【BadCaptain】第004期——学艺术的小学妹来做客

Hello,小伙伴们,大家晚上好,你现在收听到的是华尔村长电台,我是你们的导演

Hello, friends, good evening everyone, you are now listening to the Huaar Village Mayor Radio, I am your director.

Hello,大家好,我是手把肉,那今天我们邀请的嘉宾呢,是大一的小学妹,那小学妹自己介绍一下自己吧

Hello everyone, I am Shouba Rou. Today, our guest is a freshman from the same school. Let her introduce herself.

Hi,大家好,大家呢可以叫我大哥

Hi everyone, you can call me Big Brother.

大哥这个名字我觉得特别不适合你

I think the name "Big Brother" is particularly unsuitable for you.

对,我觉得叫大哥大会比较好

Yes, I think it would be better to call it the Big Brother Conference.

那小学妹呢是学艺术的,对吧

Is that little junior studying art, right?

那我们这期的话题就是

So the topic for this episode is

小学妹的艺术生活

The artistic life of a younger female student.

不要这样说,艺术生的日常生活吧

Don't say that, it's about the daily life of art students.

那说起艺术生的生活,其实对于我们这些理工男来说其实很神秘,对不对

Speaking of the lives of art students, it's actually quite mysterious for us science and engineering guys, isn't it?

因为我们基本上是接触不到这种生活

Because we are basically unable to experience this kind of life.

因为他们就高考的时候呢,也比我们先考

Because they took the exam earlier than us during the college entrance examination.

然后呢,他们在做一些神神秘秘的事情呢,我们也接触不到,对吧

And then, they are doing some mysterious things that we can't access, right?

所以我们今天请来小学妹呢,就是和大家分享一下她的生活

So today we invited the junior to share her life with everyone.

首先我要问个问题

First, I want to ask a question.

小学妹你有男朋友吗?

Do you have a boyfriend, junior?

没有

None.

就没有

There isn't any.

那你们班一共几个男生

How many boys are there in your class in total?

七八个吧

About seven or eight.

七八个男生,一共几个女生

Seven or eight boys, how many girls are there in total?

三十多个女生

More than thirty girls

那很抢手啊

That's very sought after.

就是肉多狼少嘛

It's just that there are more meat and fewer wolves.

太可怕了

So scary!

怎么了

What's wrong?

没有,继续

No, continue.

你小学妹有点放不开啊,但是还是要继续录的

Your junior from elementary school is a bit reserved, but you still need to keep recording.

那导演问几个问题吧

Then the director can ask a few questions.

那你们班男生

Then what about the boys in your class?

你有没有看上的呀

Have you found anything you like?

没有

No.

太丑了,而且比我高

So ugly, and taller than me.

学艺术的男生不是应该都很

Aren't boys who study art supposed to all be very...

是不是很文艺啊

Isn't it very artistic?

没有,比我想多了

No, it's more than I thought.

没有吧

No way.

并没有

Not at all.

有没有那种特别潮的,一看就是潮男那种感觉

Is there something particularly trendy that gives off the vibe of a stylish guy at first glance?

有是有,但是太矮了

There is, but it's too short.

太矮,我觉得你胶裙好高啊

Too short, I think your latex skirt is really high!

那你就说一下,你说别人矮,你说一下你身高是多少吧

Then you can say, if you say others are short, tell us what your height is.

一米八

One meter eighty.

啊,你一米八吗

Ah, are you one meter eighty?

开玩笑,我一米七,一米八

Just kidding, I'm one meter seventy, one meter eighty.

一米七,一米七多

One meter seventy, a little over one meter seventy.

好,那我们每次请嘉宾呢都会问一个比较有意思的问题

Okay, every time we invite a guest, we ask a rather interesting question.

那今天这个问题呢就是这样的

So today's question is like this.

就是说你,比如你已经死了

It means you, for example, you are already dead.

你躺在棺材里面

You are lying in the coffin.

第一期请嘉宾就问人家死了

In the first episode, the guest asked someone if they had died.

不是

No.

就这个问题呢,就是你躺在棺材里面

As for this issue, it's like you're lying in a coffin.

你可以听到周围人的说话声

You can hear the voices of the people around you.

你最希望他说什么

What do you most hope he will say?

导演先回答

The director answers first.

导演先回答吧

Let the director answer first.

最希望他们说什么

What do they hope to hear the most?

对,你能听到他们说话

Yes, you can hear them talking.

啊,最喜欢,最希望听到他们

Ah, the favorite, the most hoped-for to hear from them.

看,他又动了

Look, he's moving again.

杀尸了

Kill the corpse.

你是不是,你是不是看过,我看过

Have you, have you seen it? I have seen it.

啊,您看过啊

Ah, you have seen it!

那你呢

What about you?

我希望,我希望他们说

I hope, I hope they say.

啊,我,我,我好想,我好想

Ah, I, I, I really want, I really want.

再让他回到我的身边

Let him return to my side again.

好温暖啊

So warm!

好温暖啊,对啊

So warm, right?

不愧是学艺术的小学嘛

It truly is an elementary school that specializes in the arts.

比较文艺

Relatively artistic.

其实我,我希望说什么啊

Actually, I, I hope to say something.

我希望,其实我也不知道

I hope, but actually I don't know.

这个问题就够了

This question is enough.

那我进,正式进入那个话题吧

Then I will go in, and officially enter that topic.

然后呢,下面呢,就请小学妹分享一下

Next, let’s have the junior sister share her thoughts.

