The Mad Music Podcast #57 October 5, 2022
Stavro Arrgolus
The Mad Music Podcast
The Mad Music Podcast #57 October 5, 2022
a vast g swabs tis time for episode number 57 of the mad music podcast a half hour of mad music
and silly stuff brought to you by madmusic.com the world's largest comedy music website
i be your guest host dave au jus with this year's halloween show i'm here today to play
your favorite creative commons and podcast friendly songs and some you may not have heard
before halloween can never come soon enough for some folks so let's kick the show off with this
song from megathruster
it's never too early to put out your pumpkins never too
early to hang up your lights decorate doorways with scarecrows and spider webs dress up your
windows festooned with frights find some sound effects of evil laughter do the monster mash
all month long crank up the eerie psycho screaming and dig your collection for vampire songs
and don't forget to head to
target to pick up the fun size
it's never too early to invite your friends over it's never too early for
costume
fun bobbing for apples and pumpkin carving and handing out candy by the ton dry ice in the
bunch and lots of pizza the fog machine is going strong ghosts and bats and clowns and even robots
no one is going home till dawn and don't forget to head to target
to pick up the fun
signs
so
so so
so
have a
do the
too slowly
do the
media
middle
of the
Holding hands while you chant and sway
Open the portal to a hellish dimension
And tremble as you hear Satan say
Don't forget to head to Target
And pick up the fun size
Don't forget to head to Target
As a kid, Halloween was quite the big deal
What I did was eat candy each night as a meal
From a stash so big you'd think it fell off a truck
And I tell you I could swim in it like Scrooge McDuck
My costumes made Mrs. Rosenberg plots
I don't know what that means but she said it a lot
Each year we would take our game to the next level
And we'd make our way through town like the Tasmanian Devil
My friends would come visit my vast neighborhood
Then we'd finish up with theirs just as fast as we could
Then the plan was we'd all switch costumes
And then if we can go back
Out and do the whole thing again
Since I'm out of school, ain't no more trick-or-treating
Have to go to the store, buy the candy that I'm eating
That's lame, it isn't the same as back then
If only I could go trick-or-treating again
Trick-or-treating, y'all
Just once, I wanna go and do it again
Get dressed up and go through the neighborhood with my friends
If I could, man
I'd be taking my shit
I should
Well, why not?
Maybe I could dress up like a ghost or a ghoul or something
And they'll think that I'm a tall middle schooler
Yeah, I'll be covered from head to toe
Ain't no way I'll be discovered
How would they know?
Maybe I could walk on my knees to look short
Or talk with some kind of voice changer of sorts
And use more young people slang when I speak
Do kids still say that things are on fleek?
I know it's a plan that I should outgrow
But throw a sheet over my head and I'm good to go
Got the spreadsheet
Ready for the official tally
I just hope no one thinks I'm heading to a Klan rally
Trick-or-treating, y'all
I'm doing it, man
Trick-or-treating, y'all
I'm actually doing it
I'm actually going out
Trick-or-treat
Oh, hey, Devo
Taking the kids trick-or-treating, eh?
Um, where are the kids?
No kids, just me
Trick-or-treat
Hey, Devo
What's up?
I'm not Devo
I'm Billy from the next town over
Trick-or-treat
Hi, Tom
Uh, where's the rest of your crew?
Just trick-or-treat
Just put some candy in the bag
Doorbell's broken
Devo, hi
Um, I thought the rally was moved to next Saturday
Oh, come on!
