Fluff Radio Review #67: THE END…or This Isn’t Goodbye, This is Banana Hammock

Okay.

Keep going?

Should I just be doing Doo Doo and then you come in?

Okay.

I'm- I'm- doing Doo Doo.

La- dooo doo la.

La- do do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo daaa dollita do dooo doo daa doo.

La- rood eee daa.

La- rood eee esto dooo collo!

I've heard better!

Ball untie!

U-O Nowity ante a ball untie, or a man?

Are you ready Annie?

I'm ready

Are we recording?

Yeah

What show number are we on?

I don't know

We should find that out

What's the final show number here?

It's 100

I don't know

It's like 68

No we should do one more

Just because

You can make two shows out of this

Like part one and part two

After we've lost show 68

We have to finish

Let's just make this show 68

Let's shut off the mics

Turn it back on and make it 69

I think we're actually on 67

Because we did two shows

We had them up twice

I think I have two

Get in your summer place

I'm going to need another drink

From this number

I'm going to need another drink

It's kilky

Welcome to show number 67

Through 69

This is also known as

The final fluff radio review

But we shall not let this cast a pall

Over our final show

No we will

You used like 12 words in that sentence

I didn't even understand

Wow

We were going to have a good time

On this show and not be sad

Oh okay

Does that work?

Yeah and we have a shitload

Literal shitload

A shitload

When I poo I have this many people

In our audience tonight

Who's here?

Not our audience

Our participating hosting

Say hello and say your name

There's a shitload of people

There's something interesting

About your state

We don't have to say your name

That's interesting

We're not allowed to talk

I said state

Sorry

Trish can't talk either

Awww

Alright you guys can talk

You don't actually have to say something

Let's go around

Who's here?

I'm going to scare people until they talk

You first

You

We have to do the state thing?

No no no

Just say your name

Hey this is Robin and Rico

Who you may recognize

We're the same

Oh we're the same

We're the same

From previous shows past

From reading Colleen's diary

From reading Robin and Rico

That's good

If you have been in a previous show

Say which show you are most known as

Then we'll go on

You next

I don't think I was known for anything

You were known for one of our favorite lines

Ever

Which one was

If you could buy one of the lights

From the electric light parade

It'll get you so high

Did I say that?

I must have been so high

This is Marianne

And I am

I am

I like roller skating, and cheese, and mustaches, and that's all.

That's what those three things are like.

I was going to say, Mike is going to do a rim shot after a joke, but I don't think that's what you're going to do.

That's not the only shot I haven't done tonight.

I didn't, that I don't care.

You don't want to.

You!

Hi, I'm Megan, and, uh, to life, yes, yes, to life, um, my favorite mammal is the baby sea otter.

Aw, that's a good one.

Not the adult sea otter.

No, no, just the baby.

You don't, no!

It's because they're adorable and precious.

And easier to club, because they're, no, no, that's baby seals.

That's seal, yeah.

That's sea otter.

Nobody clubs seal, sea otters.

Okay, next, next, it's back there, speak up.

It's Evan Dyshevsky.

Evan Dyshevsky!

And this is your first official, you've been.

This is my first club review.

Video review?

Yay!

What?

My first time on iTunes?

He's been spoken of before, though.

That's true.

We've talked about Evan in the past.

And you do know his experimental spaghetti films, if you've seen them for a long time.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I remember the internet.

Who's next, you?

And you?

I'm Jess, and I'm audio shy.

Yay!

And next is...

And I'm Liz!

Yay!

And this is my first show, but I've lived with these two bitches.

Roommate Liz.

I feel very sorry.

She actually has never been on the show, but has lived with us for ages.

Liz actually dealt with our first mustache.

Well, not with us.

That's right.

We were just participants.

First mustache thing, where we put the mustaches on and waited for two hours for it to get

all staring at us.

And then reluctantly, she put one on herself, and hilarity ensued.

Yes.

And next is...

I'm Trish, and I'm not from around here.

But you're here now.

We just got the internet in Canada, like, a month ago.

Yay!

And we're looking forward to listening to this kind of thing.

Signed.

She was actually wandering on the street, and we bragged to her that she's curled.

We put them in a row until she wound up in our apartment.

Well, welcome all the same.

And next is...

And I'm Madeline, and I'm responsible for helping get the internet to keep going.

Good job!

We ran a railroad.

We got one long pipe.

Out of straws.

Shouted down.

It blew the internet down.

And you were actually on a recent show as well, yourself.

I was.

You were, like, maybe five shows ago or something.

Do you know a lot about Atlantis?

I do.

Yeah, you and I had a little reporter there.

A little Atlantis thing going on.

Never too hot, never too cold.

That's right.

A little early.

A little early time.

Are they nice, those?

Yeah, I know.

Hello.

Great.

We should say that everybody here has an instrument, and it's going to be a mighty

loud later.

Mine is a piece of wood that connects our clarinet.

Oh.

Okay.

It will be a piece of wood later.

Next is Alyssa!

I just met the clarinet.

Also has been on several times.

Yes.

Put on my larger show, yeah?

Yes.

I'm wearing pineapple pants.

Believe it or not, she's from Southern California.

I'm no longer wearing the pineapple pants.

I haven't washed them.

That was pretty great.

Okay, next is...

It's Mikey!

And if any of you remember

what happened to me during the last party,

we had a certain

little teeny stegosaurus.

I was sleeping by that point.

I was sleeping to the face.

No stegs allowed.

I believe the quote was

this steg is all up in my grill.

That was stegosaurus figurine.

Is that a Hall & Oates song?

I think so.

I think it was like the B-side.

And who else?

Eric's here.

Oh my lord!

That's pretty exciting.

We lost Annie to the fridge.

So, uh, there we go.

Sometimes beer is the worst.

Beer is more exciting than all of you guys.

So, thank you to everybody

who left a certain little phone call

for a certain person

by calling our new super secret

fluff line

fluff voicemail, which is

dirtbed109

which is the best vanity number I've ever bought.

It wasn't actually a vanity number,

but I got a new phone number for people to send

messages to Annie.

She's leaving now.

And, uh, I just got really excited.

So, when I looked it up on a site that, like,

told me what it spelled, the first thing I saw

was fistbed109.

I was like, no!

Luckily, it has the same letters on a phone.

Not as good as mine.

What's your phone number?

Oh, wait. Well, the first part is

The first three parts

are numbers, but the rest is

oxwaxer.