她艺考生中遇到的一些有趣的事情

Some interesting things she encountered among the art exam candidates.

然后呢,因为我们是本来就是理工男嘛

And then, because we are originally science and engineering guys.

对于艺考生来说也是

It's the same for art examination candidates.

其实这个人群对我们来说是一个很神秘的群体

In fact, this group of people is a very mysterious community to us.

然后,对吧

Then, right?

那先从小学妹经历的高考说起吧

Let's start by talking about the college entrance exam experience of the junior sister.

诶,你们高考那个题目是跟我们一样吗

Hey, was your college entrance exam question the same as ours?

什么题目

What topic?

就是高考那个考试的题目啊

It's the questions from the college entrance examination.

都是跟我们一样吧

It's all the same as us, right?

这题目怎么能一样呢

How can the topics be the same?

这隔了好几届,怎么,题目怎么能一样呢

It's been several sessions apart; how can the questions be the same?

正常情况下,每届的就是

Under normal circumstances, each session is just...

艺考生,普通的高考生

Art examination candidates, regular college entrance examination candidates.

一样啊,我们也要,也要参加正常高考

It's the same, we also need to participate in the regular college entrance examination.

你们是不是有一个文化课

Do you guys have a cultural class?

对啊,文化课跟普通一样的高考生是一样的

Yes, cultural courses are the same for ordinary college entrance examination candidates.

普通高考生是一样的

The regular college entrance examination students are the same.

然后一个

Then one.

然后还有一个艺术的考试

Then there is also an art exam.

那你们是什么时候就是开始艺术考试的

So when did you guys start the art exams?

艺术考试一般都在每年的一二月份左右吧

Art exams are usually held around February to March each year.

然后我们可能会准备的话

Then we might prepare what to say.

有的人准备的早,他就从高一的时候就准备了

Some people start preparing early; they began preparing as early as their first year of high school.

然后有的准备的晚呢,就是高二下半学期

Then some prepare late, which is the second half of the sophomore year.

或者高三上半学期在准备

Or preparing during the first half of the senior year.

那是不是说,有些底子好的就是说

Does that mean that some people with a good foundation are just like that?

高三下半学期准备准备

Preparation for the second half of the senior year.

你试试什么时候准备的

When did you try preparing it?

我,我是,我准备的比较晚

I, I am, I prepared quite late.

因为我一开始没想走艺考

Because I didn't plan to take the art examination at the beginning.

因为之前成绩还不错

Because the previous grades were quite good.

准备想走普通高考来着

I was preparing to take the regular college entrance examination.

但是后来呢,自己比较喜欢唱歌

But later on, I found that I liked singing more.

然后就,就决定了走艺术这条路

Then, I decided to pursue the path of art.

也就是说,你在高一高二的时候

In other words, during your first and second year of high school...

之前是可以不用确定自己是否走哪条路是吗

Previously, it was possible not to determine which path to take, right?

嗯,对

Uh, yes.

其实我觉得这样好

Actually, I think this is good.

因为你的文化课不会辣,对吧

Because your cultural class won't be spicy, right?

对

Correct.

不然的话,你高一刚开始就走艺考的话

Otherwise, if you start preparing for the arts exam right at the beginning of your first year of high school...

你的文化课是不是就辣了

Isn't your cultural class just awful?

也不完全是吧

It's not entirely that way, right?

我,因为我,我从小就学

I, because I, I have learned since I was little.

还是有基础的

There is still a foundation.

对,有基础

Yes, I have a foundation.

然后高中也一直在学

Then I kept studying in high school.

本来是想走特长生来着

I originally wanted to apply for a special talent program.

但是说,后来要是特长生的话

But it says, if you want to be a specially admitted student later on.

就不能,不能以后搞音乐

Then I can't, I can't do music in the future.

所以就决定走艺术生

So I decided to pursue a career in the arts.

自己比较喜欢这个方向

I personally prefer this direction.

其实我高中的时候,高一高二嘛

Actually, during my high school years, in the first and second year.

文化课也辣了很多

The cultural classes have also become quite intense.

你是搞音乐的吗

Are you into music?

不是啊

No.

那你辣是吗

So you are spicy, right?

因为,因为高一高二都睡过起来了

Because I have stayed up late in the first and second year of high school.

所以高三的时候,然后好好学

So during the last year of high school, study hard.

最后也没考上

In the end, I didn't get accepted.

然后又补习了一年,对对对

Then I went to supplementary classes for another year, right, right, right.

其实当初我是不是可以选择走艺术这条道呢

Actually, could I have chosen to pursue a career in art back then?

可以呀

Sure!

是吗

Really?

你有学过什么吗

Have you studied anything?

对啊

That's right.

什么都学过啊,琴棋书画都学过啊

I've learned everything, I've studied music, chess, calligraphy, and painting.

真的啊

Really?

真的啊,都半途而废了

Really, you've given up halfway.

那你觉得就是学音乐呀

So you think it's learning music?

或者学画画这种事情

Or things like learning to draw.

在半途而废是不是很可惜啊

Isn't it a pity to give up halfway?

嗯,没错,我觉得比较可惜

Yes, that's right. I think it's a pity.

那你那个小时候都学过一些什么东西

What did you learn when you were young?

我小时候啊,我跟你数一数

When I was a child, let me count them for you.

跳舞,画画

Dancing, painting

是民族舞吗还是

Is it a folk dance or what?

