Commentary #52 – 10 (1979)
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Commentary #52 – 10 (1979)
oh and we're in all right hey welcome it's a film pig's alternate dvd commentary i'm uh todd
anderson i'm here with my other film pig who's here steve skeleton hello i'm here steve falk
is not here but it doesn't matter because you know who's here is a special guest his name is
rad daily thanks everybody now now normally of course we will watch a an atrocious film
for these commentaries wow and after earth or a yeah uh retard dead yeah uh for an entire summer
of steven seagal which i still have not forgiven you this is the first commentary we've done since
then yeah yes so skeleton obviously has been very mad at me for a good year um and i'm still
honestly pretty mad he's he's he's got ptsd bo derrick but we're yeah bo derrick so we're
watching 10 which is actually a good movie is the blake edwards joint
yeah uh and introduced as skeleton just said bo derrick and the reason why rad daily's here
with us today is he's in this movie oh boy i am very exciting so we can get some uh how old were
you when you i think i was about 11 it was my very first theatrical gig and and was the audition
process grueling for i have a wonderful story about the audition would you like to hear yeah
well very quickly it was lynn stallmaster's office and at the time i was just doing commercials and
my agent sent me on an audition for that show i think it was called family or what was the one
with the christy mcnichol and all that and it was way back in the 70s and well she sent me by
mistake because the other actor was supposed to go that was represented by the agency named tim
daily sent me by mistake i got there they said you're not supposed to be here i said well
it's your fault that i'm here and i complained i was a little shit
you're already hollywood kid and lynn stallmaster said you're hilarious i go over to mgm right now i
want you to read for a movie so i went over there and i read for what was it tony edwards blake
edwards and tony what's his face and uh they said have you ever done this before i said no i've done
a ton of commercials they said your books we'll see you in a couple weeks wow that was it wow
that's like a that's like a tv movie story of an audition yeah i mean i've yeah that's
the kind of story like you see that in a movie or on tv as part of the story that's no that never
doesn't happen that's not how it works although i i personally have gotten a lot of jobs through
clerical errors most of your career is clerical it's mostly mistakes i hope for those yeah yeah
tom anderson tom sure yeah okay
uh the d's are silent and
also pronounced like an m yes what year this coming like 79 79 i remember when i was a kid
this is one of those movies you know in sixth grade where the kids are like oh you're gonna
see it bo derrick so high it's a very heavy movie it's boob heavy yeah for sure julie andrews
it doesn't wear a bra i think for the entire movie yep it's it's super booby but that's why
you want to watch it as a kid but unlike most of the other booby movies of the era your porkies
your screwballs your screwballs your hot your uh what hot dog yeah your hot dog you're gonna call
a kid yeah these these films are not as classy as 10. 10 is probably the classiest of the booby
movies i would yes absolutely it's a high watermark of booby movies yeah now so did you get
to work and hang out with julie andrews very much so she was my mother ah and she was very
good she was good and really
so
honestly though
hilarious
though
and
so
human being. Oh, yeah. I love
that one. Yeah. Never
been a better acting drunk.
Excuse me, acting as a drunk.
What's up, Bill? I need to bother you
for one second. Alright, I'll be right
back, guys. That's fine.
No worries. We're not missing anything.
Todd's
having a lot of work done on
his new house, and he has to attend
to that. He has a crew.
It's tough, and he's got to deal with a crew.
I mean, it's either that or he's making
meth.
Absolutely. I mean, you know, you've got to do
what you've got to do as an actor. Yeah.
How did he get this house? Clearly not for that. Yeah, that's
why I'm thinking. It's probably
some sort of
illicit activity going on. I'm sure.
What is his name?
Oh, on the right? Yeah, I know.
I can't think of his name either.
Wonderful
guy. There's a lot of
really famous people in this movie.
Yeah.
Watch it. It's hilarious.
You forget
how many people are in it. I was scrolling
through the IMDb earlier, and I was like,
oh, shit. Like
Brian Dennehy. Yeah, Dennehy's in this.
Dee Wallace is in this. Dee Wallace.
And, you know, who Todd did
a movie with. Oh, no way. Really?
Yeah, the Fuzz Track City.
Oh, great. I didn't know that. That she's in.
And she also came on our old
web show. Oh, perfect.
Sweet lady. Yeah, she's fantastic.
So, how many, how... Oh, look, he has a butler.
You know, butlers
haven't been around for a while.
In Malibu, he's got a butler. Oh, it's not his.
Is it like the clubs?
The club butler? No, I think
it's his butler. Oh,
that guy, yeah. He looks like he'd have a butler.
