TUTT 2011 E1 – Eliza Skinner of Nasty Cute
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TUTT 2011 E1 – Eliza Skinner of Nasty Cute
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Tracks Up the Tree, your old favorite back again for
a new season, 2011, episode one.
On today's show, we're going to be interviewing the lovely, the talented, the beautiful Eliza
Skinner.
We'll be asking her about her new move to L.A., her improv groups that she's with both
here in New York and out in L.A., Tyler Perry, because how can you have any, any podcast
without mentioning Tyler Perry?
And also, her new website and also internet phenomenon, Nasty Cute, with readings from
Nasty Cute by the one and only Eliza Skinner.
So, I hope you enjoy the show and this first song.
Enjoy.
Darling, you are all I need.
All I need.
You, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll stay if you ask me to, ask me to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
We've spent the night out, long for a key, it drains the confidence out of me.
So let it show its way to a star, oh, say, will you have said it before?
Darling, you know I love you, I love you, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll stay if you ask me to, ask me to, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Standing there looking so sweet, told me that I'm crazy, then I see it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll stay if you ask me to, ask me to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Those deep words break in the old mixed sounds, reminding me that I'm not around.
You know that I would never forget the days we spent and could ask.
Long for a pass, long for a pass, when we're through is all I ask.
Long for a pass.
Long for a pass, when we're through is all I ask.
Please let me through, we must be done to save, we must make you know the waves crash my soul asleep.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Shebang.
Hi.
Hello.
Thank you for being on the show.
Thank you for having me.
This is Eliza Skinner.
If you don't know Eliza Skinner from her amazing website, ElizaSkinner.net.
Dot net.
This is Eliza Skinner.
Hello.
Hello, Eliza Skinner.
This is the internet.
I found White House.
I'm sorry I'm sick, so my voice sounds.
That's all right.
Sick.
That's all right.
Everybody's allowed to be sick.
I'm not doing my usual drinking of a beer.
It's a little bit early on a Sunday afternoon.
So you're back from Los Angeles.
Los Angeles.
Yeah, just for a couple of days.
Just came back for a show.
What show is that?
Baby Wants Candy.
Oh, I've never heard of it.
It's a musical improv group.
They've been around for about 13 years.
I've seen that a few times.
Yeah.
And we had a show in New York and they flew me out for that.
Very nice.
Yeah.
Very nice.
But how are you adjusting to L.A.?
I know that you've been a New Yorker for 10 years.
Mm-hmm.
And recently moved out to L.A., much to the chagrin of...
You.
Me.
Okay.
Mostly me.
But other people also.
A lot of other people were very upset to see you leave.
Yeah, I've been adjusting pretty well.
I've actually been in New York a bunch since I moved, so it's still a whole lot of back and forth.
But I really like it out there.
I mean, this is the best time of year to move there.
Right.
Because it's disgusting here in New York and snowy and super cold, like punishing from God cold.
I know.
And there it's 80 degrees.
I know.
That's every time I get an update.
Bitch, please.
Oh, that's so upsetting.
It's so upsetting.
I keep on thinking that New York is the best place to live if you want to complain about the weather.
Yeah.
It's just always, there's always something new.
Even if you like snow, there's reason enough to get frustrated by the lack of it or too much of it or...
Yeah, but there's two weeks in April and two weeks in September or October that it's beautiful.
Yes.
Oh, absolutely.
And then that's it.
So, yeah, the weather is really nice.
And the big...
Quality of life thing that I've noticed is that here in New York, things aren't that much cheaper in LA.
But here in New York, you have to buy whatever you can get on your block.
You know, if you need food or a colander or whatever, you just get what's in your neighborhood.
And in LA, you get in your car and you go...
To Colander City.
Yeah, to wherever you want to get the actual thing that you want.
And, you know, you have like some choice.
And a lot more freedom.
Yeah, I feel it's much more local here.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, which I guess should be good.
And it feels like a really stupid kind of thing to focus on.
But I like that.
Just being able to be where I want to be.
Also, you don't need to carry everything around in a gigantic bag all the time.
That's true.
Yeah.
That was starting to really hurt my back.
This is fascinating.
It's supposed to be a...
It's like being a turtle.
What?
Being a New Yorker.
Like you have to carry everything on your back all the time.
It's true.
I'm...
I have this blog that I follow that's these two girls in...
One is in Northern Virginia.
One is in Richmond, Virginia.
And I don't know where the other one is.
But they do this blog about what they're wearing all the time.
And one of them bought a new purse.
And she was like, is this purse too big for me?
And all these people commenting.
They were like, that purse is gigantic.
You can't wear that purse.
And I was like, really?
That's the way...
The regular size.
Yeah.
In New York, your purse has to be super gigantic.
Because it has to carry everything for your whole day.
Your purse carries everything that your car would.
Plus anything that you want.
That you would have made a trip home for.
Right.
And then you also have your strand bag or something else to carry all the other stuff.
And so you wind up sort of becoming a Sherpa around New York.
Yeah.
Carrying everything with you.
All your goods.
Yeah.
It's a step away from being a homeless person.
Being a New Yorker.
It's being a homeless person with a home.
Yeah.
So you love it here.
I do love it.
Well, I love parts of it.
And then there's other parts that make me crazy.
Being a New Yorker forever and ever and ever and ever.
Yeah.