Every time I

talk to my mother on the phone, she's like, your dad

wants to know how oxwaxer's doing.

That'd be pretty great.

It would be great if you actually were professional

oxwaxer.

My parents' phone number is 6611

Fay.

My brother's a gay.

And you're a little bit.

Come on, we dated for, like, a year and a half.

Just a touch.

I have a touch of the gay.

Shh.

It's like, you know, sometimes

you put sprinkles on top of something.

It's the gay.

Seriously, I will always pick

rainbow sprinkles over chocolate.

Without a doubt. They taste the same, but

the rainbow sprinkles are gayer.

I always eat chocolate sprinkles over rainbow

because they have more chocolate.

They do not! They're the same fucking thing.

It's brown ones versus rainbow.

It's like brown M&M's having more chocolate

in my ass. They're all the fucking same.

Final fluff show at Evolve.

This is why we're breaking up, Amy!

I can't understand your stance on M&M's.

I'm leaving you.

You know what really sucked is when they got rid of the tan M&M's.

I know, I was your second favorite.

You're making that up.

I think they were everybody's least favorite,

but still, it was weird to change them

just to a blue.

Because I felt like green

was really special before that.

You can still get the tan M&M's.

I know that.

If you want to get your own message printed on them.

Yeah, but it's like $50.

Only if you get the special packaging.

It's really expensive.

It is. I tried.

I did too. I tried.

But you have to get them in bulk.

And they won't let you write fuck off on them either.

Oh, those fuck faces.

The really expensive ones in bulk

but the cheap ones in bulk

are still like $50.

Oh, I'm writing a letter.

Write letters.

Please bring me back.

It is so cold here.

I'm so lonely.

I hate Siberia.

Oh, lonely M&M's.

Hey. Yes.

I have to say before we get too involved here

that I want to send out a thank you

first of all to all of our listeners

ever.

And that we love you all

and we're so glad that somebody gave a shit.

Because we didn't really think

anybody would and the fact that five of you did

makes us feel good.

Five.

Or more.

Well, five of them that vocalized themselves.

And we want to say thank you

I want to say thank you to Mr. PDLM

aka Liam

because he

sent us like a little

box care package with

little kilt beer cozies that we're using tonight.

I'll take a picture.

Mary is taking pictures right now.

And we just want to say an extra special

thank you for him and

an extra special thank you to all the people who ever called

in to our phone number

or participated in our wacky

contests and you know.

To anybody

who ever put on a mustache and anybody who ever

did anything at all fluff like.

Do you want to hear all the messages?

Did they leave a bunch of messages?

Yes they did.

How did they even know to leave you messages?

I don't know.

Did they send out emails to everybody in the room?

Maybe.

I'm not actually sure how to play them though.

Okay so.

You're going to ruin it.

No I'm not.

Should I tell you? Do you want to know who you got messages from or do you want to hear them?

Why not? Just tell me.

Okay so your messages included

an amazing one from Mary and Wade.

One from

Carla who was on the forum

and disappeared but came back for that.

Tom Warnick sang you a song

about California.

The girls from Vermillion Love

and Lies invited you over for Lobster Bisque.

Really?

Rob from Mom and Mark

basically yelled at you for about three minutes

because you broke up his band.

Liam left a message.

Kyle from Naughty Karate spoke about how Brooklyn's been

crying for a very long time

before you're leaving.

Jason Webley left you a message saying he's going to miss you

if you ever wind up in Boulder

because that's the next step after California.

Yes.

Anya was very sad she wasn't here.

And then Michael.

Michael Lucid?

Really?

I don't know what he said but he called just a few minutes ago.

I actually got pregnant before the show

and I'm going to name the baby after you.

I got her pregnant?

That's kind of how I feel right now.

Really?

And now we all cry.

At the end we'll listen to all those

and then we can add some...

Wow.

We can do it now.

We sing!

Are we into the song now that you guys have been hyping on?

I think everybody's fucking primed and ready.

Everything's over here.

Do we want to just turn the mics around to where those instruments are?

Yeah.

I'll just join in from over there.

Well I gave him an F so he's good.

There you go.

I just feel like I really want to be called in by the SNL

Danny Gossire and Will Ferrah characters.

I don't know what the fuck their names are.

Yeah, I don't know either.

I'll take it to middle school.

What?

I'm going to make noise.

Woo!

Hey, if you want to be heard in the recording

you should be on this side of the mic.

I'm hanging out by the swing.

That's cool, buddy.

I wish there was a spotlight right there.

Bless you.

You're going to make that.

I wish that was there.

We're on the back.

Back.

Oh, clear back.

Where did my sheet go?

Can we play you a punk version after this?

Oh, I hope so.

Yes.

I don't know what song it is yet.

Oh no, we will do a punk version.

A punk version is always better.

Just a warning, I haven't played a guitar since May.

Has anyone seen written notes on there?

Negative.

No, we're sitting on that chair.

Do you want a guitar?

It sounds like a very sexy metal song.

It really was.

I didn't find any.

I don't see anyone who heard it.

It's crazy.

Hey Annie, do you want to sing your own song?

I have to.

How can you not?

I don't know how to show it.

No, it's early days.

But boo, you have to go boo!

And the part after the miming, you have to hum.

After what?

The part that says, interpretive mind while humming melody.

You'll get it.

Bring it in, Tara.

Okay.

No!

Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.

Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.

F sharps are overrated.

Yeah.

Okay.

Ready?

Earth Annie, Earth Annie

It's leave in reply

We will all miss her

As she crosses state lines

A graduate school

A school in Cali

Boo!

Earth Annie, Earth Annie

Earth Annie

Oh we must implore

Keep wearing that mustache

Forevermore

The spirit glue

Worn proudly like

Tattoo

And now we mime, I'm in a box, stuck in a box, for you.

We've loved for years, drank many beers, and talked of our fart-fartiness.

We hope, and we pray, that someday, you'll get across back to this coast and fast.

Earthenny, Earthenny, it's even Brooklyn. Our buccaneer likes martini lime.

We're just all fools, all fools in love, with who?

And who?

And you.

Yes, you.

We love you, don't leave!

No one's gonna understand.

Don't go, Annie!

Oh my god!

You guys wrote a song!

Called Earthenny.

Dude, it was just like Back to the Future, Eric's hand totally started to disappear.

It was amazing!