就小时候,什么民族舞,三代舞都学过

When I was a child, I learned various ethnic dances and dance styles from three generations.

跳舞,画画,主持人

Dancing, painting, host.

主持人还用学吗

Does the host still need to study?

钢琴,电子琴,鼓桩,架子鼓

Piano, electronic keyboard, drumstick, drum set.

还有什么,还有什么网球那些算吧

What else, what else, let's include tennis and those.

也算,那你父母还是在这个兴趣培养上给你下了很大的分钱是吗

In that case, your parents really invested a lot in cultivating this interest for you, right?

没错,真的,就是仔细算一算

That's right, really, just count carefully.

这么多年来投入了怎么也得有快几十万了

Over the years, I've invested at least several hundred thousand.

我觉得这种挺好的

I think this is pretty good.

我最后悔的就是

What I regret the most is

特别后悔的事情

Things that I particularly regret.

因为我学的时候也是父母让我去学

Because my parents asked me to study when I was learning too.

就是小时候呢,也不是很懂这些东西

When I was young, I didn't really understand these things.

就是父母说啊,学个钢琴去吧

It's just that my parents said, "Go learn the piano."

开发智力

Develop intelligence

然后我就去了

Then I went.

然后呢,学到一半开始

Then, what happened was, halfway through learning...

初中呢,就好好学习,好好考试嘛

In middle school, just study well and do well on the exams.

然后就慢慢慢慢就半途而废了

Then it gradually gave up halfway.

你还学过钢琴吗

Do you still play piano?

那你是怎么就是说这些东西是坚持的吗

Then how do you say these things are persistent?

坚持下来,一直在学,一直在练呢

Keep it up, keep learning, and keep practicing.

我能坚持下来的,我只有声乐和钢琴

I can hold on, I only have vocal and piano.

因为我比较喜欢唱歌嘛

Because I like singing more.

然后钢琴我是真不喜欢,是被我妈逼出来的

I really don't like the piano; it was forced on me by my mom.

但是像你学这些东西的话,其实是很占用你自己的时间的

But if you learn these things, it actually takes up a lot of your own time.

这样你可能在就是文化课上呀

This way, you might be in the cultural class.

就是跟普通小朋友们一样去学那些东西的时候

It's just like when ordinary kids go to learn those things.

是不是就会落下很多东西

Will it drop many things?

就是可能作业写不完

It's just that I might not be able to finish the homework.

那你有没有觉得很遗憾呀

Do you feel very regretful about it?

就是可能跟别的小孩的生活不太一样

It's just that their life might be a bit different from other kids.

不遗憾,我觉得我的这个比他们的充实

No regrets, I feel that mine is more fulfilling than theirs.

对啊,小时候就这样,觉悟了

Yeah, I was like this when I was young, I've awakened.

我觉得他的生活比那种高中生精彩多了呀

I think his life is much more exciting than that of a high school student.

每天学习多无聊呀

Studying every day is so boring.

我高中三年没有写完过作业

I didn't complete my homework during all three years of high school.

除了开学第一天的作业能写完

Except for the homework that can be finished on the first day of school.

以后的作业再也没写完

I never finished my homework again after that.

我在本科时候,就是刚进大学的时候

When I was an undergraduate, just when I entered university.

我特别后悔的一件事就是

One thing I particularly regret is

我在高中时候没有学一件乐器

I didn't learn to play any musical instruments in high school.

我可以教你一件乐器

I can teach you a musical instrument.

我不学

I don't want to study.

我不学你呢

I'm not going to learn from you.

我可以教你弹吉他

I can teach you to play the guitar.

你会吉他吗

Do you play the guitar?

会一点

A little bit.

那会一点你怎么教吧

How will you teach a little bit then?

我会教你呀

I will teach you.

我只会教你,但我不会

I can only teach you, but I won't.

那你觉得就是你在学这些乐器呀

So what do you think about learning these instruments?

或者唱歌的时候你不是很反感是吧

Maybe you don't really mind when it comes to singing, right?

不反感

Not disgusted.

你学的时候很快乐是吧

You were very happy while learning, right?

学钢琴很痛苦

Learning piano is very painful.

但练的时候应该很痛苦啊

But it must be very painful during practice.

练钢琴很痛苦

Practicing the piano is very painful.

但我唱歌我不

But I don't sing.

我就特别喜欢

I especially like it.

只要嗓子不累的话我能唱一天

As long as my throat doesn't get tired, I can sing all day.

但练钢琴这个东西我跟你讲

But practicing the piano, let me tell you...

只要做十分钟我就坐不住了

I can't sit still after just ten minutes of doing it.

因为小孩本来就是应该很好动的

Because children are naturally meant to be very active.

但是我有同学真的能做一天

But I have classmates who can really do it for a whole day.

我特别佩服他们

I particularly admire them.

我就做不了

I just can't do it.

就像我们剧情房练琴

Just like we practice piano in the drama room.

平常他们能开两个小时

Usually, they can drive for two hours.

我们平常都是开两个小时,两个小时计时嘛

We usually work for two hours, and it's timed for two hours.

他们能练两个小时,整整练两个小时钢琴

They can practice for two hours, practicing the piano for a full two hours.

我完全都练不了

I can't practice at all.

要让我唱两个小时歌我还是可以的

I can still sing for two hours if needed.

就是让我练钢琴就像上上我去死的样子

It's as if practicing the piano is like asking me to go die.

你们那个秦房开两个小时什么意思

What does it mean that your Qin house opens for two hours?