You know, there are little bits that I miss about New York.
Especially cultural things.
But the other nice thing about being in L.A. is that, well, two things.
You know, I have a new city to explore.
Right.
Whereas I got to the point in New York where I felt like there was no street that I could walk down and be like,
Ooh, what's this?
What's this area?
What's this little?
There's always a street in Chinatown.
No, not even in Chinatown.
That's the sad part.
I walk down to Chinatown every time I walk down.
It's like, what?
What's this street?
Yeah.
No, well, because I worked on Wall Street for a while.
Just like temping on Wall Street for a while.
I got used to that area of the city, too.
Right.
And I was like, all right.
Well, I've used up this entire island.
Yeah.
I don't even know what's down there.
It's no man's land.
So it's nice to explore a new city.
And it's also nice to kind of redefine myself, my career.
Because in New York, I've done so much work with musical improv.
That's very much how I've been seen.
Right.
So I would try to get booked on a show as a stand-up.
And contact people who I've known for years and be like, hey, I'd love to do your show.
They're like, what are you, are you going to bring a piano?
I don't understand.
Are you coming with a group?
What are you going to do?
Like, stand-up.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I've been doing stand-up for a couple of years now.
And in L.A., I'm like, yeah, can I do your stand-up show?
And they're like, great.
Okay.
Right.
You're a comedian.
We believe you.
You don't have to wear a mustache.
Yeah, I don't have to explain.
Okay, there's different aspects to what I do.
Well, let's explore more after another song.
Okay.
The first one was Long Boat Pass by a band that I just found out about called Tennis on the album Cape Dory.
And the next one is Got to Move by Cake off their new album, Showroom of Compassion, which I am, I'm not sold on yet.
But this is a good song, and I think you guys will enjoy it.
So.
Sit back and relax.
You have always got to move.
You're always trying to prove that there is something new in everything you do.
You are mostly in your car.
You always seem so far.
No matter where you are.
Yo.
Thinking of your car and everything you say is really just a play for you to get your way.
And I found out yesterday that no matter what you say and no matter what you do, that you have got to.
You have always got to move your racing just to prove that.
And I found out yesterday that no matter what you say and no matter what you do, that you have got to.
You have always got to move your racing just to prove that.
There is something new in everything you do.
You are mostly on the phone.
You say you're coming home.
You say you're all alone.
But I know you're not alone.
And everything you say is really just a play for you to get your way.
And I found out yesterday that no matter what you say and no matter what you do, that you have got to.
There's always something new in everything you say and no matter what you say and no matter what you do, that you have got to move.
Yo.
Thank you.
You have always got to move your racing just to prove that there is something new in everything you do.
You have always got to move the racing just to prove that
there is something new in everything you do.
You have always got to move the racing just to prove that
So, cake.
I'm still totally not sold on this album.
It sounds like they might be cake giants.
Whoa, I don't know if that's an insult.
They might be giant cakes.
I like that.
Also, it's making me hungry for tons of cake.
I prefer tiny cakes.
Really?
I would much rather have a pile of little tiny cakes than one big cake.
Yeah, I feel like with cake, the problem is consistency across the cake.
When you get a slice of cake, when you get to the outside, that's a whole mess.
I feel the same way about cake as I do about pancakes.
That's just too much.
But if you gave me a bunch of nickel-sized pancakes,
Right.
Yum.
That's not going to happen.
I hope you weren't expecting that.
No, not here, but someday.
Okay.
Well, that's all it takes.
And the thing is...
If I had known, I would have done this earlier.
I'm not crazy about cupcakes.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying if you could get me, like, again, quarter-sized little tiny cakes, I guess,
petit fours.
Petit fours are pretty close to that.
Right.
That would be great.
Why don't somebody make that as a candy?
Like, when I go to the movies, I want to get a little baggie of cake bites.
This is...
It feels like you're giving away...
Okay.
Genius ideas.
I can't keep them all inside my brain, Ben.
I get too many of them.
I know you do.
If they don't come out, I get all stuffed up like I am.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's adorable, right?
Yeah, it is.
Adorable and funny.
It is.
You seem like a very small person when you're all stuffed up.
Yeah.
On the radio or whatever this is.
Well...
On the podcast.
Yeah.
You sound very small.
I do live in an acorn underneath a buttercup.
Well, that is true.
The apartments are small in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
So, you moved out...
Right.
...with a group.
You started a group here in New York called Diamond Lion.
I did.
At the UCB Theater.
That's where...
Yes.
The Apprenticeship Theater.
Mm-hmm.
Down in Chelsea.
Correct.
And you were one of the few improvisers who actually moved out and brought the band...
Well, not really a band, but you brought Diamond Lion...
Sort of.
Um...
So, Diamond Lion started out as six people.
Yes?
I think so.
Yeah.
Three girls and three boys.
Definitely.
And Thomas Middleditch...
I put the group together and then Thomas moved out to L.A. and then I came out to L.A.
And so, by the time I went out there, he was already there.
Right.
And my friend, Eugene Cordero, who I've performed with for a very long time...
Right.
He's been in movies and stuff.
Oh, yes.
He's done lots of great, fun, awesome projects.
Sorry.
Very funny guy.
Yeah.
He was already out there.
Also, Thomas Middleditch is funny.
I don't want to...
Yeah.
No.
They're all awesome people.
