糖蒜女子脱口秀VOL153：再见303

太阳出生,我们问你早安

The sun rises, we wish you good morning.

匆匆赶路,我们陪你上班

In a hurry to get on the road, we accompany you to work.

闲暇时光,我们给你解闷

In your leisure time, we relieve your boredom.

夜深人静,我们给你壮胆

In the deep of night, we will give you courage.

陪你刷牙洗脸

I'll accompany you to brush your teeth and wash your face.

陪你睡觉吃饭

I'll keep you company while you sleep and eat.

陪你落泪忧伤

Accompany you in tears and sorrow.

陪你阳光灿烂

Accompany you in the bright sunshine.

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Women's stand-up comedy.

新的女性是生产的女性大众

The new woman is the mass of women who produce.

新的女性是社会的老公

The new woman is the husband of society.

新的女性是建设新社会的老公

The new women are the husbands in building a new society.

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女子脱口秀

Women’s Stand-Up Comedy

大家好,我是喵

Hello everyone, I am Meow.

大家好,我是大王

Hello everyone, I am the king.

大家好,我是高杏

Hello everyone, I am Gao Xing.

对,今天我们这一期非常的有意义

Yes, today's episode is very meaningful.

对,因为首先呢就是我们在微信播了那么多期

Yes, because first of all, we have broadcasted so many episodes on WeChat.

但是今天这一期呢是在我们几个的要求下

However, today's episode is at our request.

回归到了这个荔枝的这个平台

Returned to this platform of lychees.

想让大家听一个完整的

I want everyone to hear a complete one.

完整的这么一期

This complete issue.

不把它中间剪开

Do not cut it in the middle.

对,为什么呢

Yes, why is that?

就是因为我们这一期的主题

It's precisely because of the theme of our current issue.

就叫做

It's called

为什么要定这个主题

Why choose this theme?

就是因为我们在这个月内呢

It's just because we are in this month.

要从放假胡同46号

Need to leave from No. 46 Fangjia Hutong.

月二1303

Moon 2 1303

这个我们已经

We have already done this.

我想几年了,六年了

I have been thinking for a few years, six years.

十年吗

Ten years?

六年

Six years

不到十年

Less than ten years.

对,11年

Yes, 11 years.

11年我刚认识他们的时候

It was 11 years ago when I first met them.

搬到这儿来的

Moved here.

但是咱们呢从开始就是在这儿

But we have been here from the very beginning.

咱们是从开始就是在这儿

We have been here from the beginning.

对,303

Yes, 303.

然后我们要搬家了

Then we are going to move.

搬到一个更大的一个地方去

Move to a bigger place.

因为确实这小屋确实也有点小

Because this small room really is a bit small.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

嗯

Um.

小屋有点小呢

The cottage is a bit small.

而且也装不下那么多人了

And it can't hold that many people anymore.

对

Yes

所以以后我们会换到一个更大的

So in the future, we will move to a bigger one.

虽然说不在市中心了

Although it's no longer in the city center.

不在二环里

Not in the second ring.

在北京吗

Are you in Beijing?

还在在在

Still there.

应该是在北京吧

It should be in Beijing.

反正据说是坐火车能到

Anyway, I've heard that you can get there by train.

行

Okay.

别别上洗手间的时候

Don't go to the bathroom.

收到一短信

Received a text message.

河北欢迎你

Hebei welcomes you.

对

Correct.

可能是雄县

It may be Xiong County.

对我们去试试嘛

How about we give it a try?

对吧

Right?

上他那洗手间去试试就知道了

Go try his bathroom and you'll find out.

对要搬家了

I’m going to move.

所以呢

So, what?

在搬家之前

Before moving.

我们就录这么一期

Let's record this episode.

讲一讲我们所有的主播跟303的故事

Tell the story of all our hosts and 303.

对

Correct.

所以就是今天我们三个人来聊

So today the three of us are here to chat.

我觉得咱们就从高兴开始说

I think we should start by talking about happiness.

因为他是

Because he is

因为他是没什么可说

Because he has nothing much to say.

他说完了就可以不用再说了

Once he finishes speaking, there's no need to say anything more.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

他就该上班去了

He should go to work now.

去做班了

Going to work.

对

Yes.

听说你现在也是就是正式的要做班的人了

I heard that you are now officially a person in charge of a class.

是不是

Is it?

嗯

Hmm.

是吗

Is that so?

哈哈哈哈

Hahahaha

303不是我跟你讲就当时我们拉那群

303 is not what I was telling you about, it was when we pulled that group back then.

然后说今天不是要录这一期吗

Then he said, aren't we recording this episode today?

我是旁边有朋友就喵了一眼

I glanced over because I had a friend next to me.

因为我当时跟我朋友在一块吃饭

Because I was having dinner with my friend at that time.

他们说什么我跟003的第一次303

They said what I had with 003 the first time in 303.

然后这你们录两性节目吗

So do you record a program about gender/sexuality?

我说不是不是303是我们录音的地方

I said it's not 303, it's our recording place.

对就是我在303录音

Yes, I'm recording in 303.

我来一年为什么003就是两性节目了

Why has 003 become a gender program after just one year?

003是一种安全套啊啊啊

003 is a type of condom ah ah ah.

刚本003是一种安全套啊

Jiang Ben 003 is a type of condom.

然后又是第一次

Then it's the first time again.

这个不是我想问问这件事是不是只有年轻人知道

I want to ask whether this is something only young people know about.

不是说是最薄最好用的吗

Isn't it said that the thinnest is the best to use?

我不知道

I don't know.

我知道你也知道对吧

I know you know too, right?

我们都懂

We all understand.

是吧

Is that so?

我们都是年轻人

We are all young people.

这个事情这个事情暴露了一个什么问题

This matter has revealed what problem?

就是可能是我们俩从来太久太久没有

Maybe it's because we haven't... in a long, long time.

他就没有用到了

He didn't use it.

省了省了这个钱

Saved saved this money.

你知道吧

You know, right?

这不也是吧

Isn't this also the case?

那我们来聊一下

Then let's chat a bit.

那个第一次的事情

That first time thing.

就是我是从毕业到现在

I've been like this since graduation.

然后也不到一年

Then it was less than a year later.

在303录音也差不多一年

It's been almost a year since the recording in 303.

就是刚认认

Just get to know each other.

因为我认录特别录吃

Because I recognize that recording is especially delicious.

然后开车也特别烂

Then driving is particularly bad.

然后就是刚认好来这的路就搬了

Then I just figured out the way here and then moved.

我第一次来还是跟我同学

I came here for the first time with my classmates.

一块来录

Come and record together.

就是两个男生都是我同班同学

It's just that both boys are my classmates.

一个是老吉

One is Lao Ji.

还有一个就被封杀了

Another one has been banned.

然后就被封杀了

Then they were banned.

然后封杀了

Then banned.

就是老吉使了点坏

It's just that Laoji made a bit of mischief.

就那个男生可能现在当明星了

That boy might be a star now.

选择了一条其他的路

Chose a different path.

然后去当明星了

Then I went to become a star.

然后第一次录音的时候

Then, during the first recording session.

反正我觉得挺难受的

Anyway, I feel quite uncomfortable.

难受

Uncomfortable.

跟他们两个男生一起录

Recording together with the two boys.

而且就是他们觉得

And it's just that they feel

你中戏的科班出身小主播

You are a small broadcaster with a professional background from the Central Academy of Drama.

就录小声说

Just record it softly.

我就觉得我一辈子都要读那种鸡汤文

I feel like I have to read that kind of motivational writing for the rest of my life.

就没有想到自己能够参与

I never thought I would be able to participate.

就像女托

Just like a female servant.

这样王说

This is what Wang said.

这样的脱口秀

Such a stand-up comedy.

就每天都是

It's just every day.

你是我最后的归宿

You are my final home.

我就觉得天哪

I just think, oh my gosh.

高兴你也能干这种事

I'm glad you can do this kind of thing too.

就是我平时在班上

It's just that I usually in class.

就是从来就这种东西

It's always been like this.

老师都不会让我做的

The teacher won't let me do it.

我觉得那也尝试一下也不错

I think it’s not bad to give that a try too.

后来我觉得认识了你们

Later, I feel like getting to know you all.

挺幸运的

Quite lucky.

所以我昨天化了妆

So I put on makeup yesterday.

来录王说

Come to record Wang said.

今天实在是起不来

I really can’t get up today.

因为做班了

Because I have to attend class.

你知道吧

You know, right?

然后他们说

Then they said

哎呀不错

Oh, not bad!

今天还化了个妆来

I also put on some makeup today.

我说因为

I said because

说不定我会做班了

Maybe I will be class monitor.

说不定来一次少一次

Maybe one less time if we come once.

那就来一次少一次

Then let's have one less each time.

认真对待

Take seriously

因为刚刚毕竟我也做了

Because I just did it after all.

我们那个传说中的红椅子

Our legendary red chair.

我贪心自己未来的路

I am greedy for the path of my future.

红椅子是咱们的官邸

The red chair is our official residence.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

我都不知道

I don't know at all.

我也不知道

I don't know either.

你怎么不知道

How do you not know?

他们我不知道为什么

I don't know why they.

他们就没有告诉过我

They never told me.

你怎么会不知道

How could you not know?

我都知道

I already know.

是我也很奇怪

I also find it very strange.

就是连你都知道

Even you know it.

什么连你都知道

What even you know.

就是对

That's right.

就是他们真的是没有人告诉我

It’s just that no one really told me.

你知道我们要为什么纠结这个吗

Do you know why we are so entangled in this?

因为

Because

因为我跟喵阿的

Because I have a connection with Miaoa.

我的第一次是跟喵阿一块

My first time was with Mia.

对

Yes.

所以我们俩

So, the two of us.

他就觉得我知道的

He just feels that I know.

他都应该知道

He should know everything.

对

Yes.

他不知道的

He doesn't know.

我不知道的

I don't know.

他也应该知道

He should know too.

对

Correct.

但是其实高兴

But actually happy.

我之前说实在的

I said it honestly before.

就是像他刚才说的鸡汤文

It's just like the motivational quotes he mentioned earlier.

什么的

What kind of thing?

我也不是很听

I'm not really listening either.

你就直接说没听过

Just say you haven't heard of it.

对

Correct.

我听过

I have heard it.

我真的听过

I have really heard it.

小声说

Whisper.

我真的听过

I have really heard it.

但是就是确实是

But it is indeed.

好吧

Okay.

好难受是不是

It's so uncomfortable, isn't it?

但是

But

不

No

咱们也不能这么说

We can't say that either.

因为毕竟是各花入各眼嘛

After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

对不对

Is that right?

我说好难受

I said I feel really uncomfortable.

不是说这个节目就是做的好难受

It's not that this show is just really uncomfortable to watch.

节目真的很高的

The show is really great.

我跟你讲主播非常优秀

I'll tell you that the anchor is very excellent.

不要做夸了

Don't brag.

我是觉得

I think.

我有一天还能就是走这种

One day, I will be able to walk like this.

就是像情感导师

It's like an emotional coach.

然后文艺的路线

Then the artistic route.

但你知道就是我听小声说的时候

But you know that when I heard it whispered softly...

我觉得高兴的嗓音

I feel a joyful voice.

还有他的那个状态

And his state as well.

其实还挺合适的

Actually, it's quite suitable.

因为那是因为你可能不太了解

Because that is because you may not understand it very well.

对对

Right, right.

因为我跟高兴其实也没有过多的接触

Because I haven't really had much contact with Gao Xing.

对

Yes.

然后但是呢

Then, but...

有一天我突然听到了大声喷

One day, I suddenly heard a loud spray.

上次我在办公室也说过嘛

I mentioned it in the office last time, right?

对吧

Right?

就是突然间

It's just that suddenly.

哇

Wow

可以呀这孩子

Sure, this child.

哇

Wow

这个时候才是真正的他

This is the real him at this moment.

没错

That's right.

对

Correct.

原来还有这样一个铺垫

So there was such a prelude.

就是小声说很优秀

Just quietly say it's excellent.

大声喷喷喷

Loudly spray, spray, spray.

更棒

Awesome!

对

Yes.

你记得吗

Do you remember?

那天我在办公室里跟你说来着嘛

That day I was telling you in the office, right?

就是觉得这个节目

Just feel that this program

真的是把你给发挥出来了

You really brought out your potential.

而且一看就是很精致的

And at first glance, it is evident that it is very exquisite.

是经过剪辑的

It has been edited.

经过写稿子啊

After writing the draft.

经过一些前期的准备什么的

After some preliminary preparations and so on.

会有这样的东西的

There will be such things.

一听就知道

As soon as you hear it, you know.

是这样的

That's how it is.

因为那段时间就天天在研究这个节目

Because I was researching this program every day during that time.

还没做班吗

Haven't you started working yet?

不是我觉得这可能是什么

It's not that I think this could be something.

就是就跟比如说你看一个模特

It's just like when you look at a model.

可能今年某某秀大秀

It is possible that a certain show will be a big hit this year.

让一个人穿这个衣服

Let someone wear these clothes.

那可能他的气质就符合这套衣服

Perhaps his temperament matches this outfit.

可能你觉得

Maybe you think

哎那我要这条衣服真好看

Ah, this piece of clothing looks really good!

但是可能不适合你的气质

But it may not suit your temperament.

但是高兴可能正好

But happiness might be just right.

是高兴的气质

It is a cheerful temperament.

跟大声喷比较符合他的气质

Being loud and brash suits his temperament.

然后所以就感觉更舒服

So it feels more comfortable.

对更舒服

More comfortable.

所以还是有收获嘛

So there are still gains, after all.

如果不好好做那个节目的话

If you don't do that program properly.

我哪有这个荣幸

How could I have such an honor?

跟你们一起录女托呀

Let's record a female voice together!

是互相吹捧

It's mutual flattery.

生也互捧

In life, we support each other.

对对对确实是

Yes, yes, yes, that's right.

高兴确实是一个

Happiness is indeed a.

就是在大声喷的时候

It's just when you're loudly spraying.

给我很多惊喜

Give me a lot of surprises.

能拿得起放得下

Able to pick up and let go.

而且就真能发散那种

Moreover, it can really radiate that kind of energy.

没错

That's right.

后来咱不是跟他又开始录湖南话

Later, we started recording Hunan dialect with him again.

也有他北京话

There is also his Beijing accent.