就是说还有时间限制吗

Does that mean there is a time limit?

对,就是每个人的

Yes, it's everyone's.

你开一次只能限定两个小时

You can only open it for two hours at a time.

如果你要还想再续的话就重新再开

If you want to continue, please start again.

两个小时以后再开

Open again in two hours.

那你不是有规定

Then don't you have rules?

说是每周必须完成多少小时的任务

It is said that a certain number of hours of tasks must be completed each week.

没有,全靠自觉

No, it's all based on self-awareness.

就是你自己

It's just you.

比如说上午没课你就早早的去呗

For example, if you don't have classes in the morning, you can just go early.

如果周五没课就周五去

If there are no classes on Friday, let's go on Friday.

晚上没课就晚上去

If there are no classes in the evening, then go in the evening.

那我懂了

Then I understand.

那你的日常生活就是

Then your daily life is

基本上很多休闲时间都是用来练琴

Basically, a lot of leisure time is spent practicing the piano.

没错,几乎都是这样

That's right, it's almost always like that.

所有的艺术生都是过这样的生活

All art students live this kind of life.

还是说只有咱们学校是这样的

Or is it just our school that is like this?

艺术生都是这样,都得练琴

Art students are all like this; they all have to practice the piano.

那你周末不会出去浪一下吗

Aren't you going out to have some fun this weekend?

周末肯定会去呀

I'll definitely go on the weekend.

没有不去浪

There's no such thing as not going out to have fun.

其实我比较好奇周末怎么浪的

Actually, I'm more curious about how you spend your weekends.

但是我感觉他们这种生活

But I feel that their way of life

其实比咱们这种大学生活

In fact, it is even more than our university life.

至少有收获吧

At least there are gains, right?

对呀,中式很多

Yes, there are many Chinese styles.

那天去图书馆的时候

That day when I went to the library.

去那个自习室

Go to that study room.

我就走过去了嘛

I just walked over.

走过去我看

I will go over and take a look.

他们的书都是那么厚那么多

Their books are all so thick and so many.

然后我还看见有一本高中的生物书

Then I also saw a high school biology book.

我就突然想起高中的那些生活

I suddenly remembered those days in high school.

我觉得他们好苦啊

I think they are very苦.

每天还得再继续埋头苦学

Every day, I still have to continue to work hard in my studies.

其实我们这种生活

In fact, our kind of life.

读书的学生的生活就是

The life of a student who studies is

以考试为驱动的

Driven by exams

因为大家就是

Because everyone is.

考试啦开始读书啦

It's exam time, time to start studying!

考研啦开始读书啦

Starting to study for the graduate entrance exam!

其实平时都一直都在浪啊

In fact, I've been just goofing around all the time.

那你们会不会有什么考核之类的

Will there be any assessments or evaluations?

有啊我们有七中七末考

Yes, we have seven midterms and seven finals.

我们考试的话

If we have an exam.

跟学分挂钩

Linked to academic credits.

是也有一个评判标准吧

There should be a standard of judgment, right?

对呀

That's right.

每个人上期来一段

Everyone please share a segment from the last issue.

唱一段来弹一段

Sing a verse, then play a verse.

然后老师给你打分

Then the teacher will give you a score.

那这个标准还是就是

So this standard is still...

老师来的

The teacher has arrived.

那还是很松吧

That's still very loose, right?

那就是说完全就是

That means it is completely.

怎么说

How to say?

那叫什么

What is that called?

就是人为的

It's artificial.

对呀就是人为意思比较多

Yes, it means there are quite a few interpretations.

就主观体

Regarding the subjective entity.

如果你要练的好的话呢

If you want to practice well...

你肯定分高呀

You must have a high score!

那但是你比如

That, but for example,

我觉得老师

I think the teacher.

跟老师关系好的话

If you have a good relationship with the teacher.

分也高啊

The score is high too.

但老师应该是

But the teacher should be.

还是看老师多

It's still better to listen to the teacher more.

好老师的话应该分得比较高

A good teacher's words should be rated relatively high.

这也是引起大量的

This has also caused a large number of

大家知道的

Everyone knows.

网上有很多人

There are many people online.

量度到

Measured to

你一买到的

What you bought.

这个人性的

This person's nature.

能量

Energy

这个人性

This human nature.

我们都说了

We all said it.

我们的人性

Our humanity

能量

Energy

是不是

Is it?

我们可以

We can.

那我们犯了

Then we have made a mistake.

犯了

Committed

我们可以

We can.

我们学校这个男生的话怎么样吗

What do you think about this boy in our school?

很少太少了

Very few, too few.

就像我们军训的时候有十个连

Just like when we had ten companies during our military training.

只有两个连的男生

Only boys from two companies.

然后呢

And then?

一个个都像一个科学怪人一样

Each one is like a scientific monster.

太可怕了

So scary!

你们军训是所有大一一起军训吗

Is the military training for all freshmen together?

对呀军训是良乡的文部的都有

Yes, the military training is organized by the Cultural Department of Liangxiang.

那那么少吗人

Is there really so few people?

对呀总共

Yes, a total of.

这算什么二比八吧

What is this, a two to eight situation?

太少了

Too little.

怎么学校男生是

What about the boys at school?

什么专业的比较多

Which major is more common?

我觉得就理工科的比较多

I think there are relatively more in the fields of science and engineering.

但是我觉得

But I feel that

有理工科吗

Is there a science and engineering program?

其实我没有那种直观的感觉

In fact, I don't have that kind of intuitive feeling.