He's a jerk.
Um...
But they were both...
Thomas moved out there and then Eugene was already there and I knew Eugene would be a
great fit.
So, I had him come start doing the shows and he really liked it and so he wanted to get
into it.
So, that's sort of our bulb basis...
For...
For the West Coast group.
Um...
Well, it's great because, again, all the people in Diamondland are really, really talented.
Right.
They're all established comedians and improvisers.
Yeah.
Very established.
And so, they're traveling a lot.
Right.
So, like next month, we've got two shows in...
I don't know how many shows they're doing here at the UCB in New York, but we're doing
two in LA.
And for the second one, Tara Copeland will be there.
Oh, great.
And I think Jeff Hiller will be out there also.
Who...
And they're both East Coast cast members.
Mm-hmm.
So, they'll be able to jump into the West Coast show.
And I think it's...
So, it's great for all of us and we are trying to bring in some more West Coast permanent
members.
Right.
Totally.
But so far, we've been getting shorter time slots there.
Mm-hmm.
And musical improv is...
It kind of takes more time than regular improv shows.
Right.
How so?
Well, because with a regular improv show, if you have like four scenes, and let's say
each of those scenes is about three minutes long, then you got like a 16-minute show,
16-minute set.
Right.
If you do musical improv, you're going to have those scenes and then there's going to
be a song.
So, you're going to add...
So, it like doubles the time.
So, we're used to doing hour-long shows.
And right now, they only have enough time in their schedule, at least in February, for
half-hour slots.
So, keeping the cast small helps us keep the show...
Totally.
...in line with the time slot.
Just a little bit more condensed.
Yeah.
And a little bit more active.
Yeah.
And focused.
So, it's a little bit more of a musical improv rather than stringing it out.
Right.
Just packed full of laughs.
It kind of is.
It's really...
It's super, super fun.
I've been...
Well, all those people out there are amazing improvisers.
Yeah.
I mean, I've been involved with a lot of different projects.
As I said, Baby Wants Candy is also a great musical improv show.
Right.
Absolutely.
But Diamond Lion has a great combination as a performer for me of all of the story and
music elements that some of the other shows have, but it's got a lot of freedom.
Right.
It's a very different show.
I mean, Baby Wants Candy is very narrative-based, and it's like watching a musical.
It's like watching a real musical.
It really is.
Yeah.
And if you watch it, I know that my parents have seen the show many times, and most of
the people I know have seen the show.
You would be hard-pressed at a Baby Wants Candy show to even understand that it's not
a written musical.
Yeah.
Because it seems totally written.
Yeah.
And everything is thought out.
You're like, wow, this is great.
And usually, they're actually better than musicals.
Well, I always ... I feel like they're better than musicals.
They're spontaneous.
And it has the full band, which is really exciting, too.
Right.
Last night, we did a show at the Soho Playhouse, a Baby Wants Candy show.
Is that where they're now?
That's where they are now.
Yeah.
That's where they're doing the shows now.
It was the first time that the band was facing us, and so it was the first time I got more
of an accurate idea of what the blend of the band is.
It sounds completely different than it always used to, so that was exciting, also.
But, yeah.
Baby Wants Candy is like a real musical.
Right.
And Diamond Lion is like an improv show with music in it.
Right.
Absolutely.
It's very much more ... And also, in Diamond Lion, you also do ... A guest comes.
Yeah.
That's really fun.
Normally, someone who's not a musical improviser ...
Exactly.
... is forced into singing a song.
Yeah.
A lot of songs.
Yeah.
Which is really, really fun.
And, it's surprising.
It kind of ...
Yeah.
It brings out some good stuff in those performers.
Sometimes, there are performers that I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm sure that person's going to
do great.
James Eason, he's going to do great in a Diamond Lion show.
No problem.
And then, I'll put in someone like Will Hines or Joe Wengert, who people are like, oh, really?
Doing a musical?
That's not what I would have expected them to do.
Right.
And they do gangbusters, also.
Right.
In really different ways.
I think, as a result of some of the Diamond Lion shows, Will Hines might have even been
asked to do Baby Wants Candy tour shows.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I think that those also, those people, all those people that you mentioned are sort of
these real pillars in the improv community.
Yeah.
And, they're extremely funny people, but they're not people that you would normally say, like,
these are the people who normally would sing songs.
Right.
By any stretch of the imagination.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I keep forgetting that this is such a weird niche world that I work in, that not everybody
knows all these people that I'm talking about.
That's what you're here to explain, all these loving people out there.
And so, we'll take another song break, and then we'll move in to even more news about
Les Skinner.
