太后與小豪子

太后,奴才回来了

Your Majesty, I have returned.

快点进来,快点进来

Hurry up and come in, hurry up and come in.

外面很危险

It's very dangerous outside.

太后,你干吗封住了皇宫

Empress Dowager, why have you sealed off the palace?

外面危险

It's dangerous outside.

很多人都想对我们大清不利

Many people want to do harm to our Great Qing.

我现在已经在皇宫

I am now in the palace.

天罗地网,防火长城和绿巴

Sky-net, fire prevention Great Wall, and green bus.

在这里我们就安全了

We are safe here.

太后,你知道奴才带了什么手信给你吗

Empress Dowager, do you know what gift this servant has brought you?

有了它,你和八国联军的代表沟通

With it, you can communicate with the representatives of the Eight-Nation Alliance.

就更加方便了

It will be even more convenient.

它就是面书

It is Facebook.

你不要吓着我

Don't scare me.

太后,面书,太后,面书而已

Empress Dowager, Facebook, Empress Dowager, just Facebook.

你干吗,这是天福工具,很危险的

What are you doing? This is a Tianfu tool, very dangerous.

我绝对不可以让它进去

I absolutely cannot let it in.

我们大清的

Our Great Qing's

扔掉它

Throw it away.

太后,你这样封住了皇宫

Empress Dowager, you have sealed off the royal palace like this.

那我们怎么和外面沟通

Then how do we communicate with the outside?

秦始皇都建了万里长城

Qin Shi Huang built the Great Wall spanning thousands of miles.

明朝都有海禁

The Ming Dynasty had a maritime ban.

我们大清最好的伟人,姓龙

The best great person of our Qing Dynasty, last name Long.

他说中国人是有云

He said that Chinese people have clouds.

大哥,你真的说得对

Big brother, you are really right.

太后,现在是互联网的年代

Empress Dowager, it is now the age of the Internet.

你这样锁国如何

How can you lock down the country like this?

互聯網現在很包庇嗎?

Is the internet very protective now?

我們大清第二大密博

Our Qing Dynasty's second largest secret treasure.

圍繞自己搞一個內聯網

Create an intranet around yourself.

Intranet, 你認識嗎?

Intranet, do you know it?

13億人自己跟自己玩, 要很久玩了

1.3 billion people playing by themselves will take a long time.

太后, 人家外面有Twitter和MSN

Empress Dowager, there are Twitter and MSN outside.

我們還有微博和QQ

We also have Weibo and QQ.

外面有很多損友

There are many bad friends outside.

要認識就要認識我們大清的朋友

To get to know, one must get to know our friends from the Great Qing.

但大清也有損友

But the Qing Dynasty also had toxic friends.

如果大清有損友後不擇然

If the Qing Dynasty had harmful friends, it would not choose easily.

還想挨架的話

If you still want to fight.

挨架可以叫小秘書封她的口

You can ask the little secretary to keep her mouth shut.

跟她絕交

Break off all ties with her.

人家外面有Google

There is Google outside.

我們就有百度

We just have Baidu.

人家有民主

They have democracy.

我們有民主專政

We have a democratic dictatorship.

人家有人權

Everyone has human rights.

我們有吃飯權

We have the right to have meals.

人家有言論自由

Everyone has freedom of speech.

美國可以罵美國總統

Americans can criticize the President of the United States.

我們當然有言論自由

We certainly have freedom of speech.

我們也可以罵美國總統

We can also criticize the President of the United States.