We were just lost for years.

One of my favorite songs.

Hey Jerry, we'll be careful, don't raise your hand on us you little moron.

Yeah, and I was just kind of like, let's just keep it real.

We're just gonna keep it real.

That's true, yes he did.

I was very proud of that line, which came out of my mind at like 3.45 last night.

I just was like, wait!

She's not lying.

I gotta line about farts!

Yay, Annie!

One more time!

I'm every woman, it's all in me.

Anything you want now, baby, I'm sitting there, swimming with my baby.

So I wanna be a little baby.

I just wanna, I wanna be a little baby.

Baby, baby, baby, baby.

I'm every woman.

It's all in me.

Anything you want now, baby.

I do it naturally.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Do you want to do it?

Huh?

Do you want to do it?

We can do it.

What?

Do you want to do it?

We can do it.

I think you just need to do like one thing.

You can do it.

I'm suggesting that since Eric's a really good singer, like you and I can play guitar

and he can sing.

Okay.

Yeah, sure.

You and I can do it.

Okay.

Eric can sing.

I think I'm okay with it.

Yeah, this song isn't working at all.

Yeah, she basically could.

What do you mean?

She's like a windbreaker.

Well, that was awesome.

You know, we have a song that covers like, okay, okay.

Way to be mine.

That's pretty fucking awesome.

I think I may need a pick for that.

Yeah.

I think I have one in my pocket.

Do you have another pick?

One more?

We have one.

I have one.

One.

I just.

I'm too tired I can't stop.

I'm not going to Facebook Mike that.

Yeah.

Okay.

Robin's going to watch me to make sure I don't totally geek out.

Oh, it's cool.

I've never gone that fast in my life Are you going to point the other way, or

are you going to eat us?

Earth N A, Earth N A is Liverpool blind We'll miss her as she crosses state lines

We're going to school, school in Cali Boo!

Fucking boo!

Earth N A, Earth N A is We must implore

Be wearing a moustache forevermore The spirit glue is probably like a tattoo

Earth N A, Earth N A

We will mime

I'm stuck in a box!

I'm stuck in a box for you!

Let me out of at this point!

But for years we drank many beers And we talked about fart farting beers

We hope and we pray that Someday we'll yack in your ass

And I'm so well opposed to this And that a man is living Brookline!

Or Buccaneer!

She likes martini limes!

We're just fools!

All fools in love with poo!

What is going on?

I think I loved it!

I think I absolutely loved it!

I got a beat song for my next song!

I was laughing so much!

Are you okay Eric?

I'm so shitty!

But this part was fun!

I liked this part!

That was so bad!

Holy crap!

That was so bad!

I think that might have been one of the worst things I've ever done!

Jesus in a bottle!

I wasn't even playing chords! I was just banging on things!

Holy crap!

That's punk!

That was pretty magical!

I really think that could be great!

I think it could!

It's either great or the most painful thing I'm ever going to ever do!

And I think it's pretty painful!

It's so close!

I don't know what to do because I want to do it again but I never want to do it again!

You were so into it!

No more!

Yay!

Yeah this one doesn't exactly work fast!

We could do another song!

Do you have any requests Maddie?

Do you want us to play any?

You're every woman!

Baby got back!

You're all we!

Does anyone know the chords to Baby Got Back?

I'm sorry there's a person that came out of my head!

Oh!

What's that Kelly Clarkson song?

Does anyone know the chords to Every Woman?

I'm every woman!

I'm like any girl!

She's all she's got!

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And the crown's thinking your face be gets

frost!

You gotta pull up the chair!

Even my boys like to shout!

Baby got back!

What's in the music?

Where is it?

Oh!

Can I get some Mary?

Yes!

I didn't know how to do this!

I'm just having fun!

Because I don't know how to do this!

What was the song you were doing?

I don't know!

Oh, I hit the mic. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah, that is great.

Hey, let's do a radio show.

Okay.

Super Mario.

That's a good magic.

Is that Layla?

Yeah.

Layla.

Annie, why you gotta leave?

Why you gotta go, Annie?

Annie.

I'm gonna ask you a question.

No.

I'm gonna say, Layla.

You got me on my knees.

I don't want to do the words I want either.

I think Grandpa's gonna sing it.

Layla.

It's not a good song.

It shouldn't be, so we just came in.

Michael, come on.

I'll do it.

What?

What are you doing?

I'll do it.

What?

Can you really play that?

Are you sorry?

No, Layla.

Layla doesn't know how to play it.

Oh, okay.

That's like one of the hardest songs to play.

No, I've never applied myself to something like this.

It didn't seem like a hard song to play.

You think it's a hard song to play?

Eric Clapton's unplugged version of Layla is one of the hardest songs to play in this

world.

It's just like, there's so much good work in there.

Get it right.

Well, I'm sure you could like, like the Eric Clapton note version, and he's applying to

this basic chord version.

Right.

They're really recording.

You just don't know it.

I'm not sure.

Yeah.

I didn't even care how high school I was going to do it.

It just blew me away.

Oh, yeah.

I'm fucking wrong.

Right.

That's why I put it right in front of my service.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah.

What now?

Now we talk about...

We can ask the Oracle of Raven what's going to happen.

Ooh.

I think we need to do that.

I think so.

We need to be loud.

Okay.

We're not playing instruments.

All right.

Is this going to be loud enough?

We're not playing instruments?

Raven, oh, raven.

What might happen in my future?

Annie, I'm sure you're a little wondering.

A little wondering.

Just a little wondering.

You're a little wondering what your future in California actually holds for you.

Luckily for everyone here, I actually got a professional psychic.

She has a cigarette?

She's so professional.