What is that actor's name? It's killing me.
And there's his
lover coming up from the beach. There he is.
This was when they allowed
actors to have body hair. Yeah.
Well, also,
like, body hair and some body
fat. There's a little bit, right.
Not completely chiseled. Right. And that
was the look in the series. Oh, yeah. That was
rocking. That was like, you know, the
Selleck. It was the Selleck. It was the
Selleck, just known as the Selleck. That was...
You could have a back sweater and be hot. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were like, you were, you were like, in
athletic shape,
but not too athletic.
Right. Reasonable. Right.
You're not like a, like a...
That would be a great time. I'd kill it right now.
You're not like a, like a Hugh Jackman.
No. Human growth
hormone. No. Yeah.
Like, nine months of training
to get stuck
on a log at the end of the movie.
See, that was amazing. Spoiler alert.
He's a hell of a pianist.
That was the... Yeah. He was a real musician.
I didn't really realize. He died
in 2002, I think. Yeah.
I think, yeah. Ooh, acrylic chairs.
Oh, wow. Look at that. I love that.
And the old phone. Love it.
How
long were you on this shoot?
Okay, wait a minute. So, his lover
comes up from the beach, because it's hot out, and he's
wearing his little Speedo.
Meanwhile, Dudley Moore has a
cardigan, a sweater, and he just asked
the butler to bring him his jacket.
He's got layers. So,
how does that work? Maybe he's got
malaria. That's part of it.
Maybe it's something I missed in it. See, there's the butler
with the coat. God damn it.
Did I miss any boobs? No. No.
No. But we were just discussing
the fact that... There we go.
A little bit.
Somebody in
a scene with Dudley Moore
in their swimsuit just complained about how hot
it was, and Dudley Moore was
wearing a shirt, a sweater,
and then also asked for his jacket.
And they asked for his jacket from the butler. There's the
cameraman.
Eight track tape. Ooh, going down the eight
track. Yeah.
He's a
high roller with an eight track
right in the car. Absolutely. Oh, that's
cutting edge technology at the time.
Oh, my God. Oh, Julie Andrews.
Chunk, chunk.
That car still plays.
I'll tell you that.
That's Broad Beach right there.
I don't know.
What's Broad Beach? Broad Beach Road.
Handheld. This is
handheld. This is like the...
This looks like mouth. This is the
Dudley Moore is rich montage.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
He played a lot of rich dudes.
Female joggers without
bras coming out.
Yeah, probably. Good.
Ass cap on his
glasses.
Here we go. Crop top.
Oh, he's getting around now.
He's in Santa Monica?
Now he's on San Vicente, so he's clearly lost.
Yeah, he needs a little support.
No bra joggers.
79 was a good year.
Wasn't it, though?
That was when America was great.
I've been
waiting for that to come back.
So that's what he's going to try to do.
Now, considering the amount of distance he's traveled,
he's making time
like Jack Bauer next time across
Los Angeles.
Now he's on Sunset.
He's near UCLA.
Where is he going? He's clearly racing to stop
terrorists.
He has literally no idea where he's going.
Is that the Grey Poupon guy?
Oh, no. They're getting married.
This woman, I gotta tell you, it was
stone cold gorgeous.
The bride?
No, Bo Derek.
Oh, that's Bo Derek?
Oh, yeah.
Look at this. Look at that.
Goodness gracious.
Yeah.
In this movie in particular.
Holy cow, that's with no work done.
By the time Ghost Can't Do It
rolled around,
she looked a little strange.
But, you know, that movie's worth it
for the cameo by
Republican President Donald Trump
playing a version of himself,
How tough is that?
in which he puts a hit out
on Bo Derek's character.
I like it.
He's murdering people.
Which is less awful than what he's doing
right now.
Yeah.
That limo did not make a stop at that stop sign.
Yeah, that was not a legal stop.
That's a rolling stop.
Where the fuck is he going?
Well, now he's just chasing Bo Derek.
Now, be careful.
Where was he going to go
before he became
an instant stalker?
Uh-oh.
Oh!
That's a head-on collision
with a police cruiser.
One out of twelve.
Oh, it's this guy.
Yeah, what's his name? I know that dude.
There's a lot of people in this movie. It's hilarious.
He played cops a lot.
Yeah, he sure did.
In the 70s and 80s.
Jerky cops.
So, on those special skills,
on his resume.
Jerky cop.
He had a special headshot
where he was dressed like a jerky cop.
I had a dollar for every
FBI, CIA guy I played.
Good God.
I wish I had a dollar for each time I played.
But instead,
you get residuals for a penny.
Exactly.