因为我会比较

Because I will compare.

注意去看一些听众评论嘛

Make sure to check out some audience comments.

说真的

To be honest.

就是在小声喷的这个阶段

It's just at this stage of whispering.

会有一些负面的评论

There will be some negative comments.

我不知道你看过没有

I don't know if you have seen it.

我是看到过的

I have seen it before.

小声说的时候

When speaking softly.

然后大声喷就少了

Then it becomes less when you spray loudly.

然后等到就是湖南话了

Then we will wait for the Hunan dialect.

北京话了什么的

What is Beijing dialect like?

就开始有人说

Then someone started to say

大高兴固定下来吧

Let's settle down and be very happy.

对吧我好喜欢他

Right, I really like him.

沾你们的光

Benefiting from your favor.

会说话嘛

Can you speak?

所以其实你看就是

So actually, if you look at it, it's just...

唐算的气质

The temperament of Tang Suan.

就是这样

That's it.

就是每一个人

It is every person.

每一个节目刚开始的时候

At the beginning of every program.

都有人骂

There are people who curse.

对吧

Right?

你记得咱们女托

Do you remember our female托?

刚开始的时候也有

There was also at the beginning.

女托也有人骂吗

Are there also people who criticize female escorts?

这几个老娘们在这说什么

What are these old women talking about here?

是吗

Really?

没错

That's right.

这几个傻老娘们

These silly old ladies.

这那这那的

This and that.

就是对

That's right.

很多这样的声音

Many such voices.

一开始的时候

At the beginning.

真的

Really.

然后慢慢慢慢慢慢

Then slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.

就开始有人说

Then someone started to say.

不错呀

Not bad!

对吧

Right?

就觉得还弄得挺好

I just think it's done pretty well.

因为我们

Because we

我们几个人

A few of us.

站了一个

Stood one.

什么样的

What kind of?

便宜

Cheap

就是在我们之前

It is just before us.

长得好看吧

Good-looking, right?

长得好看就不用说了

Looking good speaks for itself.

好吧

Okay.

这是众所周知吗

Is this widely known?

哎呀我录不下去了

Oh no, I can't record anymore.

就是在我们之前

It was just before us.

其实没有这样的

Actually, there is no such thing.

节目类型的

Program type.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

包括正经广播也没有

There isn't even a serious broadcast.

对吧

Right?

私底下那种

Behind the scenes kind of.

民营广播更没有

There is even less of private broadcasting.

那个时候还没有

At that time, there wasn't any.

那么多的

So many.

这个广播

This broadcast.

那个什么调频

What frequency is that?

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

没有

No.

我们是占这个先机

We are taking the initiative.

那一开始

At the very beginning

大家不能接受

Everyone cannot accept it.

也是很正常

It's also very normal.

对

Correct.

因为你知道

Because you know.

几个女的聊天

A few women chatting.

很容易

Very easy.

尤其是一开始

Especially at the beginning.

对

Correct.

鸡渣鸡渣鸡渣

Chicken scraps, chicken scraps, chicken scraps.

也不知道在说什么

I don't know what they're talking about.

确实

Indeed.

强化现象比较严重

The phenomenon of strengthening is quite serious.

没错

That's right.

尤其是我

Especially me.

对

Correct.

特别爱强化

Especially love to strengthen.

然后有时候

Then sometimes

这音就

This sound is.

俩鬼叠一块了

Two ghosts are stacked together.

然后就

Then just

可能就听不见

It may not be heard.

别人声了什么的

What did others say?

而且我这声就比较低

And my voice is relatively low.

所以后来就是

So later it was like this.

经过了一些调整

After some adjustments.

包括在这个

Including this

互相的配合上

Mutual cooperation.

还有内容上

There is also content.

确实是

It is indeed.

有过一次两次

There have been one or two instances.

三次调整以后

After three adjustments.

就大家就开始

Then everyone started.

慢慢慢慢慢慢的接受

Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly accept.

对

Correct.

这样子

Like this.

其实

Actually

我有看过

I have seen it.

那些评论什么的

Those comments and so on.

但是我觉得还好

But I think it's okay.

我觉得

I think.

就是

That's it.

就算有人骂我

Even if someone scolds me.

就是

Just.

有人骂你

Someone is scolding you.

至少说明你这节目

At least explain your program.

别人听了

Others listen.

我觉得只能这么安慰自己

I guess I can only comfort myself this way.

然后我妈妈

Then my mom

是一个特别鸡汤的母亲

She is a particularly inspirational mother.

你知道吗

Do you know?

她总是跟我说

She always tells me.

她没有看过

She hasn't seen it.

那些评论

Those comments

她没有那个APP

She doesn't have that app.

什么之类的

Something like that.

但她有的时候

But sometimes she...

就会说一些明星

Then I can talk about some celebrities.

受到什么网络暴力

What kind of online bullying are you experiencing?

之类的

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我妈妈就说

My mom said.

她说你永远记住

She said you should always remember.

你只要心里记住

Just remember it in your heart.

就是爱你的人

It's someone who loves you.

总比恨你的人

Better than those who hate you.

讨厌你的人多一个

There is one more person who hates you.

那就够了

That's enough.

讨厌你的人越多

The more people who dislike you.

就说明爱你的人越多

It just means that the more people there are who love you.

然后我就觉得

Then I felt that

你妈妈为什么会有

Why does your mom have it?

对自己的女儿

To one's own daughter.

有这种迷之自信

There is this mysterious self-confidence.

她为什么会觉得

Why does she feel that way?

爱你的人

The one who loves you.

一定比讨厌你的人要多呢

There must be definitely more people who like you than those who dislike you.

我也不知道

I don't know either.

不太了解

Not quite understanding.

不太了解自己的女儿吧

You don't really understand your daughter, do you?

说这些是吧

Are you saying these things?

我们马上就要离开

We are about to leave.

这个303这个录音室了

This is recording studio 303.

不应该

Should not.

就是来点

Just a little bit.

互捧啊

Mutual support.

然后开心一点的嘛

Then be a little happier.

所以

So

那你刚才

What were you just doing?

你还没有说

You haven't said yet.

就是当你第一次

It's just that when you first...

走到这个屋子里来的时候

When I walked into this house.

你是一个什么样的

What kind of person are you?

什么玩意儿

What is this thing?

不是

No.

但是说实话

But to be honest

因为我来之前

Because before I came

我是

I am.

说实话

To be honest.

我是没有听过唐算

I have never heard of Tang Suan.

是我们老师

It's our teacher.

带的

brought

诚哥他们去我们班挑人

Cheng Ge and his group are picking people from our class.

然后当时挑人的时候

Then, when selecting people at that time.

也特尴尬

It's also quite awkward.

就是大家都是想进电视台

Everyone wants to get into the TV station.

如果说

If it is said that

或者网络

Or the network.

平台

Platform

如果进广播的话

If it's about broadcasting.

咱们也去央广

Let's go to China National Radio too.

或者是北京人民广播电台

Or it is the Beijing People's Broadcasting Station.

而且我们上学的时候

Moreover, when we were in school

特别是我们南方孩子

Especially us kids from the south.

我们真没听过

We really haven't heard of it.

就正极听过

I've only heard of the positive electrode.

他北京的

He is from Beijing.

然后啊

Then,啊

我知道有一女子脱口秀

I know there is a women's stand-up comedy show.

其他他也不知道

He doesn't know anything else either.

就但真的说的

Just what is really being said.

就是女子脱口秀

It's a women's stand-up comedy show.

所以当时诚哥他们去的时候呢

So at that time, when Cheng Ge and the others went there...

整个班是冷掉的

The entire class is cold.

而且你知道诚哥也是那种吗

And you know that Cheng is also that kind of person, right?

冷冷的

Cold.

聚冷

Condensed cold

他说两句话就很冷场

He makes it awkward with just two sentences.

诚哥能让气氛

Brother Cheng can lighten the atmosphere.

能让热烈的气氛冷下来

Can cool down the heated atmosphere.

没到两句

Not even two sentences.

说一句就冷场了

One sentence and it got awkward.

因为那天特别尴尬

Because that day was especially awkward.

是我们下午上课

We have class in the afternoon.

他说了一句什么

What did he say?

开空调

Turn on the air conditioning.

就是那天下午我们上课

It was that afternoon when we had class.

然后上完课

Then after the class is over.

老师说上完课之后

The teacher said after the class is over.

大家留一下

Everyone, please hold on a moment.

有人过来挑人

Someone is coming to pick people.

当时我们大四

At that time, we were in our senior year.

我们就经常会有笑招

We often have funny moves.

什么浙江广播电台

What is Zhejiang Radio Station?

湖南广播电台

Hunan Broadcasting Station

他说是唐算广播

He said it was a Tang Dynasty calculation broadcast.

我们说

We say.

什么

What?

什么叫唐算广播

What is Tangsuan Broadcasting?

是什么

What is it?

然后老师再也不可能说

Then the teacher can never say again.

后来呢

What happened later?

就先看看吧

Let's just have a look first.

结果来了一人呢

In the end, only one person showed up.

是诚哥

It's Cheng Ge.

上去一见面

As soon as we meet.

他就介绍说

He then introduced that...

自己是主播

I am the anchor.

我们就觉得

We just feel that.

什么地方

What place?

这样的人当主播

Such a person should be a streamer.

我们这几年是白学了

We have wasted these past few years.

干嘛

What are you doing?

老师不是说要控制体重啊

Didn’t the teacher say to control weight?

要把自己往那个方向培养

You need to cultivate yourself in that direction.

这样也能当主持人

This way, you can also be a host.

所以就很冷

So it's very cold.

我呢就觉得太尴尬了

I felt too awkward.

然后大家又想走

Then everyone wanted to leave again.

快结束我们要走了

We're about to finish, we need to go.

然后他就说

Then he said.

大家好

Hello everyone.

我是那个唐算广播什么

I am the one who calculates what the Tang broadcast.

他也不说

He doesn't say anything either.

我们公司怎么怎么样

How is our company doing?

或者说我们做了哪些节目

Or it can be said what programs we have done.

他一上来就说

As soon as he came up, he said.

我们刚刚就是

We just did.

从公司溜达过来的

I came over from the company.

他上台第一句话

His first sentence on stage.

说这个

Say this.

我们就懵了

We were just dumbfounded.

公司在哪啊

Where is the company?

在哪个股项呢

Which stock item?

然后我就觉得

Then I felt...

然后全场就冷了

Then the whole place went cold.

然后我就说了一个

Then I said one.

好

Good

然后我就鼓掌

Then I applauded.

因为我觉得太尴尬了

Because I feel too embarrassed.

其实你是想让他赶紧结束

Actually, you want him to finish quickly.

对

Correct.

然后他就说

Then he said.

那个穿黑羽绒服的姑娘

The girl wearing the black down jacket.

你对我们有没有什么兴趣啊

Are you interested in us at all?

就说这些

That's all I have to say.

后来就陆陆续续

Later, one after another.

班上同学就觉得

The classmates in the class feel that...

挺好的

Pretty good.

就有点兴趣了

I'm a bit interested now.

我们就开始

Let's get started.

他们走之后

After they left.

我们就开始听唐算

Let's start listening to Tang Suan.

然后就正吉

Then it’s Zhengji.

给我们介绍女托

Introduce us to a female tutor.

我们就听了

We just listened.

女托觉得

Women think.

就挺有意思

It's quite interesting.

就不是我们想象中

It's not what we imagined.

后来我们就有三个感兴趣的

Later, we had three interested parties.

然后老板对我们也感兴趣了

Then the boss became interested in us too.

我们就来了

We are here.

就跟我们想象中

Just as we imagined.

我们去过的录音室

The recording studios we have been to.

也完全不一样

It is also completely different.

全是什么黑胶啊

What is it all, black vinyl?

各种海报啊

Various posters.

然后我来的时候

Then when I came.

上面有个男主播

There is a male broadcaster above.

在二层打呼噜

Snoring on the second floor.

然后我就觉得

Then I just feel that

我猜猜是谁啊

Let me guess who it is.

我故意是祖谋

I deliberately plan to be my ancestor's scheme.

对对

Right right.

就是他

It's him.

我一直认他是你老公

I have always regarded him as your husband.

后来我就

Later I...

不要去

Don't go.

这个事儿啊

This matter.

不要提这个事儿啊

Don't mention this matter.

后来我以为是那个

Later, I thought it was that.

安助理

Assistant An

然后我一直以为

Then I always thought

小爱是喵姐

Xiao Ai is Meow Sister.

然后后来我们来了之后

Then later, after we arrived.

就录了一下

Just recorded it.

觉得挺好的

I think it's pretty good.

就是感觉跟我们平时

It just feels like our usual.

常规的所熟知的那种

The usual kind that is commonly known.

不一样

Different.

就挺胡闹的一个广播电台

It's quite a ridiculous radio station.

挺自由的广播电台

A pretty free radio station.

对

Yes.

然后就想尝试一下

Then I wanted to give it a try.

然后

Then

然后其他的主播就

Then the other streamers just

就是

Just.

跟我一块来试

Come try it with me.

几个同学

A few classmates.

就往更高更远的地方

To go to higher and farther places.

更幸福的地方飞去了

A happier place has flown away.

然后我就在这跟他玩

Then I just played with him here.

然后我第一次参加

Then I participated for the first time.

糖蒜的活动

The activity of garlic in sugar.

是跟大王一起去跑步

It is to go running with the king.

是不是

Is it?

然后当时就是

Then at that time it was.

是在那798跑步

It's running at 798.

但是我觉得

But I think

NTC

NTC

对NTC

Regarding NTC

然后我见他第一面

Then I saw him for the first time.

我说因为

I said because.

因为我去之前

Because before I go

我们同事跟我说了说

My colleague talked to me.

那个大王啊

That big king, huh?

是我们在这儿

It is us here.

算数一数二的资深主播

A senior host who is among the best in the field.

啊

Ah

一会儿你跟他关系搞好一点

Try to improve your relationship with him a bit later.

我说是不是特别难相处

I said, isn't it particularly difficult to get along?

不

No

他说你听过他节目吗

He asked if you've heard his show.

我说听过啊

I said I have heard of it.

我说他会不会就是

I said, could it be him?

节目中跟现实中

In the program and in reality.

是两个人那种

It's that kind of relationship between two people.

现实中就挺装逼的那种

In reality, they really act like a show-off.