She's a professional.

disney channel has been playing her for years and only recently was she so psychic that she

realized that disney channel wasn't a good future for her and she left because of her psychic wow

uh raven simone is here it is so raven she's gonna answer some questions i didn't know she

was psychic about your future how many cheetah girls does she have in her belly five only the

five all right five of them well in her belly i don't know how many are outside damn all right

raven simone are you ready

all right so what we do

we ask raven a yes or no question i must have that i know and then you wait you haven't seen

the it's a yes or no answer okay so we ask it a question um is any actually going to leave for

california

or is she gonna back out last minute no is she gonna leave

asking your friends

gotta be in the form of yes or no got my surfboard by my side

i know i just got it in case i fall but i'm going to california

gotta have a surfboard

i hear in california cause if i get to california and i got no surfboard by my side i'd rather die

i hear in california you don't have to wear pants to get into stores i think you have to have pants

but if you have a surfboard they veto the pant rule you just hide behind your the surfboard

like overrides everything else if you go to buy cigarettes and you're like fuck i don't have money

but you're carrying a surfboard and you're like fuck i don't have money but you're carrying a

surfboard they're like it's cool

i don't think anybody actually has a pants rule because they just have a shirt and socks and shoes

no surfboard no free cigarettes no socks no service

whoa raven has spoken we're pissing our ass off okay raven what do you want to know about my boobs

no why i don't know exactly what that meant

raven you want to go in the trash again we did this on new year's eve we can do it again

yes i know raven

absolutely

throwing raven out okay wait but first annie do you want to ask the raven oracle a question

about your future this is important because she's going to trash

is this the right decision oh it's a heavy question oh that is heavy i should be like

should i like your hand over it should i like you should like cornflakes

you hit her do it again a closer slower oh i didn't

all right you guys i guess i'm gonna stay

thank you raven simone actually i believe it's like raven simone

okay were you just kidding you could actually you could buy the whole game

anywhere anywhere like at drugstores you gotta get with marianne that's where we go

get with marianne after the party you have to get with marianne after the party that's

not how i got mine

raven is not just for disney anymore

disney is so going to search you all out on the internet and be like

you owe us royalties for the raven game probably actually and they'll say

thank you we're not even in business anymore

that's what it's like to be the Hulk Hogan take the world calling you

hey

pictures off the internet

he did

me?

he what?

he happened

what happened?

Hulk Hogan remember i got the cease and desist from the hulkamania people

alright yeah

they were like you can't use the first hulkamania

i was like i sold no shirts

i don't think i could be taken to court for

selling nothing

and then we went to court and got married

i went to court and what?

got married

me and hulk Hogan's mustache

and married only on cd show?

he actually –

he actually got married on cd show

Actually, actually, this is exciting.

Are you on it?

Uh, no.

But he has a new version of American Gladiator starting up.

Oh, that's great.

We're coming up.

It's him and, like, Muhammad Ali's daughter.

Yeah.

The girl who we find dancing with the stars.

Mm-hmm.

How did this work out?

She lost.

And it's not a good album for the new folks

hoping that they will only use the show now.

It'd be great if they fought at the end of every episode, though.

Something like that.

And that's .

She's a boxer.

She's a wrestler.

She uses her fists, and he uses other people's chairs.

Stretching material.

And choreography.

Yeah.

Choreography.

I don't know where that was going, Mikey.

But thanks for going along.

I like it.

I was going to do something, but it's very odd.

It's very odd.

So what now?

Do-do-do-do-do-do?

So what now?

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

This has to be the most action-packed.

I was going to say, but I didn't, did I?

Yes, you did.

I think we might have to have two songs.

What?

Yeah, what's the next song?

Do we have to show up our blues?

Well, no, you know, we made a vow.

I just played our very standard fucking blues.

No, no, no.

I heard it.

No, no, no.

Wait, the Partyfell song?

Partyfell has to be written by the end of the party.

Oh.

Absolutely right.

So Eric Skiff, as always, had a brilliant idea,

which was there should be, similar to when it's someone's

birthday, you always sing the same song,

as you all know, Happy Birthday.

But when someone does a Partyfell,

you all say, Partyfell.

And you play a song?

There's nothing to do after that.

You just say it, and it's like two words,

and then suddenly you're like, oh, awkward silence,

and these people are, Partyfell.

But if there was a song you could sing after someone

gives a Partyfell.

Dip my beer over by my side.

I feel like Partyfell has got to be like almost hip hop-ish.

It's a party.

Partyfell.

It's a party.

I can't play hip hop on a guitar.

But I can hit the guitar, like it was a good song.

Oh, I fucking did a cover of Miss Jackson by Epcot.

Put that down.

That was hands down the best Miss Jackson song on the guitar.

Well, that's very talented of you.

You can do hip hop on a guitar.

I don't know.

I don't know if I can.

Maybe you can.

Are you going to show us the guitar?

Feel free to use her.

She's going to give you a request.

No, no, no.

I'm going to call.

But Trish and I did Miss Jackson.

Really?

The best hip hop cover of Miss Jackson ever performed, ever.

Really?

Guitars.

Can we hear it?

I'm just confused for a second.

You're like, are you still recording all this?

Yeah.

I always tell them.

At the parties, I don't know what to do.

Because if I turn it off, somebody says something brilliant.

But if I let it go.

It's such a pain in the ass to edit, though, later on.

Luckily, there's always ambient noise,

so you can actually get away with it.

It's a lot.

It was funny earlier, but it's not so funny now.

The last party, I think we recorded for like four hours.

Do I have to make the worst mistake or do you?

Usually we record for like 30 minutes or a day.

Well, I think we've got to at least play, because I don't know.

Well, I can play.

But there's a difference between, I mean,

me and Colleen have made a sort of pseudo career.

Pseudo meaning we don't make any money.

That's called a hobby.

Shut the fuck up.

We've got a hobby over here.

Before I kill you.

Hey, you want to join in?

A pseudo career.

Because if you want to grab a chair.

Out of, because it's worth money.

People should pay us.

We're not painting.

We're making new shit.

We're not just collecting things.

We're not making like little toy train sets.

Dude, dude, dude.

Are you making fun of me saying dude now?

I'm just getting you prepared for what you're going to have to face.

Thanks.

Dude, dude, dude.

Dude, dude, dude, dude.

Dude, dude, dude.

What?

Bro, what?

I'm not wearing pants.

Bro, oh my god.

No pants on.

I don't know why I like it.

Bro, you got any hacky sack in this piece?

Over.

I suck at hacky sack.

I actually wasn't making fun of you.

I understand.

Well, that's why I'm good at juggling.

Because the feet, you know, no.

We did get paid in beer kills.

Well, we got paid in love, too.

I believe there was a story at one point

that was supposed to go along with it.

I was just going to say that at one point,

you know, me and Colleen, by our lonesome,

in our little rooms, were able to come up

with some, you know, not like a lot,

but a couple of half decent shitty songs.

With me making shit up on the guitar

and both of us making shit up vocally.

And if you want something better than a half shitty song,

then you cannot tax both my guitar playing abilities

and my lyric writing abilities at the same time.