Well, we'll get to that in a minute.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
Oh, to you, girl
Oh, you, girl
No matter how far this is going
Well, I just want you to know
That my heart will always be true
For you
guitar solo
I swear
True
Oh
guitar solo
That was
one of my
favorite
songs
by an artist
called Dirty Beaches
It's called True Blue
It's on an EP
called True Blue
Black and White
Sweet 17
Really good
I love
that song
I love
how lo-fi it is
All the songs
I'm playing tonight
are kind of
50s-esque
inspired
I've been really
into this sort of
new revival
of sort of
doo-wop
Cool, that's very hip
It's very hip
It's very hip and cool
I'm in the wrong
borough for it
I'm just
I'm in the wrong
borough for it
I just
am excited
about anything
that doesn't sound
like it was
auto-tuned to death
Yeah
I'm so sick
of all these pop songs
that sound like
they were
churned out of a machine
I think they are machines
I think all those people
who do it
I mean they're just so
they're so perfect
Yeah
I heard somebody
telling a story
I went to The Moth
last week in LA
which is a great
storytelling series
And podcast
and radio show
and this guy
told a story
that one of the
small details in it
was that he was
seeing a show
at a just small
music venue there
that his friends
were playing at
and they played
either right after
or right before
Katy Perry
the night that
Katy Perry kind of
got discovered
or signed
and it was just
so weird to me
to think of her
playing in some
little clubs
I guess that's
I guess pop stars
have to do that too
they don't just
I don't know
get dropped off
by their parents
I don't know
what I thought it was
Or by the stork
I assume they're just
or in a vat
of like
DNA
I don't know
Exactly
Yes
The Katy Perry pod
is almost ready
It feels like that
sometimes
You're just like
What?
This is a crazy
crazy crazy woman
who just appeared
out of nowhere
Especially when they
come out with
cupcake boobs
It's true
Well it's not
You don't have to
complain about everything
I'm not complaining
I'm just saying
it makes sense
to think she was
made in a factory
It is
Yeah absolutely
Perhaps a cheesecake factory
Oh
Yeah
She might have
We don't know
where her parents
what her parents ate
before they did it
to conceive her
Right
That's not good?
No that's gross
Okay
So you
So besides doing
musical improv
which is one
side of what you do
You also teach
and you also make
internet
YouTube videos
I do
You've had a lot
of amazing success
with some of your
internet videos
I sound like an old man
So tell me about
your internet videos
Well
First you get a little
picture book
and then you flip it
with your thumb
Right
And then you
Yeah no
I have had some
success with
internet videos
My most recent
most popular one
was Eliza Skinner
Loves Tyler Perry
Right
I do remember that
Which is true
first of all
It is
Very true
People think that
sometimes you are
pretending
Yeah
As some like
ongoing bit
Or ironic
Yeah
Like you're
very ironic
I genuinely love him
But nobody ever
says that
to like
some smart
dude
cool dude
Cause I'm a cool lady
Nobody would say that
to some cool dude
who's like
Oh yeah
You know
I love
Transformers
I love
Michael Bay movies
They wouldn't be like
Really
You're joking
Is that an ironic joke
They'd be like
Oh I get it
It's like what you do
on Sundays
and whatever
And that's how I feel
about Tyler Perry
He's
He is the emotional
equivalent
He is to emotional movies
what Michael Bay
is to action movies
Like instead of
just
one car exploding
and everybody being like
That was scary
It's like
a car
that crashes
into a boat
that gets dropped
by a helicopter
onto a bus
of children
and they all explode
I haven't seen
a Tyler Perry movie
in a long time
Tyler Perry
Well that's Michael Bay
Tyler Perry
does that
but with emotional things
Right
Like instead of
somebody like
slapping a lady
they like
smack her
into a wall
and then drop her kids
out a window
while telling her
that they gave her AIDS
And it's like
Whoa
So much crazy
bad things
at work
for months
that it's
exciting
Yeah I know
Every time
you've been like
let's go see
a Tyler Perry movie
and we don't
I always regret
I was like
Oh I should see
a Tyler Perry movie
Yeah well because
every time that happens
we go see some
shitty movie instead
We saw
Clash of the Titans
Yes that was horrible
We saw
Due Date
Yeah that was terrible
Which broke
my heart
Yes that did
It broke my heart too
I could not love
two performers
More
They're both
Yeah all the
like on
paper that was
an incredible
Right
movie
Two amazing
performers
and an adorable dog
I know
This can't go wrong
Oh wait
Wait
It did
Yeah it did
It did
Those were the two
that were like
Okay we're gonna
go see
Oh
Yeah
I
So next time
Tyler Perry movie
Absolutely
Thank you
You're allowed
Thank you
I submit
I apologize
But yeah
The Tyler Perry
Eliza Skinner
Loves Tyler Perry
is me doing
an audition
for all the
because I love
Tyler Perry
I would love to be
in one of his movies
but there are
almost no parts
for white people
Right
So I figured out
the five parts
that I could play
and audition for them
and it got very popular
but a lot of people
also kind of felt
like I was complaining
that there weren't
more parts
Right
I am not
I love that there aren't
I love that he has
created his own thing
with his own
set of rules
and his own world
like without worrying
what Hollywood
or white people
or anybody else
Right
say about it
He's like
I'm doing this
the way I want to do it
Right
Especially as Hollywood
seems to have no regard
of what
Yeah
you know
African Americans
in this country
like putting them
in movies
Yeah right
Yeah so I got a lot
of comments back
being like
you know
what about
all the white people
parts in
in Inception
because that's
when it came out
or what about
all the black people
parts in Inception
why don't you do
that video
I'm like well
A because you'd be
really offended
if I tried to do that
but B
you should do
that video
that would be hilarious
why not
I mean I can't
speak for everyone
and I think some people
got upset
they're like
you're not speaking
for me