So, you do get a penny for every time.
I do get a lot of those.
When you do stuff back in 1978,
you get a lot of residuals.
That's for a penny.
Yeah.
Leon Russell had the best residual check, though.
It was for negative one cent.
Wait, that's...
How do you get negative one cent?
I don't know.
It's some weird algorithm.
And so you have to pay?
Oh, yeah.
That guy, yeah.
That's Benson.
Yeah.
He's the governor.
Yes.
He's Flash Gordon.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
Holy shit.
Everybody's in this movie.
I wouldn't be surprised at this point if Brian Blessed shows up.
No, me either.
Yes, whoever.
You know, for a head-on collision with a police cruiser,
these cops are remarkably restrained and calm.
Well, wait.
They would have tased it.
They just didn't have any.
Is he in Beverly Hills?
He is.
Well, that's...
Oh, yeah.
Beverly Hills Cop.
Yeah.
They're cool.
So polite.
Unless they're Axel Foley.
Yeah.
And then what?
What's this street tough doing in our neighborhood?
When you say the phrase street tough, you sound like you're 72 years old.
And you're 72.
Yeah.
Because it's been 72 years since someone used the phrase street tough.
Because it's Flash Gordon.
It is Flash.
Flash.
That was an awesome frame of two people having zero thoughts.
Yeah.
Who are gorgeous.
So basically like once...
Because she runs out on him in this...
On the wedding, right?
Or does she marry him?
I can't remember.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think they get married and then wind up...
They're together.
No, no, no, no.
the whole movie so but when does he like leave to become a football player and then get on that
rocket wait what i don't remember that i can't wait to see the rest of this film now one of the
funniest scenes in this movie is at the minister's house with his old lady that works for him
later literally some of the funniest scenes in the movie you'll see later
poor shadow and so what was uh what was blake edwards like great guy i mean one of those
really fun directors that everybody just had the best time ever and what is it you know he's like
one of these really dry people that's absolutely hilarious inside i mean look at all the movies
yeah the party to the so he's not jokey no uh on the
he's not jokey on the circle
charming very smart this is what i remember him and i met him a couple times over the years after
this my uh mother-in-law knew him she did that insert with the b was pretty love it
my mother-in-law was in the sob that that oh right
which you know at the time was considered a train wreck but i kind of like it
but it was kind of was like a big bomb at the time it was a big bomb because it was
expensive and the critics hated it i mean it does meander quite a bit but it's a fun man yeah
how did that bag of groceries not go flying
oh i just looked around yeah there's nothing in that i know it's this stuff made out of foam
and then my father-in-law was a variety television director
oh and he did the julie anders hour and he won an emmy for it
oh that's right up there on top of that hey really
yeah how about that the other one's yours
no no they won't let me anywhere near it's there i had to steal those
from my father-in-law
i think you're misrepresenting yourself here because i came in here thinking those were yours
yeah no it's a total misrepresentation and there's a reason that they're up high so you
can't actually read whose name is on it yeah i can't verify it they're
playing with me
plastic
that's the one cool thing about them is they are very heavy and i've never won anything but
plastic trophies so it's exciting to hold them i love how she has to start dinner
yeah oh look what's he been doing just sitting plays the piano
disrupting a wedding
crashing into police cars that's his that's his whole day
79 was such a good year i feel like i would have done much better
if that's all i was responsible for yeah no you're on a sitcom yeah you're you're a man out of time
that's just that's given now there's a dime a dozen of you yeah there's only some way you
could quantum leap back to 79 you'd be so happy
so i did because we're doing an actual proper three-person commentary this time as opposed to
the summer sagal which
uh-oh i still have a problem with typically generally what i've done uh since the beginning
of doing our commentaries is i would also bring themed snacks oh uh uh that have something to do
with the movie and uh in the case of last summer summer of sagal i didn't do that because it was
just really just todd and i doing the commentary and then uh also it was recent steven sagal movies
so oh that's the guy who oh who tried to get me to do the commentary and then uh also it was
too old i mean i said Robbie good stuff my dad wasight there go away
yeah with oh that just the ever so
ad lib
and
uh好的
me
I'm going to get the snacks later.
I actually wasn't allowed to see this movie when I was young.
Well, your parents were correct.
Yeah, they were responsible.
My son's at the age where if I accidentally show him something with a pair of naked boobs,
he'll hit me.
Wow.
He cannot stand it.
Wow.
So he's going to equate nudity with violence when he gets older, or what?
Well, no, that's what I'm teaching him.
Oh, I see.
Get what you want.
I don't think it's really, he hasn't quite gotten it yet, but that's what I'm going for.