Okay, fine
So that's how it's gonna be then
Guess I'll be a kid again and get my sweet revenge
I can teepee your house or throw eggs at your door
But wait, I'm an adult and this begs for more
I'll get all your family info and then post on Reddit
Or get a loan in your name and there goes your credit
I said I'd hope it wouldn't have to come down to that
But all it would've cost you is a damn Kit-Kat
But no
So I guess I'll give the classics a try
I shop at Costco
You know how many eggs I can buy
It'll be weeks before it goes away
And I'm sure you'll get a fine from the HOA
So remember next year's
When I come to your door
Make the candy appear
Or I'm funding a war
If not, you'll find out just how mean I can be
When it seems you didn't get a Christmas card from me
Trick-or-treating, y'all
And I'll do it too
Trick-or-treating, y'all
I'm just that crazy
Trick-or-treating, y'all
Master, I've brought these shovels
Good, Ego, good
We have much work tonight
Oh, and I brought your earmuffs
Yes, Ego, yes
It gets cold at night in the cemetery
And did you bring my latte?
Yes, Master
Skim milk, true splendor
Good, Ego, good
Let's get started
We dig in the earth
The graves must be new
The flowers must be new
Fresh, not too rotten
The maggots must be few
I found a good heart
I've unearthed two good legs
A lung, a liver, an arm
An egg?
We spend the night searching eerie wings all around
Digging for fresh pieces, six feet underground
We hunt for limbs and organs
Torches flicker and they shine
Ha ha ha, pots for Frankenstein
When all the pots are collected
Add brain, spleen, and face
To the hardware store for boats
Screw them tight into place
Frankenstein is ready
Now to bring him to life
I wonder if this works
Should we make him a wife?
Some say this work is evil
You never play with life and death
But I'll prove it isn't over
When you take your final breath
The pieces are in place
The storm is at its height
Our pots for Frankenstein
Frankenstein will come alive tonight
Ha ha ha ha
Oh yes, Igor, yes
Raise the platform
Raise
It's time
Well
Hook up the electrodes
Plug them in the wall
Turn on the juice
Hope his heart will not stall
Buzz
He's alive, he's awake
Some say this work is evil
You never play with life and death
But I'll prove it isn't over
When you take your final breath
The pieces are in place
The storm is at its height
Our pots for Frankenstein
Have come alive tonight
Ha ha ha
Buzz
He looks awfully hungry
Buzz
I hope we're not caged.
No, we're toast.
We just heard Parts for Frankenstein by Steve Goody from 2019.
Before that was Trick or Treatin' by Devo Spice from 2017.
And we started the set with Never Too Early by Megathruster from 2017.
Up next, haunted houses, vampires, trick-or-treating, and Halloween pranksters.
They promised us their whole candy haul
And we went inside and tried to find the truth of it all
Before you knew it, we were up the stairs
Breaking in a house on a double dare
But we were not prepared for what we saw
His name is All Hallow's Team
And he comes on every Halloween
We're all Halloween
Every cocky little children need a fright
And he didn't have snakes for arms
But he had a terrifying charm
Cause he told us what it's like to be thirty-five
But we stood before him and said,
But we didn't trust our eyes
Trying to decide if we were traumatized
He rocks some cargo shorts and new balance with high socks
Cause the kids, when you get to be as old as me
Your ears get hairy and it's hard to pee
On that candy of stones that were bigger than an ox
But you don't go out nearly as much as your back
And you're eating mostly vegetables
And you just stay this fat
He went on and on for what felt like days
And told a corny joke and didn't seem half-faced
When he was the only one that laughed
His name is All Hallow's Team
And he comes on every Halloween
He moves so slow it's like he's buried alive
We thought that we were running free
But we're not
But now we just want to leave
But the front door's slammed
And we're stuck here for the night
Now the years have passed so I go back
The house looks empty but the door is cracked
I go in and hear a creak
He's at the floor, adjust my knees
I see a little kid and he's tracking mud
So I pop around the corner shouting,
Hey there, bud!
