got drunk on a Thursday, a Friday,
perquè allí vas
because there you go
allò contentillo,
that little happy thing,
los professionals, eh, claro.
the professionals, huh, of course.
I vas mantenint allí,
And you kept holding on there,
inclús alguna vegada pot ser
even sometimes it can be
que faigos un glopet d'aigua de beri,
let's take a sip of berry water,
allò per...
that for...
Epa!
Hey!
Normalment l'aigua no es toque
Normally, the water is not touched.
més que per rentar les dents,
more than to brush the teeth,
però fas un xampú regularitzador,
but you make a regularizing shampoo,
saps?
you know?
I allò fotrem
And we'll screw that up.
ciego perdut, com faria
blind lost, how would I do it
qualsevol cap de setmana,
any weekend,
jo a la pleg no.
not me at the meeting.
A mi m'agrada especialment això el dissabte a la tarda,
I especially like this on Saturday afternoons,
perquè després de dinar vas allà,
because after lunch you go there,
vas fent això, aquesta cosa que hi ha un moment
you keep doing this, this thing that there is a moment
de punta i pum, però no...
of point and pum, but no...
Divendres és més complicat.
Friday is more complicated.
Jo no he anat a Venècia, eh, perquè...
I have not been to Venice, you know, because...
A Venècia que hi vas? A passejar en la gòndola.
To Venice, where are you going? To ride in the gondola.
En la gòndola he passejat 6.000 vegades
In the gondola, I have walked 6,000 times.
a la pleg, perquè vas allà...
to the fold, why are you going there...
Només te falta el jersei amb les ratlletes.
You just need the sweater with the stripes.
Bueno, ratlletes això és una altra cosa.
Well, stripes this is another thing.
Les ratlletes també n'hi ha, però és un altre tema.
There are also the lines, but that's another topic.
Escolteu una cosa, la pleg és fantàstic,
Listen to me, the fold is fantastic.
tot és molt xulo, tot és...
everything is very cool, everything is...
tot és flors i biologia romaní,
everything is flowers and rosemary biology,
però hi haurà alguna cosa que no us agradi?
But will there be something that you don't like?
David, què és el que no t'agrada de la pleg?
David, what is it that you don't like about the fold?
Quan s'acabi.
When it is over.
El recollir.
The gathering.
No, al final estar al recollir és algo xulo.
No, in the end being at the collection is something cool.
No, la veritat...
No, the truth is...
Jo ara volia trencar un mite perquè al final
I wanted to break a myth now because in the end
tot ho esteu centrant en l'alcohòlic i això,
you are focusing everything on the alcoholic and that,
però jo crec que també és una cosa que
but I think it is also something that
amb els anys vas descobrint que és la pleg de via.
With the years you discover what the folding of the way is.
Gaudir dels amics, el compartir
Enjoying friends, sharing.
amb els coneguts, i conèixer gent
with acquaintances, and meet people
nova, i això tot en la pleg.
new, and all this in the fold.
Trobar gent que fa un any que potser
Finding people who, a year ago, maybe
només veus de pleg a pleg,
only you see from fold to fold,
i a part de veure que sigui el delit,
and apart from seeing that it is the crime,
jo he après a gaudir
I have learned to enjoy.
de la pleg de dia, que passen coses
from the daytime fold, that things happen
molt xules, hi ha moltes activitats,
very cool, there are many activities,
i realment que tot és moltíssim i arribar molt a l'altre.
And really, that everything is a lot and reaching very much to the other.
O despertar-te de dia a casa,
Or to wake up during the day at home,
que no és la teva cosa, també.
that it is not your thing, either.
No m'ha passat mai.
It has never happened to me.
Com que mos passa durant l'any, també...
As it happens to us during the year, also...
Estem parlant de coses diferents.
We are talking about different things.
Jo hi ha una cosa que no suporto
There is one thing I can't stand.
de la pleg del Caragol, perdoneu, eh?
from the Caragol fold, excuse me, eh?
Els pistoletes d'aigua.
Water pistols.
Sí senyor.
Yes, sir.
Però vols dir que no s'agraeix
But do you mean that it's not appreciated?
en algun moment que allò
at some point that what
en la calda que fa?
In the heat, what is it doing?
No, mai.
No, never.
I l'altra cosa que heu de prendre
And the other thing you have to take.
i el Jordi Calcereno
and Jordi Calcereno
ha viscut ja...
has lived already...
Perdona un moment, fes-me la pregunta
Excuse me for a moment, ask me the question.
que m'havies de fer, Jordi.
What were you going to do to me, Jordi?
Vosaltres no creieu
You do not believe.
que la pleg es farà un altre mes?
that the strike will be held another month?
Més endavant?
Later on?
Doncs és una gran pregunta.
Well, that's a big question.
Jo crec que és una pregunta
I think it is a question.
que ens podria respondre el president de la pleg.
What could the president of the PLEg respond to us?
El president de la pleg?
The president of the fold?
Què diu?
What does it say?
Si us hi direu tot, ho clavem.
If you tell us everything, we'll nail it.
Ferran Perdícs!
Ferran Perdícs!
Com estem?
How are we?
Bona nit!
Good night!
Viro i pam!
I throw and boom!
Sí, està tot...
Yes, everything is...
Som molt professionals.
We are very professional.
Ferran, com estàs?
Ferran, how are you?
Sí que ho sento, sí.
Yes, I'm sorry, yes.
Escolta'm una cosa, com estàs?
Listen to me for a second, how are you?
Bé, home, distret.
Well, man, distracted.
En primer lloc, moltíssimes gràcies
Firstly, thank you very much.
per atendre la nostra petició
to attend to our request
de participar en aquesta tertúlia
to participate in this discussion
dedicada avui a la pleg del Caragol.
dedicated today to the gathering of the Snail.
Que ja saps que per nosaltres és una tertúlia trista.
You already know that for us it is a sad discussion.
Home, no!
No, not home!
Home, no! Mai!
No, never!
Escolta, la primera
Listen, the first one.
pregunta, Ferran...
question, Ferran...
Ferran Perdícs és el president de la FECOLL,
Ferran Perdícs is the president of the FECOLL.
de la Federació de Colles, és?
from the Federation of Groups, isn't it?
Sí, sí, sí.
Yes, yes, yes.
I des de no fa gaire, no?
And not long ago, right?
Quant ens portes a la FECOLL, dirigint-la?
How long have you been leading FECOLL?
Com a president, tres anys.
As president, three years.
Com a membre de la Junta, ja en porto 13.
As a member of the Board, I have been here for 13.
Déu-n'hi-do, Déu-n'hi-do.
Good heavens, good heavens.
I et sents responsable, no?,
You feel responsible, don't you?
que aquest any hagi estat un fracàs
that this year has been a failure
en quant a gent i assistència?
Regarding people and attendance?
Perquè no hagi passat mai
So it has never happened.
que tenim una pleg tan xungo.
that we have such a difficult situation.
No n'ha ningú.
There is no one.
Bueno, a veure,
Well, let's see,
està per confirmar tot això, eh?
This is all to be confirmed, right?
De moment ha estat l'any
So far, it has been the year.
que més peixes hem tingut a l'hora de la parcel·lació.
What other fish have we had during the parceling?
Sí senyor, sí senyor.
Yes sir, yes sir.
O de pensar que ningú ens ha demanat
Or to think that no one has asked us.
els 15 centímetres que sempre faltaven,
the 15 centimeters that were always missing,
aquest any ningú els ha reclamat.
This year no one has claimed them.
Ho hem bordat, ho hem bordat.
We've nailed it, we've nailed it.
Molt bé, molt bé.
Very good, very good.
Ferran, escolta, fora bromes,
Ferran, listen, no jokes aside,
com és això de dirigir una de les entitats
what is it like to lead one of the entities
amb més pes
with more weight
a llei de ciutat i a la província per extensió?
to the city law and to the province by extension?
Això és una responsabilitat.
This is a responsibility.
No ha de ser fàcil, no?
It can't be easy, can it?
Home, és una responsabilitat molt gran.
Man, it's a very big responsibility.
Penseu que de lo que
Think that of what
tu fas o de lo que tu i la teva
you do or what you and your
Junta acabem decidint
We end up deciding.
i organitzant, m'hi depèn
and organizing, it depends on me
el lleure, que és una cosa molt important
leisure, which is something very important
de moltíssima gent. Realment,
of a lot of people. Really,
a veure, tot l'esforç que hi ha al darrere
let's see, all the effort that is behind it
per lo que s'acabi vivint,
for what is ultimately lived,
quan s'acaba el diumenge dius
when Sunday ends you say
però ja està? Per això hem preparat
but is that it? That's why we have prepared
tot el que hem preparat. Però bueno,
everything we have prepared. But well,
és llei de vida, vull dir, això funciona
It's a law of life, I mean, this works.
així i ja ho sabem de fa molts anys.
thus and we have known it for many years.
Perdoneu, això de l'octubre ho farem o no?
Excuse me, are we doing this in October or not?
A dia d'avui ho va complicar.
