Adam's Lumpen Potato Adventure
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Adam's Lumpen Potato Adventure
Shall we start with a minute's silence for Columbo?
And that's the intro.
What do you fucking believe it? It's Look Radio, Season 6, Episode 1.
My name is Adam Sweet.
I'm Trish Proctor.
I'm Stuart Langridge.
I'm Jono Bacon.
And I'm Abe Bradshaw.
Yes, returning!
It's nice to have you in the room, actually.
Unlike the other two bastards, Lavelle and Sparks were invited and they didn't come.
Well, when you said they were invited, I mean, I was kind of invited, right?
No, you liar! You were invited. You were fully invited.
On Tuesday.
You just didn't get all the emails that everybody else got.
Oh, you didn't have enough time for the tremendous preparation that you usually do for an episode.
That's a fair point.
I believe you have been owned.
This week on the show.
We have a segment called The Devil's Drink, which you'll find out about later.
And Adam Wells was here.
Yes, you will.
He won't find out quite as much as I did.
We're also going to be talking about the recent news regarding LibreOffice, OpenOffice and the Oracle Love Triangle.
And we're also going to be again discussing the next virus situation.
Is it a threat or is it not?
And Jono will put the boot into Identica.
No!
That is an unfair characterisation.
Sorry, Jono had me.
All right, let's get this show on the road.
Sounds like a fun-packed show.
In the world of social networking, everybody knows about Twitter.
And a lot of people in the free software world know about Identica.
For those of you who don't know what it is, it's basically a free software version of Twitter.
And on Identica, I think it's safe to say there is a certain demographic of users.
Those users are free software users.
And there has been some critique at times.
Mr. Langridge, I'm going to turn this shitty stick back around to you.
It's not just me.
No, it's both of you, isn't it?
There has been some critique that Identica is sometimes a little bit tunnel-visioned in perspectives.
So many of us will post to both Twitter and Identica at the same time because we want to appeal to both groups.
And consequently, you sometimes get reasonable responses.
And a total booting on Identica.
Do we all have both accounts, by the way?
Just a little poll?
What about you, Sweet?
No.
No?
Do you have a computer?
Yes.
I do now.
I only signed it to Twitter about two months ago.
I've avoided it for that long.
Welcome to the internet.
I thought it was Web 2.0 bollocks.
And what?
I would never take off.
Which is exactly what these two thought when I was using Twitter.
And they were ripping the piss out of me for it.
I absolutely agree.
I have sympathy for Adam's point of view.
I don't have an Identica account.
But you've got a Twitter account.
How many followers have you got, by the way?
After two months, given the fact that you're the famous...
How many followers have you got who aren't in this room?
It's about 30 or so, I think.
Ashton Kutcher.
Most of us have got both.
And I just wanted to know, which is your primary?
So, for me, it started off with Twitter.
It was definitely my primary.
And these days, it's absolutely switched over.
I very rarely ever post to Twitter these days.
I always...
The first one I fire up is Identica.
And why is that?
I've even put on my Twitter that I don't use this anymore.
And I was the first person to sign up for Twitter.
I'm not the first person in the world.
Amongst us, obviously.
Is there a reason why you've switched it that way?
Just because there's more open source people on there.
And it has things like groups.
And you can do exclamation marks as well as hashtags and things like that.
Right.
And so...
There's more...
There's a higher percentage of open source people on Identica, obviously.
So, you've chosen that mainly because of the audience?
It wasn't really a conscious choice.
I just found myself using Identica way more often.
Right.
Yeah.
Language?
So, which is your primary?
My absolute primary is Twitter.
I used to post to both and read both.
And these days, I post to and read Twitter.
And I don't use Identica at all.
I wrote a blog post about this a year or so ago.
A couple of years ago.
Something like that.
Exactly because...
Yes, the audience on Identica is open source.
But most of the stuff I talk about on Twitter has nothing to do with hacking.
It's what I did that day.
Where I'm going this evening.
What I'm thinking about in general.
I'm not interested in spending...
What, they're playing in the pub a lot of the time, isn't it?
Yes, exactly.
The horrible, horrible, horrible music in pubs in Stourbridge.
Yeah.
So, my problem was that I spent a bunch of time posting to both.
And I got interesting conversations on Twitter and on Identica.
People wanted to talk about free software.
And nothing but free software.
Okay.
And John, I guess yours is...
Your primary is Twitter.
I'm both equally.
Do you have it where, like, both questions are everyone.
Do you have it where you post to one and it coppers it to the other one?
No, mine...
I post using Gwibber.
So, it goes to Twitter and Identica equally.
And I read both of them equally.
But then I have...
My Twitter feed is aggregated to Facebook as well.
So, if I post, it goes to the three of them.
And for me, I am...
You're still a whore then, aren't you, Baker?
Pretty much, yeah.
Social media whore, let's be clear.
So, which do you have?
I have both.
I mainly post to Identica when it forwards to Twitter.
I very, very rarely post to Twitter.
Unless I've forgotten, basically.
I've forgotten that I'm sending it to Identica.
Okay, yeah.
So, that's...
But essentially, because...
Yeah, there are a lot more free software people on Identica.
And they...
You know, the people I'm...
You know, my friends tend to be free software people.
So, they tend to be on Identica.
Whereas on Twitter, a lot of the people I follow are people who I don't know.
But who post interesting stuff anyway.
Yeah, that's the same for me, actually.
I suppose my thing is not just...
I mean, yeah, a lot of my friends are free software people.
But I like talking to them about things that aren't free software.
Yeah, but I don't see...
You weren't allowed to do that.
Yeah.
But it doesn't seem to happen.
Yeah, but the other thing is...
Get new friends.
Okay, why are you not?
I like talking to people whose worldview is not...
You have to use free software and nothing else.
Yeah.
Like, the amount of times...
And I don't know whether this is a fault...
Part of the reason why I was interested in talking about this is whether...
This is something to do with Identica.
Whether it's something to do with the choices that the people in Identica make.
Or whether it's something to do with me.
Did you just agree to that, by the way?
What?
Did you just agree to that statement?
Which statement?
The one about people who use software other than free software.
Yes.
Okay.
Because you used to be a staunch advocate of...
I've changed my opinion quite a lot in the last...
Quite a lot.
...few years.
And the thing is, the amount of times I've posted something on, you know, again, to Twitter and Identica.
And it's just been...
It's not been anything particularly controversial.
It's just been...
I've made...
Like, I'll mention Skype.
Or I'll mention something else that's non-free.
Or I'll just mention anything.
And somebody will...
Oh, what about copyright assignment?
You know?
But I don't know whether that's me, because I'm the Ubuntu community manager.
Never had that.
Or whether that's because...
Really?
I mean, that's the thing I was bringing up.
When I wrote the blog post...
Well, so if you put the word Skype in something, somebody replies to you saying,
What about copyright assignment?
There has been countless situations where a relatively innocent tweet has resulted in a ranty thread on Identica.
And there's always the same people on it.
I'm obviously not going to say who those people are.
Who are they?
Blah!
No, but I mean, I love Fab, and Brad Coon is usually in there, and there's a bunch of other people.
And, you know, respect to these people, because they believe in free software, and that's where they're at.
Basically, that's not an Identica's problem.
That's a community problem.
That's a problem you have with them as people, possibly, or the way they post.
No, it's not probably them, specifically.
And if there was only ever Twitter, then you'd have the same problem with Twitter.
No, but the reason why I've noticed it is because...
No.
Whenever that happens, it's always on Identica.
And it's not just those people.
I mean, those people participate in it.
I mean, Bradley Coon and I will talk elsewhere.
We've talked over email and things like that.
And I have total respect for Fab and Brad and these other guys, but...
Are you saying he's different when he's not on Identica, or he still has the same views?
No, I'm just saying that it turns into...
It's a conversation...
Often, it'll start out with just a couple of people, and then it just gets dogpiled by people.
That's the point.
It's not just that you get dogpiled on Identica.