Smiling, I wave, but this brat just points at me
And then he screams
He screams, it's All Hallow's Team
I guess the torch has been passed to me
It's an honor that I feel I must uphold
Tuck my polo shirt into my jeans
Cause I know I'm about to make a scene
Cause there's nothing scarier than getting old
No, there's nothing scarier than getting old
All day, hiding in my coffin, playing Gotham Death Rock MP3s
All night, bats and werewolves nagging me to take them out for drinks
Because it helps them feel alive or something
I meet long neck girls at clubs but they say
Bite me, that sounds good to me
Cause I'm not creepy, I'm just a little undead
I know my lips are stained red, my fangs are too
But just ignore that please, it's only gum disease
I'm not ghostly, I'm just reflection impaired
I know right now you look scared
But pound some Red Bull and tie baby
And prowl the night with me
We break into the best buy I could
Drink some plasma screen TVs
And I know, I know I've got a substance problem
I keep robbing blood banks
But I've got to clear my cobwebs with a shot
All three, self-control is hard
I'm only nineteen centuries old
But I'm not hasty, I'm just a little undead
I know worms live in my head
And at the beach I have to rub on me
SPF infinity
I'm not spooky, I'm just existence impaired
I know you'd like an expan
I'm spookey, I'm just existence impaired
I'm sorry, babe, because you date with me
For the last eternity
I've been craving salty snacks
This ain't all you chicks with saline
Come to my all-night buffet
I'm not creepy, I'm just a little undead
Don't put garlic on my bread
I like my steaks bloody as can be
But don't drive one through me
I'm not eerie, I'm just living in pain
I know I'm your worst nightmare
But all the cool Transylvanians see
That no one sucks like me
Yeah, no one sucks like me
No one sucks like me
I'm just a little undead
No one sucks like me
Hey there, open your eyes
Prepare to meet your demise
I've been busy when you were asleep
That's a hacksaw over there
You can't move, I bet you're scared
It's Halloween, so scream and no one cares
I'd like to make you start to bleed
And make you suffer slowly
Maybe I'll take these pliers
And start ripping out your teeth
You look like a jack-o'-lantern
Oh, how do you know?
How neat
I'll scoop your right eye out
So you'll shout and watch your mouth
Keep an eye out for a cyclops now
Why don't you lend a hand
Or maybe a foot instead
There's no trick, it's a treat
To smell your feet
I love to hear your mumbled screams
And twist is fun
And try so slowly
Try not to pass out now
We just started, you and me
I would not want for you to miss a thing
On Halloween
Would the funny bone be a wisecrack?
I think they'll take me a souvenir
Take the entrail, I'll take the psychopath
I think they'll take me a souvenir
If I flayed your chest, that would be great
I think I'll take me a souvenir
Now you're appealing, and you've lost weight
And when your blood starts to fly
That's when I cauterize
Can you guess what's next?
I think I've got you stumped
I think I'll sever your arm
And later I'll take your heart
I get a heart on
If I keep them in a jar
I'd like to make you cry and scream
And twist this knife so slowly
When this buzzsaw hits your ankles
You'll lament defeat
I've cut you down to size by a few feet
On Halloween
I'd like to make you beg and plead
And peel your scalp
Back slowly
When I said I'd love to see
Exactly how you think
Bet you never guessed it literally
On Halloween
Boy, I sure love Halloween
Removing your heart so slowly
I can tell by your longing eye
Your heart belongs to me
Now listen as we hear the final beat
Trick or treat
What scary costumes
Here's a foot for you
And an arm for you
Thank you
Happy Halloween
It was getting all dark and spooky and autumnal
About what the pumpkins and the skulls and the things
In unrelated news
Ian was being even snarkier than usual
Hey!
I decided to have some fun
Ian of the insane
What was up with your brain
That made you think that Halloween's the time to be a pain
It was time to get to work cause I was tired of his crap
So I dressed up like a ghost
While he was taking a nap
Put some raw meat in his hands
While he was still asleep
And just to be different
I borrowed several sheep
I screamed
What have you done Ian?
Were you having fun Ian?
You slaughter sheep in your sleep
With a gun Ian?