All at once.

You know?

That's the tricky part, is that I'm doing this

at the same time I'm doing this.

Well, that's some bullshit,

but okay, I'll go with it.

That's not bullshit.

That's real.

That's like, I can make shit up

and talk at the same time

and play at the same time,

but it's not going to be as good as that.

I need to throw in a little bit of the...

Maybe you should just sing the music.

Well, I think one of the most brilliant things

you ever did was Delta Birth Cake,

which was just clapping.

That's true.

See right there.

Sometimes the more simple, the better.

Oh.

I need to hear again.

So, in case you haven't noticed,

Mikey bought a megaphone.

Yes, I did.

I see that.

Apparently he's having big fun with that, isn't he?

He asked me to buy him 6D batteries on the way home,

and for some reason I thought he was...

I don't know what I thought he was talking about.

You thought he was talking about sex toys, didn't you?

I was like, 6D?

Oh my God.

She's like, oh, I saw it.

So you're going to put him in the keyboard, right?

For the parking lot.

Hey.

Oh my Lord.

Hey.

Oh, 6D batteries.

I haven't seen you guys since.

They're going to go to hell.

This is incredible.

Hi.

You missed our rendition of Earth-Annie, just by a second.

I swear it was Magnor-mi-a-st.

Magnor-mi-a-st?

What did you do anyway?

No.

I'm floating on that.

Magnor-mi-a-st?

No.

That's your new middle name.

Oh my God, this is beautiful.

Is it going to an away party?

Actually, that's your new Viking name.

They're going Magnor-mi-a-st.

Oh my God.

Good.

Hey.

How's it going?

Good.

Nice to see you.

How's it going, man?

Good.

I haven't seen either one of you in about 300 years.

Or you, if none of that matters.

Right? Oh my god, it was!

I'm pretty serious about it.

Oh my god, no!

Eric's still alive!

I don't think so.

That's cool, that's cool.

No.

I fell asleep that night.

No, I fell asleep that night.

Right.

Oh my god.

Holy shit!

We could try one other song.

Oh man.

Like what song would you have us play?

I don't remember how to play that.

I don't remember at all.

It wasn't easy though.

It was D, I think, and like

C and E minor.

Nah.

I feel like there was like an extra sharp major in there or something.

Just throw them all together.

I'm never gonna dance again.

He's got the wind and I got

an editor.

When did your glasses come back on?

Did you sing so hard

that they went, whoa!

They flew.

I was laughing though.

That is the definition of hardcore.

Dude, I'm gonna make this all after the ending

thing so it's like the show's

tentatively over and there's 20 minutes

after and there's 20 minutes

of blooper.

Your show is a blooper.

I wanna wear this like a flute.

No, your show is a blooper.

Does anyone remember what key that song was in?

It's in this one.

Maybe this one.

Key of what?

There we go.

What is it?

I see an E minor.

No way.

Ah!

Living without love, it's not going to stay

Right, I feel like I just circulated myself. I totally skipped a verse.

Missed you. Missed me.

That's a great song too.

Missed you. Missed me.

How's my path?

What do you mean, you're on a wallet?

Okay. Eric, is that your wallet?

Wow, yeah.

I think you have gays syndrome.

Well, I lay down in here and it just happens.

Your punk-your wallet flies out.

Get out of my pocket wallet!

Well, shut up.

My friends, you've got to watch your mutters.

And then it just goes into an A.

My socks are wet, I wish I could have my shoes wet.

My socks are wet, I wish I could have my shoes on.

Sorry to fail. Sorry to fail.

Yeah, and that's how.

That's how.

Can we break out the recording because that is fantastic.

I don't know what I just said though.

Oh come on, you got your shoes wet?

Dude, we recorded it. We recorded it.

My shoes are wet.

Oh no, that beard looks teetering.

I've knocked it all over.

I almost just party followed as we were driving.

Oh yeah, party followed.

How can we not get this together?

There we go.

I think he's smoking with Marianne.

Party. Party.

Give it up for me.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bo

It's a party.

It's a party foul, do you smell the drink?

Get the paper and shower

It's a party

It's a foul

It's a party

It's a party foul

It's a party

It's a foul

It's a party

Stop eating that cupcake! It's a party

It's a party

That's a totally different thing than a party foul

I'm just blowing on the microphone making error sounds

What?

It's a party foul

Make sure to be הה원

No mission impossible

School ground

Should stayminute

Fall

Wow

It's not funny

A trick

And, my television!

This was a Partyfowl song.

This is a Partyfowl, I will make security area, this is a Partyfowl.

No one needs to be here to clean this up, because this is a Partyfowl.

These are partyfowler towels, because this is a Partyfowl.

Someone needs a cleaner to mess up.

Someone will get hurt if they step in this glass, this is a Partyfowl.

I don't know why there is music happening, because this is a Partyfowl that makes it clean up.

Why is there existing music?

Who is making music? I cannot hear this.

Who else?

Whoever made this Partyfowl needs to clean it up.

I will call for a second back-up unit for this Partyfowl, who spilled this gallon of junk.

That was a Partyfowl.

Holy shit, I hope that's on.

That was awesome.

That was pretty awesome.

Draw these guys back.

Oh!

Are you okay?

I'm fine, beard.

No, that's mine.

Your drunk ass could not have planned that better.

Forty-five bucks.

Double D Battery.

It's a Partyfowl.

It's an investment.

It's a Partyfowl.

It's a megaphone.

It's a Partyfowl.

It's an investment.

Holy shit.

It's a megaphone.

I'm begging of you, please don't eat our lamb.

I don't know why.

You're laughing at you.

Oh, the birds think I'm funny in a not-laughing-with-me way.

Oh, Annie's playing slowly.

You shouldn't clean, because you're a guest.

Uh-huh, you think I'm something but I'm chewing gum.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, the mix I made.

By the way, guys, it's the end of the party.

Can you tell it's a little quieter?

It's the end of the party.

You can actually hear us speak now.

It's intimate.

It's just you, me.

It's just us and four other people, as opposed to ten other people.

Five other people.

Well, four and a half, it looks like.

We lost one.

Well, Robin, don't leave without me.

I'm going the same place you are.

Just put him on his coat, because it looks hot.

He's got the collar up.

And besides, you've been on many an episode.

Might as well stick it through.

He's got a banana what?

He's been through many an episode.

Oh, I heard a banana episode.