As of today, it has become complicated.
No ho sé, no ho sé.
I don't know, I don't know.
No és complicat que es faci a l'octubre,
It's not complicated for it to be done in October.
Ferran?
Ferran?
Amb la situació en què estem ara, sí.
With the situation we are in now, yes.
La situació en què estem ara, penseu
The situation we are in now, think about it.
que estem parlant de reunions
that we are talking about meetings
de 200, 300, 500
from 200, 300, 500
persones.
people.
Jo proposo un plec de 50, 60
I propose a fold of 50, 60.
mil persones en un moment determinat
a thousand people at a specific moment
al recinte. Això és
to the premises. This is
molta gent juntat
a lot of people gathered
i que o milloren molt les coses
and that either things improve a lot
o troben alguna
or they find one
solució amb aquest tipus
solution with this type
d'aglomeracions de gent o
of crowds of people or
no només la pleca, tot el tipus
not only the fold, the whole type
d'esdeveniments que impliquen
of events that involve
tot això, gent massiva
all of this, massive people
junta, doncs estarem entrevist.
So we'll be interviewed.
Què ha suposat per Lleida
What has it meant for Lleida?
que no celebri la plec?
Why doesn't she celebrate the plec?
Doncs moltes coses.
Well, many things.
Moltes coses.
Many things.
La primera, econòmica, no?
The first one, economic, right?
Perquè l'impacte de la plec podeu imaginar-vos
Because you can imagine the impact of the plea.
que és brutal per una ciutat
that is brutal for a city
on el turisme costa molt
where tourism is very expensive
d'arrossegar, on som una
of dragging, where we are one
ciutat que no estem ni al mar ni a la muntanya
city that is neither by the sea nor in the mountains
i realment coses com la plec
And really things like the fold
ens posen al mapa i fan que vingui
they put us on the map and make us come
moltíssima gent. I aquesta gent
a lot of people. And these people
evidentment gasta moltíssim i s'emporta un
obviously spends a lot and takes one away
record de la ciutat, no?
City record, right?
Perdre un any en aquest sentit
To lose a year in this sense.
és greu, és tan greu, no?
It's serious, it's so serious, right?
Però a més a més pel sentit col·lectiu, no?
But also for the collective sense, right?
O sigui, ja veieu, no?
So, you see, right?
Hem tingut, finalment hem tingut que fer les mil
We have had, finally we have had to do the thousand.
i una accions de tota
and an action of all
mena perquè la gent senti que
means so that people feel that
estem al maig i que és a plec, no?
we are in May and it's in full swing, right?
Tot i que no s'ha pogut fer físicament
Although it could not be done physically.
Penseu que l'emocionari
Do you think that the emotionary?
col·lectiu dels lleidatans
collective of the people from Lleida
fer la plec aquests dies de maig
to make the most of these days in May
estan marcats al calendari
they are marked on the calendar
i d'alguna manera havíem de
and somehow we had to
mirar de salvar-ho, no?
try to save it, right?
Escolta'm, que estàvem parlant d'això, no?
Listen to me, we were talking about this, right?
Estàvem parlant de que s'han tancat
We were talking about that they have closed.
200 o 300 persones i reunions
200 or 300 people and meetings
com a màxim i tal, i clar, a la plec
as a maximum and such, and of course, at the fold
estem parlant de desenes de milers de persones
we are talking about tens of thousands of people
Llavors, jo crec que
Then, I think that
podríem votar-ho i jo crec que Lleida
we could vote on it and I think Lleida
estaria d'acord de tancar Lleida, tota Lleida
I would agree to close Lleida, all of Lleida.
Llavors, a cada plaça
Then, at each square
hi montes una penya, una colla
hey, you set up a group, a gang
saps? Doncs a Ricardo
You know? Well, to Ricardo.
vingués en Montes una, allà
"Come to Montes one, there"
a Montes una altra
to Montes another one
i tal, i al final ens trobem tots
And then, in the end, we all meet.
a la Lleida del riu, si vols
at the Lleida of the river, if you want
i tanquem Lleida durant
and we close Lleida during
tres dies
three days
És una idea, eh? No pensis
It's an idea, huh? Don't think.
que no ho han pensat, això. El que passa és que
they haven't thought about it. What happens is that
també agafarem l'horta
we will also take the garden
Agafarem l'horta perquè això és caragossa de tins
We will take the orchard because this is a load of nonsense.
Saps? Clar, clar
You know? Of course, of course.
Vull dir, s'ha de pensar en tot
I mean, you have to think about everything.
Valorem-ho, valorem-ho, valorem-ho, perquè la plec
Let's value it, let's value it, let's value it, because the bid.
ha de ser, ha de ser
it has to be, it has to be
Ferran, us han arribat
Ferran, they have reached you.
notícies que han hagut suïcidis col·lectius
news that there have been collective suicides
individuals
individuals
que la gent s'ha tallat les venes, vull dir, no sé
that people have cut their veins, I mean, I don't know
Està confirmat
It is confirmed.
un suïcidi massiu
a mass suicide
de tres tonelades de catcargols
of three tons of snails
que venien amb tota la il·lusió
who came with all the excitement
de ser consumits a la plec
of being consumed at the fold
i clar, al veure que no podien arribar
And of course, upon seeing that they could not arrive.
malauradament
unfortunately
aquests els hem perdut, eh? Però bueno
we've lost these, huh? But well
a part d'això, penso que
apart from that, I think that
que ho salvarem
that we will save it
perquè l'esprit de la plec
because the spirit of the plea
veureu que aquests dies a Lleida
you will see that these days in Lleida
hi haurà esprit de plec, eh? Hi haurà esprit de plec
There will be a spirit of folding, right? There will be a spirit of folding.
a molts racons i a molts llocs
in many corners and in many places
i amb molta il·lusió
and with a lot of excitement
perquè, bueno, sabeu
because, well, you know
que sempre el proper plec
that always the next fold
serà el millor de tots fins que arribi el següent
it will be the best of all until the next one arrives
doncs això és una mica
well, this is a bit
la idea nostra, eh? Anem a fer alguna cosa
It's our idea, right? Let's do something.
aquest maig perquè no sigui un maig perdut
this May so that it is not a lost May
i esperar el pròxim amb totes les ganes
And I await the next one with all my enthusiasm.
del món i més
of the world and more
Disculpa un moment, Ferran. Pere, la pregunta que has fet
Excuse me for a moment, Ferran. Pere, the question you asked.
no tenia gaire sentit perquè els suïcidis
it didn't make much sense because of the suicides
col·lectius estan prohibits pel tema del
collectives are prohibited due to the issue of the
distanciament
distancing
Suïcidis a distància
Remote suicides
Perdona, els animals no, eh?
Sorry, not the animals, okay?
Els animals no
The animals do not.
Els animals... Se poden ajuntar
The animals... They can come together.
els animals?
the animals?
Sí, els animals se poden ajuntar
Yes, animals can come together.
Eus separats, pues, burros
You separated, then, donkeys.
Heu de tindre el carnet
You must have the license.
Parlant d'animals, Ferran, què faran els polítics aquest any?
Speaking of animals, Ferran, what will the politicians do this year?
On aniran a passejar?
Where are they going for a walk?
Ah, xiquet, no ho sé
Ah, kid, I don't know.
Haurem de buscar una cassola o altra
We will have to find another pot.
Em sembla que la
I think that the
la fullera per remenar ja la portes
You already have the spoon to stir.
Jo tinc una pregunta pel Ferran, eh?
I have a question for Ferran, okay?
Sí? Jo tinc una pregunta molt important
Yes? I have a very important question.
Per qui, Ferran? Aquí som tres
For whom, Ferran? Here we are three.
Per president de la FECOLL
For president of the FECOLL
Primer, per estar avui dissabte
First, for being today Saturday.
a la nit amb nosaltres
at night with us
Avui dissabte
Today Saturday
En dia de ple, eh? Vull dir, això és una cosa
On a busy day, huh? I mean, this is something.
que mai de la vida podria passar
that could never happen in a million years
Tindre el president de la FECOLL
Have the president of the FECOLL.
De fet, en aquesta hora estaríem quasi vells, sí
In fact, at this hour we would be almost old, yes.
Som veïns
We are neighbors.
I la pregunta és molt seriosa pel Ferran com a president
And the question is very serious for Ferran as president.
Continues sent cap de colla, encara?
Are you still the leader?
De la teva colla?
From your group?
Sóc membre de la junta de la colla
I am a member of the group board.
De la colla de la llauna, no?
From the can gang, right?
Sí, de la colla de la llauna
Yes, from the tin gang.
Exacte. I jo, la pregunta, per molt en sèrie
Exactly. And I, the question, even though it's very much in series.
és què n'opines dels teus companys de colla
What do you think of your group of friends?
de la colla que tens al costat
from the group you have next to you
Ui, a la dreta o a l'esquerra?
Oh, to the right or to the left?
Ja saps
You already know.
per on va la pregunta
Where is the question going?
Home, a vere
Come, let's see.
Són novatos
They are novices.
