頭條新聞 (24/7/2009)

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明日出紅又黑氣,大嶼前都居日中

Tomorrow the red and black gas will emerge, and the big island will be illuminated at noon.

即是領導人地位有變,香港就更壞

If the leader's position changes, Hong Kong will be worse off.

出現日偏食,即是領導人偏埋一邊,即是坐歪

A solar eclipse occurs, indicating that the leader is leaning to one side, which means they are sitting crookedly.

現在應驗了,天狗已經下飯,不止一隻

It is now fulfilled, the celestial dog has already come down to eat, and there is more than one.

是三隻天狗,天天吃人家煲泰

It is three sky dogs, eating people’s Thai pot every day.

就是社民連那三隻天狗,不過你暑假都會放假

It's just those three tengus from the Social Democratic Alliance, but you'll still have a break during the summer vacation.

最厲害的就是,吃住煲泰出現了第二梯隊的管治中心

The most impressive thing is that the second-tier governance center has emerged at the Eat and Live Bo Thai.

煲泰都投沙巷了,他說2012普選我都無能為力

The Thai pot has thrown sand into the alley, he said he is powerless for the 2012 general election.

因為特首跑馬仔已經正式開始

Because the Chief Executive's horse race has officially begun.

他的位置被天狗夾住了,你怕不怕

His position was pinched by the Tengu, are you scared?

蘇師傅,煲泰還有三年任期那麼多

Master Su, Bo Tai still has three years left in his term.

有甚麼方法可以幫他打退天狗呢?

What methods can help him repel the celestial dog?

當然有方法,第一,天狗玩東西

Of course there are ways, first, the celestial dog plays with things.

我們就大開食街,吃光那些天狗

Let's open up the food street and eat all those celestial dogs.

香港不讓人吃天狗,你可以回大陸吃

Hong Kong does not allow people to eat dog meat; you can go back to the mainland to eat it.

以形補形,如果不吃,就改改風水

Use shape to complement shape; if you don't eat, then change the feng shui.

在禮賓府那裡

At the Protocol Office.

我們弄個香爐等,油那麼大弄那麼大

Let's get an incense burner, it's so big to make that much oil.

市民上去示威,就把他們的鬚球插在上面

Citizens went to protest and stuck their mustaches on top.

有多少鬚球就在上面插插插插

How many whiskers are there to poke poke poke?

你煲泰看,煲泰看不到,都感受到那麼多市民上來插插插

You can't see the boiling pot, but you can still feel so many citizens coming up to poke and prod.

如果這方法都不行,日月用天圖煲角,即是掘洞

If this method doesn't work, using the sun and moon with the celestial map to simmer the corners is equivalent to digging a hole.

油掘,禮賓府就掘得融融爛爛

The oil excavation has made the Li Bin Fu a complete mess.

不是叫煲泰掘,叫跑馬仔候選人掘

It's not called "Bao Tai" digging, it's called "Pao Ma Zai" candidate digging.

那麼早出來選

So early to come out to vote.

即是自己掘個洞給自己

It's like digging a hole for yourself.

好了,先說這麼多

Alright, that's all for now.

候選人,煲泰,自己好自為之

Candidate, Bo Tai, take care of yourself.

謝謝蘇師傅

Thank you, Master Su.

轉一轉話題

Change the topic.

雷曼謎債終於得到十六家銀行提出終極方案

The Lehman Brothers' mystery debt has finally received a final proposal from sixteen banks.

希望雙方可以和解

I hope both parties can reconcile.

究竟這個方案是否一家便宜兩家便宜的最佳方案呢?

Is this plan really the best option for both parties in terms of cost?

這麼專業的問題,不如問問即將來臨的任總

For such a professional question, it would be better to ask the upcoming President Ren.

我覺得這個方案非常好

I think this plan is very good.

65歲六五節,70歲七節,如此類推

65 years old is the 65th birthday, 70 years old is the 70th birthday, and so on.

80歲賠八節,90歲賠九節

At 80 years old, you lose eight segments; at 90 years old, you lose nine segments.

清楚、簡單、易明

Clear, simple, easy to understand.

一來敬老,不需要老人家貧貧貼貼

First, respect the elderly; there's no need for them to be financially tight.

最重要是讓我離開之前

The most important thing is to let me leave before.

可以安心放下包袱

You can safely put down the burden.

大家都見到,陳仔上任

Everyone has seen that Chen has taken office.

他都減了三成薪水,七節收貨

He has reduced his salary by 30% and has received goods for seven periods.

七節,都是合理價

Seven sections, all at reasonable prices.

今年書展,雷曼的風頭真是一時無兩

This year's book fair, Lehman is truly in a league of its own.

但很多愛書人投訴,擾亂了他們看書的情緒

Many book lovers complain that it disrupts their reading mood.

見怪不怪,當年很多漫畫迷

Seeing strange things as normal, many comic fans back then.

或者買漫畫書中的刀刀劍劍和Figure公仔

Or buy swords and figures from comic books.

一樣迫爆玻璃

Same pressure explodes the glass.

後來想了折衝方法,趁勢搞了一個動漫展

Later, I came up with a negotiation strategy and took the opportunity to organize an anime exhibition.

其實現在看寫真書的市場已經成熟

In fact, the market for photo books has already matured.

不如索性搞一個三級書展

Why not simply hold a三級 book fair?

裏面有寫真、成人雜誌、三級DVD一起賣

It contains photo collections, adult magazines, and adult DVDs sold together.

到時真正搞一個禁書書展

At that time, really hold a banned books exhibition.

神州自由營的同胞就下來買禁書

The comrades from the Free Shenzhou Camp came down to buy banned books.

香港成為了唯一一個國內有禁書賣的書展

Hong Kong has become the only book fair in the country with banned books for sale.

真是想窮都幾難

It's really quite difficult to become poor.