That's not necessarily the problem.
It's...
The example I gave in the blog post I wrote, I picked one day in my life, and I named the
things I tweeted about.
And my dad had been to a garden party and met the queen, which I thought was quite cool,
you know.
And I...
In what way is that cool, by the way?
My dad met the queen?
No.
Right?
Okay.
It's the royalist segment over there.
Right, yeah.
Bloody Republican.
Shut up.
Ignore the fact that she's a bitch.
Oi!
Not the point.
Not a royalist.
Simple conversation.
Yeah, the...
Topical.
I mentioned a few other things, like I was playing with DoubleTwist on Android, and...
What is this?
Mentioned a couple of problems I had with it.
Some kind of euphemism.
No, it's a music-syncing thing.
Mentioned a bunch of other stuff, and people on Twitter responded to those things.
I had normal conversations, and then sometimes you might get battered about free software
or whatever.
On Identica, no one responded to any of the normal stuff at all.
There was no ordinary discussion.
Either...
You know, I wouldn't have minded people saying, oh, what do you want to go to the queen for?
Be a Republican.
That's fine.
That would be an interesting...
None of that happened.
I got jumped on about free software, and that was it.
So that makes me think, okay, I can't have ordinary conversations.
All I can do on Identica is get shouted at.
So what the fuck's the point?
Which is why I don't use it anymore.
And you're not going to leave the open-source world, are you?
Because that happens a lot in the open-source world.
You get shouted at, and you get these zealots and...
But what I did...
You used to be fairly zealoty yourself.
Indeed, yes.
And this is...
The post that I wrote was exactly about this, because I was being shouted at for not being
as fervent a supporter of free software as I was.
Ah, okay, all right.
And the point I was trying to make was that I believe in it just as much.
I just don't shout about it as much.
Yes, exactly.
And what I was annoyed about was that I was being perceived as being less supporting of
free software simply because I'm less annoying about it to other people.
As if the fervency of my belief is defined by how many people I bollock rather than what
I actually do.
That was the source of my annoyance.
Not bad.
About Identica.
The thing that worries me a little bit as well...
But that's moving on to the free software zealotry generally, rather than Identica.
The thing that worries me a little bit about this is that, you know, I've been using Identica
for a few years now, and the thing that worries me more and more is that as time goes on,
I'm just noticing...
I'm noticing more and more people, not just in the Ubuntu community, but elsewhere, who
will say, oh, that's typical Identica.
Like, it's as if their reputation has started brewing about it, that it's just full of people
who have that very, very hard...
Hardened perspective about free software.
So it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Some people like it, therefore everyone says they like it, therefore people who think like
that go to Identica more, and other people are forced away.
And a lot of people have ditched it.
I know a lot of people who've ditched it because they don't want to...
Because for example...
Yeah, but you've got lots of people who've ditched Twitter.
Yeah, but the reason why these people have ditched Twitter is because of the philosophical
reasons.
Well...
No one ditches Twitter for any other reason than the fact that they don't like either
the company Twitter or the fact that it's closed.
For me, it became really commercial.
And it's just all those businesses and all those stars and all...
Yeah, but you choose to read them.
I mean, just don't read those, follow these people.
That's the other question I was going to ask, is do you restrict who follows you, or do
you just let anybody follow you?
Anyone.
Just let anybody follow me.
So I'm just...
Because I'm quite restrictive about who I let follow me.
Oh, right.
Yeah, so, you know, maybe...
I feel honoured now.
You see, to me, that kind of defeats the point.
If I want to dictate who I'm going to...
I barely use Facebook.
Okay, so on Facebook, do you have everybody friendly?
Anyone who sends you a friend request, do you just accept it, or do you just let your
friends in?
I'm pretty liberal.
If I know them...
You're a fucking minister manager, I guess, so you have to be.
Well, yeah, if I've spoken to them online, then I'll...
You know, if I know them and I recognise their name, I'll be friends with them.
I don't accept strangers, but...
Yeah, Facebook is really part of my job, so it's not really as personal as it could be.
That's your job.
You have to blog and go on Facebook, and that's what you do for a living.
Yeah.
And that's your job.
Yeah.
Shit doesn't sink, so...
However!
Actually, that's unfair, it does sink now.
Thank you, there it is.
So I've done my job, you see.
So, yeah, so the only thing that worries me a little bit is that, like, there's a guy
called John Phillips who, I don't know if he still does work for status.net, but he
did work there as a community manager.
I sat down with him one night and I said to him, like, I'm worried that Identica is kind
of being painted as this place that's a bit extremist, so, you know, if you do post something,
people dogpile you.
And he'd seen some of...
And I said to him, like, is there something you can solve?
He said, well, it's not really something we can police, obviously.
It's not something that status.net can...
Is that what you wanted, by the way?
No.
Right.
But what I want to know is how we can solve the problem, because it worries me that...
I think it's great to...
To me, it'd be like going to a lug and being kicked out of the lug because you use Skype.
You see, but you...
Or not being welcome.
But you don't necessarily...
There's no problem with having a Twitter for free software discussions, and that being
Identica.
It just means that people on Identica should stop saying, this is an alternative to Twitter,
and say it's an alternative to Twitter.
And for people who want to talk primarily and solely about free software stuff...
But that's not its business case.
That's not its...
No, exactly.
Their argument is it's for everybody, but it's not for everybody.
Because if you go there and want to talk about your dad seeing the Queen, nobody listens.
If it was...
So, ultimately, it just needs more people.
It just needs...
Because at the moment, the people that are on there are just open source people, so it
just needs more normal people to join it.
Maybe that's the solution.
But what's the motive for normal people to go there?
Well, exactly.
What's the motive for normal people to stop using Windows and use Linux, you know?
It's been colonised by a demographic who owns...
Only care about free software, because otherwise, they'd just be using Twitter.
If you didn't care about free software, you'd just use Twitter.
Exactly, yeah.
And the thing is...
Do you think, though, you're being a bit oversensitive about this?
Is this not, like, kind of how shit works?
And, you know, big arguments happen.
Yeah.
You say something, somebody says, oh, that's bollocks, because...
I mean, they don't really mean it as an insult.
They don't mean it as kind of, like, all your opinions are worthless.
It's just kind of a...
The net's moved in an argument, and then you're expected to argue back and say, no, well,
you're worthless.
Yeah, I mean, it's...
It makes...
It's the...
The argument...
The argument is the fun.
No, no.
In my experience, it's worse on Identica than it is on mailing lists.
But I think, certainly...
And worse than it on Identica than it is on Forrest.
Some of the people who you...
I haven't seen your arguments with one or two people on Identica.
I think some of them just argue purely for the comedy value of having the argument.
Right.
And, you know...
If you argued back, they would have a lot of respect for that, and that would be fine.
You know, even if you beat them in the argument, they'd be happy with that.
I think that's the other thing, as well, is that, like...
Maybe the way I'm looking at it, where Identica's part of my job,
so I look at it in a different way in terms of...
The discussions there are often...
They relate to, you know, the work that I do.
And if somebody's using it as a hobby, where debating online and arguing online is a bit of fun,
maybe that's two different lenses in which people view Identica.
Maybe that's the reason why I see it a little bit different.
I think the other thing is that if it was run by the Free Software Foundation,
I'd have no issue whatsoever.
Because you expect free software people, and if you go on there and you expect...
And you're not a 100% free software person, and, you know...
Yeah.
Then you shouldn't expect...
That kind of leeway.
But, as Zach says, it's kind of like a replacement for Twitter.
So you'd be happy getting a bollocking if it was from the Free Software Foundation,
but not if it's from real people.
I'd see no reason for me to complain, because that's the culture of the Free Software Foundation.
This next segment is called The Devil's Drink.
Although Jono is insisting we call it Ye Olde Lump and Filthy Potato Water of the Devil.
But that's not what it's called.
It's called The Devil's Drink.
Oh, yes, it is.
And it's a quiz show.
It's a quiz game.