他说不会不会

He said no, no.

结果就去我说

So, just say what I said.

哎你好你好

Ah, hello hello.

久仰久仰

I've heard so much about you!

就我挺装逼的你知道吧

You know I'm quite a show-off, right?

我说我叫高兴

I said my name is Gaoxing.

好高兴

So happy.

我说我还说对

I said I'm still right.

就是高高兴兴那两个字

It's just the two words "happy and cheerful."

我很认真的在做自我介绍

I am very serious about introducing myself.

你知道吧

You know, right?

他说

He said.

嗨你是我认识第四个叫高兴的

Hi, you are the fourth person I know named Gao Xing.

啊

Ah

我当时觉得

I felt at that time.

认识好多叫高兴

Getting to know a lot makes me happy.

我当时觉得

I felt at that time.

我靠好尴尬

I'm so embarrassed.

你知道吗

Do you know?

好尴尬

So awkward.

就套近乎失败

Just trying to get close failed.

然后后来

Then later

后来跑步的时候

Later when running

就感觉

Just feeling.

嗯

Hmm.

就跟那个录音的时候一样

Just like when we were recording.

就我那天

Just me that day.

就来事儿嘛

Just go ahead and do it.

他说你别搞

He said don't mess around.

你这个阳光起坐

You are such a sunshine.

对这个子宫不好

This uterus is not good.

就是什么什么

It's just something something.

对这儿不好

It's not good here.

那不好

That's not good.

就觉得挺事儿的一般

Just feel like it's quite a hassle, generally.

就是挺会关心人的一个

He is really good at caring for others.

那种资深主播

That kind of experienced broadcaster.

嗯

Hmm.

就是挺挺欢乐的

It's quite joyful.

包括包括我今天才知道

Including, I just found out today.

喵姐是什么人

Who is Meow Jie?

我一直以为她是

I always thought she was.

什么人

What kind of person?

哈哈哈哈

Hahahaha

刚好

Just right.

高兴我想嘱咐你一句啊

I'm happy to remind you of something.

我是看人

I am looking at people.

是不是特别

Is it special?

我们是搬家

We are moving.

我们不是散伙

We are not breaking up.

你是什么意思

What do you mean?

你要跟我们俩都

You want to be with both of us.

得罪了

I offended you.

不是

No.

我的意思是

I mean.

我挺后知后觉的

I'm quite slow to realize things.

不就是因为喵

Isn't it just because of meow?

得给你看他胸脯子了吗

Do I need to show you his chest?

就是我

It's me.

我所有的主播

All my streamers.

我才认全

I just recognized everything.

然后才大概的了解

Then I began to have a rough understanding.

大家都是什么样的人

What kind of people are everyone?

才认清

Only just realized.

方家303这个路

Fangjia 303 Road

从每条路怎么过来

How to get here from each road?

然后就要搬走了

Then it's time to move out.

然后我觉得时间

Then I feel time.

也过得挺快

Time also passes quite quickly.

你接着说

You continue speaking.

你现在才认清

You have only now come to realize.

喵是什么人这事儿

What kind of person is "meow"?

对

Correct.

因为

Because

因为她

Because of her.

一般都是穿衬衣

Usually, they wear a shirt.

今天穿花衬衣

Wearing a floral shirt today.

是不是

Is it?

要不然就连衣裙

Otherwise, it's a dress.

连衣裙

Dress

各种雪纺的

Various chiffon.

或者是那种麻料的

Or it could be that kind of hemp material.

那种僧侣风的

That kind of monk style.

然后年会的时候

Then at the annual meeting.

她穿个红羽绒服

She is wearing a red down jacket.

红袄

Red coat

然后觉得她是这样的

Then I feel that she is like this.

然后今天我问大王

Then today I asked the king.

我说

I said.

文生是不是

Is Wen Sheng?

文生是不是会上瘾

Is Wen Sheng prone to addiction?

结果喵姐说

As a result, Sister Meow said.

她说是

She said yes.

我心想

I thought to myself.

你有什么资格

What qualifications do you have?

对

Yes.

我不好意思

I feel embarrassed.

对

Yes.

你一个正经人

You are a serious person.

怎么还给自己这样了

Why did you do this to yourself?

你看她

Look at her.

你跟她刚才

What did you just say to her?

是不是这么说

Is that what you're saying?

然后

Then

她就大方的

She is very generous.

解开了自己衬衣的扣子

Undoing the buttons of his shirt.

说你看我

Say you see me.

可能是要哺乳

It might be time to breastfeed.

有变

There is a change.

都有

All of them have.

然后我觉得

Then I feel that

因为她在我心目中

Because she is in my mind.

一直是那种

Always been that kind of.

电视台

TV station

或者是

Or it is

我觉得她比较像

I think she resembles more.

日报社那种地方的

A place like a newspaper office.

就是

Just that.

报新闻的那种

The type that reports news.

主编

Chief editor

就是那种

It's that kind of.

她就是我们唐算的

She is exactly what we calculated in Tang.

刑事编

Criminal Code

对

Yes.

就有点那种

It's somewhat that kind of feeling.

张全灵

Zhang Quanling

那种

That kind.

对

Yes.

反正说的都是

Anyway, it's all just talk.

大脸蛋子的那种

The kind with a big face.

是不是

Is it?

我还给你换一条

I'll exchange it for you again.

李什么贤

Li Shenzen

那女孩叫李什么贤

That girl is called Li Shenzheng.

李修平吧

Li Xiuping, right?

李修平的

Li Xiuping's

李修平

Li Xiuping

我特喜欢他

I really like him.

对

Correct.

我就觉得

I just feel that.

你是那种人

What kind of person are you?

然后刚刚停车

Then just parked.

然后我觉得你车技还不错

Then I think your driving skills are not bad.

然后我就又刮目相看

Then I looked at him with a new attitude.

因为我觉得

Because I think

你应该跟我一样

You should be like me.

属于那种

Belonging to that kind.

在技术

In technology

就是什么

It is just what.

开车上面

Driving above.

比较笨的那种人

A somewhat foolish person.

说明我看人非常不准

It shows that I have a very poor judgment of people.

对不对

Right or wrong?

你没看他停车的时候

Did you not see him when he parked?

我前后左右的

All around me.

让人家手边挪嘛

Let me move things around for you.

但我觉得他看上去

But I feel he looks...

开得很好

It is going very well.

因为他往前

Because he moves forward.

往前开的时候

When driving forward

我都觉得

I feel the same way.

就马上要撞到前面

It's about to crash into the front.

他一脚油门

He stepped on the gas.

就控制那个距离

Just control that distance.

因为他也不知道

Because he doesn't know either.

是不是要撞

Is it going to crash?

你一定要相信我

You must believe me.

他刚刚往后倒车

He just backed up.

严朝就跟着那个

Yan Chao just followed that one.

扛摄像机那个撞死了

The person carrying the camera was hit and killed.

说起来

Speaking of which

说起来是停车的

It's about parking.

我必须要插这个嘴

I have to interject.

今天多亏有大王在门口

Today, it's thanks to the king that we have someone at the door.

要不然我还是停不进来

Otherwise, I still can't pull in.

就是我今天

It's just me today.

已经不抱任何幻想

No longer harboring any illusions.

说我能停到院里

They said I can park in the yard.

我就看着这个大门边上

I just looked at the side of this big door.

有个空间

There is a space.

我觉得我能停

I think I can stop.

然后我就稍微低了一下

Then I just lowered my head slightly.

那大哥就出来了

Then the big brother came out.

出来以后呢

What about after coming out?

我就笑咪咪的跟他说

I just smiled and said to him.

我今天能停这儿吗

Can I park here today?

我说那个今天录完了

I said that one is finished recording today.

我就走

I'm leaving.

不会太晚的

It won't be too late.

大哥说

Eldest brother said.

你停在这儿

You stop here.

那个院里的车就出不来了

The car in that courtyard can't get out.

我说那我能停院里去吗

I said, can I park in the courtyard?

严朝说不行

Yan Chao said it's not possible.

院里都满了什么什么

The yard is full of what what.

这个时候

At this moment.

大王及时的出现了

The king arrived just in time.

他坐我对面喝咖啡吗

Is he sitting across from me drinking coffee?

对

Yes.

当时我没看你俩在院里坐着

At that time, I didn't see you two sitting in the yard.

你知道吧

You know, right?

他及时的出现了

He appeared just in time.

当时你知道

At that time, you knew.

我心里的感觉是

The feeling in my heart is

感觉是什么

What does it feel like?

行了

Okay.

今天我这车停这儿了

Today my car is parked here.

就立刻就放心了

Then I felt relieved right away.

果不其然

As expected.

大王跟大哥说

The king said to the eldest brother.

你看今天我们就最后一天在这录音了

You see, today is our last day recording here.

你就让他停这儿吧

Just let him stop here.

以后我们就搬家了

We will move house in the future.

什么什么的

Whatever.

不是

No.

然后大哥就说

Then the elder brother said.

那停这儿吧

Let's stop here.

秒变脸

Instantly change face

对

Yes.

秒变脸

Instantly change expressions.

他也挺奇怪

He is also quite strange.

我刚才说他

I just mentioned him.

就是他一直就跟那种闲适马大姐一样

He's always been like that laid-back Aunt Ma.

他给人搬自行车

He helps people move bicycles.

反正路过的人

Just passing by.

他都要管个事

He has to take care of everything.

然后他就一直

Then he just kept on.

不是他道不出来

It's not that he can't express it.

你不敢说

You dare not say.

他搬自行车

He is moving the bicycle.

他在那儿

He is there.

反正他一直就管各种闲事

Anyway, he's always been meddling in other people's business.

你知道吧

You know, right?

然后突然他一直盯着大门口

Then suddenly he kept staring at the front door.

那个白色车看

That white car looks...

然后他后来说

Then he said later.

然后他就走过去了

Then he walked over.

然后我就看到车上是你了

Then I saw that it was you in the car.

你知道吧

You know, right?

然后他戴着墨镜

Then he wore sunglasses.

穿一黑衣服

Wearing black clothes.

一牛仔裤

A pair of jeans.

然后一身的纹身

Then a body full of tattoos.

你知道吧

You know, right?

戴墨镜

Wearing sunglasses.

他还没把那个镜框架上去

He hasn't framed that picture yet.

或者取下来

Or take it off.

我心想他应该是去说

I thought he should go tell.

怎么不让停了

Why don't you stop?

就这种

Just this kind.

就他一去

Just as he left.

像个男人一样

Like a man.

走着大八字

Walking with a big stride.

就外八字走过去说

Just walk over with an outwardly turned walk and say.

大哥让我们停下吧

Big brother, let us stop.

最后一次在这录音了

This is the last time recording here.

我觉得

I think.

然后我在这停车的时候

Then when I parked here

因为我开着车窗嘛

Because I have the car window open.

大哥跟大王说

The elder brother said to the king.

吃饭了吗

Have you eaten?

吃了吃了吃了

Eaten, eaten, eaten.

然后大哥说

Then the older brother said.

又你们要搬家呀

Are you moving again?

他说是啊是啊

He said yes, yes.

然后大哥说

Then the elder brother said.

那搬到更大地去了

Then moved to a bigger place.

就是聊起来了

Just started chatting.

你知道吗

Do you know?

以后见不着了什么的

I won't be able to see you anymore or something like that.

以后再也见不着了

We will never see each other again.

你俩可以每天晚上视频

You two can video call every night.

是

Yes

说以后见不着了

Said that we won't see each other again.

说没事

Say it's nothing.

以后

Later

那个要来这边

That person is coming here.

把车停着什么的

Park the car or something.

然后不就能又见着了吗

Then we can see each other again, right?

对

Yes.

然后我就

Then I...

然后我当时就想说

Then I thought to myself.

你们俩是不是有事啊

Are you two up to something?

是他认了

It was he who acknowledged it.

是

Yes

有事

There's something going on.

我估计他俩真是有事

I suspect those two really have something going on.

有事

Something is happening.

所以

So

好吧

Okay.

今天就算是

Even today...

我们俩都激情裸聊

We both had a passionate nude chat.

所以今天就算是

So today is considered to be.

我在303第一回

I am in 303 for the first time.

顺顺当当的把这声音

Smoothly and steadily bring this sound.

没想到你在303

I didn't expect you to be in 303.

可能是最后一次录音的时候

It might be the last recording time.

是第一次

It's the first time.

把车

Take the car.

顺顺当当的停在这

Parked smoothly here.

每一次都必须得被轰

Every time it must be bombarded.

你知道吗

Do you know?

幸福也是来得有点突然

Happiness also arrives a bit suddenly.

我真是没想到

I really didn't expect that.

真的真的是没想到

I really didn't expect this at all.

没关系

No problem.

算是一个圆满嘛

Is it considered complete?

对不对

Right or wrong?

圆满圆满圆满

Perfection, perfection, perfection.

你总算是进来一回

You finally made it in once.

咱们搬录音室了之后

After we move the recording studio.

想停哪儿停哪儿

Stop wherever you want.

我帮你们看好场地了

I have secured the venue for you.

你们开房车也能停个时间

You can also park the RV for a while.

据说那边挺大的

It is said that it is quite large over there.

是不是

Isn't it?

那边

Over there.

我没去过

I haven't been there.

对

Yes.

去过内蒙古吗

Have you been to Inner Mongolia?

看过大草原吗

Have you seen the vast grassland?

就是闭着眼

Just closing my eyes.

开呗

Let's open it.

是不是闭着眼开

Is it opening with eyes closed?

对

Yes.

还没有植物

Not yet any plants.

就是不用

Just don't need to.

不用可惜那些植物

No need to regret those plants.

那些小生命

Those small lives.

对

Yes.

玩个漂移啊

Let's play a drift!

什么的

What kind of (something)?

飙飙车

Racing cars.

好期待啊

I'm so looking forward to it!

你还说呢

You still say that.

好期待

Looking forward to it!

你还说呢

You still say that?

我刚学会了

I just learned.

如何从我们家

How to get from our house.

坐公共汽车来这

Take the bus here.

我最近来录节目

I recently came to record a show.

因为这一礼拜都来嘛

Because you came this week.

就是每天都是坐公共汽车来

I take the bus every day.

出我们家门口

Out the door of our house.

坐一个车

Take a car.

然后坐到西直门

Then sit at Xizhimen.