No ho he de dir
I don't have to say it.
Era el cinquè aniversari
It was the fifth anniversary.
Cinc anys a la ple
Five years in the ple
Bueno, comenceu a tindre una mica
Well, you're starting to have a bit.
de solera, no?
of old, right?
A vere, se us ha tingut que ajudar, se us ha tingut que guiar
Indeed, you had to be helped, you had to be guided.
Això està clar
This is clear.
Comenceu a servir per alguna cosa
Start serving for something.
de veïns
of neighbors
Ja no demaneu tant
Don't ask for so much anymore.
No m'agraden les respostes
I don't like the answers.
Podem començar a ser
We can start to be
fer coses preternals amb vosaltres
do preternatural things with you
Ui, ui, ui
Oh, oh, oh
Què? Com ho has dit?
What? How did you say that?
Estic casat, home
I am married, man.
A veure, a la ple
Let's see, at the meeting
qui no estigui content amb la colla que té a la vora
whoever is not happy with the company they have beside them
té un problema molt greu
it has a very serious problem
perquè del que es tracta és d'això
because that's what it's all about
del que es tracta és de conviure
What it is about is coexistence.
d'aprofitar tant l'esperit
to make such good use of the spirit
que tens a la teva colla com a la de la vora
What you have in your group is like that of the edge.
i escolta, estem tots
And listen, we are all.
per compartir, per passar-ho bé
to share, to have a good time
i penso que la majoria anem amb aquest esperit
I think that most of us go with this spirit.
i si no les coses no funcionarien com funcionen
and if not, things wouldn't work as they do
Tot i que
Although
hi ha colles i colles
there are cliques and cliques
Tot i que hi ha colles i colles
Although there are groups and groups.
si a algú li toca la que li toca
if someone gets what they deserve
Jo com a president no he aconseguit
As president, I have not succeeded.
poder triar massa
to be able to choose too much
i llavors me trobo encaixat
and then I find myself trapped
on me trobo encaixat, però bé, cap problema
I find myself stuck, but it's okay, no problem.
Hem de dir que la colla que tens
We have to say that the group you have
al costat entenem que és la dels moniatos
next we understand that it is the sweet potatoes
no, David?
No, David?
Jo no ho he dit, això
I didn't say that.
Però ja ho dic jo, que com a cap de colla
But I already tell you, as a group leader
moltíssimes gràcies des del primer dia
thank you very much since the first day
a la teva colla, el suport
to your group, the support
que ens ha donat i l'ajuda que ens ha donat
that has given us and the help that has given us
Nosaltres també hem tingut molta paciència
We have also been very patient.
amb vosaltres, eh? Home, evidentment...
with you, huh? Well, obviously...
Evidentment, evidentment...
Obviously, obviously...
Ferran, què és el que més greu...
Ferran, what is the most serious...
Perdona...
Sorry...
No, he de dir simplement
No, I have to say simply.
que això és la pleg, eh?
So this is the folding, huh?
Com viure, no?
How to live, right?
Sí, sí, vull dir que això és la pleg
Yes, yes, I mean this is the fold.
que vingui una colla nova
let a new group come
i que l'agafis amb els braços oberts
and that you take it with open arms
i que puguem fer coses conjuntes
and that we can do things together
i que puguem estar en l'harmonia
and that we can be in harmony
en què estem sempre, no?
What are we always in, right?
Hi ha problemes i coses que sempre n'hi ha
There are problems and things that there always are.
però penso que l'esperit de la pleg
but I think that the spirit of the fold
s'imposa a tot això. Brindis per la pleg
It imposes itself on all this. Cheers to the merge.
Senyor, un brindis per la pleg
Sir, a toast to the pledge.
Perdó, no s'ha d'amagar
Sorry, it doesn't have to be hidden.
Puc anar a rellenar?
Can I go refill?
No, no pots anar
No, you can't go.
Ferran, una darrera pregunta
Ferran, one last question.
Nosaltres, a l'acabar el programa
We, at the end of the program
sempre acabem amb un missatge d'esperança
we always end with a message of hope
Ens agradaria que avui
We would like it if today
sisplau, abans de donar pas
please, before giving way
a la publicitat
to the advertisement
ja sabeu que tenim molts anunciants
You already know that we have many advertisers.
Ens agradaria que per despedir-nos
We would like that to say goodbye
despedir-te tu i la teva trucada
say goodbye to you and your call
si podies donar un missatge d'esperança
if you could give a message of hope
i de tants que tant trobem a faltar
and of so many that we miss so much
a la pleg
to the fold
Bé, una mica jo el que us diria
Well, a little bit what I would say to you.
és que res no ha pogut mai
it's just that nothing has ever been able
amb l'esperit de la pleg
with the spirit of the fold
des que va començar aquesta història
since this story began
300 bojos al costat del riu
300 madmen by the river
això ha guanyat moltíssima lleida
this has won a lot of Lleida
i realment
and really
el sentiment de la pleg
the feeling of mourning
i el sentiment de pertanyar
and the feeling of belonging
a algo molt gros i algo molt compartit
something very big and something very shared
no hi ha ningú que ens el pugui treure
There is no one who can take it away from us.
Serà aquest any, serà l'octubre
It will be this year, it will be October.
serà el proper maig, no sé quan serà
It will be next May, I don’t know when it will be.
però la pleg
but the fold
continuarà sempre amb nosaltres
will always remain with us
jo crec
I believe
jo crec que ho tenim clar
I think we have it clear.
tots els que estem aquí
all of us who are here
i que ho tenim molt més clar els 13.500
And we have it much clearer, the 13,500.
collistes que fan
harvests that they make
que les coses rutgin
that things run smoothly
perquè en definitiva per molt que organitzem
because ultimately no matter how much we organize
i per molt que intentem que tot vagi bé
And no matter how much we try to make everything go well.
o ho fem entre tots o això no funciona
Either we all do it together or this won't work.
per tant, llarga vida a la pleg
therefore, long live the pleu
no podran amb la pleg
they will not be able with the strike
no podran a la pleg
they won't be able to the fold
ni amb les ganes que tenim
not even with the enthusiasm we have
no podran tenir aquest sentiment de compartir
they will not be able to have this feeling of sharing
un espai comú a Lleida
a common space in Lleida
al voltant d'una cosa tan insignificant
around something so insignificant
com és el caracol
what is the snail like
Sí senyor, sí senyor
Yes sir, yes sir.
Molt ben dit president
Well said, president.
M'has trempat igual que un bèstia, hòstia
You’ve scared me just like a beast, damn it.
Sí senyor
Yes sir
Doncs moltíssimes gràcies
Well, thank you very much.
i despedim amb una forta oblació
we bid farewell with a strong oblation
al senyor Ferran
to Mr. Ferran
Gràcies i bona nit per tant
Thank you and good night for so much.
No marxeu
Don't leave.
Moltes gràcies
Thank you very much.
Ha estat el joc del cànam el del pollon
It has been the game of the hemp the one of the rooster.
I quan són les deu i escaig de la nit
And when it is around ten at night.
les deu i escaig a la taula d'Hondura
ten past eleven at the table of Honduras
és moment de començar
It's time to start.
amb la secció més esperada del programa
with the most anticipated section of the program
la secció del cànam
the hemp section
l'empollon
the nerd
bona nit Jordi, com estàs?
Good night Jordi, how are you?
Pues mira, sentat amb cala nit
Well, look, sit down with Cala Nit.
No Jordi, Jordi cànam, l'empollon
No Jordi, Jordi hemp, the nerd.
Sí, cànam l'empollon
Yes, let's hatch the nerd.
i amb encíos
and with eagerness
una meravellosa secció
a wonderful section
avui, el repsèrible complexe
Today, the complex reservoir.
pero el grego
but the Greek
molt complexa, perquè, clar, imagineu-vos-hi,
very complex, because, of course, imagine it,
ja hem repassat
we have already reviewed
els millors personatges
the best characters
més dignes i significats
more dignified and meaningful
de Lleida.
from Lleida.
No queda ningú més, ja? Sí, sí,
Is there no one else left, right? Yes, yes.
en queden molts, però clar, ja han passat molts.
There are still many left, but of course, many have already passed.
Però, a més a més, ha de tenir algun vincle
But, furthermore, it must have some connection.
amb la plegada de Caragol. Per tant,
with the snail fold. Therefore,
la cosa era complicada, i vosaltres sou uns experts.
the thing was complicated, and you are experts.
Per tant, la cosa era difícil, però
Therefore, the thing was difficult, but
jo crec que ho aconseguirem.
I believe we will achieve it.
Doncs recordem, per aquests
Well, let's remember, for these
que no sàpiguen exactament com
that they don't know exactly how
funciona la secció del canal
the channel section is working
Empollón, Cano, recordem les
Nerd, Cano, let's remember them.
instruccions per saber i per fer aquest
instructions to know and to do this
concurs. I canvien cada dia?
contest. Do they change every day?
No, però les hem de recordar.
No, but we have to remember them.