Banana hammock.

What is that?

Banana hammock?

Bananas in pajamas.

He's got bananas in pajamas?

In his hammock?

Yeah.

You have to ask him about that?

Bananas in pajamas are jumping down the stairs.

It's just conjecture.

Bananas.

It makes me sad to think that people in other countries may not know about bananas in pajamas.

Oh, that's in class.

It's amazing.

Bananas in pajamas.

Didn't anyone else know?

What's a juja?

Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears.

It was a kid's show at the same time bananas in pajamas was out.

But we were all teenagers when bananas in pajamas came out.

It wasn't cool.

It wasn't at all.

I only liked my bananas without pajamas in pajamas without bananas.

Really?

I believed in segregation of the bananas in pajamas.

Can't say that.

Keep that banana pajammed, please.

Banana pajammed.

I once had banana jam on a pizza.

I don't know what I'm saying.

I've never had banana jam in my life.

Why don't they have banana jam?

Or even banana butter?

I don't know.

Why don't they have that?

I was going to say something else, but I couldn't think of anything else because there's

nothing else in the world.

It's been a long night, guys.

I think we might be procrastinating a little bit here, putting off the inevitable.

How do I breathe without you?

What do you know?

Robin had a great idea that we should pretend we're going to do a million episodes and be

like, you know what?

I'm not leaving.

I'm going to stay in New York.

Yeah, motherfucker.

And then I'm like, you know what?

I'm moving back into your apartment.

We're going to do a show every day.

And then we die somehow.

And then there's a fire.

And Robin doesn't carry us out.

He carries the other four people out because he only has four shoulders.

And he saves the banana jam.

He's got all the laptops in the house.

He saves all the laptops.

But you and me, we had a lot to drink.

We're heavier because of it.

And we're not cooperative either.

We're not cooperative.

We're not cooperative either.

We're just limpy, drunk people.

I don't know if we said this before, but all over the apartment we decorated with giant

subliminal messages that simply say, don't go, Annie.

I don't know if they worked.

I think she hasn't been to the bathroom all night.

But other than that, I don't think they worked.

I'm very backed up now.

I'm sorry you're constipated.

I'm sorry you're leaving for California.

The constipation is for the best.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying my best.

My grandmother always believed in F ideals.

Tough love.

Hasius for good friends.

Good friends let you poop.

Your friends don't give you that?

No they don't.

I always thought that that was weird that it was like, of all the things you want to

do by yourself, it's poop.

So why would there be Kashi Good Friends.

Like, it always seemed really bizarre to me.

I think it'd be great if they did a Kashi box where it's like, Kashi, for good friends.

Fine.

good friends and it's like an old woman hugging a roll of toilet paper like it's a good friend

like i love you you're so soft on my poopy ass

i know did we the very first show we i think the first show was the old man jockey

yeah the first show i had the microphone in my esophagus and you were like 10 feet away

and it was the most painful thing to listen to ever and then the second show where we did the

old man jockeys was the one that it sounded amazing they were like great we're done hit

save and suddenly the filter we accidentally hit was the tin can filter it was well we didn't have

filter we just used a really shitty recording equipment and we didn't know what the fuck we

were doing like suddenly we were in gigantic like bomb shelter recording yeah we were basically in

a giant shelter metal room it was horrible it was so bad but we learned what we were doing and so

there you go you know if you're if you have a new desire to make a podcast

you

you know you don't have to know what you're doing just figure it out as you go

whatever comes to your mind yep so do you want to say anything before we go for the final hurrah

here the final huzzah i still haven't learned to do armpit farts because that would be the

nash like the natural good ending to i could do armpit farts before i grew boobs and then once i

grew boobs it was all over i couldn't do armpit farts anymore they got in the way it screwed up

my my ability to do it and i'm like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry

you can get a boobectomy on one side your whole like not sweating into your armpits

thing after you're not being able to do armpit farts i don't think it's like that crazy prescription

deodorant you use as a kid did i ever talk about that on the show no i don't think so um as a child

i was very sweaty so they put me on prescription deodorant that um after years of use it makes it

so i don't sweat out of my armpits anymore wow so i don't sweat at all out of my armpits as an

adult i don't sweat at all out of my armpits as an adult i don't sweat at all out of my armpits as an adult

it's freakish but convenient it is but but the thing is it's not that i don't sweat anymore it's

just the sweat redistributes amongst my body so i sweat out of my face

girl has the sweatiest upper lip you've ever seen in your life

it's my sweat stash i'm defying gender roles by growing a stash made of sweat

it's clear

it was bad i remember i was in school plays and they used to

like they used to they used to put pads in my armpits so that when i raised my hands for the

dance moves i wouldn't have sweaty pits so i had like but not just like those were the pads that

when you sat down you were like two inches taller oh my god they were like the ultra thin they were

like the super maxi absorbent plus yeah that's what i had oh jesus i can't put my arms down

i basically was always like but you can't hear on the radio could nobody else see them or could

they like totally be like you have weird armpits they

they cut them into the shape of the dress so it was like pushed out a little bit but not like that

much it was pushed out that's different than being pushed out it's much more dainty

it's true wow it is true what what should we do for our ending you've got like guitar pose

and ready are we doing a final song no i did not you did any of you guys understand the words

that's what we're saying before i'll post them i will post them post them i think because i i

myself had a hard time hearing you know i actually i have to say there wasn't two lines we had to take

out because i wrote them very very early in the morning actually technically um like four in the

morning and they didn't make any sense to anyone but me but it was really funny which was like

earth annie earth annie please benign as in like a tumor and then the next line was a tumor in the

heart of brookline and i thought it was funny but it didn't make any sense that you were benign a

tumor

i don't know if it's really a verb like that but i liked it because the original songs be mine and

i thought it was funny that benign and then i said anything on the show makes sense this one's so good

that's true i'd say the banana jam makes a lot more sense than pads in your armpits or other

like benign or or yes delta cake yes i'm actually slightly disappointed in our fans that no one sent

us a life-size delta

cake probably because the post office would not handle that much

probably can't send it from england anyway

designing womenish career over ish in your package oh oh oh snapping oh button closure

that's my new thing instead of oh snap i'll be like oh button closure

oh velcro

crow you know i used to have a road atlas and the back cover had uh rue mcclanahan coming out of a

suitcase like the suitcase was on the bed and it was like they had like a trick bed where like she