But with a slightly lug radio twist, in that this is the only segment we've ever had
where we've had to pre-prepare a bucket in the middle of the room.
There really is a bucket here.
Okay, so the idea is, we've all written questions, and we've put them in a hat,
which Jono has.
Oh, shuffle the hat, yes.
Jono's baseball cap, which he wears to look like Fred Durst.
And the idea is you will draw out a question,
and if you get the question right, you will nominate someone else.
If you get the question wrong, you stay in the hot seat.
The person in the hot seat has to drink the Lump and Filthy Potato Water of the Devil.
You need to explain that to me.
And the ingredients in Ye Olde Lump and Filthy Potato Water of the Devil are, Adam Sweet.
No.
In one, we have fiery chilli twisted ketchup.
We need the fucking bullseye dude to do this.
In two, we have...
In three, we have marmite.
In four, we have Tabasco sauce.
In five, my favourite and yours, it's salmon paste.
In six, and just to make it slightly reasonable,
Thiexton's Old Peculiar, which is a bit.
Now, it should be clear that even though we said in, and then different numbers,
they're all actually in the same glass.
So I have this...
Mix.
I have this...
Mix.
Delicious looking glass of Black Eve.
With an iceberg of salmon paste floating in the top.
Adam was very, very sick just with the look of his drink earlier.
So this can't possibly go well.
By glass, you actually mean child's plastic cup, yes?
I do suspect it's dissolving its way through the bottom of the cup as we speak.
It's just...
Can we get this out of the way?
Right, so to explain the rules,
the way it works is, you get asked a question,
if you get the question correct,
then you volunteer someone else to sit in the hot seat,
and that person, and they have to drink.
They drink the lump and filth.
If you get the question wrong,
then you have to drink the lump and filth,
and then you stay in the hot seat and get another question.
The twist, and the thing which takes it from a copy of UUPC's quiz show
into our own thing,
is whether you got the question right or not is decided by everyone else voting.
So...
Who are all on their honour?
Yes, they're all on their honour.
These people would never lie, would they?
No, absolutely not, and I'm ashamed of it.
You've got a little bit hurt that you'd even suggest it.
You've got to reasonably vote that the question was answered correctly.
Yes.
Okay.
So, when it comes down to it, right,
I can't imagine for a second,
if it's a 50-50 regards to being right or wrong...
Because there are four people voting, yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
I can't imagine a little tickle of mischief in the bulk of somebody's mind.
That would never happen on my radio.
You should just make him drink it.
No.
The person who is going...
So, Tony...
Hello!
...is going to break ties.
Typical Saturday night for Tony.
All right, so, we've voted all that act is going to go to the list.
RACs don't know my RACs, right?
Plus, fuck all of them, just to be clear.
All right.
All of them come together here.
Right, okay.
So, I have a question.
I hope I'm...
It begins.
I hope I'm genuinely, properly right about this.
Right.
Okay, my question.
Who is the author of Pity V?
Just to confirm, that's the question.
Yes, the video.
Who is the author of Pity V, which I assume is the video tool?
And my answer is...
Edward Hervey.
Okay.
Let's vote.
Did I get it right?
You got that right, so up for me.
Yeah.
Okay, I got that right.
Correct.
So, I now need to nominate someone to drink and then have the next question.
I nominate Adam Swinney.
I'm sure you've got an extra large, floaty piece of coke as well.
Well, I've got the same.
Look, it's massive.
I've got a massive, floaty thing of salmon.
It's the same thing.
You're going to fucking pay for this.
Drink.
And, as a second point, I want to remind you, I'm sitting on your bed.
First of all, you have to drink.
Have I got to drink mine, or have I got to drink yours?
No, you have to drink yours.
I thought you only drank.
Have you got the question wrong?
No, no, no, because I nominated him.
That's the point.
Ah, okay.
Right, right, right.
I nominated him.
Then, if he gets the next question wrong, he has to drink some more.
Then he has to drink some more.
But, he'll probably get it right.
I mean, I've got a question about piss, right?
So, it's inherently...
Yeah, he gets it right.
Right, so you have to drink, first of all.
I ought to say, right, not only am I horribly afraid, right, I think my chances of getting
a second question right after this, drinking this, are pretty fucking slim.
And, I think I'm going to be sick as well.
Okay, well.
The problem is...
We've moved the bucket closer to Adam.
Right.
Do you smell that, just before I go?
Oh, that'll help, yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
It smells delicious.
Just before we go...
It smells like mine.
It's actually quite nice.
Yeah, you'll forgive me for stalling.
I don't...
I'm retching at the thought of someone.
Adam, just do it.
Just do it.
I've got extra Tabasco.
This is going to be fucking...
Has anyone ever seen the episode of Bottom, where they have the gas man come round?
Yeah.
So, make him drink cold tea.
Right.
But, you might want to pick up the bin, if you really think you're going to vomit.
Right.
It's going to be a hearty swig, apparently.
We're looking for a good hearty swig.
If you're going to spew, spew into this bin.
You've got to knock at least half of it back.
Half of it, I'd say.
And, don't worry about the ice cube.
You've got to the lonesome.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
This is far worse than the finger of God.
Oh, he was close there, then he bottled it.
Just to knock on his face there.
That was about half a mouthful.
You were a bit more careful than you were before, Adam.
There is no word.
That was not hard.
That was half a mouthful.
Come on, that was...
Two mouthfuls.
I don't know, like, he said he was first.
Yeah, he was us, right.
Let's be fair, Adam drinks some water.
Right, Adam, pick a question.
What?
There is no word.
I'm not that bad.
Yeah, do you want some chocolate?
Do you want some chocolate?
It's sponsored by Cabaret.
It's sponsored by Cabaret for this episode.
Well, not really.
I'm going to be shitting fire for a week.
What are we going to do?
You cannot make a question.
That is proper rough, though.
Eat some chocolate first, maybe.
Okay.
Read out your question.
What is the current version of Fedora?
If only I'd got that one.
And I'd say 15.
Okay.
So, we're going to go round and round.
Are we talking coming stable version?
Or just...
Stable, I imagine.
Well, decide.
I know, that wasn't what I was asking.
No, no, no, no, no.
Right, I'm going to go no on that.
Right, no, that's a no.
That's a no.
That's a nose around.
That's a four no.
It's a round table.
My lips are on fire.
You might as well throw it in the vomit bin.
So, what is the current version?
It's rawhide, you know, it's always current.
Hold on.
Go on, drink up.
Adam, how can that...
Clarify.
How can that specify?
Dude, it's the current version.
The judges have spoken.
Right.
Drink it.
See, I avoided the fucking salmon last time.
Let's drink again.
By the way...
Adam drinks again.
Given this is your second turn, we're not going to be quite so forgiving in how much
you drink.
Knock it.
We're...
It's easy for you to say you haven't had any yet.
I haven't got anything wrong yet.
Not happening.
I haven't got anything...
I haven't got anything wrong yet.
I've been in a situation where, I've Häring my wounds.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
Adam takes drink number two.
He's gone almost white was the second one.
Yes, fuck off.
Okay, this time, here we go.
It's almost all gone.
That didn't hurt as much.
Oh, really?
It's alright, the second time.
Ah, okay, okay.
Finish it off there.
Rip.
Okay
Adam remains in the hot seat
Because he got it wrong
Ask another question
This is a fucking fix isn't it
Next question
Hey no cheating
You bastard
Try to draw your own question out
It doesn't matter which question he draws
The judges decision is final
True this is true
On the plus side you can't taste the marmong
Okay next question
This has got to be
Which grep switch gives the number of lines that match
Okay
You have to have a grep switch question
My fucking lips are burning
I'm not going out tonight
I'm going to be like the fucking nutty professor
When he starts getting fat again
I have no idea
Oh dear
What
I think that's the incorrect answer
I'll make a guess at C
A 1 in 26 chance
It is actually right
It is minus 2
I'm going to go with no
But it's right
It's right
Well maybe
Don't be an arsehole
I think two mouthfuls is enough to be honest
Of whatever it's lump and arsehole or whatever it's called
Bear in mind that you're supposed to be
A sysadmin
I think you should have had that
Right off the top of your head
And the hesitation was just not good enough
Don't go
It's a big thumbs down from me
I'm a fag
Third one will be easy
It's ours for them
It's the rules
Okay
Right
I got it right
You bunch of arseholes
Look we
Oh and that means it's me again
Pick a question
I'll take a drink
Do you want some chocolate?