Recorden? Per això cal
Do you remember? That's why it's necessary.
incidir en elles i recordar-les
to affect them and remind them
i estalviar-les de nou.
and save them again.
Però avui, per no...
But today, instead of...
Perdona, Cano, Cano, sisplau,
Sorry, Cano, Cano, please,
he vist que t'has tocat una mica aquí al coll.
I've seen that you've touched a little here on your neck.
Què portes a 13 o 9 avui?
What do you have at 13 or 9 today?
Se li omple la venda d'aguantat.
The sale is filled with held-up stock.
Sí.
Yes.
Porto un auricular.
I'm wearing an earphone.
Un auricular? Ostres, però si això és un micro
A headset? Wow, but this is a microphone.
de seguretat de discoteca, eh?
nightclub security, huh?
I és un micro de seguretat de discoteca, sí.
And it's a nightclub security microphone, yes.
O de presentador de tele, també, però no passa res.
Or as a TV presenter, too, but it’s all good.
Sí, sí, ja us veig jo que van tots amb això.
Yes, yes, I can see that you're all into this.
Perdona que t'hagi tallat la teva
Sorry for cutting you off.
gran secció i tan esperada i no esperada.
great section and so awaited and unexpected.
No, porten un pinganillo, però no...
No, they wear an earpiece, but no...
A pinganillo no hi ve.
A small earpiece can't see it.
Doncs, què deia?
So, what was I saying?
La mecànica
The mechanics
meravellosa de la meva
wonderful of my
fantàstica secció funciona
fantastic section works
de la segona manera. He triat
in the second way. I have chosen
entre els milers i milers de possibilitats
among the thousands and thousands of possibilities
un personatge únic
a unique character
de la cultura lleidatana
of Lleida culture
i us plantejaré
and I will propose to you
cinc pistes
five clues
i heu d'endevinar quin personatge
And you have to guess which character.
és en qüestió. I està relacionat
is in question. And it is related
amb la pleg. I està relacionat amb la pleg.
with the fold. And it is related to the fold.
Amb la cultura
With culture
i amb la pleg. Amb la cultura
and with the fold. With the culture
i amb la pleg. No amb la cultura
and with the folding. Not with culture
de la pleg, no.
from the fold, no.
També. També.
Also. Also.
Amb la primera pista sabem qui és,
With the first clue, we know who it is,
ho hem de dir, o...
we have to say it, or...
Sí.
Yes.
No ha dit cap pista
He has not given any clues.
i ja sabem qui és.
And we already know who it is.
Ja el sé.
I already know.
La pista...
The clue...
Perdona.
Sorry.
La pista...
The clue...
Em expliques la teva anècdota amb el personatge?
Can you tell me your anecdote with the character?
Quina era, la tres o la quatre?
Which one was it, the three or the four?
La quarta.
The fourth.
La primera.
The first one.
Però, a més a més,
But, furthermore,
aquesta vegada hi ha dos pistes vinculades
this time there are two related clues
a gent d'aquí, o sigui que és brutal.
the people from here, I mean it's amazing.
Meravellós.
Wonderful.
I la pista quatre, estàs vestit o despullat?
And on track four, are you dressed or naked?
Vestit.
Dress.
Doncs, sense més preàmbuls,
Well, without further ado,
comencem la secció del cànon.
let's start the section of the canon.
Compte amb un...
Watch out for a...
Primera pregunta,
First question,
eh, diga, primera pista.
Hey, say, first clue.
El personatge en qüestió,
The character in question,
o la personatge en qüestió,
or the character in question,
per ser correctes,
to be correct,
va arribar a la fama o va ser conegut...
he rose to fame or became known...
Si no, se te tiraran els descarres a sobre, ja ho saps, eh?
If not, the embarrassments will come crashing down on you, you know that, right?
Però tots sabem que és un home, clar,
But we all know he is a man, of course.
perquè parté parlant en masculí todo el rato.
Because you keep talking in masculine all the time.
Però, bueno, tira, tira, tira.
But, well, go on, go on, go on.
El personatge o la personatgesa.
The character or the characteress.
Sí, exacte.
Yes, exactly.
D'acord.
Okay.
El personatge o la personatgesa en qüestió
The character or characters in question
va saltar a la fama per mitjà de la tele.
she shot to fame through television.
És a dir, la seva eclosió a nivell de la mort és la tele.
That is to say, its emergence at the level of death is television.
Aquesta l'has de ficar a les cinc, home.
You need to put this in at five, man.
És del meu poble, és de la meva zona.
It's from my town, it's from my area.
Té calmes, va saltar, va saltar.
He calms down, he jumped, he jumped.
Té dos braços.
He has two arms.
Segona qüestió.
Second question.
Arriba la quatri!
The fourth one is here!
Fa un temps va tenir...
Some time ago, it had...
Va tenir certs problemes legals.
He had certain legal problems.
Tot això, al final, se'n va sortir prou bé.
All of this, in the end, turned out pretty well.
Però això és la majoria de gent relacionada amb la FLEC, Cano.
But this is the majority of people related to the FLEC, Cano.
I amb la tele, eh?
And with the TV, huh?
I amb la tele, sí.
And with the TV, yes.
Sí, que et va ser un problema de diners.
Yes, it was a money problem for you.
Pista número tres, Cano.
Track number three, Cano.
Pista número tres.
Clue number three.
Fa temps érem amics o coneguts amb el Ferran Eixelab,
A long time ago we were friends or acquaintances with Ferran Eixelab.
però em consta que fa temps que no parlen amb ell.
but I know that they haven’t spoken to him for a long time.
Que no es parlen?
Aren't they speaking to each other?
Uuuh.
Uuuh.
Per culpa del Ferran.
Because of Ferran.
I ara anem a la pista que tota Lleida està esperant.
And now let's go to the track that all of Lleida is waiting for.
La pista de l'anècdota de Cano amb el personatge.
The clue of Cano's anecdote with the character.
Pista que consteix amb l'anècdota del Cano.
Clue that corresponds with the anecdote of the Cano.
La mare que no va parir ja sigui ells.
The mother who did not give birth to them.
No ho saps qui és.
You don't know who he is.
Que no és l'Àngel Ros, home, tranquil.
It's not Ángel Ros, man, calm down.
No, no és l'Àngel Ros, no.
No, it is not Àngel Ros, no.
A veure, en Tibi no pot ser que vam parlar amb ella la setmana passada.
Let’s see, it can’t be that we talked to her last week.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I el cabell és blanc.
And the hair is white.
No.
No.
Quina no?
Which one not?
No.
No.
De fet, no té cabell.
In fact, he/she has no hair.
Aquesta podria ser la quarta pista, però no la tinc.
This could be the fourth clue, but I don't have it.
Sí que tens problemes amb gent, Ferran.
Yes, you do have problems with people, Ferran.
Què ha passat?
What happened?
La quarta pista és que en aquest famós programa
The fourth clue is that in this famous program
en el qual aquesta persona va saltar la fama,
in which this person jumped to fame,
durant tota una temporada jo em vaig ser el guionista.
Throughout an entire season, I was the screenwriter.
Jo? Qui vol dir tu?
Me? Who do you mean by you?
Jo, Jordi Cano.
I, Jordi Cano.
Jordi Cano va ser el guionista de tota una temporada
Jordi Cano was the screenwriter for an entire season.
d'aquest meravellós programa de la tele
of this wonderful television program
d'Amic del Ferran.
From Ferran's friend.
Amic vinculat amb Aplec del Aragón.
Friend linked to Aplec del Aragón.
A veure, a veure.
Let's see, let's see.
Recapitulem, a veure.
Let's recap and see.
Última pista, última pista.
Last clue, last clue.
El Güete vol recapitular, a veure.
The Güete wants to recap, let's see.
Recapitulem. Què tenim?
Let's recap. What do we have?
Què tenim?
What do we have?
Tens els braços.
You have the arms.
No ho sabem, sisames.
We don't know, girls.
No he dit en cap moment que fos home,
I have not said at any time that he was a man,
però sí que puc confirmar que té cames.
but I can confirm that it has legs.
I de dones calbes ara mateix no me'n surten.
And as for bald women, I can't think of any right now.
Les perruques fan molt de servei, també t'ho dic.
Wigs are very useful, I tell you that too.
Tampoc he dit que fos dona.
I haven't said that she was a woman either.
Ahà.
Aha.
Vale.
Okay.
No sé, Aplec del Caragol.
I don't know, Snail Gathering.
Aquesta secció és superemocional.
This section is super emotional.
Em va arribar a les cinc i no ho sabem.
She arrived at five and we don't know.
Home!
Home!
Estaríem parlant de qui li ha fotut la mà pel cul moltes vegades?
Would we be talking about who has stuck their hand up their ass many times?
Li has fotut la mà pel cul moltes vegades, viciós.
You've stuck your hand up his ass many times, you pervert.
Vale, vale, vale.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sí.
Yes.
Tinc una pista.
I have a clue.
Tinc una pista, tinc una pista.
I have a clue, I have a clue.
Te montes unes seccions, la comptes, Güete, si tens anècdotes.