was really in the bed and like it looked like she was coming out from the waist of the suitcase but

it looked like she was coming out of the suitcase wow is that a euphemism from her her waist

kind of like when they had their heads on plates their heads weren't really cut off

yes it's one of these i'm exposing something it was amazing i'm i'm so sorry that i got rid of

that road atlas i wish i still had it to this day if nothing else i wish i had the back cover frame

it was amazing oh rue mcclanahan rue rue rue and all the other golden girls

shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty all the other all the other people that ever

loved me

like inspired our wacky shit that we came up with and not only do we have to say thank you to all the

fans out there we have to say thank you to all the celebrities um i believe the first one we ever had

a conversation about was angela lansbury when you said okay this angela lansbury and then you just

had this long pause so i yelled hot because we're playing hot or not hot winds up she thought she

said angela lansbury weird but she didn't well you know why because that was what i saw um

the angela lansbury in we need todd which is now a movie that's out right now because we disagree

about it we disagree about walk hard too because i saw that and i didn't like it as much as i think

you liked it what i know but it had a line about the guy in an oxen that part was amusing but in

general it was more cute than really funny you didn't have people behind you being like oh that's

not possible oh that's i don't believe that's a reality but when i was in sweetie todd i had

people singing

every fucking line and that might have brought it down a notch but but i'm the one who likes

but you know what they didn't sing they didn't sing the theme song i know didn't exist very sad

for all you sweeney heads out there sweeney heads that's just so sweet sweeney heads

all you toddites

so yeah we should say thank you to sly stone thank you to sly stone thank you to william

shatner just for shits and giggles

thank you to our friends for coming out and and having three shows with us and doing weird

shit and also yeah well thank you to our enemies for giving us something to dream about aka killing

you thank you for all the weird shit in the world that just gave us fodder like sky mall

and the pet cemetery in long island all the shit that we didn't even have to try for that

we just read verbatim yeah yeah eggbert who i believe is actually been remade wow they remade

him this christmas so you can go upstate new york that was fancy eggbert he's techbert now

he's techbert dude he would make eggbert terrifyinger than it is because it's hard to do

because there's animatronic goats before you see eggbert

oh those of you that have no idea what i'm talking about look at the eggbert show you

understand why i am the way

i am screw santa i talk to an egg upstate new york is screw them

and do you remember ranger danger i remember ranger danger no one else really i remember

ranger rick but ranger danger i remember ranger rick too there are a lot of rangers when we're

younger all the rangers are gone i would also like to say thank you to my co-host colleen

for being

crazy it's funny and the yang to my yin or vice versa thank you for being the vice versa

yes you're welcome i always enjoyed being the opposite of what i said to your thing

for knowing so many things like about precedence you know so many well you know facts about

everything i was actually for the animations that liam did i was listening to a bunch of old shows

to give him a few things that we had never done anything which was where i found crevices and was

like what the hell

what do we tape a song about crevices that's amazing and which the lines were crevices

crevices it's where i keep my stuff nooks crannies in my fanny and then i say wait that's

enough but then we saw the song pretty awesome and also where i found the lightning striking

yeah which i think i actually may insert those clips in the show that was the first show

it was right before our first date

it's amazing really amazing

awesome beautiful beautiful beautiful

that you did not run

in the opposite direction

and it did

and it

made my hair

in the form of Mikey

I have the biggest urge

to make this shake again

with my boot

do it

oh you gotta shake

harder than that

there you go

that happens at least

once a show

whether or not

we talk about it

move chicken time

yeah

alright people

well

I think we have to

wrap it up

this is bad

hey

Dave Couillet

that's because

you said cut it out

the hand motions

of which Colleen

has become very

proficient with

as every time

I say something

inappropriate

really offensive

you guys don't know

how much stuff

has been cut out

of these shows

if you heard it all

and we will not

let you know either

as Mo

you wouldn't love us

as Mo

yeah that would be

something we would

cut out

right there

do

I guess we should

use our official

do you remember

what your first

closing was

on the show

I have no idea

I know what yours

was

I know what mine was

because we used

to put

Marianne's

or Colleen's

was

you know what

mine was though

because I don't know

what the fuck

mine was clearly

less spectacular

not only was it that

but it was

lock your doors

at night

because I like to

spoon

and I know

how to pick locks

slightly more threatening

and less sensical

that's right

alright well

I'll say

look out

California

because I like

to spoon too

and this is

Annie Sanders

saying

thank you

I've appreciated it

I'm tremendously

proud of

our little thing

that isn't really

that important

but I still

am tremendously

proud of it

and I'm really

glad I did it

and it makes me

feel better

about my whole

New York excursion

because I feel like

I did something

while I was here

and so

and I'm so

thankful

for listening

to it

and that is all

and you can still

leave us messages

I know a bunch of you

are big core fans

I wrote you emails

saying like

hey Annie's leaving

we haven't posted a show

about it yet

call this number

you can call this

number

it's dirtbed109

that's the most awesome

vanity number

I've ever wound up

with accidentally

yes

that's amazing

so dirtbed109

call and leave a message

for us

fluff radio reviews

if you're sharing

stuff

and you want to

say goodbye

it's not really goodbye

it's just goodbye

until your next project

but it's the last

fluff radio

don't say goodbye

say something else

simple as that

that's so goodbye

banana jam

I won't say goodbye

I'll say something else

what should I say

I should have

thought about that

before

banana nut butter

banana hammock

this isn't goodbye

this is for you

thank you

this is banana hammock

I'm kind of happy

with my last words

being banana hammock

on the show

I kind of am too

banana hammock

should we say it

at the same time

ready yes

goodbye fluff fans

goodbye

one

two

three

banana hammock

hello Annie

this is

Opal

and

Erica

and Marky

and a host

of other characters

all balled up

inside of me

Michael Lucid

that was

tej

Uh, I want to wish you the best on your next adventure and I hope you have great fun and

yeah, I just wish you so many great things and thank you so much for all your wonderful support

of pretty things and for having me on your show and interviewing me. That was so fun. And, um,

yeah, I look forward to hearing of your future exploits and I will see you on the internet.

Bye-bye.