It's going to be
It's going to be easy the third time
You said it was nice at the second time then
So bad
Is swirling it really going to help?
Burn my lips
Just mix the salmon in
There's not that much left
You've got to eat the salmon
I'll tell you what
Top it up from someone else's
Yeah that's alright
I was trying to be helpful
Right fuck this
Oh I've got to get the salmon away
Be careful with the bit
That's a bit of vertebra there
Oh well done sir
Yes
Look at that
That was champion
I would eat all of that chocolate now
That entire
Did you eat the salmon?
No
I can't do the salmon
Okay
Pick a question
I'd have piped it into a word count
But personally
So would I
I'd have
Yeah
That would have
Yeah that would have been
Okay
Next question
Are you joking?
Well that's got to be yours
Or yours
Which products are in the fridge
In the London Canonical Office?
Oh milk
Milk
I know the answer to the pit of you question
Right
I hope to be an arsehole
But I refuse to answer this question
It's a question
Is this popular knowledge do you think
In the open source world?
Right
Well
No
Sorry
I ain't drinking no more
And I ain't answering that either
I think we've had a fair game Adam
So you're stepping out?
How the fuck am I supposed to know the answer to that?
Come on
Oh fuck you man
I am struck
Three mouthfuls of evil putrid shit
And nobody else is in front of me
So I guess we'll wrap it up there then
Thank you Adam
Oh yeah pleasure
So glad you came today
Minus six
Next
Somebody else have a go
Although you might be inclined to say
This looks a lot like a fix
Adam if you did it right
Then you're dead to nominate yeah?
So surely if you refuse
If you refuse to answer it
I think you're dead to nominate Jono as well
It doesn't work like that
There's one question left
Well I'm not answering
Well alright
Should we all drink a very small amount in solidarity?
That seems fair
Not the first time you've said that
There is actually one question left
I think we should get someone to ask it
I don't know what it is
Adam here's to you mate
Here's to you
Here's to Adam
Well played
Oh Jesus Christ
Oh water
Oh my God
That's your idea
Oh that's repugnant
Oh my God
Shut up Adam
Now maybe you'll forgive me
For refusing to answer a question
I couldn't possibly know
It's quite salty isn't it
Understood
All right, so the premier office suite in the open-source world
is obviously OpenOffice, which was owned by Sun
up until a year or so ago when Sun was brought out by Oracle.
Now, recently there's obviously been quite a large split
where a lot of the developers have gone off and formed LibreOffice,
and I think a lot of the distributions are starting to package that
and play with that.
And Oracle have then basically gone,
we don't really care about this anymore,
and given the source code over to Apache as an incubator project.
I think that's a reasonably fair brief summary of what's going on.
Yes, that's good.
Phew.
So basically the question is,
how is this whole controversy going to affect us?
We need an office suite.
How is this going to affect us?
Is the fork a bad thing?
I think it potentially could have a bad effect
because a lot of people know the name OpenOffice,
and so...
So they may well go to the OpenOffice website
and see that nothing's happened.
It basically looks like it's ceased development.
And nobody really knows LibreOffice at the moment,
so they really need to do a little bit of marketing there, I guess.
I've never heard myself say that phrase.
But yeah, so I think it really could have a detrimental effect.
I have to admit, I tried to install OpenOffice the other day
because I needed it for something,
and I got very confused trying to find out where the hell it was
just in the yum list output
until I realised it was LOffice.
I think there's a big distinction
between...
it being an open-source office suite
available to open-source desktop users, Linux users,
and it being an open-source office suite
available to Windows users and Mac users, for example.
Yeah.
And, yeah, if the OpenOffice project stagnates
and LibreOffice continues,
then people going to...
people who are using it on Windows
may well go to the OpenOffice site and think,
oh, look, nothing has changed.
It must be bollocks.
But presumably people in distributions won't.
Well, no.
I guess if you're doing what I did,
which was install it on a Fedora or whatever.
What does Fedora ship right now?
Does it ship...
It ships Libre.
It ships Libre as well.
I don't know what OpenSUSE ships.
Are they still going?
Ooh!
Ouch!
Confidential.
Good point.
Well argued.
Good question.
It's a good question because no one knows the answer,
which is in itself disturbing.
Yes, they are.
They are going.
So you had to search for LOffice.
Yeah, I think I ended up finding...
I think it was LOffice or LibreOffice or something.
It wasn't OpenOffice.
It wasn't packaged as OpenOffice,
which caused me, yeah, to say...
Is it not installed by default?
Not on my install.
No?
I mean, I didn't think I'd need it.
I've had that installed for, like, you know, months
and I've not actually needed it until now,
so it wasn't installed.
I think the thing is...
But is that the point now?
I mean, it's one thing in an OpenSource desktop.
I mean, surely we need the rest of the world
to know about it as well.
Well, that was exactly the point.
What do we do about the idea of getting OpenSource
onto people's desktops that aren't OpenSource desktops?
So who now owns OpenOffice.org website?
That's Apache.
Oh, no, no, Apache now, yeah.
They...
Oracle, yeah, signed it all over to Apache.
I think Oracle retained something.
Probably.
Like, a joint copyright of the code or something.
But pretty much everything went to Apache.
And so how difficult would it be to convince them
to just put a forward to...
They're not interested in doing so, is the point.
Because they could have done exactly that.
Well, the key point as well is that
what a lot of people don't know about OpenOffice
is that not only do...
Well, did Sun, and therefore Oracle,
invest a lot in it, but also IBM.
IBM and Sun came to an agreement
and IBM put a lot of money into development for OpenOffice
because that's what powers their symphony suite.
And what was part of this controversy
was the fact that IBM want to keep on investing
in OpenOffice, I believe.
So now you've got this thing where OpenOffice
has got a commercial backer, which is IBM.
The distributions, the Linux distributions
are behind LibreOffice.
And the community's behind.
And to me, it seems like this is broken into two areas.
One is how healthy the development is on the office suite.
And then also how well it's known in the marketing.
And I think we'd all agree that OpenOffice
is a way better brand than LibreOffice right now,
which is obvious.
But this problem with OpenOffice
has been going on for the last couple of years.
I remember two years ago, I think it was,
being on a phone call with Simon Phipps and Michael Meeks.
Michael Meeks was the person who really did a lot
of this work to make it LibreOffice.
And they were trying to...
slim down the source code and, you know,
so people could hack on different bits of it
and make it more accessible.
And it was going nowhere, because Sun didn't do anything.
Sun were a company who were very big on management and process
and not so big on code.
I thought they put quite a lot of code into OpenOffice.
They did, but part of the problem was that
Sun acquired Star Division,
who originally made Star Office,
but then became OpenOffice.
So they had this office in, I think it was Munich,
where everybody knows it inside out.
And it's very difficult for new people to come on,
board and hack on it.
And the same way that it happened with Netscape Communicator.
And then eventually Firefox came out of the ashes
of Netscape Communicator,
and they slimmed some of it down
and they improved some bits of it.
And I think that's the thing, is that for so long,
the reason why OpenOffice went nowhere
is because it was too hard to hack on.
I mean, it takes two days to build it.
I mean, but now what they're doing is,
it seems to me, from what I've seen already,
that with LibreOffice,
it seems way more community friendly.
You know, it seems like a lot of people
are hacking on different things.
We've already seen lots of things changing.
So I think it's good for that.