因为你一直处于一个

Because you have always been in a...

在理工科的感觉

The feeling of being in a science and engineering field.

对咱们专业的理工科的

For our major in science and engineering.

男女比例还是比较平衡的

The male-to-female ratio is still relatively balanced.

对对我一直觉得我们学校男生挺多的

Yes, I have always thought that there are quite a few boys in our school.

真的真的

Really really.

就感觉不到

Just can't feel it.

那你是没去音乐学院转一转

So you didn't go to the music academy to check it out?

那你有没有想过

Have you ever thought about it?

就是从其他专业找对象

Just find a partner from other majors.

就完全没想过吗

Have you never thought about it at all?

想过

Want to think.

我都想过去别的学校

I want to go to another school.

那我现在下一个问题

Then I have my next question.

我觉得你觉得像你这种女生的话

I think you feel that girls like you are.

喜欢什么样什么类型的男生

What type of guy do you like?

或者说给男生

Or say it to the boys.

讨厌什么样类型的男生

What type of boys do you dislike?

讨厌什么类型的男生

What type of boy do you dislike?

你啊

You.

那你们艺术学院应该很多啊

Then your art academy must have a lot of students, right?

没有啊

No.

男生都很man

Boys are all very manly.

没有紧

Not tight.

学艺术很man吗

Is studying art very manly?

对呀

That's right.

我觉得你这是属于一件偏见

I think this is a form of prejudice.

偏见知道吗

Do you know what prejudice is?

都很man的

All very manly.

就是

Just is.

说哪来着

Where did you say that?

就是说娘

That is to say, mother.

第一个特点是娘

The first characteristic is femininity.

第二个我不喜欢抽烟喝酒打游戏的人

I don't like the second type of person who smokes, drinks, and plays games.

是不是好多女生都不喜欢

Aren't a lot of girls not like it?

也说不准

It's hard to say.

也不一定

Not necessarily.

反正我是不喜欢

Anyway, I don't like it.

我们的观点就是说打游戏的男生

Our point is that boys who play games.

基本上是不是女生好多不喜欢

Basically, many girls don't like it.

差不多吧

Almost there.

但是抽烟喝酒的为什么不喜欢

But why don't people who smoke and drink like it?

可能跟我的家庭有吗

It may have something to do with my family.

因为我家我我我爸爸呀我爷爷的爷爷老爷呀

Because in my family, my my my dad and my grandpa's grandpa.

他们都不抽烟喝酒

They neither smoke nor drink.

所以我也就不喜欢抽烟的那些

So I also don't like those who smoke.

那是不是可以认为就是高质量的妹子都不喜欢抽烟喝酒

Does this mean that high-quality girls don't like smoking and drinking?

那不一定吧

That may not be the case.

我觉得不一定啊

I don't think so necessarily.

你又不抽烟不喝酒

You don't smoke or drink again.

你这抽烟的男生可能会想了一眼

This boy who smokes may have taken a glance.

有的有的男生他抽烟是分分场合抽烟

Some boys smoke in different situations.

这种的还是可以接受的

This kind is still acceptable.

像有的男生没事干

Some boys have nothing to do.

坐那闲的无聊就开始抽烟

Sitting there bored with nothing to do, I started smoking.

我觉得那种人太那什么了太惊人了

I think those kinds of people are just too unbelievable.

我觉得那种人太那什么了太屌了

I think people like that are just too something, too awesome.

最可恶的就是打游戏的时候在网吧点个烟

The most annoying thing is when someone lights a cigarette at the internet cafe while playing games.

一边打一边抽烟骂那种

Smoking while hitting and cursing like that.

哎呀啊

Oh dear!

太可怕了

So terrifying.

就是说你第三个因素是不是说就满嘴大话

So you mean to say your third factor is just talking big?

对不喜欢

Dislike.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

我觉得也是

I think so too.

还有没有

Is there any more?

就是你你就想这个男生一个你做这个事情就特别讨厌

It's just you, you really dislike this guy when you do this kind of thing.

打游戏

Playing games

已经说了

Already said.

我今天

I today

昨天

Yesterday

看到那个帕皮江出了一个视频就是游戏寡妇

I saw that Papi Jiang released a video about gamer wives.

就在说这个打游戏的这个事情

Just talking about this gaming thing.

大家可以去网上搜一下

Everyone can search online.

然后就

Then just.

脏的就是说衣服不干的那种是吧

Dirty means the kind of clothes that are not clean, right?

对吧

Right?

我因为我有洁癖

I have obsessive-compulsive disorder because I have a cleanliness obsession.

所以我也不喜欢那种乐里乐特的那种

So I don't like that kind of overly cheerful attitude either.

然后必须得有点品味

Then one must have a bit of taste.

才行

That's the way to go.

没有没有品味的也不行

No, lacking taste is not acceptable either.

那你觉得男生到什么年纪了

So what age do you think boys should be?

你觉得男生到什么年纪才会变得有品味

At what age do you think boys start to develop taste?

我觉得这个这个问题分人

I think this question depends on the person.

我觉得可能等他们有的整有的成熟了

I think it might be when they have some things sorted out and matured.

比较有的成熟了之后可能会有

After some have matured, there may be…

然后有的可能是遇到了自己心动的女生会有

Then some may encounter a girl they have feelings for.

对你遇到自己心动

To encounter someone who makes your heart flutter.

你说你可能会有品味

You said you might have taste.

但是你把他追到手之后

But after you have caught him.