然后从西直门坐107

Then take bus 107 from Xizhimen.

然后坐到

Then sat down to.

咱们坐到那个鼓楼

Let's sit by that Drum Tower.

从鼓楼走过来

Walk over from the Drum Tower.

刚学会

Just learned.

原来都是坐地铁

It turns out they all took the subway.

刚刚刚走

Just left.

后来发现这么招近

Later found out how close this is.

然后最近才学会了

Then I only learned it recently.

结果

Result

搬家了

Moved.

不会说真的

Can't really say so.

搬家离我倒近点

Move a bit closer to me.

你要点脸吧

You should have some shame.

是吗

Really?

是啊

Yes.

我可住牛栏山啊

I can live in Niulang Mountain.

你别忘了

Don't forget.

牛栏山我不知道在哪

I don't know where Niulanshan is.

在东南角

In the southeast corner.

出了六环了已经

It's already past the sixth ring.

行

Okay.

那以后你多录点

Then you should record more after that.

你帮我做班子

You help me organize the team.

要不

How about it?

没有

No.

没有钱

No money.

以后你多录节目

You should record more shows in the future.

你多录节目

You should record more shows.

也行

That works too.

把那儿当我仓库

Treat that place as my warehouse.

我就上来做班

I'll just come up to be in charge.

喵姐

Sister Meow

收集了

Collected

对

Yes.

基本上是所有

Basically all.

我们全堂算

We all calculate together.

所有的主播

All the anchors.

还有一些工作人员

There are still some staff members.

的一些

some

辞职申请

Resignation application

的一些那个

Some of that.

就是他们

It's them.

跟303这个地方

With this place 303.

的故事

The story.

然后呢

And then?

这个我

This I

我把它列出来的

I listed it out.

这个顺序呢

This order then.

就是各位

That's everyone.

发给

Send to

给我的顺序

Give me the order.

按时间顺序

In chronological order.

排名部分先后

Ranking in order.

谁先发的

Who sent it first?

我就先念谁的

I'll read whose first.

然后有一部分

Then there is a part.

可能就是还没有给

Maybe it hasn't been given yet.

喵姐

Sister Meow

然后他们可能就是

Then they might just be.

可能最近工作忙啊

It might be that work has been busy lately.

或者说那个

Or say that.

没有时间写啊

I don't have time to write.

什么的

What kind of thing?

然后但是写了的呢

Then what about what has been written?

我们都会给大家念一下

We will read it out loud for everyone.

基本上大部分都是写的

Most of it is basically written.

你明明就删了几个

You clearly deleted a few.

我哪有删

I didn't delete anything.

对

Yes.

你说那几个

Which ones are you talking about?

就是比你长好看

It's just better looking than you.

你都删了

You deleted everything.

比如说高情

For example, high emotions.

对

Yes.

那咱们就先从

Then let's start from

这个

This

第一个给我发来的

The first one who sent it to me.

我们鸳鸯锅的

Our couple's pot.

陈苏苏

Chen Susu

来开始念

Let's start reading.

谁来

Who is coming?

你来

You come.

我来

I am coming.

陈苏苏

Chen Susu

303对于我来说

303 means a lot to me.

最有意义的

Most meaningful

就是二楼休息的沙发

It's the sofa in the second-floor lounge.

记得有一段时间

I remember there was a time.

加班很严重

Overtime is very serious.

因为身体疲惫

Because the body is tired.

和压力太大

And the pressure is too great.

我经常失眠

I often suffer from insomnia.

或者睡得很少

Or sleep very little.

但每次到303录音的时候

But every time when it comes to the 303 recording.

我都习惯性的

I'm already accustomed to it.

跑去二楼

Run to the second floor.

躺在沙发上休息一下

Lie down on the sofa and take a rest.

每次都能心情

Every time it can affect my mood.

特别平静的

Especially calm.

安然入眠

Sleep peacefully.

小睡一会儿

Take a nap for a while.

就像在

Just like in

家里一样

Just like home.

有时甚至比家

Sometimes it's even better than home.

更让我觉得亲近

Makes me feel even closer.

那里有大家熟悉的味道

There is a familiar taste that everyone knows.

熟悉的声音

Familiar voice

大部分时间回到家

Most of the time, I return home.

却只有我自己

But only I am left.

我虽然不是一个

Although I am not a

喜欢热闹的人

People who enjoy being lively.

但有熟悉的朋友在身边

But there are familiar friends around.

即使不与我交谈

Even if you don't talk to me.

也会觉得很满足

It will also feel very satisfying.

很亲切

Very kind.

对

Yes.

说到这个二楼的沙发

Speaking of the sofa on the second floor.

我也很喜欢

I like it very much too.

在那个沙发上睡

Sleep on that sofa.

你是不是想要啊

Do you want it?

我真曾经想过这事

I really have thought about this matter.

你知道吗

Do you know?

鸳鸯我是你的脸

Mandarin Duck, I am your face.

你不要我好吗

Do you not want me?

你

You

你说我没坏的那几半

You said I don't have the bad parts.

好嘞

Alright.

对

Correct.

你知道我就是

You know it's me.

我刚来这的时候

When I first came here

那会儿也是跟苏苏一样

At that time, it was the same as Su Su.

也是工作压力很大

The work pressure is also quite high.

什么的嘛

What is it?

就是每一次来

It's just every time I come.

我都在那沙发上躺会儿

I'll lie down on that sofa for a while.

然后她躺的时候

Then when she lies down

姿势特别安详

The posture is particularly serene.

她会把两个手

She will put both hands.

交叉的放在小腹

Crossed over the lower abdomen.

然后通常情况下

Then usually.

我都特欠的那种

I'm the kind that really owes a lot.

过去探探鼻息啊

In the past, I used to feel the breath.

或者拍张照片啊

Or take a photo.

什么的

What is it?

然后对

Then yes.

她曾经

She once

她曾经拍过一张照片

She once took a photo.

我躺在沙发上睡觉

I am lying on the sofa sleeping.

当时我睡得着着的

At that time, I was dozing off.

着着的

keeping on

我也不知道

I don't know either.

然后那个

Then that

等我下来了醒了

Wait for me to come down and wake up.

一看微博

As soon as I check Weibo.

好多条at我的什么的

So many messages mention me or something.

然后就是她

Then it's her.

拍了我一个

Took a picture of me.

在沙发上躺着睡觉的

Lying on the sofa sleeping.

然后呢

And then?

在边上写了一什么

What was written on the side?

写一什么话来着

What should I write?

不是

No.

那是有一次

That was once.

咱俩一块出差

We'll go on a business trip together.

咱俩出差在上海

We are on a business trip in Shanghai.

我拍了一个

I took a photo.

我说我要不要过去探探鼻息

I said whether I should go over and take a look.

因为苗苏姐她睡觉

Because Sister Miao Su is sleeping.

她没有

She doesn't have it.

她没有不好的毛病

She has no bad habits.

她没有什么咬牙

She doesn't have much to grit her teeth about.

放屁

Fart.

叭嘴嘴什么

What is a "ba zui zui"?

她都没有

She has none.

她一动不动

She stood still.

而且她喘气的声音

And her breathing sounds.

特别就没有

Especially not.

然后我觉得

Then I feel

就是像

Just like that.

像

Like

像像像像

Like like like like

睡着了一样死了

Died as if asleep.

然后我就

Then I just

对

Correct.

就不知道她的

Just don't know about her.

长眠还怎么样

What about eternal sleep?

各种人在耗着血

Various people are draining their blood.

安息吧

Rest in peace.

我都这样写

I write like this.

后来我说

Later I said.

探探鼻息

Explore the nasal breath.

放心了

Rest assured.

就是还活着

Just staying alive.

对

Correct.

但是大王读完

But the king finished reading.

苏苏说这段话之后

After Su Su said this,

我们能把前面

We can put it in front.

就我回忆在303的

As far as I recall in 303.

第一次

First time

剪了

Cut it.

我重新来吗

Should I start over?

为什么

Why

原来大家都要走

It turns out everyone is leaving.

这种路线

This route.

人跟人的感受

The feelings between people.

是不一样的

It is not the same.

我第一次来303的时候

When I came to 303 for the first time

我就觉得

I just feel that.

怎么会有

How could there be?

接着念下一段

Next, read the next paragraph.

下一段

Next section.

下一个人

Next person.

对

Correct.

下一个人是阿子姐

The next person is Sister Azi.

阿主编

Ah, editor-in-chief.

阿主

Lord

对

Yes.

我们办公室的

Our office's

那个主任

That director.

那个高兴你来

I'm glad you came.

高兴来

Glad to be here.

阿主编的

Editor-in-Chief's

第一次来303

First time here at 303.

丁猛就告诉我

Ding Meng just told me.

说大师说

The master said.

303里有一位大哥

There is a big brother in room 303.

是上世纪

It is the last century.

上世纪过去的英魂

The heroic souls of the last century.

这种封建迷信的事

Such feudal superstition matters.

我最感兴趣

I am most interested.

就想着

Just thinking.

跟大哥沟通一下

Communicate with big brother a bit.

尝试了各种办法

Tried various methods.

在二楼睡觉

Sleeping on the second floor.

等着他

Waiting for him.

等托梦

Wait for a dream.

一个人自言自语

A person is talking to themselves.

等接下茶

Wait for the tea to be served.

打坐入定

Meditation and concentration.

等开天眼什么的

Waiting for the opening of the heavenly eye and so on.

然而可能是我法力

However, it may be my magical power.

太过低微

Too lowly.

大哥并没有搭理我

The older brother didn't pay attention to me.

他就像一个慈祥的老者

He is like a kind old man.

静默地陪着我们录音

Silently accompanying us while recording.

看着我们吃好吃的

Watching us eat delicious food.

嘻嘻哈哈

Hehe, haha.

热热闹闹

Lively and bustling.

一年又一年

Year after year.

我跟你说

I tell you.

这事啊

This matter, ah.

我真不知道

I really don't know.

就是

Just is.

我现在有一种

I have a feeling right now.

所有人都知道

Everyone knows.

只有我

Only me.

我也不知道

I don't know either.

这种感觉

This feeling.

对

Correct.

你的意思是说

What you mean is...

你现在有一种

You have a kind of...

陈宇凡的感觉吗

Chen Yufan's feelings?

你讨厌

You hate.

对

Yes.

所以就是

So basically, it's...

这大哥是怎么回事

What's going on with this guy?

大哥希望你保佑我

Big brother hopes you will bless me.

打麻将赢钱

Winning money while playing Mahjong.

好吗

Okay?

对

Correct.

而且据说

Moreover, it is said that...

后来我跟那个阿姊姐

Later I went with that older sister.

聊了两句

Had a brief chat.

说就是

Just say it.

他就不走

He just won't leave.

好像是说

It seems to say.

曾经请过他走

I once asked him to leave.

还是怎么着

Or what?

主任在边上

The director is旁边.

是说曾经请过他走

It means that he was once asked to leave.

还是什么

Still what?

就是

That's right.

就是在这儿

It's right here.

就

Just

对

Yes.

因为

Because

这事到底是怎么回事啊

What exactly is going on with this matter?

最后最后

Finally, finally.

还有丁梦的一段录音

There is also a recording from Ding Meng.

他把这事给

He gave this matter to.

好好的说了一下

I spoke about it properly.

到时候最后

In the end, at that time.

咱听丁梦的一段录音

Let's listen to a recording of Ding Meng.

吓人

Scary

好

Good.

对但是

But yes

有点吓人

A bit scary.

但是其实

But in fact

你有时候你会觉得

Sometimes you will feel

有这么一个

There is such a thing.

在边上陪着

Staying by your side.

也挺好玩的

It's quite fun too.

是不是

Is it?

对啊

Yeah.

他好像也没

He doesn't seem to either.

也没干什么

Not much either.

我是那种胆子

I am that kind of courage.

特别小的

Very small.

但是

But

但是我可是

But I am.

曾经一个人

Once alone.

在303里头

Inside 303.

剪片的熬了一整宿

Staying up all night editing the video.

就坐在那个

Just sit there.

咱们那个小储藏室边上

Next to our little storage room.

你怎么知道

How do you know?

你是坐在椅子上

You are sitting on the chair.

也许你坐在哥哥的腿上

Maybe you are sitting on your brother's lap.

也没准

It might not be certain.

怪不得那天老觉得

No wonder I felt that way that day.

他暖我的

He warms me.

是吗

Is it?

一整宿

The whole night.

都觉得

All feel.

并不孤单

Not alone.

好

Good.

接着说

Continue speaking.

这个云青

This cloud is blue.

我们的

Ours

云青道长

Daoist Yunqing

我们最新一任的录音师

Our latest recording engineer.

道长是

The Taoist priest is

说得起

Able to speak of it.

说起这个

Speaking of this.

录音师

Sound engineer

我们在303经历了

We experienced it in 303.

最早最早呢

As early as possible.

是小萌

It's Xiao Meng.

你还记得吗

Do you remember?

对

Correct.

小萌是

Xiao Meng is

第一版夜话的

The first edition of Night Talk.

那个片头

That opening.

就是

That's it.

亲爱的

Dear

你想吃点什么呀

What do you want to eat?

你饿不饿

Are you hungry?

是我跟他配的吗

Am I a match for him?

我说

I said.

当时没男的了

At that time, there were no men.

对

Correct.

当时没男的

At that time, there were no men.

他说

He said.

要不咱们

How about we...

要不咱们吃川菜吧

How about we have Sichuan cuisine?

我说

I said.

太热了

It's too hot.

太辣了

Too spicy.

他说

He said.

那咱吃火锅吧

Then let's have hot pot.

我说

I said.

太热了

It's too hot.

那你想吃什么

So what do you want to eat?

都行

Anything is fine.

然后

Then

对

Yes.

然后小萌萌呢

Then little Mengmeng.

不由自主的

Involuntarily.

但是词里没有这么写

But the words are not written like this.

词里就应该是

It should be in the words.

这个男的就不说话了

This man stopped talking.

然后萌萌实在是

Then Mengmeng really is...

憋不住说一句

Can't help but say a word.

操

Fuck.

对

Correct.

就是觉得我们写的词啊

It's just that I feel the words we wrote...

太矫情了

It's so pretentious.

对

Yes.

那是小萌

That is Xiao Meng.

之后呢

What happens next?

就是

Exactly.

小勇

Little Yong

不是小勇

It's not Xiaoyong.