One of the things that is different
between LibreOffice and OpenOffice,
which is kind of an important thing,
is that LibreOffice is LGPL, if I remember rightly.
Yeah.
Because basically that's what they could get.
They get the source code under that license,
and so that's what they started off with.
And of course, Apache Demand Everything
is under the Apache public license,
which is BSD-based, I think,
but essentially different and incompatible.
Yeah.
So you can't merge the two projects to not merge back.
Yeah.
Because any changes that have been made to LibreOffice
cannot be re-licensed.
Or without the agreement of the developers,
and the developers don't want to.
My hope is that they slim it down.
I mean, Ak and I were talking about this at lunch.
You want them to do a Firefox?
Yeah.
Do what Firefox did to Netscape.
Make it really modular, slim it down.
I think some of that work's happening already.
I saw a post from, is it Meeks, Michael Meeks,
about probably two or three weeks ago,
and they'd done some work that trimmed out
something like 150 redundant icons,
which is a trivial example.
All the performance stuff.
Yeah.
But they'd also trimmed down,
the source code tree from something like 75 gig down to 11.
Yeah.
Because there's so much bullshit in there,
the code that's never used.
Wow.
They were doing that kind of thing.
That's huge.
The code that's been compiled in,
but it's never executed.
Yeah.
That kind of thing.
Yeah, I think it'd be brilliant if they,
because, I mean, I know that Firefox is not the same
as Netscape Communicator, but...
I like that analogy, though,
because, I mean, Netscape used to have the mindshare,
and then all of a sudden they were just gone, and...
Yeah.
And they open-sourced it,
but no one could work in it,
because it was so big.
But, yeah, I mean, that was...
The problem with that is that, you know,
in the Netscape thing,
Netscape had, what, 30% of the market or whatever
when they open-sourced it,
and by the time they got around to releasing Firefox 0.8
or whatever, that was a bit ropey,
but kind of worked,
they'd gone down to, like, 1% market share.
They'd really...
Because it took two years,
and they didn't release anything in two years.
Yeah.
And if you have the same problem with OpenOffice,
you could have, basically,
an Office suite that stagnates for years,
while people are doing stuff in the background,
but as a user, I'm seeing nothing...
To a first approximation on the world stage,
OpenOffice...
OpenOffice has no users anyway.
It's not like they have 50% of the Office suite market.
They've got 0% of the Office suite market.
That's not true.
It's huge in Germany, OpenOffice.
It's big in corporate rollouts.
Like, a lot of...
Box.
It is.
Absolutely.
So, OpenOffice produce an MSI,
a Windows MSI,
that can be deployed by...
I absolutely believe that they do so.
I mean, one of the interesting sub-questions I have
is that the LibreOffice community
seem to be very Linux desktop focused.
And is that going to...
harm its use on Windows?
But maybe they're just going to say,
well, that's OpenOffice and IBM
we don't give a shit about that stuff.
We're basically building it for Linux.
Which they may do.
But when you say, yeah, yeah,
it's huge in corporate deployments,
what you mean is,
you could put all the names of all the companies
who've deployed it on one piece of paper.
No, what I mean is that it's huge...
Microsoft Office is huge in corporate deployments
because everybody uses it.
No, I mean, yeah, it's not...
I mean, it doesn't take a fucking genius
to realise that it's not as big as Microsoft Office,
but what I'm saying is...
It's not as big as Netscape was.
Netscape had at least 50% of the market at that point.
OpenOffice, though, is not one in two computers...
Right, and we had exactly the same conversations,
what, five years ago, about Firefox.
Right, everyone's using IE.
Oh, no one uses Firefox.
It's only, you know, Linux people use Firefox.
Yeah.
Who's to say this couldn't happen with LibreOffice?
It would be nice to see them get up to 25% of the world.
I'm optimistic.
Hmm?
I'm optimistic.
Why?
Um...
I don't know.
That's not me taking the piss.
That's a serious question.
I think the LibreOffice process is more promising.
What has OpenOffice done in the past?
I mean, some of the people working on it...
It seems to just have way more momentum.
Some of the people working on it now are...
We're still working on it two years ago.
And I've heard a lot of talk which says, you know,
Sun just prevented us from doing stuff
and we didn't want a fork and everything.
But what did Sun do that meant that you couldn't do anything at all
to make it any better than Office 95, which is what it is?
You know, it's not working...
You know what is a good...
I think a good analogy here is that OpenOffice, to me,
was like X386.
It was really hard for anyone to improve X386.
You had to go through this member resolution process.
It was so close.
And so they made X.org.
And then they forked it and they made X.org.
And look at that now.
They've made tons of changes.
It's way faster.
There's a lot more innovation in there.
That's the reason why I'm confident as well.
I mean, because I think...
But then, surely the problem is, though, you've got...
In that case, you had one fork in both...
Yeah, the next day.
They banned the X.org ones.
You have one fork that was obviously dead, basically.
And then somebody forks it off and says,
hey, I'm going to actually take this and do something with it.
And they become...
They get the momentum.
Whereas in the OpenOffice sense, you have two forks.
They both think they have the momentum.
You know, Apache have IBM backing.
OpenOffice think they have momentum.
Well, they have all the marketing behind them.
They have the name.
They have the Apache name, which is kind of a well-known name,
at least in the corporate world.
They have companies.
They have companies who have a budget for making their products popular.
I mean, IBM sells, symphony.
But LibreOffice have the developers.
Or a large chunk of the original...
To be fair, to be fair on the side of it maybe not being as successful,
as we've all seen, you know, with open source,
the majority of the work is done by the companies.
You know, Red Hat, Oracle, Canonical, whoever it might be,
invest the money in making the software.
And so it's a reasonable argument to say,
because there's a big company,
behind OpenOffice,
it kind of bolsters the chances of that.
I think it's where it's going to boil down to a big company
that's not necessarily meeting the needs of the community
or a community that...
Communities have always been nimble on their feet.
X386 is still going.
I mean, what's interesting about it,
I mean, this is back to the point I was making earlier
about the Windows stuff being rather slighted by OpenOffice,
so it wouldn't surprise me if it is.
That suggests that if IBM are the primary backers of the thing,
they'd likely concentrate on things which are useful to IBM customers.
So, corporate deployment stuff, MSIs,
having mail merge work,
integrating with Microsoft SharePoint,
that sort of thing.
You can imagine LibreOffice slighting that kind of work
and instead trying to make something with a stripped-down,
slick user interface that works really well
on a modern Linux distribution like Fedora or Ubuntu,
and fuck a bunch of MSIs.
So it is a true fork in the sense that they are different.
What worries me a little bit is not just the Office suites,
but also the OpenDocumentary,
I mean, the benefit that we had previously
was that OpenOffice and ODF were bedfellows.
Now what happens as the ODF format has continued to develop,
and I saw something I think Meeks posted the other day
about how you describe graphics, vector graphics,
in the ODF format,
and it's a nightmare the way it works right now.
And they want to make some improvements to the spec.
Now what happens, it could turn into a pissing match
where you get LibreOffice who want to do something
for the benefit of LibreOffice,
and then, you know,
IBM push back on it or whatever it might be.
Well, it's not even that IBM pushed back on it.
I mean, the reason ODF got adopted
by a bunch of standards organisations
is because there were people with suits on
whose job it was to go to those standards organisations,
go slowly through the process,
sign agreements on behalf of...
So what's this Document Foundation then?
The OpenDocument Foundation?
I assume that's still tied to OpenOffice,
not to LibreOffice.
Right.
No, OpenDocument Foundation is LibreOffice.
Oh, really?
That's what I thought, yeah.
Who's it being staffed by now, then?
The OpenDocument Foundation is the organisation
that manages LibreOffice.
Right, OK, so who's staffing it?
To the point where they'll go to ISO and say,
OK, let's go through this process.
I think it's...
Well, I think the OpenDocument Foundation...
Are Navelle still behind this stuff?
I think they predated LibreOffice.
I think there used to be the OpenDocument Fellowship,
I think it was, and they were like...