你就对这个是真的

You are really right about this.

真的我觉得其实男生的话啊

Really, I think it's actually what boys say.

还是得自己注意一下

Still need to pay attention myself.

对吧

Right?

对自己追

Chasing after oneself.

尤其手势大的男生要注意

Especially boys with big gestures should be careful.

是吧

Is that so?

你觉得手势大的男生有那么差吗

Do you think guys with big hands are that bad?

我就是你周围的我周围男生反正都太矮了

The guys around me are all too short anyway.

你是因为你太高了

You are too tall.

这个你不能怨别人

You can't blame others for this.

怪我

It’s my fault.

我太高了

I am too tall.

那你说几个优点吧

Then please mention a few advantages.

喜欢的男生觉得你比较喜欢特质低调低调的

The boy you like thinks you prefer someone with a low-key and understated personality.

那那那

That that that

你穿过是不是像我这种就肯定不行了

If you pass through, someone like me definitely wouldn't be able to do it.

当然不行

Of course not.

然后低调的还低调

Then low-key remains low-key.

你会会对那种就是像他这种比较主动的男生有好感

You might have a crush on a guy who is more proactive like him.

可能会吧

It might be.

你就不要担心什么

You don't need to worry about anything.

你就说你觉得像我这种男生吗

Just say if you think a guy like me exists.

有没有

Do you have it?

有没有你是主动去搭讪的

Have you ever taken the initiative to strike up a conversation?

那个我都没有打是哪有主动搭讪

I didn't initiate any conversation; how could I actively flirt?

就是没有吗

Is there really none?

你会有好感吗

Do you have any good feelings?

应该有吧

There should be, right?

可能会跟他聊天

May chat with him.

但是搞对象就不会了

But when it comes to dating, it's a different story.

对吧

Right?

嗯对嗯

Yeah, right.

其实我要的就是这种效果

What I actually want is this kind of effect.

哈哈哈

Hahaha

我就是跟他交朋友吗

Am I just making friends with him?

反感

Disgust

就知道了

I just knew it.

肯定不会不会就是正常同学可以做啊

Definitely won't, it's something that normal classmates can do.

哎

Sigh.

你会觉得跟我聊的时候

You might feel that when you talk to me.

你会觉得我很无趣吗

Do you think I'm very boring?

我去说实话说实话

I go to tell the truth.

说实话还好还好还好

To be honest, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

就是没有很无趣嘛

It's just not very boring.

就是不好意思否定了

I just feel bad denying it.

然后

Then

哈哈哈哈

Hahaha

好啊

Sure!

那第二种第二种特点优点

That second type has its own characteristics and advantages.

嗯

Um.

啊

Ah

幽默啊对幽默

Humor is about humor.

幽默很重要

Humor is very important.

你这种无趣的人

You such a boring person.

哈哈哈

Hahaha

我是哎

I am.

幽默

Humor

我觉得我在微信上不会了

I feel like I can't do it on WeChat anymore.

啊是吗

Ah, really?

对微信上我会

I will on WeChat.

我会我我觉得发语音还可以

I think sending voice messages is also fine.

反正我跟他聊的时候

Anyway, when I talked to him...

微信上我觉得我说的就特别无聊

I feel that what I say on WeChat is really boring.

对吧

Right?

我是一个比较逗逼的人

I am a rather funny person.

因为我会发很多表情表情

Because I will send a lot of emoticons.

哈哈哈

Hahaha

啊对对对

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

他表情挺多

He has a lot of expressions.

我经常挺多的

I often have a lot.

哈哈哈

Hahaha

看到你收藏起来啊

I see you have收藏起来.

啊我已经收藏了

Ah, I have already saved it.

哈哈哈

Hahaha

我在抽糖

I'm pulling candy.

对啊给下一个妹子发啊

Yeah, send it to the next girl.

啊不我我我喜欢跟妹子当面聊

Ah no, I like to chat face-to-face with girls.

不喜欢在微信上要不就发语音

I don't like to send voice messages on WeChat.

要不就当面聊

Let’s just talk face to face.

啊幽默好第三个

Ah, humor is the third best.

干净有没有啊

Is it clean?

对一定要干净

It must be clean.

我觉得干净是至起码的嘛

I think cleanliness is the most basic requirement.

就是说最低标准啊

That means the minimum standard.

有没有嗯

Is there or not?

丑相他这个人必须得

He must have this ugly appearance.

干净

Clean

就是他会有一些特别变态的行为

He will have some particularly abnormal behaviors.

嗯比如

Well, for example.

你你既然说到这个肯定也有比如啊

Since you mentioned this, there must be examples as well.

你见过一下对

Have you seen this before?

你肯定也见过一些

You must have seen some too.

比如

For example

就就当着女生们打歌的男的

The guy who sings in front of the girls.

我特受不了啊

I really can't stand it.

啊这个也要注意吗

Ah, do we need to pay attention to this too?

哇哦学到了我以后一定要注意

Wow, I learned something, I will definitely pay attention to it in the future.

就讲呢我有一同学我们

I have a classmate.

我们一块吃饭是只见女生打歌还是

When we eat together, do we only see girls singing, or what?

就是不注意

It’s just not paying attention.

只要不管是男生女生他都打隔就是那种的

As long as it's a boy or a girl, he hits them regardless; it's that kind of person.

但是我很受不了他隔室有多多啊

But I can't stand how many there are in the next room.

就是他的格特别变得很特别吓人

His character has become particularly frightening.