I'm like no
I'm sorry
I can't
I think you should
speak for you though
but Tyler Perry
liked it
Right
I did get an email
from Tyler Perry Studios
from their head of casting
asking me to
call her back
and I did
and she asked for
my headshot in real
and told me
it was hilarious
I loved it
I think the people
who see it
get it
also once you
understand that
because I know
that you love
Tyler Perry
you've seen the shows
you've gone to
you've actually seen
the stage shows
the only people
who get offended by it
are people who
cannot fathom
that I might
actually love
Tyler Perry
you're like
well this is
clearly a lie
she must be
making fun
and before
everybody goes out
there and watches
a Tyler Perry movie
I know you have
made a lot of
our friends
they have then
gone and seen
Tyler Perry movies
to mixed
to mixed reviews
so before you're like
oh okay
I'm going to give this
you do have to go in there
with sort of
like you have to have
this sort of
you know you have to enjoy
that this is not going to be
the most serious
you have to not be racist
right
you can't be racist
yeah
you can't be racist
A
you're not going to enjoy it
if you're a racist
you probably don't want to see it
yeah you don't want to see it
but I would say
I always suggest people
start with
why did I get married
because there's no
Medea in that
and some people have
a problem swallowing Medea
right
and also there are a lot
of preconceived notions
like you think
it's going to be
one thing
yeah which really
it really isn't
it's kind of
it's crazy the way
that he plays that part
it is
but you don't even
have to deal with that
with why did I get married
right
or I also suggest
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
because that is crazy
it's crazy
and it's like
just
the dude goes for it
right
he goes for it
he does not
pull any stops
he does
he doesn't do anything
halfway
I love it
yeah
I love it
yep
he's amazing
every artist should be
he's
you know
you know what
I would compare him
to Julie Taymor
wow
well I'm taking the
Spider-Man thing
off the table
but the whole
I'm going to have my vision
and I'm going to go
100% with it
right
I don't care
what anybody else says
I'm just going to
follow this
and see where it takes me
yeah
and do it on your own terms
yeah
which is also
I mean he makes
so much money
on these movies
well that's the other thing
anybody who's
it's him
yeah
anyone who's like
Tyler Perry
he sucks
like oh I'm sorry
Tyler Perry can't hear you
because he's swimming
in money right now
he'll tell you
when he gets out of the pool
the Richie Rich pool
yeah exactly
Scrooge McDuck
those duck tails
he's diving
in his
$100 bill pool
okay
because those coins
those would hurt right
they would
anytime Scrooge McDuck
would dive in those coins
I would be like
oh god you would
break your face
Scrooge McDuck
you would
that stuff would not
move out of the way
no
or if it did
it wouldn't be real gold
it'd be chocolate coin gold
I'm saying just
little tiny cakes
that's what I would prefer
tiny tiny cakes
okay
next time we go to the movies
okay
we'll bring tiny cakes
that would be great
I'm sorry
I don't think anybody
would argue with that
I don't think so
except for the frosting
what
no that
you have like
soft frosting
in the middle
and then like
more of a candy
like
everything
right now
we can make
a million dollars
on this idea
patented
internet
yeah
well that's
you say something
on the internet
and it's yours forever
that's right
when I was just a kid
this is what I was
this is what I said
kid don't you cry
I am older now
I say
it's alright
every tear
rolling down
is a
lesson learned
are you too
old to turn
are you
too young
to burn
too young
to burn
too young
to burn
too young
Now I sit by my window
Watch the sun going down, down
And I see all the people
Walking around and around
Every tear rolling down
Is a lesson learned
Are you too old to turn?
Are you too young to burn?
Too young
Too young to burn
Too young, too young
Too young to burn
Too young, too young
Too young to burn
Too young, too young
Too young to burn
Too young, too young
Too young to burn
That was you?
You were singing that whole time?
I was singing that whole time.
I didn't notice it until the very end.
Oh, yeah.
Here's the song that we're going to do.
The next song.
I just sang that.
That wasn't part of the song.
It was just me.
It was just me doing...
It was just a lie.
Right.
It was just a, whoa, hey now.
That was Too Young to Burn
by Sonny and the Sunsets.
Total weird song I found,
and I loved it,
and I just kept on listening to it
over and over and over again.
Again, has that weird 50s vibe.
Love it, love it, love it.
Speaking of loving it,
you took two things that people love,
peanut butter and chocolate,
and you turned them into Reese's...
No, wrong note.
No, I didn't do that.
Okay.
You took cute animals
and mixed them with hilarious narratives
and created Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Almost.
Okay.
What happened?
I created Nasty Cute.
Nasty Cute, right.
Yes, Nasty Cute.
So what is Nasty Cute?
It's a website, nastycute.tumblr.com.
Okay.
And it's, like you said,
it's pictures of cute animals
with them there.
Their inner thoughts or outer thoughts,
like what they would be saying
or what they might be thinking
during that photo.
And they're pretty horrible thoughts.
And I started it as a 365 project,
which it still is.
Every day for a year.
Yes, and I started it the 1st of January.
So it's only been about three weeks.
My friend Noah Scalin
had a website called Skull a Day
that ended up becoming a book.
He was on...
Martha Stewart.
And now he has a second book out,
365 Creativity Journal.
And I was reading that
and reading about different people
who had done these 365 projects
and all of them said,
you know, if you want to get really good at something,
do it every day for a year.
So I was thinking,
okay, what do I want to get really good at?
Writing and music.
And I still don't quite have a means
to do a music project.
Hopefully I will...
That's like one of those things
that you don't do naturally.