So weren't you in one of some?
I did some work with them for a while.
Yeah, and then...
Do you do your people stuff in the...
Exactly.
And I think that they dismantled
and then it became the OpenDocument Foundation
who look after ODF and all that kind of stuff.
And I think LibreOffice was then taken on by them.
So I don't think IBM and OpenOffice
are as closely aligned in that way.
But IBM did much of the work in getting ODF to be standard.
It's very incestuous.
The very fact that all this crap is really confusing
in itself worries me.
I mean, whatever you think of,
OpenOffice, LibreOffice, whatever,
I personally happen to think it's really annoying
and I don't like using it, but I have to
because I have no choice.
Whatever you think of it, there was at least one of them
and everyone was all pulling in the same direction.
Now, we shall assuredly all hang separately.
So a few years ago, on season two, I believe,
I posed the question that
were we being complacent in the Linux world?
Because...
In the Windows world, you know, they have viruses,
but I was saying that the people in the Windows world,
well, I thought at the time that people in the Windows world
had their, you know, they'd install their operating system
and the first thing they would think of doing
is putting antivirus and anti-malware software on.
Now, they wouldn't consider running Windows
without those things.
It'd be like the idea of us connecting to the internet
without a firewall.
You know, we wouldn't think to do it.
But in the Linux world, I said that we never give it
a second thought and we sit back kind of almost smug
thinking that doesn't affect us, doesn't affect us.
But recently, another group of people who used to think that,
I believe they were once described as
kilt-wearing maniacs by an app.
They are Mac owners.
That sounds a lot more like a joy comment to me,
I have to say.
I think it's orange sunglasses.
Orange sunglasses wearing arseholes.
Kilt-wearing maniacs or something like that.
Anyway, so Mac owners have recently been falling
for these little pop-ups that sort of say, you know,
your computer has been infected by a blah, blah, blah.
And they've been installing this malware
and losing lots of money and things like that.
So, do you think we're...
We're any closer to that now?
Are we concerned?
You don't think it's going to happen to us?
Yes.
Is that blind faith or...
Why don't you think it's going to happen to us?
If it can happen to somebody on a Mac,
why can't it happen to us?
I've been using Linux for 12 years.
I've not had a single virus.
It's the only way.
It should never happen to me.
That's exactly like the old man who says,
I've been smoking 40 fags a day, I'm not dead yet.
Yeah, it is.
It is blind faith.
But frankly, it's...
The reason Jono thinks that is because he's a fucking idiot.
Let's be clear.
No, it's...
I mean, put it this way.
If...
If the Ubuntu project felt like it was a risk
and it was built into Ubuntu,
I wouldn't disable it.
But right now, I'm not worried.
I haven't seen enough in...
With my friends and colleagues of...
I've not...
I don't know anyone who's been affected by a virus in Linux.
So it's so small.
I'm not saying it couldn't happen.
But right now...
Didn't it happen when you guys enabled autoplay
or something recently?
Or not recently.
A year or so ago.
A virus?
Yeah.
No?
Okay.
I must be dreaming or something.
You probably heard that from the propaganda machine
inside Red Hat.
No, I mean...
The point about this stuff is
something that Windows antivirus vendors
have been saying forever,
which is that we don't get targeted
because we're not a big enough deal.
And since one of the big goals
is to become a big enough deal,
we are then going to get targeted.
And I think...
And Mac people are now being targeted.
Exactly.
Yeah, Mac people were never a big enough deal.
To be clear as well, they are.
In two years when we do our next show,
I think I'll answer the question differently.
Because I think it will be at a point
where it will be...
I just don't know where we are today.
You think it will happen,
but we don't have to pre-prepare for it.
We have to shut the stable door
after the horse has bolted.
No, okay.
No, I think that what we do...
No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
No, no, no.
Backpedal, backpedal, backpedal.
That's what I said.
I'm saying that as we get closer to...
We will hear...
Is it because...
We will hear more and more
people getting compromised on Linux.
And at that point, I think...
Wouldn't it be nice to make sure
that no one gets owned
rather than wait until a few examples
have been owned and then fixing it?
No, because...
Can't we preemptively fix it
so no one gets owned ever?
No, I mean...
Wouldn't that be nice?
You can do,
but I think that the risk is so tiny today
that I think it will be...
Is that because you think
we have more savvy users at the moment?
And it wasn't until the Mac started
getting less savvy users
or more regular people using it
that they started falling for this pop-up
that sort of says,
your Mac is...
It's a combination of that.
Well, that's surely the case.
At the moment, at present,
your average Linux user
is significantly more clueful
than your average Windows user.
Agreed.
But certain distributions
are targeting less clueful users.
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
So are you not concerned?
No, I mean, like I say,
I think it's...
John O. seems not to be.
Not yet.
As I've said...
Bear with me.
How hard would it be to just...
Does the solution to this already exist?
If we just basically turned on
Clamav for everybody by default,
would that potentially solve the problem
or does it require...
It's not going to stop Windows popping up, is it?
No one has ever been able to...
How does it stop it from...
What I don't know is,
is that sort of thing stopped
by Norton Antivirus, for example?
On Windows?
Are Windows people still vulnerable
to exactly this kind of attack?
Or has this problem been solved on Windows?
And if so,
does the software that solved it on Windows
solve it on Linux as well?
Good question,
which I don't know the answer to.
Right, okay.
I think the key thing in my mind
is that with anything,
you assess the level of threat
at any one time.
And I think that when you start thinking
that there is going to be...
that there is going to be a risk,
you definitely want to get in there
and have a solution.
And it strikes me that...
It's a black swan, isn't it?
It's beyond the question.
I just think that, to me,
it would be like...
the analogy would be...
In some ways,
the analogy is like the terrorism thing.
Like, the risk of terrorism
after 2000...
you know, 2001
was seen to be much higher,
particularly in the US.
And therefore,
it kicked in a ton of extra...
of extra processes
and stuff like that.
Some people think
that it's been a bit heavyweight.
And I'm not saying
that we shouldn't care about the problem.
I'm just saying that...
A bit heavyweight.
Carry on.
Well, it depends
which bit you're talking about.
Like, walking through a scanner
at an airport
is one thing.
Getting a machine...
Making a machine scan you naked
is a different thing.
You know,
taking little bottles
of stuff on the plane.
We're not going to have a fight
about the anti-terrorism.
Bring us back
onto the point a bit.
My point is that
I don't think that
just because there is the possibility
that someone can be owned
with a virus,
that that means that we have to
build all of this stuff.
I think we look at the level of threat
and then we react.
And today,
I don't believe,
given the fact that
I don't know anyone,
speaking personally,
I don't know anybody
who is...
ever had this happen to them.
So you're drawing the distinction...
12 months ago,
it never happened on a Mac.
You're drawing the distinction
between a threat
and a potential threat.
Hang on a minute.
Which is a perfectly
different distinction to draw.
Do you think that,
given that now
some people have suffered
this problem on a Mac,
should Apple have done
something preemptively
or were they...
What do you want them
to do preemptively?
This is what I'm...
I'm not sure.
Okay, security is a good thing,
yes.
Not having security flaws.
But you can't write
an anti-virus scanner
that scans for a virus
that doesn't exist.
Some of the stuff...
First of all,
that's exactly what
anti-virus people do.
They use heuristics
to try and detect
what's going on.
It's not just
all signature-based.
Because there are no...
Because there are no
Linux viruses,
how do you write
the heuristics to...
But the second point is
there are things
other than anti-virus
you could do.
For instance,
you could sandbox
every program.
Right, okay.
So even if it gets
infected by a virus,
that virus can't do anything
because it can't read
and write any of your files,
it can't connect to the network
without permission.
If only there was
some kind of
security-enhanced Linux
that we could run.
Well, exactly.
There's a bunch of research
and work going into
doing that.
I know Fedora and Red Hat
have done quite a lot of work
on things like
SELinux.
There's AppArmor.