小萌小勇中间

Little Meng and Little Yong in the middle.

还有一个

One more.

就是戴眼镜的

It's the one wearing glasses.

就是跟

Just with

那会跟小董走在一起

At that time, I would be walking with Xiao Dong.

就像一个康夫

Just like a Kongfu.

一个大熊

A big bear.

他叫什么来着

What was his name again?

我突然给忘了

I suddenly forgot.

那个

That.

康夫

Kangfu

康夫跟

Kangfu follows.

不是

No.

野笔和大熊

Wild Pen and Big Bear

就是萌萌

It's just cute.

萌萌是戴眼镜

Mengmeng wears glasses.

那个小白白

That little white one.

不是

No.

小白白

Little White

小白白是小白白

Little White is Little White.

萌萌是他之前的一个

Mengmeng is one of his previous ones.

有小爪

There are small claws.

一开始

At the beginning

那个

That one.

那个野笔

That wild pen.

因为我们老管叫野笔

Because we often call it a wild pen.

我给你

I give you.

我微信里有萌萌

I have Mengmeng in my WeChat.

我给你找萌萌

I'll find Mengmeng for you.

找到就是萌萌

Finding it is adorable.

不是

No.

他不叫萌萌

He is not called Mengmeng.

因为我老管叫野笔

Because I often call it a wild pen.

所以我把他真名给忘了

So I forgot his real name.

第二个

The second one.

然后第三个呢

Then the third one.

是

Yes

小董

Little Dong

红领巾

Red scarf

客串了

Made a guest appearance.

一段录音师

A sound engineer

他那会儿呢

What was he doing then?

就是

That's it.

在咱们这儿负责

In charge here.

就是更新微信啊

It's just to update WeChat.

什么的

What?

那会儿他弄了一些

At that time, he made some.

什么野生喵啊

What wild cat is this?

怎么怎么着

What's going on?

野生大王

Wild King

什么的

What?

有一天野生喵啊

One day a wild cat appeared.

上什么

What to put on?

门口采蘑菇

Picking mushrooms at the door.

什么的

What kind of thing?

就他老在微信上

He's always on WeChat.

发点这个

Send this a bit.

那是

That is.

那是小董

That is Xiao Dong.

小董完了以后

After Xiao Dong is done.

琪琪

Qiqi

没错

That's right.

我是什么叫小爪

What do I mean by "little claw"?

谁叫小爪

Who calls Xiao Zhua?

小萌是那个小爪

Xiao Meng is that little claw.

琪琪是小白白

Qiqi is a little white.

然后是小董

Then there's Xiao Dong.

琪琪

Qiqi

是我们琪琪

It's us, Qiqi.

对

Correct.

没错

That's right.

琪琪

Qiqi

天惊了

Heaven is shocked.

小爪

Little claw

小爪是不是

Is it Little Claw?

你相好

You are in love.

然后小董完了呢

Then Xiao Dong is done.

是小勇

It's Xiao Yong.

汪勇

Wang Yong

我这个时候来了

I came at this time.

这个时候就有高兴了

At this moment, there is happiness.

然后小勇完了

Then Xiaoyong finished.

是现在云青

It's now Yunqing.

对

Yes.

云青是小勇

Yun Qing is Xiao Yong.

介绍来的

Introduced by.

好像是

It seems that way.

继承人

Heir

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

继承人

Heir

然后当时他刚来的时候

Then, when he first arrived.

我还曾经评价过

I have also commented on it before.

云青比小勇长得好看

Yun Qing is better looking than Xiao Yong.

真的吗

Really?

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

我当时告诉勇

I told Yong at that time.

然后现在是云青

Then now it is Yun Qing.

云青给我发来的

What Yunqing sent me.

他是这么说的

He said so.

第一次来303

This is my first time coming to 303.

跟之前的录音师勇哥交班

Handing over duties to the previous sound engineer, Brother Yong.

当时录的是咱们的两性节目

At that time, we recorded our gender relationship show.

时色性也

The nature of time and color.

在这之前并没听过唐聪广播

I had never heard of Tang Cong's broadcast before this.

当时坐在旁边小椅子上

At that time, I was sitting on the small chair next to it.

听着齐哥和小飘

Listen to Qi Ge and Xiao Piao.

聊一个多小时的两性

Discussing gender for more than an hour.

心想这个广播怎么这样啊

I wonder why this broadcast is like this.

不会其他节目也是这样的吧

Other programs probably aren't like this, right?

不应

should not

他我觉得这时候

I think this is the time for him.

以

as

现在的节目来说

As for the current program,

现在对云青的了解

Understanding of Yunqing now.

应该不是

It shouldn't be.

应该是这个广播

It should be this broadcast.

怎么这样

Why is that?

有点意思

A bit interesting.

有点而已

Just a little bit.

来对了

You've come to the right place.

心想

Thinking心想

这广播怎么这样

Why is this broadcast like this?

不会其他节目也是这样吧

Other programs probably do the same thing, right?

后来发现

Later found out

咱们还是有很多

We still have a lot.

不同类型的节目

Different types of programs

马上在唐聪工作快一年了

I will have been working at Tang Cong for almost a year soon.

身为唐聪录音师

As a recording engineer for Tang Cong.

在这一年当中

During this year

唐聪每期节目

Tang Cong's every episode.

都听了不止一遍

I've listened to it more than once.

唐聪的每期节目

Tang Cong's every episode

都是很好听的

They are all very nice to hear.

所以听多少遍

So how many times have you listened?

还是觉得很有意思

Still think it's very interesting.

云青你说实话

Yun Qing, please be honest.

不过要问我最喜欢听的节目

But if you ask me what my favorite program to listen to is

我觉得还是

I still think that.

时色性无联

The situation and nature are unrelated.

我觉得

I think.

如果要是我的话

If it were me

我第一次听时色性

I heard it for the first time.

可能我也会觉得

Maybe I will feel that way too.

最好听的是时色性

The most beautiful sound is the color of time.

我觉得云青有点林沐青

I think Yunqing is somewhat like Lin Muqing.

咱们这期不录女托

We won't be recording a female guest this time.

让她投稿吗

Should she submit an article?

你

You

重新读一遍吧

Read it again.

要不然

Otherwise

你自己再说一遍吧云青

You say it again, Yunqing.

你觉得最好听的节目是什么

What do you think is the best show?

你来说

You speak.

我觉得女托最好听

I think women's voices sound the best.

女托最好听

The female voice is the most beautiful.

对

Correct.

,有的

Some.

我们这样

We are like this.

这真是没点解厌了

This is really getting annoying.

是

Yes.

然后小董

Then Xiao Dong.

红领巾

Red scarf

红领巾呢

Where is the red scarf?

就是小董

It's just Xiao Dong.

小董

Little Dong

其实是跟唐聪广播

Actually, it's with Tang Cong broadcasting.

渊源挺深的

The origins are quite deep.

这么一个小朋友

Such a little child.

他现在虽然不在这

He is not here right now.

专职的工作了

Full-time job.

但是你像比如说

But you, for example...

有时候我们录电影

Sometimes we record movies.

还会叫他来

Will still ask him to come.

有的时候

Sometimes

唐聪去办一些活动

Tang Cong is going to organize some events.

会叫他来拍照片

I will ask him to come take pictures.

就是我觉得

I just think that.

很多听众

Many listeners

应该见过在活动现场

You should have seen it at the event site.

一个巨高巨壮

A giant towering figure.

对大大的那么一个小伙子

For such a big guy, he's quite a little fellow.

我见过吗

Have I seen it?

你你肯定见过他

You must have seen him.

你肯定见过他

You must have seen him.

但是你高就让大家一小伙子

But you're tall, which makes everyone else feel like a young man.

然后他之前是学体育的

Then he used to study sports.

打篮球的打篮球

Those who play basketball play basketball.

你的身高应该只见过他的大腿

You should only have seen his thighs at your height.

对对

Correct, correct.

差不多

Almost there.

对

Correct.

因为他

Because of him

呃

Uh

哈哈哈

Hahaha

行

Okay.

那我看不见他

Then I can't see him.

我对他最深的印象是有一次要干嘛去

My deepest impression of him is from a time when he was about to do something.

我拉着他去

I pulled him to go.

我当时开着我那小欧宝吗

Was I driving my little Opel at that time?

那小车

That little cart.

他就上车了

He got into the car.

往我边上一坐

Sit down next to me.

那车呜一下就下去了

The car suddenly went down with a honk.

然后我觉得我右边的光没了

Then I felt that the light on my right side was gone.

你别让他陪你陪你那个避震啊

Don't let him accompany you with that shock absorber.

真的是可能轮胎压爆了

It's really possible that the tire pressure burst.

说不定嗯嗯

Maybe, hmm hmm.

这是他写的第一次在三零三OK

This is the first time he wrote it in 303 OK.

那我来读啊

Then I will read it.

替野生大王

Substitute for the Wild King

替我们红领巾来读

Read it for our red scarf.

红领巾

Red scarf

第一次在三零三

The first time in 303.

重操

Reinstate or take up again.

老本行后制节目

Post-production programs in the old line of business.

2014年9月28日晚上

The evening of September 28, 2014.

女托第99期节目

Episode 99 of "Women Talk"

久久归一

Longing for unity.

因为当时前任录音师琪琪有了新的人生选择

Because at that time, the former sound engineer Qiqi had a new life choice.

离开了唐算

Leaving the Tang Dynasty.

所以在新的录音师到任之前

So before the new sound engineer takes office.

我就在自己的工作之外承担起了所有前期录音和后期制作的部分

I took on all the preliminary recording and post-production work outside of my own job.

因为自己之前是做电视的

Because I used to work in television.

所以节目后制起也算拿起了自己的老本行

So the post-production of the program can be considered a return to my old profession.

记得那天是妙姐过来录节目

I remember that day when Sister Miao came over to record the show.

录完之后说

After recording, say.

我跟你一起

I will go with you.

咱把国庆节后要发的那期节目剪了呗

Let's edit the episode that will be released after the National Day holiday.

我说OK

I said OK.

然后就两个人就坐在那儿开始不停的试听

Then the two of them sat there and started listening repeatedly.

切点

Cut point

捋节奏线

Pull the rhythm line.

再试听

Try listening again.

掐衔接等细节

details such as pinching and connections

当时三零三里非常安静

At that time, Sanling Sanli was very quiet.

外面有风呼呼的在吹

The wind is howling outside.

房间里就只有两个人简单但高效的对话

There were only two people in the room having a simple but efficient conversation.

往回十几秒

Go back a dozen seconds.

那个大笑那里淡出吧

That loud laugh faded away there.

其实你听这样接进来

Actually, you listen to it like this.

听感上就比较自然

The listening experience is comparatively natural.

也更有情境感

It also has a stronger sense of context.

OKOK

OKOK

那咱们就把之前的部分整个串起来试听一遍

Then let's put the previous parts together and listen to them all at once.

切点在这儿

The point is here.

上一个长剧之后

After the last long drama.

以上类似的对话来来回回

The above similar conversations go back and forth.

将近三个小时之后

Nearly three hours later.

这期节目终于露出了最终的样子

This episode has finally revealed its final form.

当时妙姐低头打了个哈欠

At that time, Sister Miao lowered her head and yawned.

转了转脖子

Rotated the neck.

我伸了个懒腰

I stretched my back.

妙姐笑着问我

Sister Miao smiled and asked me.

咱俩这也算超级老本行搭档了一回

We can say that we’ve teamed up as super veteran partners this time.

我也笑

I also laugh.

确实是

Indeed it is.

之后不久

Shortly after.

新的录音师到任

New sound engineer appointed.

我也回到了本职工作上

I have also returned to my regular work.

现在想想

Now thinking about it.

当时虽然很累

At that time, although I was very tired.

但在自己喜欢的地方

But in a place I like.

和信赖的人一起很专注的去做一件事的感觉

The feeling of working focused on something together with trusted people.

确实很好

Indeed very good.

真的

Really.

特别开心

Very happy.

303确实承载了很多人对美好事物的精神寄托

303 indeed carries the spiritual hopes of many people for beautiful things.

也见证了唐算广播一步步的成长历程

It has also witnessed the step-by-step growth of Tang Suan Broadcasting.

希望在303奉献过自己真实自我的朋友们

I hope for friends who have dedicated their true selves in 303.

能把这精神一直保持下去

Can we keep this spirit going?

我怎么觉得这个像是那种

I don’t know why, but this feels like one of those.

他要给你求婚

He wants to propose to you.

然后在结婚现场

Then at the wedding venue.

然后回忆跟你的这个过去

Then recalling the past with you.

然后

Then

你别说了

Don't say that.

没有几个男的瘦死了

Not many men died of starvation.

都快跟他有事

Almost have something to do with him.

对

Correct.

有一阵

For a while.

有一阵真的是

There was a time when it really was

作为303唯一的

As the only one of 303.

那会儿

At that time

我还真是303唯一的一个单身女性

I really am the only single woman in 303.

你是不是想说自己是搬花的那种

Are you trying to say that you are the kind who moves flowers?

我那简直

That's simply unbelievable.

你们全都是有主的人

You are all people with owners.

只有我一个有各种无限的可能性

Only I have all kinds of infinite possibilities.

好吗

Okay?

你用这样守护主导吗

Do you protect the main one like this?

康家胡同胡同花

Kangjia Hutong Hutong Flower

对

Correct.

捅花

Poke a flower.

捅花顺

Threading flowers.

是

Yes

那会儿真是觉得

At that time, I really felt...

你想那种所有的听众也都是

What kind do you want, where all the audience is also?

就是

That's it.

替你着急

Worried for you.

替我着急

Worry for me.

我记得有一阵吧

I remember there was a time.

我老跟陈哥一起

I often hang out with Brother Chen.

去吃饭

Go to eat.

然后

Then

特别巧

Especially clever.

就是每次

It's just every time.

我俩一起

The two of us together.

跑出去吃饭

Run out to eat.

都被人家拍

All taken by others.

对

Yes.

但其实你并不知道

But actually, you don't know.

其实陈哥就是想蹭车回家

Actually, Brother Chen just wants to hitch a ride home.

对

Yes.

他

He

他冒着就是

He is just risking it.

请我吃饭

Treat me to a meal.

然后传绯闻的这个危险

Then the danger of spreading rumors.

就是

That is.

好奇怪

So strange.