You're not sort of a musician.
You're not a musician
per, like, playing a piano.
I think I'm a musician.
Well, no, I mean...
I don't have the skill
with playing an instrument.
Right, right.
But you sing.
You sing all the time.
Yeah, and I'm composing as I do that.
Right, right.
But anyway, I do write a lot
and I can write
without having to learn
how to play something.
Right.
And so I started...
And I like cute animals a lot
and I also like dark humor a lot.
So I put them together.
And it's...
It's done really well.
It got picked up by HuffPo
in, I think, maybe it's second week,
if not maybe the first week.
Right.
Huffington Post
and by the Frisky,
Jillian Jacobs from Community
tweeted about it
and that got me
a whole bunch of followers.
Right.
It's very big on Twitter.
Yeah, it's big.
And it's growing every day.
I'm surprised.
It's very...
It's been really fun
because I like what I'm doing with it,
but it's also been really interesting
to see...
You know, I still get feedback
and good feedback
even when it's something
that I don't really like.
Right.
And I think a lot of performers
and writers and creators
hold ourselves to this really high bar
where you're worried
about putting things out
until you get it just right.
Right.
And what this is showing me is
I'm putting out things
that are not just right all the time.
Mm-hmm.
They're half-baked,
but I have to get something out.
And people still like it.
Right.
And it still is going pretty well.
And sometimes I do get more time
to refine things.
I have it a little bit more
like I like it.
But, yeah, it's been great.
Can you read one
so we might get a sense of...
Sure.
Do you know...
Which one do you want me to read?
Oh, my favorite one
is the hedgehog one.
You want me to read the hedgehog?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's kind of weird
about the picture.
Well, I'll put the picture in.
They'll have to...
The show note,
the icon for the whole show
will be the picture.
Okay.
So they can look at it right now
if you've been wondering
what this picture is.
So here's the internet.
And you should be
seeing a little hedgehog
staring intently
forward and down
as though, okay,
he's avoiding something.
I swear to God,
if I turn around
and that weird motherfucker
is still staring at me,
I'm going to go
roadhouse crazy on him.
I'm going to be like,
hey, you need something, fucko?
How about you blow my butt?
And then I'm going to
kick him in the face.
That sounds stupid.
Blow my butt?
What does that mean?
Oh, God,
why is he staring at me?
I'm not going to
kick him in the face.
If I'm not going to
I'm lucky.
I could maybe pee on him
before I run away.
That's a comfortable
level of aggression for me.
Seriously, what?
What is it?
Is he following me?
What does he want?
Ugh, I hate city parks.
Oh, shit, my quills.
I could puff up.
And I'll tell him
I have nunchucks.
He doesn't know.
Maybe I do.
I don't.
Ugh, I couldn't use them
even if I did.
I tried some once,
but I hit myself in the eye
and it bled.
Is it money?
Does he want money?
It feels like he's
looking at my ass.
Okay, I'm going to
turn around real slowly
and then,
throw dirt in his eyes
and scream and act retarded.
No one attacks retarded people
because they might be
super strong
or want to lick you
or something.
Please, Jesus,
don't let him put me
in a bucket and bury me.
One,
two,
three.
And we don't know
what happened.
We don't know what happened.
It just ends there.
I don't know if that
gets across.
I don't know how
it comes across
reading it.
I do, yeah.
I like it.
Okay.
One, two,
three.
Um,
so, yeah,
and it's an amazing site.
Every time I look at it
every day,
it updates.
There are always
amazing new characters
and new pictures.
Also, it adds that,
like, level to a site
like Cute Overload
where you're just seeing
cute things all day.
Well, on Cute Overload,
she does,
or they do sometimes
say, like,
what they're doing
and give them
kind of a personality,
but it's usually
a pretty cute personality.
Right.
Whereas here,
with mine,
they're...
I also know that you
have a real problem.
I have a real problem
when people portray
animals as being
kind of retarded.
Oh, I hate that.
When they misspell things.
That I really don't like.
stuff is really...
Yeah, because I'm like,
okay, so your cat
can type,
but just doesn't
spell really well.
Like, that's...
Right.
Come on.
Right.
And can lay out
the type over a photograph,
too.
Yeah.
Um,
and it makes those
cats sound kind of dumb.
Yeah.
It's also not that
after the first one,
it's like,
okay, you get it.
Right.
It's a,
it's a retarded cat
and it doesn't keep
on being retarded.
Yeah.
Um,
and you're also,
so that's just one
of the projects.
You also have a new,
um,
comedy show.
I do.
A new showcase,
right?
Yeah.
Uh, in L.A.
with, uh,
your dear friend,
D.C. Pearson.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, we're doing a show
on Saturday nights
at 10 o'clock
at the Smod Castle.
What is the Smod Castle?
The Smod Castle
is the, uh,
is Kevin Smith's
new theater
that,
he put together
for his,
um,
many, many podcasts.
So he wanted a venue
where people could do
live shows
and tape them
and make them
into podcasts.
So it's all set up
for podcasting,
but it,
it's a,
it's a cute little theater
also.
We're not gonna be
podcasting our show,
um,
but, uh,
but that's where
we're doing it.
Okay.
So,
and I'm excited about it.
Very cool.
Kevin Smith is,
of course,
the director
who did
Mallrats
and Clerks
and Chasing Amy
and,
Oh, yes.