There are people working
on individually
sandboxing applications.
Well, yeah, exactly.
You know, although
most of their work
is not available to us.
It's open source.
No, no, no.
The bit they've decided
to open source
is available to us.
I'm quite sure
there's a bunch of
other internal NSA work
about hardening programs
which is not on
fucking SourceForge
or GitHub
or wherever it is, right?
But, yeah,
so there is a bunch of work
going into this.
A lot of the work
is quite academic
at the moment.
I mean, the only thing
I ever hear about
SELinux from desktop users
rather than server users
is how to turn it off
like Pulse Audio
used to be.
I actually think
there's also risks
that are not virus-based
that we face in Linux
that we haven't solved.
So a good example is
one of the problems
that we face in the Ubuntu forums
is, you know,
someone will go and ask
a question about something
or somebody will ask
if a certain piece
of software is available
for the latest version
of Ubuntu
and then somebody
will attach a dev
that they built
to a forums post
and some people
have installed
these devs
and they've hosed
their systems.
At which point,
epic fail.
That's not a virus
but that includes
some of the risks.
It's not...
That kind of Trojan attack
is actually...
That's interesting.
Is it malware?
If I say to you,
go to your machine
and type
sudo rm-rf slash,
is that malware?
Yes.
But by a pretty
stretched definition
of the term.
I'm not installing it,
am I?
So it's not anything weird.
If you give somebody
a dev and say
install that
and it'll do something nice
and it does something...
I'll give you a script
and that's it.
I'll give you a script
which does that.
Is it malware?
I mean,
almost the definition
of malware is stuff
that does something
secretive, right?
It does something malicious.
That's what malware is.
If you say to aid,
type in rm-rf,
you know it's going
to fuck his system.
That's malicious.
That's why it's called
malware,
not secretware.
But somebody making
a dev because they think
it will genuinely
solve somebody's problem
and then they don't realise
because they're maybe
not as technically
proficient at packaging
and it hoses their system.
Because your problem
is not people posting
devs to the forums
which deliberately
screw up people's systems.
It's people who
built a dev incorrectly
which uninstalls
your graphics driver
by accident.
And then that gets
back to the sandbox
and I think we're going
to start seeing more of that
that we need to solve
that will be the precursor
to the virus thing.
Because we've been seeing
this with installing
applications.
We've got this thing
in Ubuntu called Extras
where you can install
applications outside
the repository.
I think I've read
all about them.
Nice.
And,
you know,
one of the things
that we have is
we don't have a sandboxed
environment so we have
a process which is
a bit more heavyweight
to make sure that
these things are
properly checked.
It's not like Android
where everything is
much more sandboxed.
I think we'll have to
face the same thing
with Linux.
Yeah, I mean that's
the difference between
say iOS and Android
is the iOS stuff
is all checked by hand
to make sure that
an application doesn't
do anything malicious.
Android gets around
the fact that they
don't have an army
of people to check this
or they don't want that
by demanding that
your application
individually requires
all the permissions
it wants.
So in theory,
at least,
a user can look at that
and say,
I don't want it to
send emails or make
phone calls.
Is that then the problem
when you talk about
something we can do
beforehand?
Is that basically
because Linux users
in general do go onto
the internet and they
download stuff because,
you know,
we're taught to do that.
That's how you get
any software is you do
yum install or
whatever the dev
equivalent is.
We're just so used to
downloading stuff on
the internet and not
really worrying about it.
Maybe we should
therefore be training
people to actually be
a little bit more
cautious about what
they, you know,
only download something
that's signed or,
only download something
that you trust.
Well, I'd say that
rather than downloading
random devs off a
forum.
Well, I'd say that we
should be doing that
with, you know,
you download it from
the Red Hat Archive
or the Ubuntu Archive
or the Debian Archive.
Stuff that appears
in Ubuntu Software
Center is trust.
I don't know about
you guys, but for me,
installing a dev
outside of the archive
feels weird.
Yeah, I don't like
doing it.
I very, very much
dislike installing.
But that's us, you
know, we wouldn't do
that.
I do like doing it,
but I do actually do it.
That's a good point.
And that's where I think
we'll see the
first wave of
malicious software is
when people start
making these devs.
Like, the Ubuntu
forums is not much
of a risk because
it's still people like
us.
Yeah.
And there are
Android viruses.
For example, and
there are no iOS
viruses, but that's
because everything is
individually checked
by people.
There are Android
viruses.
So it means that you
have to say, you have
to grant them
permission, but
you might be an
exception here, but
as a fairly technical
group of people, how
often do you read
through the list of
stuff a program wants
and then say, no, I'm
not going to allow it
just on the calendar?
I do, and I always
wish that you could
untick those things so
you can say, well, I
want the program, but
I don't want it to
make phone calls.
I don't want it to be
able to make phone
calls, yeah.
You see, my problem
with doing that is
that every game you'd
install only needs to
access the internet, so
the ads work, which
means you just untick
that, and then the
game manufacturers
don't make any money,
and then they stop
making games.
Yeah, the problem
with the Android
thing is it's like a
click-through EULA,
or an installer.
You just keep
clicking the button
until it goes away.
It's much smaller.
No, but what I mean
is the user, they're
like, I want Angry
Birds to work.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
If Angry Birds needs
this stuff, then it
can have this stuff
fine, no problem.
Do you remember the
Lug Radio app that
you wrote?
When I installed it
on my phone, it
says, I need
everything, I need
to do everything
on your phone, I
need to be able to
read this, and I
spoke to you, and
I'm like, why does
that application need
to do all these
things, and your
answer was?
That I hadn't
worked out how to
turn them off.
That it doesn't, and
you hadn't worked
out how to turn
them off.
But you'll notice I
wasn't distributing it
to the public, I was
just reading it to you
to test it.
The embodiment of
Lug Radio in the
app itself.
One of the important
pieces of feedback I
got is that I had to
learn how to turn
all that crap off,
which you were quite
right, and that was
useful feedback.
I do remember
when he swore at
the person to be
a dick, by the
way.
I do remember
Dave, you were
kicking for that as
well, so he obviously
managed to get a copy
of it.
No, but because,
I went, yeah, well
here's the app,
whatever, I've got
enough time to work
on it.
So what do we
think, I mean?
Don't download
anything.
It's coming from
Mac, that's what
we're saying.
All viruses come
from me, don't
worry about it.
So let's spin around
and see what we
think.
I think that we
need to keep an
eye on the problem
and at some point
before it becomes
too big of a
problem, we're
going to probably
need to build
something into
Linux distributions.
What do you
think?
So you want to
be reactive?
Yes.
It looks like he
wants to be proactive.
I would like to be
more proactive than
we are, probably not
as proactive as you
think we ought to be,
but at the moment, a
lot of the research
and work that's going
into sandboxing
applications, protecting
ourselves against
this stuff, is very
very theoretical and
academic.
I would like somebody
to step up and do
this properly, whether
that's Red Hat or
Canonical or Novell
or a committed group
of people building an
open source thing and
then working with the
distributions to make
it happen or whatever.
Do you guys ship
SELinux or
Apple?
Apple.
I'm still Apple.
I believe.
Do you actually use
SELinux, Aid?
Oh yeah, hell yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Right, okay, Aid,
what do you think?
Yeah, I think we
should.
Be proactive, definitely.
Probably the most
proactive out of all of
us, okay?
I think there's almost
not, there's not much
you can do proactively
in technical terms.
SELinux is a similar
kind of a start, but
it's all in the
education of people
saying don't run
stupid, you know,
don't run stuff from
down over to the
internet, don't run
our M minus I, you
know.
Well, I think
educating people is
going to fail miserably.
Yes, I agree with
that.
I have more faith in
humanity than you.
It's not humanity so
much as giving the
fact that he's
just drunk four
cartons of devil's
shit.
I'm not surprised
you've got more
faith in him.
It's not faith, it's
that people don't want
to learn because they're
not interested.
Why the fuck should
they have to learn
about computers?