他是不是不是故意的那种

Is he the kind of person who doesn't do things intentionally?

有味道吧

It has a flavor, right?

我都不知道

I don't even know.

吃完韭菜不是

Isn't it after eating leeks?

就是说很多怪异行为的就不喜欢

It means that many strange behaviors are not liked.

对

Yes.

你觉得长相重要吗

Do you think appearance is important?

不重要

Not important.

长相

Appearance

第四个是要有才华

The fourth is to be talented.

有才华

talented

就像我这种

Just like someone like me.

你觉得他有才华吗

Do you think he is talented?

有啥才华

What talent do you have?

我们不了解

We don't understand.

对 我们彼此不是很了解

Yes, we don’t know each other very well.

不了解

Not understand.

听众朋友们不要在乎

Listeners, don't worry.

我来澄清一下

Let me clarify.

导演非常有才华

The director is very talented.

他平时呢

What is he usually like?

不要聊我了

Don't talk about me anymore.

我觉得

I think.

反正他文笔特别好

Anyway, his writing is particularly good.

他写文章特别好

He writes articles exceptionally well.

有才华

Talented

但是我觉得你第一眼的话

But I think your first words are...

肯定是注意一下外表

Definitely pay attention to appearance.

身高是不是很重要

Is height very important?

身高很重要

Height is very important.

必须得低我的

I must lower myself.

你觉得普通女生

What do you think about ordinary girls?

但是那你

But then you.

我太高了

I am too tall.

主要是

Mainly is

我觉得这种硬性的话

I think such rigid statements...

真是爸妈次的

It's really what my parents did.

我们也不是找对象

We are not looking for partners either.

我们就是在聊

We are just chatting.

不太喜欢那种男生

I don't really like that kind of guy.

不太喜欢

Not very fond of.

我不是说

I'm not saying.

我觉得那种特别嘚瑟的特别讨厌

I find that kind of show-off particularly annoying.

嘚瑟的什么意思

What does "得瑟" mean?

嘚瑟那种东北话

That kind of Northeast dialect.

装逼

Show off.

对 装逼 嘚瑟

Showing off and being pretentious.

什么样的比较装逼呢

What kind of comparison is pretentious?

就是说什么样子

What does it look like?

你就举个例子

Just give an example.

感觉

Feeling

我有一这 我有一那

I have this, I have that.

我加这 我加那

I add this, I add that.

就那种的

Just that kind.

特别

Special

这个是那种

This is that kind of.

这个是名装

This is a famous outfit.

你知道吗

Do you know?

你一到什么样的装逼

What kind of pretentiousness do you arrive at?

最牛逼吗

Is it the best?

什么样

What kind?

无形装逼

Inconspicuous showing off.

啥是无形

What is the intangible?

无形就是

The formless is.

其实你在装逼

Actually, you are just showing off.

但是别人看不出来

But others can't tell.

有那种你知道吗

Do you know that kind?

就是无意间

Just by accident.

就是你跟他聊完之后

It's just after you talked to him.

你事后想

You think about it afterward.

他是不是在装逼

Is he just putting on a show?

那你对唱歌跑调的男生

What do you think of boys who sing off-key?

有什么看法吗

Do you have any opinions?

这个

This

就是如果说

It is just that if I say

你男朋友唱歌跑调

Your boyfriend sings off-key.

应该无所谓

It should not matter.

无所谓吧

It doesn't matter.

应该无所谓

It shouldn't matter.

我可以把他教会呀

I can teach him.

可以把他

Can take him.

有些人就是教不会呀

Some people just can't be taught.

有些人就无音不全

Some people are tone-deaf.

而且他们就是唱歌的时候

And they are singing at that time.

完全不知道自己跑调

Completely unaware that I'm off-key.

没关系

It's okay.

没有遇到这种人

Haven't encountered this kind of person.

我可以嘲笑他

I can laugh at him.

尽情的嘲笑他

Laugh at him freely.

那你的性格还是很好

Well, your personality is still very good.

就是他给我唱

It was he who sang to me.

没关系呀

No problem.

我听

I listen.

然后我就

Then I just...

他唱他的

He sings his own.

我在旁边嘲笑他

I laughed at him from the side.

可以可以可以

Okay, okay, okay.

我是一个比较大条的

I am someone who is relatively straightforward.

就是

It is.

就像别人

Just like others.

就比如说

For example,

那天我同学嘛

That day, my classmate.

我们上

We go up.

他打出租车

He takes a taxi.

然后

Then

这个车门的那一边

The other side of this car door.

还有一辆车

There is still one more car.

然后我就

Then I just

他开开

He opens it.

他给我开开门

He opened the door for me.

然后我正好就从那个门和车

Then I just happened to come in through that door and the car.

中间就进来了

Just came in the middle.

然后他比较胖

Then he is relatively fat.

然后他必须得把门关住一下

Then he has to close the door for a moment.

然后才能再开开

Then we can open it again.

然后才能上来

Then you can come up.

然后他不小心把

Then he accidentally put...

他做这个动作的时候

When he does this action

被我看到了

I saw it.

然后我就说

Then I said.

我可以嘲笑你吗

Can I mock you?

然后

Then

然后他就被我无情的嘲笑了

Then he was ruthlessly mocked by me.

那你嘲笑别人

Then you laugh at others.

是一般怎么嘲笑的

How is it usually mocked?

你问这个干嘛

Why are you asking this?

我就

I just.

我就会说

I can only say.