You set up some sections, tell it, Güete, if you have anecdotes.
Comptar les anècdotes de cadascú.
Count each person's anecdotes.
Cano, la teva anècdota, que l'estem esperant, home.
Cano, your anecdote, we're waiting for it, man.
L'acabo d'explicar.
I just explained it.
Vaig fer de guionista.
I worked as a screenwriter.
Ah, de guionista?
Ah, as a screenwriter?
Sí.
Yes.
Vaig fer de guionista.
I worked as a screenwriter.
Güete, compta amb la teva.
Güete, watch out for yours.
Tu quan vas fer de guionista?
When did you work as a screenwriter?
No, no.
No, no.
Però és que encara no he vist el personatge.
But I still haven't seen the character.
Ah, clar, clar.
Ah, of course, of course.
L'objectiu és que...
The objective is that...
Ah, vale, que l'hem d'encertar, claro.
Ah, okay, we have to get it right, of course.
Vale, vale.
Okay, okay.
Bueno.
Good.
És il·lusió.
It is illusion.
En un concurs, encertar la teva anècota.
In a contest, guess your anecdote.
La senyora pista és que tot, i que no és cantant o cantanta, ha tret discos i compartiu
The lady pista is that everything, and that she is not a singer, has released records and shared.
els moniatos productor amb ell.
the sweet potatoes producer with him.
O ella.
Or her.
Ah, amigo.
Ah, friend.
Però ella és perquè pot ser hermafrodita, no?
But she is because she can be a hermaphrodite, right?
Perquè és hermafrodita, sí.
Because it is hermaphrodite, yes.
La senyora pista és que és hermafrodita, sí.
The fact is that the lady is a hermaphrodite, yes.
Vale.
Okay.
Llavors ja ho sé.
Then I already know.
Jo també ho sé.
I know it too.
No és una persona humana.
It is not a human person.
És ser hermafrodita.
It is a hermaphrodite.
És hermafrodita.
It is hermaphrodite.
La pista aquesta, que de Àngel Ros...
This track, which is from Àngel Ros...
Bueno, bueno, bueno.
Well, well, well.
Lo de les cames no es veritat, pues.
The thing about the legs isn't true, then.
Una pista falsa.
A false clue.
No té cames.
It has no legs.
Bueno, ho he dit jo, que tenia cames.
Well, I said it, that I had legs.
Que va saltar a la fama, dic, coño, pues té cames.
That jumped to fame, I mean, damn, well, it has legs.
Perdoneu-me, però sí que té cames.
Excuse me, but it does have legs.
És veritat.
It's true.
Correcte, és veritat.
Correct, it's true.
Fins i tot et diria que jo, i no és una cosa sexual, hi he estat dins.
I would even tell you that I, and it's not a sexual thing, have been inside it.
No, tu no.
No, not you.
I jo també.
Me too.
Jo també.
Me too.
Però...
But...
Jo també.
Me too.
No.
No.
Cano, jo crec que és moment de desvetllar qui és el personatge d'avui.
Cano, I think it's time to reveal who today's character is.
Home, a mi em faria molta il·lusió que ho digués el Ferran.
At home, it would make me very happy if Ferran said it.
Ferran.
Ferran.
Perquè te n'emes el doble.
Because we send you double.
Ai que Harry Potter no diu en Voldemort?
Oh, what does Harry Potter not say about Voldemort?
Correcte, l'innombrable.
Correct, the countless.
Exacte.
Exactly.
Molt bé, doncs.
Very well, then.
Estàs a la pista tres, Ferran, tio.
You're on track three, Ferran, dude.
No, no, el personatge li tinc carinyo i hi ha, per cert, una sèrie de tomes falses que
No, no, I have a fondness for the character and there is, by the way, a series of false volumes that...
no es poden emetre mai.
they can never be emitted.
I no es poden emetre mai.
And they can never be issued.
Me conste, me conste
I’m aware, I’m aware.
El personatge és el Banyetes
The character is Banyetes.
Correcte
Correct
Que millor que un personatge vinculat
What better than a linked character?
amb la plec de Caragol que un Caragol
with the snail's fold that a snail
el nostre Caragol
our Snail
Bueno, o el seu
Well, or his.
Un Caragol
A snail
Un altre de Caragol a Lleida, n'hi ha dos
Another one of Caragol in Lleida, there are two.
Sí
Yes
El de la plec és el Leli
The one with the plec is Leli.
Sí, aquest és el bo
Yes, this is the good one.
Jordi, Canu
Jordi, Canu
Quan tu vas ser guionista
When you were a screenwriter.
jo no hi era
I was not there.
No hi eres
You were not there.
Jo només veig
I only see
una temporada
a season
Això, perdoneu-me,
This, forgive me,
però jo m'he trobat malament
but I have felt unwell
pel tema del Banyetes
about the Banyetes theme
Com?
How?
S'ho han carregat
They have ruined it.
S'ho han vendit
They have sold it.
Al final no queda en res
In the end, it amounts to nothing.
No queda en res
It amounts to nothing.
Sí, no queda en res
Yes, it doesn't amount to anything.
Com ho dic, no queda en res
As I say, it amounts to nothing.
Va haver-hi una causació de malversament de diners
There was a case of embezzlement of funds.
i al final no s'ha pogut demostrar
and in the end it could not be proven
Sí
Yes
Que no s'han denunciat
That have not been reported.
però no ha quedat en res
but it has come to nothing
S'han carregat el Banyetes
They have loaded the Banyetes.
Tu estàs al col·legi
You are at school.
Jordi, no t'han enviat a Andorra
Jordi, they haven't sent you to Andorra.
No t'han desterrat
They haven't exiled you.
No, no, estic bé
No, no, I'm fine.
És molt bé la secció del Canu
The Cano section is very good.
perquè genera emocions
because it generates emotions
Avui emocions de nerd
Today, nerd emotions.
però genera emocions
but it generates emotions
Genera veritat, és real
Generates truth, it is real.
Canu, la teva secció
Canu, your section
és una meravella i punt
It's a marvel, period.
Bravo
Bravo
Brenda, Brenda
Brenda, Brenda
Sí senyora
Yes ma'am.
Fem un brindis per la secció del Canu
Let's make a toast to the Cano section.
Perdó, Pere, estem brindant
Sorry, Pere, we are toasting.
Canaves de l'Icano
Canvases of the Icarus
Que no sé què quedarà
I don't know what will remain.
al final de la meva secció
at the end of my section
però bueno, el que quedi
But well, whatever remains.
estarà superbé
it will be great
Fes-me quedar bé
Make me look good.
Senyores i senyors
Ladies and gentlemen
tornem de seguida
we'll be right back
amb el consultori Moniato
with the Moniato clinic
El consultori Moniato
The Moniato clinic
Quan són les deu i pico de la nit
When it's a little past ten at night.
les sis i pico o les cinc i pico
six o'clock and a bit or five o'clock and a bit
a casi vint i si panxa a Ecuador
to almost twenty and if belly in Ecuador
és moment de donar pas
It's time to give way.
al senyor Melé
to Mr. Melé
amb el seu consultori Moniato
with his consulting Moniato
Senyor Melé, bona nit
Good evening, Mr. Melé.
Com està vostè avui?
How are you today?
Bona nit i bona nit
Good night and good night.
Cremen les xarxes socials
Social networks are burning.
Lleida vol saber coses dels Moniatos
Lleida wants to know things about the Moniatos.
Cert o no?
Sure or not?
Sí senyor
Yes sir
Sí o no?
Yes or no?
Sí senyor
Yes sir.
Contesti, contesti
Answer, answer.
I on ens envien les seves peticions?
And where do they send their requests?
A la nostra audiència
To our audience
Ara és programar
Now it is programming.
Sí senyor, sí senyor
Yes sir, yes sir.
On ens envia la gent
Where does the people send us?
Les seves peticions
Their requests
Això és programar
This is programming.
A l'Instagram, al Twitter, al Tinder, al Facebook
On Instagram, on Twitter, on Tinder, on Facebook.
al WhatsApp, a tot arreu
on WhatsApp, everywhere
Jo escolto una cosa
I hear something.
Podríem fer una unificació
We could do a unification.
i que només treballéssim amb una aplicació
and that we only worked with one application
perquè això de...
because of this...
En sèrio, treballem en molts llocs
Seriously, we work in many places.
i ara s'està posant de moda el tic-tac
And now the tic-tac is becoming fashionable.
el tic-chiquimpa
the tic-chiquimpa
Sí, el tic-tac
Yes, the tick-tock.
El tic-tac
The tick-tock
I el reloj no marques les hores també
And the clock does not mark the hours either.
La gent gran ens costa
We find it hard to understand older people.
Tot, tot, tot
Everything, everything, everything
Jo demano una aplicació
I ask for an application.
El Lluís Forn, per exemple
Lluís Forn, for example.
Que sigui per tots
May it be for everyone.
Què vol saber la nostra audiència?
What does our audience want to know?
La primera pregunta que ens arriba per WhatsApp
The first question that comes to us via WhatsApp.