I woke with a start
And began to scream
That's not what you want to see
When you wake from a dream
Man, Kyle is so mean
Just because I was napping
But here's why I'm rapping
Cause this is what happened
I saw the meat in my hand
So I started clapping
And the ghost started laughing
He's practically gasping
Until he sees me cluttering on the things
Kyle has drawn
That's when we both knew
The prank war was on
We were getting ready
For Halloween
We were getting even
On Halloween
We're a pair of instigators
And it got really mean
It's gotten creative
And it got very innovative
We're getting hollow even
If you know what I mean
Yeah, we're pranking each other
This Halloween
Trying to top one another
With each crazy scheme
Instead of eating candy
Our pranks are getting fancy
You'll best be believing
We're getting hollow even
So Kyle thought he could pull a prank
And then just walk away
But that's not how I play
I swear he'll rule the day
To get Kyle back
I had to seriously think
And then I settled on a plan
To get even with that fink
I filled his pumpkin coffee
With trout
Boy did it stink
And then I said
We're getting even
On Halloween
And all his pens are replaced
With disappearing ink
When Kyle went to drink
He'd get fish in his straw
And then he'd lose everything
That he attempts to draw
So I sat at my desk
To draw a Halloween card
Spotting the coffee
Fish wasn't too hard
And I draw digitally
With a Cintiq and a stylus
So the disappearing ink
Didn't bother the Kyle's
But suddenly my monitor
Went blood red
And said
You've done your last drawing
Prepare to be dead
And a Jew put evil spirits
In my Mac
This doesn't really seem
To be an Ennish attack
We were getting even
On Halloween
We're a pair of instigators
And it got really mean
It's gotten creative
We're getting hollow even
It's gotten creative
It got very innovative
We're getting hollow even
If you know what I mean
Yeah we're pranking each other
This Halloween
Trying to top one another
With a crazy scheme
Instead of eating candy
Our pranks are getting fancy
You best be believing
We're getting hollow even
So I kinda figured out
This wasn't Ennish attempt
To stoke me
When a hand came
From my monitor
And tried to choke me
Then Enn rushed in
With a Ghostbuster suit on
Then I yelled at the ghost
Yo taste some Neutron
I blasted it with my
Funnily functioning proton pack
Which the ghost just avoided
And I wrecked Kyle's Mac
I said
Oh geez
No time for apologies
Kyle it's called
All the Truth
Could you help me
If you please
Stand for good buddy
And now I must mention
I made a little transformation
By yelling
Henshin
Kamen Rider Ghost Slappers
Who I became
A tokusatsu hero man
This is getting lame
Enn used his pack
To zap the ghost in my Mac
Then he threw his trap
But it was my turn to act
I was gearing up
For my supersonic
Ghost Slap attack
But before I could move
The ghost struck back
It gave Kyle a smack
Then began to squeak
I'm the ghost of all pranks
And your jokes are so weak
You think these are funny
But you guys are just slaves
Stop trying to prank each other
You sullied my name
Then I got an idea
And looked quickly at Kyle
I knew my man was red
When he started to smile
So I leapt into the body
Of that dumb old ghost
What?