Hey Annie, this is Rob from the Rob and Mark show. Uh, we heard that you're, um, you're leaving

for, uh, for California. Uh, Mark's not here cause he got so distraught that you're leaving

for California that he broke up the band. Yeah, that's right. Thanks Annie. Rob and Mark show is

no more because of you and your move to California. Great. Thanks a lot. Now, what am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do, Annie? Mark left. He's sitting there. He's in a corner somewhere crying,

Annie, Annie, no more California. No more. And we got no more. We can't do tunes cause I don't

play guitar. He's got the guitar. Can't learn it. He's got it. Great. Thanks, Annie. Good luck.

California. Great. Well, really all the best.

Uh, I hope that, uh, everything works out for you, Annie. I hope you enjoy your trip on the West

Coast and, uh, you know, I, you know, I hope everything turns out. Good luck. And, uh, we love

you. Mark, come back. Come back, Mark. Hi, Annie. It's Kyle from Naughty Karate. Um, so sad to see

you go. Uh, Brooklyn, we'll totally miss you. And it told me, I put my ear to the earth, put my ear

to the earth. I put my ear to the earth. I put my ear to the earth. I put my ear to the earth.

Straight to the train track and it whimpered. It was sad, really. I had to, um, give it a back rub

and then I got electrocuted. So I'm in heaven and you'll be in California. And I heard they're

basically the same. Well, that's what Scientologist tells me. But I hope everything is well and I hope

you can influence kids to be as creative and fucked up and awesome as you are. Oh, my tears splash.

My socks wet.

Bye, darling.

Hey, guys. Uh, this is Carla from the forums. Um, I'm finally trying out the fluff hotline.

Too bad it had to be under such, uh, sad circumstances, you know. So you know what? I took a minute.

Well, actually, it was a little under a minute, but, you know, to write a brief poem to commemorate

Annie's departure. This event will be remembered for all posterity in the time-honored form

of a limerick, which reads as follows.

Ahem.

Okay.

There once was a podcast named Fluff, with the only cast I ever loved.

When Annie is gone, we must tell her

so long, and hope she has

funny skies above. The end.

Now, I'm

pretty sure Annie will have funny

skies above because, well, that seems to be

a notable feature of southern California

as I recall. But it

is, well, I'd

like you to

know that I meant it in a metaphorical way, that you're not actually tripping over yelling.

I'd like you both to know that I meant it in a metaphorical way, that you and Annie immensely are a mix of cool people.

metaphorical way as well. So, thank you both, and always spread awesomeness

wherever you may find it.

Hi, this is Zoe and Kim from Vermilion Live.

We want to invite Annie over, and we're going to make her a lobster bisque

to welcome her to California. Goodbye!

Bye!

Hey, Annie. This is Jason Webley. I hope this comes in time.

I think that I might be calling just a bit too late, but I just

want to wish you a safe trip to California, and hopefully I'll see you there.

And, yeah, thank you for all your help with promoting

my music, and...

That's not a very exciting message. I'm calling

from Boulder, Colorado, and, yeah, safe travel.

Bye.

Hello, Annie. Hi, this is Tom Warnick.

That beep was really loud. I can't hear so good right now.

I want to wish you a lot of luck in California.

And here's a song for you.

Ready, boys?

Love you, California.

California, you're the greatest state of all.

I love you in the...

I love you in the winter, summer, spring, and in the fall.

I love your fertile women and your mountains I adore.

I love your grand old ocean, and I love her crooked shore.

I love your redwood forest and your fields of green.

I love yellow grain.

Love your summer breezes, and I love your winter rain.

I love you, land of flowers, land of honey, fruit, and wine.

I love you, California.

You've won this heart of mine.

Let's sing it one more time.

I love you, Catalina.

You were very dear to me.

I love you, Tali Savalas, and I love your cemetery.

I love the land of sunshine.

Happy beauties are untold.

I was in New York through my twenties, and I love you.

When I'm old.

When the snow-crowned gold sierras keep the watch o'er valleys bloom.

It's where I'll be in your land, and your rich perfume.

Their nature gives her rarest.

It is the same sweet home to me.

When I die, I'll breathe my last sigh in old Californ-i-y.

Good luck, kitty!

Hello, my pretties.

It's Anya.

I'm so super sad that I can't be at the party.

And I am sending you so much love, so much karma, so many babies.

I love you.

I'm gonna miss you.

X-X-X-O-O-O-Y.

Ooooooh!

Another L!

Hey An-ni.

It's Liam or should I say P-L-D-M.

I speak for myself, and I'm sure all the other fluff-formers might say I'm gonna miss

you loads, and thank you, for the past two years of light, fluffy comic relief.

Well, I guess there's nothing left to say except good night and good luck Ana-ee!

해

I'm really sad that you're leaving,

but it's been so great having you around the past few years.

And I just, you know, just because it's such a special

and sad and monumentous occasion, I wrote you a poem,

and it's in the bottom of my heart, and I hope you like it.

Girl, I love you so, and I want you to know

that I gon' miss your love the minute you walk out that door.

Please don't go, don't go, don't go away.

I hope you liked it. I worked really hard on it.

Sorry, I'm getting a little teary.

Okay, well, hopefully we'll see you again soon, and you're the best.

Stay cool, Annie.

We're so sorry to see you go,

but we hope you'll be back for more of the Fluff Radio review.

We'll see you soon.

So the song I wanted,

I feel like I should start telling a scary story with a thunder,

except for that, you know, I so think that we'll be able to...

Do you want me to, every time it thunders, I'll mimic it,

so people will know.

So it'll be like real-time thunder, well, slightly off real-time thunder.

Almost real-time.

Well, it's not a scary story, it's just a lightning story.

Grumble, grumble.

Yeah, there aren't more thunder.

It's really cool, like, ominous.

It's like a movie stage thunder.

There's actually, like, a prop man outside our window

with a big piece of plexiglass or something.

Good job!

Robin, keep it up!

You'll get two slices of pizza later!

Callback!

Oh, yeah, so I went for a walk last...

Every time I try to start talking, it's like...

Thunder! I was sorry, I was leaving that one.

Okay, I'm playing, I'm not even trying to imitate it,

you're just...

Onomatopoeia be damned!

Thunder!

I forgot to that time.

I did it the first time.

Alright, quick, tell your story, because I'm going to have to rumble soon.

Okay, uh, I went to a graveyard.

Ow!

Holy fuck!

What the hell?

Did, like, something just fall?

No, it was...

What was it?

Crevices, crevices, that's where I keep my stuff.

Nooks, crannies, in my fanny.

That's enough.

Okay.