那次

That time.

那一段时间

That period of time.

每一次吃饭

Every meal.

都被人拍

All have been filmed by others.

然后发到微博上

Then post it on Weibo.

就爱托我们俩

Just love to rely on the two of us.

说今天看见你俩了

I saw both of you today.

什么的

What kind of thing?

就这样

Just like that.

但是

But

后来

Later

也没有

None either.

苍蝇补丁

Patchwork solution

我主要

I mainly

吃了并不开心

Eating doesn't make me happy.

因为就是吃

Because it's about eating.

然后老陈丧他

Then Old Chen is mourning him.

先开车

Drive first.

给人送到家门口

Delivered to someone's doorstep.

然后陪人在家门口吃

Then accompany someone to eat at the doorstep.

吃完了饭

Finished eating.

然后自己开车回去

Then drive back by myself.

然后自己开车回家

Then drive home by yourself.

因为那会儿我们俩

Because at that time, both of us...

只有他住东边

Only he lives in the east.

只有他和老陈住东边

Only he and Old Chen live on the east side.

对

Correct.

我真的能把他送到

I can really take him there.

他们家门口

In front of their house.

我都不知道路

I don't even know the way.

然后我再接着

Then I'll continue.

往前开就对了

Just drive forward.

所以是

So it is.

有一段时间

There was a period of time.

我们俩一块吃饭

We two are having a meal together.

吃的特别多

Eats a lot.

好接着

Okay, continue.

我连着念两个

I will recite two in a row.

欢喜的

Joyful

欢喜是我们

Joy is us.

天堂电影院的主播

The host of Cinema Paradiso.

说天要下雨

It is said that it will rain.

低书沉书要搬家

Low books and heavy books need to be moved.

我们拦也拦不住

We can't stop it even if we try.

没有人征集

No one is recruiting.

我们跟303的第一次

Our first time with 303.

那我就说两个

Then I'll say two.

为什么要说两个第一次

Why say two first times?

第一个是

The first one is

第一次踏进这屋门

The first time stepping into this room.

查了微博告诉我

Check Weibo and tell me.

那是2012年8月20日

That was August 20, 2012.

当时我还在家门口

At that time, I was still at the door of my house.

当时我还只是一个

At that time, I was just a...

普通的朝阳听众

Ordinary Chaoyang listeners

因为工作需要拍一集

Because work requires filming an episode.

关于糖蒜的节目

Regarding the program about pickled garlic.

当天正好赶上了道哥

That day happened to coincide with Dao Ge.

录道听胡说

Recording absurd hearsay.

我们到北新桥的时候

When we arrived at Beixinqiao.

道哥还在旁边胡同里头

Dao Ge is still in the alley next door.

撸串啃烤羊腿

Grilling skewers and gnawing on roasted lamb legs.

因为主持人是个美国人

Because the host is an American.

兴奋的拉着我们

Excitedly pulling us.

生生跟道哥凑了一桌

Shengsheng put together a table with Dao Ge.

道哥还一个劲的

Dao Ge is still persisting.

给他灌二锅头

Give him Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor).

俩人有鼻子有眼

The two people have noses and eyes.

对喷一钟头

Spray for one hour.

我就在边上

I'm right here.

说是盯着拍摄

It is said to be focused on filming.

其实还是紧张

Actually, I'm still nervous.

一会儿要去303了

I will be going to 303 in a little while.

后来我还在家

Later, I was still at home.

后来就去了

Then I went.

跟之前看到的

Like what I saw before.

想象的一模一样

Exactly as imagined.

整整一个晚上

The whole night.

我把所有亲切又激动

I am filled with warmth and excitement.

紧张又舒服的复杂情绪

A tense yet comfortable complex emotion.

成功掩盖在了忙碌拍摄下

Success is hidden beneath the busy shooting.

即使全程没怎么打扰大家

Even if I didn't disturb everyone much throughout the whole process.

但是还是被道哥

But still, it was Dao Ge.

刺外号西红柿炒鸡蛋

The nickname is "Tomato Scrambled Eggs."

因为我穿了黄T恤和红裙子

Because I wore a yellow T-shirt and a red skirt.

我记得他这外号

I remember his nickname.

第二个第一次

The second first time.

是翻身做主人

It is to turn over and become the master.

微博又告诉我

Weibo told me again.

那是2013年6月30日

That was June 30, 2013.

永远无法

Never able to.

忘记喵妈那条

Forget about that cat mom.

唐算想做个电影栏目

Tang Suan wants to create a movie segment.

有没有兴趣加入的微信后

Are you interested in joining WeChat later?

躲在被子里尖叫的我

Me screaming while hiding under the blankets.

而那天

And that day

我终于戴上耳机

I finally put on my headphones.

坐在话筒后

Sitting behind the microphone

反客为主

Turn the tables.

逆袭成功

Successful counterattack.

一家四口

A family of four.

第一次同框照了张相

We took a picture together for the first time.

我的粉裙子

My pink skirt.

和柔柔的白T恤

And a soft white T-shirt.

刚好无缝对接了

Just happened to fit perfectly.

粉白条的桌垫

Pink and white striped placemat.

以及桌上的零食包装

And the snack packaging on the table.

照片里的阳光很好

The sunlight in the photo is great.

窗台上的植物

Plants on the windowsill.

翠绿旺盛

Lush and vibrant green.

我们面前摆着可乐

A cola is placed in front of us.

和记得

Remember together.

密密麻麻的小本子

A densely packed little notebook.

从此

From now on

这些成为了

These have become.

天堂电影院的标配

Standard configuration of a cinema paradise.

有一张照片

There is a photo.

我拿着话筒

I am holding the microphone.

柔柔扇着扇子

Softly waving the fan.

对着旁边的父亲

Facing the father beside me.

括号

Parenthesis

父亲就是祖盟

Father is the ancestral alliance.

对着旁边的父亲狂笑

Laughing wildly at the father next to me.

一看就是嘲笑

At first glance, it's clearly mockery.

而父亲则是

As for the father, he is

一脸的无奈和尴尬

A face full of helplessness and awkwardness.

但嘴角也在笑着

But the corner of the mouth is also smiling.

这就是从那天之后

This is after that day.

我们在303的常态

Our normal state in 303.

笑着怼着笑着

Smiling while arguing, smiling all the while.

说到底

After all

搬家搬的是地儿

Moving is about changing the place.

搬不走心

Can't move the heart.

人在哪

Where are the people?

家就在哪

Where is home?

接下来呢

What comes next?

有一个是

There is one.

欢喜经常带来的

Joy often brings.

一个小朋友

A little friend.

他叫鸦鸦

His name is Yaya.

鸦鸦呢

Where is Yaya?

是欢喜介绍到了

It was joy that introduced us.

唐算来的

Tang is coming.

等于是一个小孩

It's like a child.

然后他曾经

Then he once

前一阵子吧

A little while ago.

也在帮我打理了

Also helping me take care of it.

一段我的生意

A segment of my business.

给我帮了很多忙

You have helped me a lot.

对对对

Right, right, right.

然后他现在

Then he is now.

是去考研了

I am going to take the postgraduate entrance exam.

要去上学了

Time to go to school.

所以就是

So it's just that.

我也征集了一下

I also gathered some opinions.

他跟唐算的

He is calculating with Tang.

303的第一次

The first time of 303.

他是这么说的

He said it like this.

第一次

First time

到303是欢喜

Reaching 303 brings joy.

带着我去旁听

Take me to audit.

天堂电影院

Cinema Paradiso

从无图模式

From no image mode.

转换到现场直播的感觉

The feeling of switching to a live broadcast.

就是紧张

Just nervous.

加开心到爆炸

So happy that it feels like I'm going to explode.

扫射屋里的所有

Shoot all in the room.

完全一双眼睛不够用

A pair of eyes is simply not enough.

不好意思多说话

Sorry for talking too much.

听大家录节目后

After listening to everyone record the program.

在

At

听大家录节目

Listening to everyone recording the show.

在后面呵呵呵呵乐

Laughing at the back, haha.

其实在和303

Actually in contact with 303.

第一次见面之前

Before the first meeting.

还有个0.5次的探访

There is also a 0.5 visit.

当时和一起

At that time together.

听唐算的小伙伴

Listen to Tang Suan's companions.

凭借着节目里提过的

Based on what was mentioned in the program.

方家胡同46号

No. 46 Fangjia Alley

院一路找过来

Came over along the yard road.

在楼下看见

Saw it downstairs.

唐算广播的楼层指示标

Floor indicator sign for the Tang Broadcast Building.

借着月光脸儿傻乐

With the moonlight, my face beams with a foolish smile.

和他咔嚓来张合影

Take a photo with him.

PS

PS

我猜好多小伙伴

I guess many little friends.

也这样路过合影过

Also passing by and taking photos like this.

哈哈哈

Hahaha

突然想到

Suddenly thought of.

这大概和微博上

This is probably related to Weibo.

有很多人去

Many people go.

假圆圆家打卡一样

Just like Jia Yuanyuan's family clocking in.

我们也来唐算打卡

We also came to Tangshan to check in.

看着录制陪我们

Watching the recording with us.

看看录制陪我们

Let's see the recording together.

上课下课

Class begins, class ends.

睡觉工作节目的老潮

The old trend of sleep and work programs.

也许下次

Maybe next time.

再去蹭听节目

Go listen to the program again.

就要在新家了

It's about to be in the new home.

那就借着回忆

Then let's borrow from memories.

和303说一声再见吧

Say goodbye to 303.

我觉得像大王啊

I feel like a king.

还有之前我们其他的

There are also our previous ones.

其实我们都收到过

Actually, we have all received it.

这样的微博上面的at

Such an @ on Weibo.

对吧

Right?

在楼下跟303的

Downstairs with 303.

这个标牌合了一张

This sign matches a sheet.

拍照什么的

Taking photos and such.

对有的甚至上楼上来

Some even come up to the upstairs.

在门口拍张照片

Take a photo at the door.

然后at我们

Then at us.

说我们来了什么的

They said we have arrived, or something like that.

但是就是很不巧的

But it's just very unfortunate.

就是大部分人来的时候

It's just that most people come when...

咱们都不在

We're not around.

其实对吧

Actually, right?

对吧

Right?

好多人都觉得

Many people feel that

来了就能碰上咱们

When you come, you will be able to meet us.

但是其实大家也知道

But actually, everyone knows as well.

我们都是兼职嘛

We are all part-timers.

对

Correct.

是吧

Is that so?

兼职在这个地方

Part-time job in this place.

差不多一个月来的频繁

Frequent occurrences for almost a month.

你像大王来的频繁一些

You come as frequently as a king.

对

Yes.

大王来的比较频繁

The king comes quite often.

是一个月能有个四五回

It can happen four or five times a month.

我这一礼拜

This week for me.

我就来几回啊

I've only been here a few times.

我基本上反正每个礼拜

I basically go every week anyway.

都能有个两三回

Can have two or three times.

这样

Like this.

对

Correct.

所以大王

So, my king.

其实大王是对这个屋子算是比较熟悉的一个人

Actually, the king is quite familiar with this house.

对吧

Right?

咱俩不是同一天来的吗

Didn't we both arrive on the same day?

对

Yes.

咱俩一开始是同一天来的

We both arrived on the same day at the beginning.

同一天来的

Came on the same day.

咱俩的故事往后再说啊

Let's talk about our story later.

好

Okay.

往后再说

Let's talk about it later.

往后慢慢再说

Let's talk about it slowly later.

来

Come

接着

Next

接着来一个

Next, one more.

我觉得尹丹这个呀

I think Yin Dan is this.

得高兴来念

"Come and read happily."

高兴来念

Happy to recite.

为什么

Why?

因为他之前以为五个案件是一段

Because he previously thought the five cases were one segment.

对

Yes.

你这不是

This is not you.

所以

So

这个

This

他是这个主播

He is this主播.

我没见过吧

I haven't seen it, right?

这个

This

他是

He is.

叶化的

Leaf-like

他不是迪蒙的老婆吗

Isn't she Dimon's wife?

呃

Uh

叶化的另一个主播叫瑞书的

Another host of Ye Hua is called Rui Shu.

是迪蒙的老婆

It's Dimon's wife.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

他现在还没理清楚

He still hasn't figured it out.

我没见过

I have not seen it.

其实你见过

Actually, you have seen it.

就是咱们年会的时候

It's just when we have our annual meeting.

尹丹和安琪正正的

Yin Dan and An Qi are just right.

我没吃过那么好的饭

I have never had such a good meal.

我认真吃饭去了

I went to eat seriously.

我哪记得

I don't remember.

关键是年会那天呀

The key is on the day of the annual meeting.

咱那桌子太大了

Our table is too big.

然后呢

And then?

每人眼前都有一堆

Everyone has a pile in front of them.

所以大家都盯着眼前那堆三文鱼呢

So everyone is staring at the pile of salmon in front of them.

真是看不见对面的人

I really can't see the person on the other side.

明白

Understood.

对

Yes.

他们大概坐在哪个方位啊

They are probably sitting in which direction?

当时

At that time.

当时他就在你正对面

At that time, he was right across from you.

尹丹就在你正对面

Yin Dan is right in front of you.

不是

No.

斜对角

Diagonal

怎么

How?

高兴坐我边上嘛

Are you happy to sit next to me?

嗯

Hmm.

他在斜对角那儿嘛

He is over there at the diagonal.

尹丹他

Yin Dan he.

尹丹跟安助理

Yin Dan and Assistant An

坐在你跟

Sitting next to you.

你爱着诚哥

You love Cheng Ge.

嗯

Hmm.

你正对面是他们俩

They are directly across from you.

反正你旁边

Anyway, you're next to me.

反正年会的时候

Anyway, during the annual meeting.

喵姐旁边的那

The one next to Meow Jie.

那几个人我不认识

I don't know those few people.

然后我

Then I

对面的我也不认识

I don't know the person opposite me either.

那几个姐姐是咱们的财务法务

Those sisters are our finance and legal staff.

哎

Sigh.

当时早知道要报下大

At that time, I should have known to report it earlier.

腿每个月都给我发错工资

Every month, they send my salary incorrectly.

多好

How nice!

对

Yes.

那几个姐姐是财务法务

Those sisters are in finance and legal affairs.

嗯

Um.

我读一下这个尹丹主播的啊

I will read a bit about this anchor Yin Dan.