They want to type a
letter.
Why do they have to
learn about what
SELinux is?
This stuff is going
to have to be built
into the operating
system.
At this point, I'm
not particularly
concerned.
I see no immediate
threat, but I guess
in the next five to
ten years we're going
to see it growing.
Five to ten?
Yeah.
You don't see us
taking on new users
that quickly then?
No, I don't think
it's going to happen
quickly.
It's the end of the
desktop.
I don't think it's
going to happen in
two years' time, or
even three.
The problem is...
Maybe four.
Have you thought
about joining the
Chronicle Marketing
Department?
It sounds like
they're missing an
important voice.
I don't think it's
going to happen,
dude.
It's all fucked.
It's just going to
carry on growing.
I don't think it's
just going to go
bang and there we
are.
Anyway, back at the
point.
That's exactly what
happened on the Mac.
One minute there was
nothing.
Just a minute.
Everyone was
being...
The problem is you've
got to know how to
solve the problem in
the first place, and
Windows people never
really figured it out.
They know how to
minimise the risk, but
there's no silver
bullet.
SE Linux could do
the job, but it's
really fucking hard.
It isn't.
To you.
You did a fucking
course in it.
You're a certified
Red Hat trainer.
If you're not the
normal use case,
it's not that hard.
How hard is
SPSS?
It's considerably
easier for someone
doing a PhD than
the rest of us.
And there it is.
So, I mean, first
of all, you've got to
work out how you're
going to solve the
problem in the first
place, because Windows
people haven't figured
it out.
I remember laughing
at the way they
took that.
It's not up to people
to work it out.
It's up to the
distro producer to
write the right policy
so they don't have to
care.
That's exactly the
point I was trying to
make, which is you
can't leave it to the
people because it's
too hard for average
people.
But doesn't the
distro manufacturers
writing the policy
rely on them
inspecting every
application?
Yeah, I mean, that
is the problem.
So, are you proposing
to do what iOS have
done?
Have someone at
Red Hat or whatever
approve every
application?
You can have a
default.
Isn't the default
going to be lock
everything down so
applications don't
work?
You can't write any
data to anywhere.
You can't connect to
the network.
So, how will you
solve that problem
then?
When I install my
application which
wants to connect to
the network, am I
going to have to
tick a thing like on
Android?
Do we think the
Android approach is a
good approach?
I like the Android
approach.
To be fair, Red
Hat and Debian and
Ubuntu already do that
manual human check-in
process.
That's what the
archive is.
Everything that goes
into there is checked
by core developers.
And that's the reason
why I think that we
haven't had as much
of a problem.
Part of it is the
fact that we're too
small.
But bear in mind that
people post devs on
the forums because
getting them into the
archives is a pain in
the arse.
So, it's a lot easier
to say, look, here's a
dev on the forum or
on my website.
I mean, Skype, don't
put things in the
archive there.
What do we do about
closed source?
I agree that we're
going to face this more
and more, but I think
part of what we need to
do is, and this is what
we're trying to do with
Ubuntu with the extras
thing, is to try and
simplify how you can
get the software in
there.
Like, yeah, right now,
I think it's safe to say
that with both, with
Debian, with Ubuntu,
and with Red Hat,
you have to invest a
lot of your time and
effort to become a
developer to get
involved in any of the
distributions.
And I think that one
thing that we can
probably all learn
from is how we
simplify that process,
but in a way that
doesn't sell the farm.
Like, the Android thing
to me is interesting,
but relying on users
to approve access to
different parts of the
phone doesn't make
sense.
That's what worries
me, that real people,
and I include myself in
this, just go, well, I
want this app, so yeah,
okay, fine.
I mean, there are a
few things.
If I'm installing a
game and it says,
wants to be able to
send premium SMSs,
I'll think, no,
bugger off.
How about I don't
install a game?
I'll install this.
But it's just like, it
wants access to the
internet, and it wants
access to my contacts.
That's quite, you know,
if it's doing something
like that, that's quite
useful, but...
Why does the game need
access to your contacts?
No, I'm not talking
about a game here, but
an application which does
something like that, I
can't stop it then,
taking all my contacts
and emailing it to the
developer, because the
permissions aren't
fine-grained enough.
And it's already
annoying to have to say,
I want this and this
and this and this and
this.
If you make it more
fine-grained, it's even
more annoying and makes
people even more likely
to say, fuck it,
whatever.
So, it's the end of
the show, and in fact
it's the end of the
season, but anyway,
it's time for the
emails.
We don't have any
fucking emails.
We don't have any
emails.
Yeah, why didn't
people email us this
season?
It's been a good
season, though, hasn't
it?
It has been.
What's your favourite
bit?
Fucking without a
doubt, Adam drinking
the filler.
Thank you, thank you
very much, thank you.
No, I actually think
my favourite bit is
my favourite bit of
the whole season has
been the discussion
about antiviruses.
Ah, okay.
That was really
interesting.
That was a very
in-depth discussion.
All the way back in
episode one, I thought
that was really good.
Yeah, yeah.
God, it's such a long
time ago.
It seems a long time
ago, yeah, it does,
doesn't it?
Yeah.
Maybe we should redo
that drinking thing
again, because it's
been a while.
Let's do that more.
I'm sure we could
rustle some up.
We've still got some
of the ingredients.
I bet you could,
couldn't you?
So, we have to say
it's going to be a
while until the next
season.
We're taking a summer
break.
Yeah, it's the summer.
Yeah, until like
2017.
We only have time
to recover and
recuperate from the
hard season.
Especially Tony and
Laura, they need a lot
of time to recuperate.
You should say thank
you very much to
Tony and Laura for
doing all the actual
work to make this
possible.
We should be clear,
we're not starting
again, right?
Yes.
No, we're not.
Well, maybe.
We're not starting
again.
You say that.
We're not starting
again.
We're not.
We're not doing it?
We're not.
I'm hearing yes.
We went through this
with,
bloody lug radio
live, but it took a
year to convince
everybody that we
weren't doing it
again, but we're not
doing it again.
So, you know, thanks
again to Tony and
Laura for, you know,
we're in a very small
hotel room in central
Birmingham and we just
said we want to do a
show and they came up.
Well, that's not
straight true.
We said we want to go
drinking.
Do you want to come
with us?
And then we said,
oh, why are you
coming anyway?
Bring a shitload of
mics and stuff.
Yeah, and they set
everything up and,
you know, we're getting
them a hotel room and
that's all they wanted,
right?
Oh, will you stop?
The look,
I've just got from
Tony suggests that he's
looking for something
more specifically from
aid than he's actually
going to get.
And we should also
plug OgCamp, right?
We should, actually,
yes.
Since otherwise this
might not get edited
at all.
What is it, 13th and
14th of August?
I'll be there.
Chris, you'll be there?
I'll be there, yep.
I'll be there.
Adam will be there.
I'll be in San
Francisco, so I won't
be there.
I'll be at home in
America, so I will not
be there.
I would like to have
come, but yes, very
much so.
13th, 14th of
August, in Farnham.
Which is in
Surrey.
OgCamp.org, is it?
OgCamp.org.
And there's still
tickets available, I
believe.
How many tickets are
available?
About 30 at the
moment.
About 30.
30 or so tickets.
And people, are the
tickets free?
Are they a free
ticket?
Yes.
The one and only
time I've been to an
OgCamp, it was
rocking, so everybody
should go.
It's a great event.
I've been to them
all, and they've all
been rocking.
Wow.
Don't let the fact
that Chris is there
dissuade you from
going.
Can we edit that
bit out?
So that's it.
Thank you very much.
It's been, just to be
clear, we're not doing
this again.
It's pretty emotional.
Maybe occasionally.
We happen to be around
for beer, so you might
hear the next episode
again in, when?
2018 or something like
that.
I guess.
Okay.
But for now, it's the
end of the show, it's
the end of the series.
Thank you very much.
Hear me now.
And goodbye.
Goodbye.
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