我可以嘲笑你吗

Can I laugh at you?

他说

He said.

不可以

Not allowed.

然后我就开始笑

Then I started to laugh.

那你

Then you.

你要嘲笑之前

You need to laugh before.

还要问一下

I still want to ask.

我现在这个

I am currently this.

有礼貌啊

Be polite.

是吗

Is that so?

对啊

That's right.

这是一种礼貌啊

This is a kind of politeness.

我可以嘲笑你吗

Can I make fun of you?

可以啊

Sure!

我说导演的时候

When I said director

我从来不会

I never will.

那那你是学钢琴的

So you study piano.

那你对弹钢琴的

Then what do you think about playing the piano?

好的男生怎么看

What do good boys look like?

我觉得弹钢琴的男生

I think boys who play the piano are...

特别有气质

Especially has charisma.

就是从他们背影

It's just from their silhouettes.

就能看出来一种

You can see a kind of.

很好看

Very good looking.

其实我觉得弹钢琴的男生

Actually, I think boys who play the piano...

一般都是

Generally speaking, it is.

比较有有有才的那种

More of the talented kind.

反正不是屌丝

Anyway, I'm not a loser.

对吧

Right?

对差不多

That's about right.

那你是不是有

Then do you have it?

比较喜欢那些

I prefer those.

弹钢琴好的一些人

Some people who play the piano well.

你有听过就是

Have you heard about it?

钢琴的演奏

Piano performance

你都会之类的

You can do that kind of thing.

听过啊

I've heard of it.

听过很多

Heard a lot.

那天不是三级听的吗

Wasn't it a level three listening that day?

我觉得那个听

I think that sounds good.

特别耳朵

Special ears

有没有偶像

Do you have a favorite idol?

就是这方面的

It's just in this regard.

偶像

Idol

钢琴的

Piano's

对对对

Exactly, exactly.

钢琴的没有声乐的有

There are no vocals for the piano.

谁啊

Who is it?

声乐的是巴托利

The vocalist is Bartoli.

完全不知道

Completely unaware.

巴托利是那个踢足球的那个

Bartoli is the one who plays football.

巴托利是一个女中音歌

Bartołi is a mezzo-soprano singer.

次女高

Second daughter is tall.

特别股中

In preferred stock

你的音乐是女高音

Your music is soprano.

不是女中音

Not a mezzo-soprano.

女中音

Mezzo-soprano

是按什么分的

What is it divided by?

是自己的天生条件

It is one's inherent condition.

对天生条件

Natural conditions.

这个还要看天生条件

This also depends on natural talent.

这么厉害吗

Is it really that impressive?

我以前是男第一

I used to be the top male.

因为我唱不高

Because I can't sing high.

你声音挺低的

Your voice is quite low.

我看出来了

I figured it out.

你声音很低

Your voice is very low.

是吧

Is that so?

他声音挺低的

His voice is quite low.

对

Yes.

我唱不高

I can't sing high.

我呢

As for me

我唱不中

I can't sing it right.

你唱中音

You sing tenor.

我中音嘛

I am a tenor.

那我发现了

Then I found out.

中音是那种正常的

The bass is the normal one.

正常人唱中音

A normal person sings in a mezzo-soprano voice.

低音好还是高音好呢

Is bass better or treble better?

这没有什么好坏啊

There's nothing good or bad about this.

就是你都都都挺好的呀

It's just that you're all, all, all quite good!

没有好坏

There is no good or bad.

那我觉得基因的人比较沉稳一些

I think people with that gene are relatively more stable.

高音人比较嘚瑟一些

The person with a higher pitch is a bit more showy.

我觉得

I think.

没有没有

No, no.

我觉得没有

I don't think so.

看人看人

Look at people, look at people.

完全看人

It all depends on the person.

那是这期节目时间是不是差不多了

Isn't it about time for this episode to wrap up?

对

Correct.

那节目最后呢

What about the last part of the show?

我们请我们的小学妹呢

We are inviting our junior female student.

和给大家轻唱两句

And let me sing a couple of lines for everyone.

作为本期节目的彩蛋

As a surprise for this episode.

好吗

Is that okay?

好的

Okay.

好

Good

是

Yes

谢谢

Thank you.

非常感谢

Thank you very much.

准备

Prepare

回回

Huíhuí

请

Please

尽管痛的苦的没说的

Although the pain and suffering are unspoken.

但哪有一路走来都是顺风的

But where is it that the journey is always smooth sailing?

因为我们没有什么不同

Because we don't have much difference.

天黑时我们仰望同一片星空

When night falls, we gaze at the same starry sky.

没有追求和付出

No pursuit and no effort.

哪来的成功

Where does success come from?

谁说我们一定要走别人的路

Who says we must follow in someone else's footsteps?

谁说辉煌背后没有痛苦

Who says there is no pain behind brilliance?

只要为了梦想不服输

As long as you don't give up for the sake of your dreams.

再哭也不停止叫

No matter how much you cry, you won't stop calling.

天黑时我们仰望同一片星空

When it gets dark, we look up at the same starry sky.

没有追求和付出

No pursuits and no efforts.

没有追求和服输

No pursuit and no submission.

只要为了梦想不服输

As long as you don't give up for the sake of your dreams.

谁说辉煌背后没有痛苦

Who says there is no pain behind glory?

没有追求和服输

There is no pursuit and no resignation.

谁说辉煌背后没有痛苦

Who says there is no pain behind glory?

没有追求和服输

No pursuit and no yield.