és del Lluís Cito del Guaire
It is from Lluís Cito from Guaire.
i diu
and says
Vau contar la setmana passada
You told last week.
que el gran
that the great
Ferran
Ferran
començava una nova carrera
a new race was beginning
com a creador de vinyetes humorístiques
as a creator of humorous comics
amb el Matías
with Matías
Podríeu dir-nos
Could you tell us?
si ja ha començat la cosa?
if it has already started?
Ja ha començat
It has already begun.
Ja ha començat la cosa
The thing has already started.
De fet, el dimecres passat
In fact, last Wednesday
els matins de TV3
the mornings of TV3
ja se'n va publicar la primera
the first one has already been published
Tot i que no és la primera que hem fet
Although it's not the first one we've done.
En tenim ja tres o quatre
We already have three or four.
o cinc o sis
either five or six
però estem intentant colar-les
but we are trying to sneak them in
a diferents llocs
to different places
i ara per ara
and for now
anem al ritme que anem
let's go at the pace we're going
Però un dels objectius també és
But one of the objectives is also
a veure si mos comprem alguna cosa
let's see if we buy something
Ferran
Ferran
Em permets que posi la
"Do you allow me to put the..."
Em permets que vau posar el dimecres
Do you allow me to put it on Wednesday?
Jo, a mi tant
Me, I so much
Posa-la, posa-la
Put it on, put it on.
En aquesta vinyeta es demostra
This vignette demonstrates.
Jo ja l'he vist
I have already seen it.
Doncs vinga, dentro vídeo
Alright then, let's get started!
Com que no hi ha cap raó, eh?
Since there is no reason, right?
Molt bé
Very well
És senzill, boniquet
It's simple, cutie.
i d'equitat
and of equity
Està bé, eh? Sí, sí, molt bé.
It's alright, isn't it? Yes, yes, very good.
I sou pioneros
You are pioneers.
en videovinyetes?
in video clips?
No, no, no, la videovinyeta ens ho demanen
No, no, no, they are asking us for the video strip.
ells, el TV3. En aquest cas
they, TV3. In this case
el Matías
Matías
crea la vinyeta a raó
create the vignette accordingly
de la idea que jo li dono
from the idea that I give him/her
i llavors ell li diu
and then he tells her
has de fer un vídeo i jo li dic que doni un minut.
You have to make a video and I tell him to give it a minute.
Llavors ell va a la cena aquesta composició,
Then he goes to dinner this composition,
diu que de cada setmana que ve pot ser escurregut
He says that next week can be shortened.
com és artesanal i tal.
as it is artisanal and such.
Però guai, guai, molt content, molt content.
But great, great, very happy, very happy.
I a part que treballem, jo que t'ho encabejo,
And apart from working, I that I encompass it for you,
el Matías
Matías
és un plaer molt gran.
It is a great pleasure.
Sembla que sigui
It seems to be.
l'actual, no?
the current one, right?
Ha de ser una cosa així.
It has to be something like this.
Una vinyeta és un rotllo diari,
A vignette is a daily roll,
per dir-ho d'alguna manera, no?
to put it somehow, right?
Un vídeo és un vídeo
A video is a video.
i sembla que això és el que toca ara, no?
And it seems that this is what is needed now, right?
Està bé, està bé, també perquè
It's okay, it's okay, also because
jo sempre he sigut molt fan de l'Armengol, moltíssim,
I have always been a big fan of Armengol, very much.
i de tots els minotaires en general.
and of all the minotaurs in general.
I que amb una vinyeta, amb poques paraules,
And with a vignette, with few words,
amb poc material,
with little material,
que puguis posar una cartellada
that you can put up a poster
als de dalt
to the top
o fotre una bona crítica
to give a good review
amb la mà oberta,
with an open hand,
doncs, hòstia, és bonic.
Well, damn, it's beautiful.
Molt bé, molt bonic.
Very good, very beautiful.
Molt bé. Més preguntes, senyor Melé?
Very well. More questions, Mr. Melé?
La Marta Fornotull,
Marta Fornotull,
des de la Floresta.
from La Floresta.
Bona pedra, la Floresta.
Good stone, the Floresta.
Bona pedra.
Good stone.
És una pregunta molt llarga
It's a very long question.
i vull que es quebrantem-la.
And I want us to break it.
Veganos sí o veganos no?
Vegans yes or vegans no?
No.
No.
Jo soc més de primavera.
I am more of a spring person.
De primavera.
Of spring.
Va clavat després de lo del Rajoy,
It hit hard after what happened with Rajoy.
Ferran.
Ferran.
Veganos, los veganos.
Vegans, the vegans.
És com lo dels autocars Gamón.
It's like the thing with Gamón buses.
Autocars Gamón, autocars Gamón.
Gamón Coaches, Gamón Coaches.
Sí, sí.
Yes, yes.
Jo estic tan a favor...
I am so in favor...
Digues, digues, digues, perdó, digues.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, sorry, tell me.
Que són els primers autocars
What are the first buses?
de xafallosos del món.
of the world's gossipers.
Autocars Gamón.
Gamón Buses.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Dic, jo estic tan a favor,
I say, I am so in favor,
dels vegans,
of the vegans,
tan a favor que
so in favor that
em menjo els animals que es mengen
I eat the animals that eat.
i no els heu menjat.
and you haven't eaten them.
Sí, senyor, ben vist, ben vist.
Yes, sir, well seen, well seen.
Jo menjo vaca, menjo tocino, menjo bou,
I eat beef, I eat bacon, I eat ox,
perquè què mengen aquests animals?
because what do these animals eat?
El que es menjaria un vegano.
What a vegan would eat.
Jo mato aquests animals, no els menjo.
I kill these animals, I don’t eat them.
Ben fet.
Well done.
Güete, veganos sí, veganos no?
Good, vegans yes, vegans no?
Jo estic a favor que hi hagi de tot tipus de religions
I am in favor of there being all kinds of religions.
i d'ètnies,
and of ethnicities,
però jo, veganos, no.
but I, vegans, no.
Jo, personalment, estic a favor
I, personally, am in favor.
que existeixin, que hi hagi gent com això.
that they exist, that there are people like this.
Cano, lliure pensador,
Cano, free thinker,
veganos sí, veganos no.
Vegans yes, vegans no.
Jo penso que s'ha de fer un homenatge als veganos.
I think a tribute should be paid to vegans.
De fet, si ho posés una cançó,
In fact, if I put on a song,
la cançó de vegano,
the vegan song,
fins aquí.
up to here.
Dona-li una excepció grossa.
Give her a big exception.
Que nada, di.
What nothing, say.
Mando, veganos sí, veganos no.
I command, vegans yes, vegans no.
Jo, la gent és lliure d'equivocar,
I, people are free to make mistakes,
saps?
do you know?
Sobretot, si no es veuen lo que ha de dir
Above all, if they don't see what needs to be said.
que, i no se me mengen la carn,
that, and they don't eat the meat,
ho trobo fantàstic.
I find it fantastic.
Endavant, veganos.
Go ahead, vegans.
Sereno,
Serene,
sí o no?
yes or no?
Tu creus que em puc presentar a aquest sencer
Do you think I can present myself to this whole thing?
i dir que soc vegan, no?
And I say that I am vegan, right?
Home, amb el cotxe en marxa.
Home, with the car running.
O entrar al Milano
Or enter the Milan
i anunciar-ho.
and announce it.
Senyors, m'he fet vegano.
Gentlemen, I have become vegan.
O anar a la premsa del Caragol.
Or go to the snail press.
Sí.
Yes.
Se'n poden menjar caragols o és vegano?
Can snails be eaten or is it vegan?
Compte com a animal, no, lo caragol?
Considered an animal, no, the snail?
Compte com a carn?
Count as meat?
És animal, és animal.
It's an animal, it's an animal.
Menja enciams, però és animal.
It eats lettuce, but it is an animal.
De família de l'Esquerola.
From the Esquerola family.
Els vegetarians potser sí, eh?
Vegetarians maybe yes, huh?
No ho sé.
I don't know.
Caragol és vegan?
Is snail vegan?
Perquè el vegano és l'exageradet
Because the vegan is the one being exaggerated.
que no es fot ni els ous, no?
that he doesn't give a damn, right?
Ah, collons.
Ah, damn.
Si et menges un vegan, tu ets vegan?
If you eat a vegan, are you vegan?
Clar, si et menges un caragol,
Of course, if you eat a snail,
que és vegan,
what is vegan,
et consideres vegan perquè et menges un que és vegan.
You consider yourself vegan because you eat something that is vegan.
Ha de ser depilat, eh?
It has to be shaved, right?
Jo, si no és depilat, no puc ni opinar.
I, if it's not shaved, can't even give my opinion.
Més preguntes, senyor Melé.
More questions, Mr. Melé.
Gràcies.
Thank you.
Senyor Jordi, moltes gràcies.
Mr. Jordi, thank you very much.
Atenció, carcerero.
Attention, jailer.
Aquesta va amb mala llet.