不好意思

Sorry.

把你加错人了

You added the wrong person.

如果说我是个特别煽情的人

If I said I am a particularly sentimental person.

可以说303改变了我的人生轨迹

You could say that 303 changed the trajectory of my life.

即使我不是

Even if I am not.

这句话倒是没错了

This sentence is indeed correct.

大概是12年

About 12 years.

我还是一个出入出版社不久的编辑

I am still an editor who has just entered the publishing industry.

因之前留学时期意外发现唐算广播

Due to an unexpected discovery of Tang Suan Broadcasting during my previous study abroad period.

帮我排解了很多孤独

Helped me relieve a lot of loneliness.

因此在自己有想法做选题时

Therefore, when I have an idea for a topic.

第一时间想到了唐算

The first thing that came to mind was Tang Suan.

也没有其他途径

There are no other avenues.

就微博私信了老陈

I just sent a private message to Lao Chen on Weibo.

于是

So

后来在北京一个雾霾爆表的傍晚

Later, on an evening in Beijing when the smog levels were off the charts.

我来到303

I arrived at 303.

后来的故事大家也就知道了

The later story, everyone already knows.

我现在有时也在想

I sometimes think about it now.

这件事情还是做得不好

This matter was still not handled well.

那个时候的自己太稚嫩

I was too naïve back then.

没有给唐算争取到更好的出版条件

Did not secure better publishing conditions for Tang.

没有做到更好的推广

Didn't do a better job of promotion.

总之还是有些亏欠

In summary, there is still some debt.

感谢瑞书的邀请

Thank you for the invitation, Ruishu.

能够以主播身份加入

Able to join as a host.

又在14年5月的一天

On a day in May 2014 again.

在喵姐精心安排下

Under the careful arrangement of Sister Meow

录了一期电影

Recorded a movie episode.

结识了

Met.

安安

Hello.

安晴

Anqing

这个字都晴

This character means "clear" or "sunny."

这又是谁

Who is this again?

这就是安助理

This is Assistant An.

结识了安晴

Met Anqing.

括号

Parentheses

估计她没写这段

I guess she didn't write this part.

括号收

Bracket collection.

当时她坐在我右边

At that time, she was sitting to my right.

手里好像拿着一本邮差

It seems like I am holding a postman (mailman) book.

当时感觉她

At that time, I felt that she...

人白话少

People speak less colloquially.

还挺舒服的

It's quite comfortable.

也没多想

Didn't think much about it either.

后来我问过她

Later, I asked her.

好多次初次印象

Many first impressions.

她都扯七扯八的扯开

She dragged everything apart.

不过她倒是说过

However, she did say.

当时她看到我右侧鼻梁上

At that time, she saw on the bridge of my nose on the right side.

有个小疤

There is a small scar.

和她左侧鼻梁上的疤

The scar on the bridge of her left nose.

几乎对称

Almost symmetric

心里倒是想了一下的

I did think about it in my heart.

终于到了今年

Finally, this year has arrived.

我们要拍婚纱照

We want to take wedding photos.

找的叽叽喳喳照相馆

The bustling photo studio I found.

因为他们不会给人拍什么

Because they won't take photos of anyone.

大城堡

Great Castle

大皇冠

Great Crown

怪吓人的那种婚纱

A creepy kind of wedding dress.

我想说

I want to say.

我要去唐算拍一组

I want to go to Tang to take a set of photos.

拍随意舒服

Take it easy and feel comfortable.

有我们故事的照片

Photos of our story.

我买了一条小白棉蕾丝

I bought a small white cotton lace.

小白棉什么鬼

What the hell is "little white cotton"?

我买了一条白色的蕾丝吊带裙

I bought a white lace camisole dress.

拍的时候戴了头纱

Wore a veil while taking pictures.

安晴穿着我们领证时

Anqing was wearing what we had when we got our marriage certificate.

穿的白衬衣

Wearing a white shirt.

在303各处拍下了

Took photos all over 303.

羞耻的婚纱照

Shameful wedding photos

羞耻的婚纱照太好了

The shameful wedding photos are so good.

拍的时候由于缺觉

Due to lack of sleep during filming.

姿势难摆

Difficult to pose.

尴尬

Awkward.

加上两点还有录音

In addition to the two points, there is also a recording.

光想着快快快

Just thinking about getting it done quickly.

真不容易

It's really not easy.

拍完要走的时候

When it’s time to leave after the shoot.

又觉得怎么这么快

I feel like it's happening so fast again.

安晴和尹丹也算是

Anqing and Yindan can also be considered.

咱们在唐算里面

We are in the Tang Dynasty.

成功撮合的一对了

A successful match has been made.

其实唐算成功撮合了

In fact, Tang successfully facilitated it.

好多对

Many pairs.

包括一开始

Including from the beginning.

就最早最早

Just the earliest of the early.

还没到303的时候

It's not yet time for 303.

最早陈哥和迪蒙

At first, Chen Ge and Dimeng.

两个人的时候

When there are two people

他俩好了

They are good together.

那会还没有他俩

At that time, they were not there yet.

陈哥和迪蒙

Chen Ge and Dimeng

有很多

There are many.

那已经十几年了吧

That's been over ten years, hasn't it?

有一帮

There is a group.

听众

Audience

那会他们就跟朋友一样

At that time, they were like friends.

一直到现在也是

It still is until now.

跟咱们就跟朋友似的

It's like being friends with us.

老在一块玩

Always playing together.

成了两对

Became two pairs.

其中有一对

There is a pair among them.

今年节的婚

This year's festive wedding.

去年节的婚

Last year's festival wedding.

非常非常非常

Very very very.

时间长的一帮人

A group of people who have been together for a long time.

然后又到这来

Then come here again.

有一段时间

For a while.

就是一对一对一对

It's just a pair, a pair, a pair.

都是这样

It's all like this.

然后慢慢慢慢的

Then slowly, slowly.

就是到了尹丹和安晴

It is just that Yin Dan and An Qing have arrived.

当时我就觉得

At that time, I felt that

这两个人

These two people.

就觉得这两个人

Just feel that these two people.

就觉得这两人挺合适的

I just think these two people are quite suitable for each other.

他俩还真是我撮合的

They really are a couple I brought together.

你别说

Don't say that.

是吗

Is that so?

我还真不知道

I really don't know.

这背后的故事

The story behind this.

就是他俩还真是我撮合的

It was indeed I who brought the two of them together.

你一日报社主编

You are the editor-in-chief of a daily newspaper.

还干这事

Still doing this?

我是负联的

I am a negative association.

其实

Actually

你怎么跟他们俩撮合的

How did you bring those two together?

就是当时我就知道

At that moment, I just knew.

下一点要

Next, we need to...

安晴是单身

Anqing is single.

尹丹也是单身

Yin Dan is also single.

然后安晴是喜欢看电影

Then Anqing likes to watch movies.

她学的是西班牙语

She studies Spanish.

她是一个小文艺青年

She is a little artistic youth.

尹丹也是

Yin Dan is also.

她是一出版业的编辑

She is an editor in the publishing industry.

她是喜欢看书

She likes to read books.

她也爱看电影

She also loves watching movies.

也是个小文艺青年

Also a little artsy youth.

我当时有他们两个人的微信

At that time, I had the WeChat of both of them.

看他俩发朋友圈

Look at them posting on Moments.

就看他的朋友圈

Just look at his circle of friends.

再看他的朋友圈

Look at his Moments again.

我觉得这俩人肯定可以

I think these two people can definitely do it.

就是一定能合在一起

It will definitely be able to come together.

然后你跟他俩签了一下

Then you signed with the two of them.

我就叫他俩一块来录的电影

I called them both to come and film the movie together.

对

Yes.

然后呢

And then?

俩人录完电影以后

After the two of them finished filming the movie.

俩人就老一起去看电影吧

The two of them just always go to watch movies together.

俩人老一起去看电影

The two of them always go to watch movies together.

但是最逗的是

But the funniest thing is...

祖盟老跟着一块

The ancestral alliance always follows together.

所以现在

So now

坏事

Bad thing

所以现在祖盟也老说

So now the ancestral alliance often says.

他是他们的媒人

He is their matchmaker.

但是其实当时

But actually at that time

他真是一大电灯泡

He really is a big third wheel.

你知道吗

Do you know?

哎呦真是

Oh really!

对

Correct.

祖盟老跟着他们一块去

The ancestral alliance always follows them.

后来慢慢慢慢

Later, slowly, slowly.

那人俩人就好了

Those two people are fine.

后来我们就跟祖盟说

Later, we told the ancestral alliance.

你别老跟着

Don't always follow me.

你一块去看电影

You go to watch a movie together.

行不行

Is it okay?

对

Yes.

后来有一段

Later there was a segment.

祖盟就老跟丫丫一块去看电影

Zu Meng always goes to the movies with Ya Ya.

不能自个儿去看

Can't go see it by myself.

能把我消化了吗

Can you digest me?

祖盟你可以消化的了吗

Can you digest the ancestor alliance?

我选择自杀

I choose to commit suicide.

哈哈哈哈

Hahaha

我现在跳

I am jumping now.

对

Correct.

然后

Then

尹丹呢

Where is Yin Dan?

尹丹走入我们唐乡果博

Yin Dan walked into our Tangxiang Fruit Expo.

其实就是给咱们出书

Actually, it's just to publish a book for us.

你记得吧

Do you remember?

在那本书

In that book.

但是我其实

But actually, I

当时也是占了我

At that time, it also occupied me.

我觉得也是大王的第一次

I also think it's the king's first time.

就是一下写了这么多字迹的名字

It’s just that so many names with writing were created all at once.

你记得吗

Do you remember?

咱们去印场

Let's go to the printing place.

对

Correct.

咱俩

The two of us

还有陈哥

There is also Brother Chen.

还有迪玛

There’s also Di Ma.

咱们四个人

The four of us.

当时我们在那一边写

At that time, we were writing on that side.

一边就是

One side is

击寒交迫

The harsh cold presses in.

因为特别冷

Because it's especially cold.

对

Correct.

写的手都僵了

My hand is stiff from writing.

后来陈哥就忽然想起了

Later, Brother Chen suddenly remembered.

说

Say

四季民服的火燎鸭心

The fiery duck heart of seasonal民服.

特别好吃

Especially delicious.

然后于是呢

Then what happened?

在写斯坦利臣的时候

When writing about Stan Lee.

写上了火燎两个字

Wrote the two characters "fire burn".

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

然后把这俩都给划了

Then cross out both of these.

然后写上斯坦利臣

Then write Stanley Chen.

然后并且说了

Then said.

如果谁收到这本火燎

If someone receives this fire, it's burning.

写了火燎

Wrote a blazing fire.

然后给划了的

Then it was marked.

然后我可以送一点礼物

Then I can give a little gift.

然后但是可能这个听众

Then, but maybe this audience

没有听到这一期

Did not listen to this episode.

当然也没有人找老陈来要

Of course, no one asked Old Chen for it either.

对

Yes.

当时我记得

At that time, I remember.

咱们写的那些

Those things we wrote.

后来就一开始还特认真的

Later, at the beginning, I was really serious about it.

是吧

Is that so?

就是在那上的

It's just on that.

公正正的写自己名字

Write your name fairly.

就开始画圈了

Just started drawing circles.

因为实在是太累了

Because I am really too tired.

然后到最后就开始玩了

Then at the end, we started playing.

就开始在那个纸页上

It all started on that piece of paper.

写各种各样奇怪的

Write all kinds of strange things.

然后以前写错了

Then it was written incorrectly before.

都那种

It's all that kind.

哎呀写错了特认真

Oops, I wrote it wrong, I was very serious about it.

然后会在这个地方

Then it will be in this place.

慢慢的修改成

Slowly modify it to

自己正确的名字

Your correct name.

对对对

Yes, yes, yes.

后来然后就直接圈一圈

Later, they just circled around.

对不起我写错了

I'm sorry, I made a mistake.

什么的那种

What kind of thing?

对

Correct.

写了各种奇怪的话

Wrote all sorts of strange words.

然后那些书

Then those books.

现在也不知道都

I still don't know now.

就落在谁手里了

It has fallen into whose hands?

可能都在村头

They might all be at the village entrance.

厕所呢

Where is the restroom?

电桌角了

The electric table corner is broken.

什么之类的

Things like that.

然后这个是

Then this is

确实是

It is indeed.

我第一次在一本

I first saw it in a book.

里面有我的书上

My book is inside.

写上自己的名字

Write down your name.

但是我并没有

But I didn't.

为这本书写过任何的字

Wrote any words for this book?

写我介绍的那个

Write the one I introduced.

我也不知道是谁

I also don't know who it is.

反正写的

Anyway, it's written.

我觉得也不怎么样

I don't think it's that great either.

就是丁玛和老陈写的

It's written by Ding Ma and Old Chen.

不知道是陈哥

I don't know if it's Brother Chen.

是他呀

It's him.

是他他写的

It was written by him.

你问他来着是吗

You asked him, didn't you?

他跟我说的

He told me.

那确实是不得了

That certainly is extraordinary.

是可能还等着我夸他呢

Maybe he's still waiting for me to praise him.

对

Correct.

就不夸他

Then let's not brag about him.

对

Correct.

夸不了你

I can't brag about you.

对

Yes.

说到安晴

Speaking of Anqing.

我以前不知道

I didn't know before.

她是这个字

She is this word.

我一直以为

I always thought.

是因为你们的意思

It is because of your meaning.

是因为她对尹丹

It is because of her feelings for Yin Dan.

特别情

Special feelings

所以管她叫安晴

So we call her Anqing.

不是

No.

她就叫安晴

Her name is Anqing.

那她可真是

Then she really is

对

Correct.

从我起名字的时候

Since the time I was named

有所遇见

To have an encounter.

对

Yes.

安晴

Anqing

听着多

Listen more.

还挺

Quite nice.

就是挺顺的

It's pretty smooth.

对

Yes.

安晴

Anqing

来

Come

我念

I read.

你念

You read.

安晴

Anqing

我交作业了

I submitted my homework.

唐算从303搬走

Tang plans to move out from 303.

对于我们的

For our

我们来说

Let's talk.

是个挺重要的日子

It's quite an important day.

重要到什么程度呢

How important is it?

所有人都算着

Everyone is counting.

还剩多少天

How many days are left?

但一直没有人主动提

But no one has taken the initiative to bring it up.