Um,
all those,
Dogma.
Many, many movies.
Right.
Very nice guy.
Very good beard.
Yes.
I approve his beard.
Quite a beard.
And like,
80 million different
podcasts right now.
Right.
He is,
he is on a lot of,
if you check the iTunes
top 10,
he's on like three.
Yeah.
Right.
Um,
well,
that's very exciting stuff.
Yeah.
Thank you for being
on the show.
Is that it?
I think that's it.
Yeah.
Wow,
do you want to keep
on talking?
When do I get
my tiny cakes?
Uh,
that's on the
second episode.
Okay.
When you come back
or when I go out
to visit you in LA.
Okay.
Does that sound good?
Yes.
Okay,
what sort of cakes
am I supposed to make?
Let's be specific.
Very tiny ones.
An assortment.
I think an assortment.
An assortment?
Yeah.
I guess if you're making
tiny cakes,
you can do an assortment.
Like,
this all makes a lot of sense.
I'm sure someone at home
is going to start
tinycakes.com.
a little smaller than,
um,
than a munchkin.
You know,
those munchkins?
Yeah,
munchkins are the best
type of cake.
Yeah,
they're the best type
of donuts,
I feel.
Wow,
except they're from
Dunkin' Donuts,
which,
Right,
which are not the best.
It gets that,
like,
sandy feeling in your mouth.
Although,
Trader Joe's has little,
little donut-o's,
donut holes,
and they're good.
Because you can eat,
like,
two or three.
Why are you so in love
with Trader Joe's?
I love Trader Joe's.
Why are you so in love
with Trader Joe's?
I love Trader Joe's.
It's creepy.
I love it.
Like,
one of my plans is
if,
if graphic design
and podcasting
don't turn out
to be everything
that I've hoped for them,
because,
you know,
at the moment,
podcasting is where
all the money comes in from,
I'm going to start
working at Trader Joe's.
Yeah,
that's weird.
I know.
Every time you go
into Trader Joe's,
Like,
glaze over?
No,
you make 80 friends.
I do,
I make 80 friends.
You'll come out
and be like,
oh,
I was looking for
Peter Potter,
and there was this guy
in the aisle,
and he was like,
we're still stocking it,
and this other girl
came up,
and I made a joke,
and we all laughed.
Yeah,
I'll become
my best friend.
Yeah.
Except for
the Trader Joe's
here in New York
on 21st Street,
which is where
The close one to you.
The close one to me,
where I work,
the,
it's a different
type of,
like,
people working there,
and they're much less,
like,
there's some people
you know are like
Trader Joe's people
who are probably
from L.A.
or from California,
and they're like
really friendly,
or they're art students,
and they're really
happy to be there,
and then there's
some people,
like,
there's also that
New York contingent
of, like,
miserable people
who this is another job to,
and they don't
fit,
like,
you try to be like,
hey,
and they're like,
did you find everything?
And I'm like,
yeah,
and I found these cookies.
These are crazy cookies,
and they're like,
uh-huh,
and then they just
ring you up,
and you're like,
oh,
they don't care
about these cookies.
They don't tell me
what to eat
with these cookies at all.
They usually like
to tell me how to,
how to put these.
No,
they're like,
that lentil soup
is delicious.
Have you tried it
with the scallions
that we have
from Peru?
We're best friends now.
Right.
Me and this guy
who works at Trader Joe's.
I love that.
But in New York,
that doesn't happen.
It's like,
what?
Yeah,
there's a real mixed bag
in LA,
because it's,
I think,
because it's not
that big of a deal.
Right.
It's another supermarket.
Yeah,
because there's tons of them.
Here,
it's like a special place.
I go to my Trader Joe's
probably every day.
What?
Because I don't have
that much to do.
Well,
specifically,
I don't have that much to do
that gets me out of the house.
during the day,
especially.
Like,
I'll be at home writing
and then be like,
I gotta get out of the house,
and also,
the only food I have
is half a bottle of wine
and old grapes.
This is both the same thing.
Yeah,
the same thing.
The same thing.
So I have to go to the house.
Are you counting the wine
as old grapes?
Yes.
That's what I'm doing.
I have these old grapes.
But,
here's how tacky
and budget I am.
Mm-hmm.
I'm always gonna go
to Trader Joe's.
Why?
Because they're gonna
give me free food.
They're gonna give me
a teeny tiny,
teeny tiny little cup
of something
I wouldn't have bought
because I don't really
want that thing.
I never eat those things.
Really?
I feel so embarrassed
going up to,
I have this thing
about food.
Oh, man.
I always eat those things.
I always get the coffee,
and it's always me
and some crazy homeless person
who thinks they're
really good friends
with the person
who gives out the samples.
They're like,
where's Ray today?
Mm.
So,
I live in my boots.
That's the thing
in New York
is that there's just
these old,
kind of like,
old New Yorkers
who are like,
oh,
I've never had this before.
Yeah,
and they're like,
we don't need,
you don't need to justify it.
You don't need to stand here.
It's a free sample.
Or it'll be like
some old lady
who exactly wants
to justify it,
and so she stands there
and asks questions
that she doesn't care about
and nobody,
or just about whatever,
like,
so,
do you guys,
are you getting your peppers
from someplace else?
Because I noticed
they tasted,
yeah,
exactly.