This one is in a bad mood.
Teniu pinta de ser molt bravos.
You look very fierce.
Us heu empetat mai a la pleg
Have you ever gotten into a fight at the meeting?
de forma extraordinària?
extraordinarily?
Què vol dir?
What does it mean?
Què és extraordinària?
What is extraordinary?
Una rifa?
A raffle?
La Trini Spac de la Portella.
The Trini Spac from Portella.
Ah, Trini Spac.
Ah, Trini Spac.
Pregunta a la Trini i jo callo.
Ask Trini and I'll be silent.
Trini, no preguntis.
Trini, don't ask.
Si ho heu fet, no ho recordo.
If you did it, I don't remember.
És la millor resposta que es podia donar.
It is the best answer that could be given.
El que passa a la pleg,
What happens at the fold,
queda a la pleg.
It remains at the fold.
Més preguntes, senyor Melé.
More questions, Mr. Melé.
El meu amic, el Joan...
My friend, Joan...
El meu amic, ja.
My friend, already.
No, no, el meu amic,
No, no, my friend,
el que veia a la penya dels maniatos.
what I saw at the group of the maniacs.
Jo tinc 45,
I am 45.
em recordo...
I remember...
Si acumulo totes les nits
If I accumulate all the nights
en què després he perdut la memòria,
in which I have later lost my memory,
en feia només 41 o 42.
it was only 41 or 42.
Llavors, la resta...
Then, the rest...
Ell sí que se'n recorda de les coses.
He does remember things.
És com el distú portàtil.
It's like the portable disto.
Quan anem baixats, li dic
When we go down, I'll tell him.
hòstia, tu recorda't d'això.
Damn, you remember that.
I el cabró se'n recorda.
And the bastard remembers.
Corsacoff, el síndrome Corsacoff.
Corsakoff, the Korsakoff syndrome.
El que et passa a tu.
What happens to you.
Bon jugador d'ajedrers, sí, senyor.
Good chess player, yes, sir.
Sí, senyor.
Yes, sir.
Melé, més preguntes, senyor.
More questions, sir.
Aquesta és una clàssica,
This is a classic,
la Marisa Alcano del Coletxe.
Marisa Alcano from the School.
Molt bé.
Very well.
Quan em convidareu als maniatos?
When will you invite me to the maniatos?
Perquè sóc l'única que ha vist tots els programes.
Because I'm the only one who has seen all the shows.
No, no.
No, no.
Diu, sóc l'única fan
She says, I am the only fan.
que ha vist tots els programes.
who has seen all the programs.
Llegeix el que et fiqui al guió,
Read what I put in the script.
perquè al final faré llegir Alcano.
because in the end I will make Alcano read.
I li muntaré la secció d'Alcano
And I will set up the section of Alcano.
al lector.
to the reader.
Al lector.
To the reader.
No està per aquí?
Is he/she not around here?
Maricel.
Maricel.
Maricel, on estàs? Aquí.
Maricel, where are you? Here.
Maricel, la setmana que ve participaràs al món maniato.
Maricel, next week you will participate in the manic world.
Apunta-t'hi.
Sign up.
Exclusiva.
Exclusive.
Sí, la trucarem.
Yes, we will call her.
Farem la trucada de la setmana.
We will make the call of the week.
Serà?
Will it be?
No, no serà.
No, it won't be.
Si era la primera dona que...
If she was the first woman to...
No, no, entrem totes dones aquí.
No, no, all women come in here.
Sí, entren dones.
Yes, they train women.
Avui no, però...
Not today, but...
Tal com entrem, sortim, també.
As we enter, so we exit.
Sí, sí, més ràpid del que entrem.
Yes, yes, faster than we understand.
Més preguntes, senyor Melé.
More questions, Mr. Melé.
Aquesta ve de la
This comes from the
Fina Volterol de Camporreis.
Fina Volterol from Camporrells.
La Fina.
The Fine.
També és molt llarga.
It is also very long.
Atents.
Attention.
Tenen raó de ser els bombons de licor?
Do chocolate liqueurs have a reason to exist?
No.
No.
Home, gràcies als bombons de licor.
At home, thanks to the liqueur chocolates.
Que m'agraden els bombons.
I love chocolates.
Com ho deia el Forrest Gump,
As Forrest Gump used to say,
el dels bombons?
the one with the chocolates?
Que la vida és com una caja de bombones.
That life is like a box of chocolates.
Bombones, sí.
Chocolates, yes.
Ah, de bombones.
Ah, of chocolates.
Jo vaig entendre de condones.
I understood about condoms.
Va-te aquí que no entenem.
Go here that we do not understand.
A la peula.
To the peeling.
Se passen unes coses...
Some things happen...
Doncs personalment no...
Well, personally no...
Ferran, licor, els bombons, sí o no?
Ferran, liqueur, the chocolates, yes or no?
Sí, sí.
Yes, yes.
Sí, sí, sí.
Yes, yes, yes.
Aquells bombons que dintre tenen
Those chocolates that have inside
la sidera amb el conyac.
the sider with the cognac.
Sí, sí, i tant.
Yes, yes, definitely.
Xerri, xerri.
Chatter, chatter.
Montxerri, Montxerri.
Montxerri, Montxerri.
Sí, o la marca blanca,
Yes, or the store brand,
vull dir, el que és més fort.
I mean, what is stronger.
Serena, vostè?
Serena, you?
Jo soc molt ordenat.
I am very organized.
Els bombons, bombons.
The chocolates, chocolates.
El licor, licor.
The liquor, liquor.
Xerri, xerri.
Chatter, chatter.
Jo també, jo també.
Me too, me too.
I les fusions aquestes.
And these mergers.
Ara han eliminat, han abolit
Now they have eliminated, they have abolished.
d'això, los cigarros
about this, the cigarettes
de menta, de gust de menta.
with mint, with a taste of mint.
I han tardat, no trobeu?
They have taken a long time, don't you think?
Sí.
Yes.
En quin sentit té, això?
In what sense does this have?
Com a mi, Maria Lluïsa...
Like me, Maria Lluïsa...
Com a tu, un xicotet, home.
Like you, a little one, man.
Exacte.
Exact.
Hi ha barris xungues,
There are rough neighborhoods,
ara estan anunciant un desodorant
Now they are advertising a deodorant.
amb olor a cookies,
with the smell of cookies,
a galetes.
to cookies.
No pot ser.
It cannot be.
Si es barreja una mica allò,
If you mix that a little,
quan ja ha suat una mica aquest paio,
when this guy has already sweated a bit,
una mica de galero amb cookie,
a bit of galero with cookie,
què passa?
What’s happening?
T'ha fet mal bé el paquet de pastes?
Has the pastry package hurt you well?
Més preguntes, senyamele.
More questions, lady.
Aquesta ens arriba del Robert Suñé, diu.
This comes to us from Robert Suñé, it says.
Hombre,
Man,
d'on és, d'on és?
Where is he from, where is he from?
Eh? De Figols.
Eh? From Figols.
De Figols.
From Figols.
Doncs dis-ho, dis-ho,
Well, say it, say it,
has de llegir el que diuen.
You have to read what they say.
Robert Suñé de Figols, diu.
Robert Suñé de Figols says.
De quin comarca és Figols?
In which comarca is Figols?
Ah, por...
Ah, fear...
Cano, Cano, Cano.
Cano, Cano, Cano.
Cano, doctor.
Cano, doctor.
El pollón.
The big chicken.
Vergadà.
Screwy.
Vergadà!
Vermilion!
Suñé de Figols.
Suñé de Figols.
Vergadà d'urgent.
Urgent matter.
Aquesta pregunta és pel Ferran, el bo,
This question is for Ferran, the good one,
i pel Sereno.
And for the watchman.
Diu, a la fase 0, va bé,
He says, in phase 0, it's going well.
portem jo una setmana de fase 1.
I have been in phase 1 for a week.
Fins quan aguantareu tornant amb aquest programa?
Until when will you endure returning with this program?
Perdona, jo estic a la fase 0, cabrons.
Sorry, I'm at phase 0, you bastards.
0 i mig.
Zero and a half.
Això vol dir que...
This means that...
Quan acabi el programa, el Jordi encara vindrà.
When the program ends, Jordi will still come.
A la fase 0?
In phase 0?
L'últim programa serà el Jordi Sol, no?
The last program will be Jordi Sol, right?
No he entès la pregunta.
I didn't understand the question.
Què vols saber, aquest?
What do you want to know, this?
Ja hi ha ironia, no?
There's already irony, isn't there?
Ja s'ha encastat.
It has already been embedded.
Que dues estrelles com el Ferran i el Jordi
That two stars like Ferran and Jordi.
ja porten deu setmanes
They have already been ten weeks.
i quant temps aguantaran
And how long will they hold out?
venint aquí?
coming here?
Perquè el seu tal...
Because his/her such...
Molta brometa, molta brometa,
A lot of joking, a lot of joking,
i aquí ha fallat l'estrella del bàsquet.
and here the basketball star has failed.
Ara, ara.