多多少少

More or less.

是因为舍不得

It's because I can't bear to part with it.

那天

That day

喵儿姐留作业

Sister Meow assigned homework.

让给女托写留言

Leave a message for the female assistant.

说说自己

Talk about yourself.

在303的各种第一次

Various firsts in 303.

特别嘱咐我

Specially instructed me.

要写和尹丹老师

I want to write to Teacher Yin Dan.

作为在303

As in 303.

拍婚纱照的第一对

The first couple to take wedding photos.

括弧

bracket

应该也是唯一一对

It should also be the only pair.

新人

Newcomer

有什么感受

What do you feel?

我本来

I originally

想象鬼子来了

Imagine the invaders have arrived.

里面五队长

Inside the fifth team leader.

从出了村

Out of the village.

就过了河

Just crossed the river.

过了河

Crossed the river.

就上了山

Just went up the mountain.

最后才找到

Only found it in the end.

李麻子一样

Like Li Mazi.

从出了家门

From the moment I stepped out of the house.

加入唐算

Join Tang Suan.

讲起

Talk about

但是心疼

But it hurts.

喵儿姐大王嗓子

Meow-er sister's big king voice.

还是直接聊婚纱照吧

Let's talk about the wedding photos directly.

对

Yes.

2017年4月10日

April 10, 2017

我顶着个

I'm wearing a...

被媳妇评价为

Rated by the daughter-in-law as

破产版

Bankruptcy version

二官合也的发型

The hairstyle of Erguanheye.

荣幸的在303

Honored to be in 303.

拍了我们的婚纱照

We took our wedding photos.

嗯

Uh-huh.

比录音累多了

It's much more tiring than recording.

在之前

Before

选拍照地点的时候

When choosing a location for the photo shoot.

不用经过讨论

No need for discussion.

我俩都选了303

Both of us chose 303.

事后非要找个理由的话

If you really have to find a reason afterwards.

对我来讲

For me

这相当于一次还愿

This is equivalent to making a vow repayment.

别的夫妇在一起

Other couples are together.

可能是因为朋友介绍

It might be because of a friend's introduction.

我俩更为老派一些

We are more old-fashioned.

可以堂而皇之地说

It can be said openly and grandly.

门是经过组织窜的

The door has been tampered with by an organization.

成为志同道合的

Become like-minded.

工作与生活的伴侣

Work and life companions.

作为唐算听众的时候

When I was a listener of Tang's calculations.

我惦记着

I'm thinking of you.

有这么一群人

There is a group of people.

在方家46号303

At No. 46 Fangjia, Room 303

定时定点的

Scheduled and designated.

陪我刷牙洗脸

Accompany me to brush my teeth and wash my face.

睡觉吃饭

Sleeping and eating.

后来

Later

阴差阳错的

A series of unexpected events.

成了这群人的一员

Became a member of this group of people.

结结巴巴

Stammering

诚惶诚恐的

In awe and trepidation.

为各位听众

For all the listeners

提供一些力所能及的陪伴

Provide some companionship within one's means.

感谢上次的

Thank you for last time.

以及唐算

And Tang Suan

各位领导和同事

Dear leaders and colleagues.

我居然在303

I am actually in 303.

找到了自己一生的陪伴

Found a lifelong companion.

他非常知书达理

He is very well-read and sensible.

特别美丽大方

Especially beautiful and graceful.

有人要提海盗电台吗

Does anyone want to propose a pirate radio station?

我比Carl那小子

I'm better than that kid Carl.

可幸运多了

Much luckier.

我们也不用一帮人

We also don't need a group of people.

泡着海藻

Soaking in seaweed.

喊着rock and roll

Shouting rock and roll.

我们没沉

We didn't sink.

换艘新船再起航

Change to a new ship and set sail again.

对

Yes.

换艘新船再起航

Change to a new ship and set sail again.

安助理最开始

Assistant An at the beginning.

为什么我们要叫他

Why do we have to call him?

安助理呢

Where is Assistant An?

就是一开始

It's just the beginning.

我们录那个电影的时候

When we were shooting that movie

就是每个人

It's just everyone.

都假装特别

Everyone pretends to be special.

认真你知道吧

You know seriously, right?

做好多功课

Do a lot of homework.

然后找好多东西

Then find a lot of things.

然后但是呢

Then, but呢.

就需要一个人

Just need one person.

我很开心你说了

I’m very happy you said that.

假装的两句

Two lines of pretense.

就是假装

It's just pretending.

我很开心

I am very happy.

后来就没有了嘛

Then it was gone.

对

Correct.

然后那个

Then that

就需要找这么一个人啊

Just need to find such a person.

帮我们稍微捋一下

Help us sort it out a bit.

因为我们几个人

Because there are several of us.

确实是也有点忙

It is indeed a bit busy.

然后

Then

安晴是欢喜的初中同学

Anqing is a joyful middle school classmate.

欢喜就说

Say it with joy.

那我这有一个挺合适的

Then I have a pretty suitable one here.

你就叫他来

Just have him come.

就有那么几期啊

There are only a few episodes.

都是我们在这

We are all here.

录音安晴

Recording Anqing

当时桌子边上

At that time, by the side of the table.

有一个小沙发

There is a small sofa.

你们还记得吗

Do you still remember?

记得

Remember

就在咱们现在摆游戏机

Right now, we're setting up the game console.

咱俩第一次

It's our first time.

装逼的那小沙发

The pretentious little sofa.

对

Correct.

就是现在摆游戏机

It's time to set up the game console.

就是在

It's just that.

楼梯下面

Under the stairs

他就坐在那

He is just sitting there.

拿小本单记

Take a small notebook to jot down.

记每个人都说了什么

Remember what everyone said.

然后哪是说的不对啊

Then what is said is not right?

哪要剪啊

Where do you want to cut?

什么的

What’s that?

他在那记

He remembers that.

完了以后呢

What happens after it's done?

他就跟着一块

He just followed along.

把这个节目给剪了

Cut this program.

当时我听说

At that time, I heard that...

你们电影有助理之后

After you have assistants for your movie.

我就是太牛逼了

I am just too awesome.

对

Correct.

太娼了你们

You are too shameless.

对

Correct.

特别特别好

Especially good.

别看听众没多少

Don't be fooled by the small number of audience members.

还有助理

There is also an assistant.

对

Correct.

而且人白话少

Moreover, people speak less colloquially.

特别舒服

Very comfortable.

上面写的啊

It’s written above.

我刚刚读的那个

What I just read.

上面写人白话少

It is written above that people speak less colloquially.

特别舒服

Especially comfortable.

我知道

I know.

你读的那时候

When you were reading.

他眼看了我们俩

He looked at the two of us.

特别舒服

Especially comfortable.

那会儿就看出来

It was evident at that time.

特别舒服了

Especially comfortable.

他安晴

He is quiet.

确实是一个

It really is one.

让人很舒服的

Very comfortable.

对

Correct.

让人很舒服

Makes people feel very comfortable.

然后

Then

然后呢

And then?

就慢慢慢慢的

Just slowly, slowly.

就

Just

助理说两句

The assistant has a few words to say.

安助理来

Assistant An is here.

说两句

Say a few words.

就这样慢慢慢慢的

Just like that, slowly, slowly.

正式加入了

Officially joined.

因为他确实有一点小结巴

Because he does have a slight stutter.

然后那个

Then that

所以像

So like

所以像高兴啊

So like happy, huh?

他一开始会觉得

He initially felt that

这广播怎么这样

Why is this broadcast like this?

怎么什么人都可以来

Why can anyone come?

确实是我们这

It is indeed us.

确实是什么人都可以来

Indeed, anyone can come.

交点钱

Pay the intersection fee.

我们这有结巴的

We have stutterers here.

对吧

Right?

我们这有不爱说话的主播

We have a host here who doesn't like to talk.

谁啊

Who is it?

比如说迪蒙

For example, Demon.

迪蒙就是一个不爱说话的主播

Dimeng is a quiet streamer who doesn’t like to talk much.

他还不爱说话

He still doesn't like to talk.

他之前

He before.

不爱说话

Not fond of talking.

他之前

He before.

录男子脱口秀的时候

Recording a man's stand-up comedy show.

他也是从来不说话的

He also never talks.

女子脱口秀的也不说话

The woman in the talk show doesn't speak either.

对

Yes.

是

Yes

对

Correct.

然后你看他

Then you look at him.

他的节目都是放音乐

His show features music.

几乎他不怎么说话

He hardly ever speaks.

对

Yes.

他跟祖蒙一起录节目

He recorded the program with Zumen.

都是祖蒙在说话

It's all Zumo talking.

对

Correct.

他跟陈哥一起录节目

He records the show with Brother Chen.

都是陈哥在说话

It's all Brother Chen talking.

对

Yes.

我们也有这样的主播

We also have such anchors.

我们有说话结巴的

We have a speech impediment.

我们有嗓音不太好的

We have voices that are not very good.

有什么

What is there?

各种各样的

All kinds of.

但是大家都

But everyone all

嗓音不太好

Voice isn't very good.

你介意举个例子吗

Could you give an example?

比如说祖蒙

For example, Grand Meng.

好

Good

对

Right.

比如说陈哥

For example, Brother Chen.

陈哥的嗓音不算好

Chen Ge's singing voice is not that good.

对不对

Right or not?

他嗓子有点哑

His throat is a bit hoarse.

但是大家都

But everyone all

因为有这个表达的欲望

Because there is a desire to express this.

而且有这么一个平台

Moreover, there is such a platform.

所以才聚到这里来嘛

That's why we gathered here.

那你觉得

Then what do you think?

我念到这

I read to this point.

我突然想问一个问题

I suddenly want to ask a question.

你们两个

You two.

不许思考

No thinking allowed.

第一时间告诉我

Tell me as soon as possible.

觉得唐算

I think it's a bit excessive.

最帅男主播是谁

Who is the most handsome male streamer?

这不思考不行

This cannot be done without thinking.

就这么思考

Just think like this.

这不能不思考

This cannot be ignored.

最帅

The coolest.

骑哥吧

Ride brother.

骑

Ride

骑金汉

Riding Jin Han

就还

Just still.

丑帅

ugly handsome

丑帅的吗

Is it ugly handsome?

就有时候

Sometimes.

我会觉得

I will feel.

陈哥也丑帅

Chen Ge is both ugly and handsome.

丑帅的

Ugly handsome.

他俩掉水里

They fell into the water.

你只能就一个

You can only have one.

就陈哥

Just Chen Ge.

我也是就陈哥

I am also just Chen Ge.

陈哥

Brother Chen

都觉得陈哥最帅

Everyone thinks Chen Ge is the coolest.

因为陈哥是我的真爱

Because Brother Chen is my true love.

好吗

Okay?

对

Yes.

我很爱他的

I love him very much.

陈哥请他吃了多少顿饭

How many meals did Chen Ge treat him to?

对

Correct.

陈哥吃了好多顿饭

Chen Ge had a lot of meals.

陈哥去我们学校

Brother Chen went to our school.

选人的时候

When selecting candidates

他告诉我

He told me.

他是

He is.

他们公

They public.

咱们公司

Our company

最帅男主播

The most handsome male streamer.

我肯定不来

I'm definitely not coming.

但是你看

But you see

事实就是如此

The fact is like this.

其他人对张哲

Others about Zhang Zhe.

对

Yes.

但是其实你看

But actually, you see

像猫猫

Like a cat.

王涵

Wang Han

其实都挺帅的

Actually, they're all quite handsome.

对

Yes.

我怎么把我们王涵

How do I deal with our Wang Han?

给忘了

Forgot to give.

所以来

So come.

我觉得最帅的

I think it's the coolest.

我又要问

I want to ask again.

那大王呢

What about the king?

你觉得最帅的是

Who do you think is the most handsome?

王涵

Wang Han

就是王说王有礼

It is said that the king is courteous.

这个节目的男主持人

The male host of this program.

王涵

Wang Han

英俊潇洒

Handsome and elegant.

玉树临风

A jade tree standing in the wind.

对

Yes.

既然说到王涵

Since we're talking about Wang Han.

王涵有没有给你发

Did Wang Han send you anything?

王涵有

Wang Han has.

那你

Then you.

你把王涵给念了呗

You have mentioned Wang Han, haven't you?

我跟王涵还传绯闻

I’m still rumored to be involved with Wang Han.

你知不知道

Do you know?

知不知道

Do you know?

我跟王涵也传绯闻

I also have rumors with Wang Han.

大家都很希望

Everyone hopes very much.

你和王涵在一起

You are together with Wang Han.

就好像一开始的时候

Just like at the beginning.

大家都很希望

Everyone is hoping for it.

我和陈哥在一起

I am with Brother Chen.

是一样的

It's the same.

我在群里

I am in the group.

是这么问王涵的

This is how I asked Wang Han.

你的第一次还没给我

You haven't given me your first time yet.

然后高兴

Then happy.

然后高兴去了

Then they happily went.

王涵就回了

Wang Han replied.

说第一次是陈哥

The first time was Brother Chen.

叫我来录

Call me to record.

2014年世界杯

2014 World Cup

跟一个体坛周报

Follow a Sports Weekly.

来到数据库

Come to the database.

哥哥说足球

Brother said football.

然后王涵就回来

Then Wang Han came back.

然后呢

And then?

我觉得王涵完全没有

I think Wang Han completely lacks.

get到我的点

Get my point.

然后我就把你

Then I will take you

发给我那段话发了

Send me that paragraph.

我说不值功课

I said it's not worth the homework.

说的是

It's about.

录一期节目叫

Recording an episode called

我和303搬家前的纪念

A memory before I moved with 303.

跟你征集一下

Consulting with you about something.

303的第一次

The first time of 303.

不一定非得说

Not necessarily have to say.

第一次的事

The first time.

然后可以说

Then you can say.

干任何事都行

Anything is fine.

然后要写给我

Then write it for me.

然后王涵继续

Then Wang Han continued.

就说

Just say it.

非常惊讶于

Very surprised at

屋里的烟灰缸

The ashtray in the room.

就鸡鸡造型那个

It's about the chicken-shaped design.

广播也发挥不好

The broadcast is not performing well either.

不会说了

I won't say it anymore.

就是我说

That's what I said.

你是不是一直

Have you always been?

惦记着那鸡鸡呢

Thinking about that chicken.

而且还有一个

And there is one more.