Lady,
eat your cookie,
drink your coffee
like all the rest of us.
Right.
We know what you're trying to do.
Yeah.
So,
yeah,
I'm totally a sucker
for any free sample.
I was on the plane
at the airport,
coming out here.
I went by,
um,
I needed some food
and they had a Burger King.
Right.
So I was like,
blah.
But,
I got a little hamburger.
It's all coming out now.
Yeah.
I got a little hamburger.
How big do you think
hamburgers should be,
by the way?
Tiny?
It depends.
Oh,
oh,
oh.
Well,
I mean,
you have two different things.
We got sliders,
and they got,
oh,
there's this great
food truck in LA,
the Patty Wagon,
that does mini burgers.
They're not sliders.
They're mini burgers,
but it's grass-fed beef
and, like,
artisanal cheeses.
And they're fairly inexpensive,
right?
Yeah.
They're not super expensive.
Yeah,
I mean,
they're like,
they're probably,
they're probably a little
on the high-end side
for a teeny tiny burger,
um,
but they're,
it's not prohibitive.
It's like a dollar fifty
or two dollars
or something
for one of these things.
Oh,
that sounds great.
Yeah.
Sorry,
you were saying,
I'm sorry.
Um,
so that's good for tiny.
But yeah,
so I was at Burger King
and I bought a little hamburger
and a Diet Coke
or Pepsi,
whatever they've got.
And I was like,
blah.
But,
I was feeling like,
okay,
I'm at the max
of my snacking level here.
I should not be having
anything more than this,
especially no sugar
because I'm feeling really
out of shape
after the holidays,
blah,
blah.
And this lady came out
from the Starbucks
that was attached
with a tray of Frappuccinos,
little Frappuccino samples.
And she starts offering
them to people
and they were like
some sort of crazy Frappuccino.
You know,
when it's,
when the modifiers
way outnumber the coffee
where it's like,
like caramel,
toffee,
vanilla,
chocolate,
ta-da.
Like,
wait,
where does the coffee come in?
There's so many other flavors
happening.
It's just whipped cream
on top of flavoring.
Oh yeah,
and each little tiny cup
with a big mountain
of whipped cream.
And I started stuffing,
and the hamburger
was crazy hot
because they just made it.
Right.
And I started trying
to stuff it into my face
so that I can go
and get a free sample
of this thing
that I have plenty of,
I have enough,
I don't have tons of money,
but I have enough money
to afford one of those
if I wanted it.
I didn't want one.
I did not want that at all.
But once there was
a little tiny cup of it,
I was like,
oh,
give it to me.
Give it to me.
You just love tiny things.
It's kind of true.
Yeah.
I do.
If they had those
for 25 cents,
you'd be there.
You'd be like,
oh,
I wouldn't mind it.
Have you seen,
there's that Flickr group
with the googly eyes on food?
No.
I think that,
I think Amy Sedaris
might have started it.
She had something
to do with it.
But if you go on Flickr
and look for food
with googly eyes,
that's,
it's just this project
where different people
put googly eyes
on different kinds of food
and take photos.
And it's hilarious.
That could be the link of the day.
People always love
the link of the day.
Well,
I thought my,
what about Nasty Cute?
Nasty Cute will be
the link of the day.
That'll be the other
link of the day.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I jabbered on too long.
No.
You tried to end it
a long time ago.
It's just a link
that we mentioned.
Okay.
Nasty Cute is where
everybody's going to go
right now.
Okay.
Clicky,
clicky,
clicky.
Did I read the right one
from Nasty Cute?
Should I read a different one?
Sure.
Why don't you read another one?
We'll have two.
Okay.
I'll read the one
that you,
this is the one
that you liked.
Okay.
It's the little dog
with the cone on his head.
Oh, yeah.
It's this little teeny dog
with a cone on his head.
Read along
if you're by a computer
or have your iPhone out.
Well,
right now,
I am in trouble
from eating the bleach
under the sink
because sometimes
I do that
because sometimes
it feels exciting to me.
Also,
I have a spot on my bottom
that I chew on too much
and now it won't grow hair
and now I have to wear
this cone to keep me
from chewing on my bottom
too much.
I know it is bad
because it can get infected
and also because
it keeps me from sitting
for a long period
so I can't hold down a job
but still,
I like to do it.
Also,
my problem is
that my brain
is very small
inside my head
so I have problems
with number one,
reading,
number two,
standing still
and number eight,
numbers.
On top of that,
my skull bones
are really skinny
so I get scared a lot
that they will be crushed
by something falling on me
like a book
or a jet.
In that way,
the cone is good
because it makes me
feel protected
but bad
because,
it stops me
from chewing on my bottom
which I really like to do.
So,
I guess those are
my biggest weaknesses
in a professional setting.
Oh,
and I am too organized.
Next question?
Thank you very much,
Eliza Skinner,
for being on the show.
You're welcome.
I will talk to you soon.
Bye.
Bye, everybody
in podcast land.
Thank you so much
for seeing the reboot
of Tracks Up the Tree.
To leave you,
I will be playing
a song by
Benoit Poulard
on his latest album,
Lasted.
It's called
Cone on the Tongue.
I hope you enjoy it.
Come back next week.
You can always visit us
on upthetree.com
and get all the old podcasts
and listen to all the old podcasts
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Bye.
Thank you.
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