Mad Kane Reads The AP, So You Don't Have To - Commentary and Song Parody

Hello again. This is Mad Cain at MadCain.com on June 5th, 2006.

Today my topic is the Associated Press.

More specifically, a really annoying article by Andrew Serra in the 18th,

whose only apparent purpose is scaring voters by depicting Democrats as crazed liberals.

You could read the piece, which I link to in my weblog,

or you could spare yourself the anguish by listening to or even singing my latest song parody to,

pardon my French, the French children's song, Bergeac.

The name of my song parody is Mad Cain Reads the AP So You Don't Have To.

Here goes.

Damn.

Dems are liberal, scary liberal.

Must be stopped, must be stopped.

Voting dead will hurt you, surely will subvert you.

D-O-P, keep you free.

Dems are liberal, scary liberal.

Vote them down, vote them down.

Dems will raise your taxes.

They're the evil actors.

Dems will preach and impeach.

Dems are libs, think fond of red ink.

Dems are odd, they hate God.

Dems can't handle power, think we'll go real sour.

Dems will sin if they win.

Dems are liberal, scary liberal.

Dems eat free, drink shabbily.

Little run committees, Dems love inerted cheese.

G-O-P, keep you free.

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