Episode 5

To number four, it's Roy!

I caught it before you knew it, we were both cold!

Loser.

You've got an echo.

Okay.

Hello!

Anyway, this is the fourth episode of the Leader Class, which has just had a really crap start.

We need to do something funny, so you don't all go off already, even though we've only just started.

Patrick, I'm just losing it here.

Um, you take over.

How many pieces of cheese does it take to make a cheese platter?

What?

Um, probably quite a lot.

No, you are wrong.

Why would you take one?

Lloyd is another one of my demented friends.

He spends most of his time in the mental institution.

Where's that?

What is that?

The mental institution.

So if you want to write to him, then you better write to him there.

Because he's never allowed on the internet.

You know, he might, you know, just do some stuff there.

I've been to the pentagon.

Yeah, he's there.

I've been caught doing that.

He also thinks he's a frog.

Just like I think I'm a lemur.

Because I am one!

It's true!

I am a lemur!

He's the frog.

You're so close to hitting me in the face there.

Please, stop checking the microphone.

At me.

Can't I?

Why not?

No, he hit me in the shoulder.

We're having a good...

You can't stand up back there, because I can't hit you in the microphone.

The wire won't reach.

Okay, ready?

I'm a loser.

We need something interesting to talk about.

Oh, if you ever want to listen to a really crap podcast,

such as the X-Cast,

I don't think it's even on the internet, and it's so bad.

Because he's some of our friends, and it's so crap,

and he hasn't even aired it yet.

Does it...

Kind of.

You won't be able to hear Patrick,

so you won't really know what the hell we're talking about.

I'm talking to myself here.

Shut up.

All right, over to Patrick.

He missed.

He totally missed.

Totally.

I totally missed.

Anyway, we'll play the first podcast music track,

and while we're doing it,

we'll think of something to talk about afterwards, yeah?

Okay, here we go.

Here we go.