Now, now.
Abans que el Sereno de Castellserà.
Before the Sereno of Castellserà.
Vendis, vendis.
You sell, you sell.
Sí, senyor.
Yes, sir.
Ha fallat, ha fallat.
He has failed, he has failed.
Jo no vull dir res,
I don’t want to say anything,
però ha fallat l'estrella.
but the star has failed.
A veure...
Let's see...
L'escarga del Sergi.
The burden of Sergi.
El Sergi porta molt rato trucant,
Sergi has been calling for a long time.
però no el puc agafar perquè no arriba a temps a contestar.
but I can't catch it because it doesn't arrive in time to respond.
Però ell ho ha intentat, home.
But he has tried, man.
Això és molt...
This is very...
Jo seguiré fins al dia del comiat.
I will stay until the day of the farewell.
Jo ho deixo.
I'm leaving it.
La despedida, vols dir.
The farewell, you mean.
La despedida.
The farewell.
Comiat, comiat...
Farewell, farewell...
Per mi un comiat és que s'ha mort algú.
For me, a farewell is that someone has died.
Un traspàs, un sepelio, un...
A transfer, a funeral, a...
No vull cap de comiat.
I don't want any farewell.
El sepelio m'agrada molt.
I really like the burial.
Mira, jo no vull crear precedents,
Look, I don’t want to create precedents,
però el paquirrino, el Nico Rivera,
but the Paquirrino, Nico Rivera,
diu, si no hi putes és un compleany.
It says, if you don't mess it up, it's a birthday.
Què em dius?
What do you tell me?
Això falla, això falla.
This fails, this fails.
Això falla.
This is failing.
No ho tallis, home, no ho tallis.
Don't cut it, man, don't cut it.
No es presenta, senyor Benet.
He does not show up, Mr. Benet.
No aguanta la pressió, el David.
David can't handle the pressure.
Avui dissabte hauria de ser l'aplec.
Today Saturday should be the gathering.
No hi som.
We are not there.
Podeu enviar-nos un missatge d'esperança?
Can you send us a message of hope?
Hòstia.
Holy shit.
Ui, ja acabem.
Oh, we're already finished.
Ja està.
That's it.
Vinga, Cano, missatge d'esperança.
Come on, Cano, message of hope.
Doncs jo l'esperança que tinc
Well, I have hope.
és que el proper aplec...
is that the next gathering...
Viu, Déu.
Live, God.
Perquè fins avui no.
Because until today not.
O sigui, aprofiteu ara fa el càter.
That is, take advantage of it now that it happens.
Saps lo de la samarreta que t'ha d'arribar?
Do you know about the t-shirt that is supposed to arrive for you?
Doncs també, també.
Well, yes, yes.
Vinga.
Come on.
Sereno, missatge d'esperança.
Serene, message of hope.
Que seguirem baixant els de Castellserà
We will keep going down from Castellserà.
a alegrar-vos i a repartir amor
to cheer you up and to spread love
i tot el que convingui
and everything that is appropriate
a la penya dels moniatos
to the group of sweet potatoes
i a donar allà una als del costat.
and to give one there to those next to you.
Huete, missatge d'esperança.
Huete, message of hope.
Doncs que això s'acabi,
Well, let this end.
que no bateu.
don't hit.
I que, si cal,
And that, if necessary,
celebrarem l'aplec per dia de Nadal.
We will celebrate the gathering on Christmas Day.
Que Nadal està molt sobrevalorat.
That Christmas is very overrated.
I que millor que celebrar Nadal
And what better way to celebrate Christmas
amb una bona llauna de cargols
with a good tin of snails
en lloc de torró.
instead of nougat.
Està una mica massa vist, ja, no?
It's a bit too obvious now, isn't it?
Cargols, hòstia!
Snails, damn it!
Brindis!
Cheers!
Ferran.
Ferran.
Després no en sortirà cap,
Afterward, none will come out.
perquè te'ls haurà tallat tots.
because he/she will have cut them all.
De volguts.
Of the wanted.
Missatge d'esperança.
Message of hope.
I el seu quintet.
And his quintet.
Haig d'un quintet, haig d'haver-me d'un quintet.
I need a quintet, I must have a quintet.
Amics meus.
My friends.
Aquest aplec no s'està fent.
This gathering is not taking place.
No l'estem vivint.
We are not living it.
Però l'aplec del Caragol ha creat coses com que
But the Caragol gathering has created things like that
un grup de tarampanes es reuneixi cada dissabte a la nit
a group of crazy people gathers every Saturday night
per ser uns lliures davant d'unes pantalles
to be free in front of screens
i d'unes càmeres.
and some cameras.
I que el que ha unit l'aplec
And what has united the gathering
que no ho destrueixi l'home ni el coronavirus.
that neither man nor the coronavirus destroys it.
Ara, ara.
Now, now.
Ara.
Now.
Senyor Melé, missatge d'esperança.
Mr. Melé, message of hope.
Doncs hi ha la línia del que han dit durant tot el programa,
Well, there is the line of what they have said throughout the program,
que quan se pugui tornar a ser,
that when it is possible to be again,
que se pugui fer l'aplec del Caragol,
that the Caragol gathering can take place,
que més bonic que la colla als moniatos
how beautiful it is to be with friends at the sweet potatoes
poguem tindre a la Pastoreig Van
we can have at the Pastoreig Van
amb els moniatos rocs.
with the sweet potatoes rocks.
Molt ben lligat.
Very well tied.
Correcte.
Correct.
Nando, no m'he oblidat de tu, eh?
Nando, I haven't forgotten about you, okay?
No vull fer cap missatge d'esperança.
I don't want to send any message of hope.
Per què?
Why?
No en tinc, d'esperança.
I have no hope.
Jo hauria d'estar a l'aplec.
I should be at the gathering.
I no hi soc.
And I'm not there.
Ho sento, però esta setmana l'esperança
I'm sorry, but this week the hope
la tinc agotada, l'esperança.
I have exhausted it, hope.
És veritat.
It is true.
Sí, senyor.
Yes, sir.
I per la pròxima setmana, com que estic tan de mala llet,
And for next week, since I'm in such a bad mood,
a veure si ni podem dir missatge d'una altra cosa,
let's see if we can say a message about something else,
que l'esperança aquesta me recorda en aquella de Madrid que...
that hope reminds me of that one in Madrid that...
M'enteneu?
Do you understand me?
La guirre.
The guirre.
Sí, la coneixem.
Yes, we know her.
Exacte.
Exact.
Doncs, senyores i senyors,
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
fins aquí el Montmoniato número 10.
up to here Montmoniato number 10.
Una cosa, Pere, no et voldria tallar.
One thing, Pere, I wouldn't want to interrupt you.
Avui que hem parlat de la fecoll i tot això,
Today that we have talked about the harvest and all that,
què us passa a vosaltres que quan sentiu fecoll
What happens to you when you hear fecoll?
no se'n recordeu del Fernando Alonso?
Don't you remember Fernando Alonso?
Fecoll?
Fecund?
Què us passa?
What is happening to you?
Doncs avui l'hem dedicat a l'aplec que no ha existit,
So today we dedicated it to the gathering that never existed,
però existirà.
but it will exist.
Tingueu paciència.
Have patience.
Gràcies a tots.
Thank you all.
Cuete, en especial, pel teu debut avui amb els moniatos.
Excited, especially for your debut today with the sweet potatoes.
Gràcies.
Thank you.
Sergi, sento no haver contestat la teva trucada, Grimao.
Sergi, I'm sorry for not answering your call, Grimao.
Suposo que...
I suppose that...
És que no hi cabia, no hi cabia.
It just didn't fit, it didn't fit.
Moniatos, gràcies a tots.
Moniatos, thank you all.
Espera, espera.
Wait, wait.
No et voldria tallar.
I wouldn't want to cut you off.
No, home, no, Cuete, no.
No, come on, Cuete, no.
M'ha encantat, Cuete, de veritat.
I loved it, Cuete, really.
Cuete, brindem o què?
Cheers, shall we toast or what?
M'he quedat...
I've been left...
El Montmoniato.
The Montmoniato.
T'hi brindem amb gel derretit.
We toast to you with melted ice.
Exacte, que bé.
Exactly, that's good.
Same time, same place.
Same time, same place.
Gràcies i bona nit.
Thank you and good night.
Fernando, si estic acabant de despedir-me,
Fernando, if I am just finishing saying goodbye,
no m'ha tallat per parlar-me de coses d'aquestes.
He hasn't cut me off to talk to me about things like this.
Que no porto les ulleres del cercle i no el sé veure, el guió.
I don't have my circle glasses on and I can't see it, the script.
Tornem a començar tot.
Let's start all over again.
La hagieta s'ha arryeongat.
The rag has been crumpled.
Em sembla USB i que és a la moment.
It seems to me USB and that it is at the moment.
Ho poso a laelo.
I put it on the board.
Ho poso al fil i és Confederate.
I put it on the thread and it's Confederate.
expireix...
expires...
Gràcies.
Thank you.
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