And possessed him right back
Yeah I made him my host
Oh
And I ran around the room
Going duh I'm undead
Man
I got no freaking legs
And a stupid white head
That's not exactly
What I had in mind Kyle
I don't know what to do with this
You're out of line Kyle
Bloop bloop bloop
I have unfinished business
My afterlife was unproductive
I couldn't care less
Well guess what ghosty
I'm tired of your crap
Ghost Slap
Then I threw out the trap
The door shut with a snap
That's how we caught the ghost
We got him
And we pranked it right back
We got even with him
For picking on us
Cause even comedians
Know how to bust
With all of that done
We knew just what to do
And prepared for what
Next year's prank war
Will ensue
Yeah
This is
There is extra space
We were getting even
On Halloween
We're a pair of instigators
And it got really mean
It's gotten creative
It got very innovative
We're getting hollow even
If you know what I mean
Yeah we're pranking each other
This Halloween
Trying to top one another
With these crazy schemes
Instead of eating candy
Our prank war
Will ensue
Yeah
If you're getting fancy
You'll best be believing
We're getting hollow even
Kyle
We did it
What
We did it
What did we
What did we achieve
We defeated the ghost
Well we did but
Yeah and I got a cool proton pack
And stuff
It's neat
Well you know
I got my rider belt
Yeah you've had that for a while
Yes you're mocking me
My Mac
And could you
Henshin
Yes my Mac
What
You destroyed my Mac
Nobody cares
I'm not giving to your Kickstarter
Oh
We just listened to
Halloween Even
By Scooter Picnic
From the 2013
Getting Hollow Even
EP
Before them
We heard
Halloween Night
By Dino Mike
From 2010
The Money Shot Cosmonauts
Gave us
A Little Undead
From the 2009
Fump
Volume 17
CD
And All Hallows Steve
By Toby Danger
Started the set
What's scarier
Than Halloween
Politics
A podcast
About
Halloween
And how
Halloween
Was
Up next
It's
Election Time
Boys and Girls
And Mommies
And Dads
Aren't you
Tired of
Negative Ads
Tons
And Smears
And Slender
And Slime
Yes it's
Almost
Election Time
It's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
There is
No
Relief
In Sight
It's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
Gotta Toe The Party Line
Who Will Win
Tuesday Night
Not To Sound
Too Extreme
But One More Ad
And I May Sleeve
I am the one
That's making you
Fret
Telling you
We've got
To Control
Our Debt
I am the one
Giving seniors
A scare
Telling them
The other guy
Will take their Medicare
It's
The Election Time
Singing all the money rhyme
All the time
Vote for me
All you fools
I promise
I can improve
The schools
If I win
Ladies and gents
I'll only tax
The one percent
La la la la
Here's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
La la la la
Here's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
La la la la
Here's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
It's
Election Time
La la la la
Yeah
Vote for me
Greetings, I am the Count
My friend Big Bird is in trouble
And it all comes down to voting
Which means counting
So I've written this little Halloween song
About why every vote counts
Count it off, Grover
One, two, three
When the truth is spun
And the facts get blurred
And they change the voting laws
And make it harder for us to make our voices heard
They don't want nobody to vote
They don't need nobody to vote
They get what they want when nobody votes
You better get your butt out to vote
Quote!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Wow, did I just hear right?
I'll have to do something to help Big Bird
When these guys want power
They want you to stay home in bed
Yes, and most of the names at the polls
Are already dead
Really?
They don't want nobody to vote
They don't need nobody to vote
They get what they want
When nobody votes
You better get your butt out to vote
Your eyes can see
Your mind can think just fine
Yes, but in their heads, baby
All they see is lots of dollar signs
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
They don't want nobody to vote
They don't need nobody to vote
They get what they want when nobody votes
So you better get your butt out to vote
Quiet, Grover!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Grover is tired
For years they've been running
He thinks he's the best
Are they your friends, baby?
Or just part of the mess?
They don't want nobody to vote
They don't need nobody to vote
They get what they want
When nobody votes
You better get your butt out to vote
One vote
Two votes
Three votes
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
And be sure to bring your driver's license
Or some other form of picture ID
There are many new votes
There are new voting laws
That require picture ID
And no, you can't just draw them a picture
When you get to the polls
Ernie tried that in 2004
And you see where that got us
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Grover need drink
Cool
We just listened to
Nobody to Vote by Steve Goody
From the 2013
Drinks Well with Others
CD
And Morningside Kick
Gave us
It's Election Time
From 2012
This is an election year
So remember to vote early
And vote often
That wraps up our podcast for today
I hope you enjoyed the show
So until next time
This is Dave Ajou
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