It's taking a lot of time, a lot more time than I had hoped.
Because I also lose interest in my own projects easily.
So anyway, I didn't do snacks.
The snacks.
I didn't do snacks last summer because Todd was making me watch direct-to-video Steven Seagal movies.
It felt weird eating snacks with all the fat shaming.
Right, but also because of you doing that, you didn't deserve snacks, and you didn't get them.
So, but I did bring snacks, so allow me one moment to collect them.
I will allow this.
I don't know how you're going to get out of here.
You're going to entangle the wires.
I'm going to carefully get a...
This is like a game.
I know, it's like a...
Okay, and I'm out.
Let me just check.
Oh, this is the bimbo conversation, I believe, or broad.
All right.
This is, yeah.
Talks about broads.
This is where Jennifer Aniston got the idea for her friend's character.
Oh, is that what the reference...
Okay, so those are real.
Yeah.
Not the plastic insert.
No.
I see.
So, I really, I couldn't think of any snacks that were just like...
Theme.
For boobs.
Oh, yeah.
So, I went with what kind of snacks were popular in the late 70s.
Oh, right.
So, it's a period.
Funyuns.
Yeah.
So, I got a few things.
So, first, I got a can of classic red can original Pringles.
Great.
Those are great for the environment.
Yeah.
What sort of oil are they in?
Awful oil.
They're floating in oil.
And to balance the salt with the sweet, I got Hostess cupcakes.
Oh, my God.
And they make those in Mexico now.
Sure.
Okay.
Well, because Hostess went out of business.
Yeah.
And then they...
But then they had to...
Cupcake us.
Someone in Mexico bought the rights, and now they make Twinkies again.
But remember...
Remember that?
Everybody was freaking out because they were stopping Twinkie production.
And then to wash it down, I got orange Sunkist, which, according to Wikipedia, is a soda that
went on the market in 1979.
Whoa.
Wow.
Now, that's some research.
I think I kind of remember the commercials for Sunkist.
Yeah.
Well, I was...
Not quite Melodue.
I was looking for Tab or Mellow Yellow, but they don't make that.
No.
Cactus Cooler was my go-to.
Oh, Cactus Cooler.
Sure.
I loved Mellow Yellow.
You know, when it would snow back east, I'd pour it in the snow and tell my sister it
was piss, and then I'd eat it.
I'm going to have a Sunkist.
Does anybody want a Sunkist?
I'll have a Sunkist.
I'll pass.
Thank you very much.
There's no requirement to consume any of these snacks.
No, no, no.
He's got to at least have a cupcake.
I'll Pringle.
I won't Cupcake.
I'll Pringle.
A single Pringle.
I will eat one Pringle.
I will Pringle.
I'm going to open these over your kitchen sink because they fell over in the corner.
That would be a great idea.
Yeah, please do.
Now, why wouldn't they reverse this so you could see his bee sting?
I don't know.
The camera should be on the other side.
This is really an exercise in simply capturing acting and the chemistry between two people
with no coverage.
Well, that was the thing with Blake Edwards, though.
If you'll notice in this movie, he does long singles.
He does long singles.
Yeah.
He does long singles.
Yeah.
He does long singles.
And he does long singles.
Yeah.
I like it.
Wow.
This could be quite as well going back in.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I got a lot of problems with how you wired the headphones.
Sorry, man.
Well, it was really you.
Right.
It was my mistake.
What was I thinking?
Yeah.
I get all the ... Because we just moved, you know?
I got the subscription.
subscriptions that didn't change allure and gq excited wow it's like i'm really coming up in the
world yeah no i'm well i know how much magazines i know how much you love robert pattinson
he's having a renaissance
could he really have a renaissance
well since there aren't any boobs on the screen right now
i'm gonna open these pringles yeah crack a pringle i do love those chairs
those chairs that's kind of that's almost like your back it's almost like my relax the back
chair except it doesn't relax the back no that doesn't look ergonomically correct but it's like
the old yeah the old 70s leather yeah sorta recliner sorta office it's got like a leather
ottoman thing yeah yeah that's a chair that's basically built for one thing
and one thing only which pringles are sure adequate wow are they well done
they're really as as sawdusty as you remember i'm just amazed they always found potatoes this
shape to make these yeah it's weird yeah it's like a miracle yeah well maybe it's
where they grow them these are terrible but i still keep want to i want to eat more
yeah pringles aren't they aren't the cans or something really bad
thought i was reading something where pringles is killing all of us i think there's a lot of
work for the cans i mean this pan says it's recyclable and it's mostly like a paper can
i don't know maybe i think you're thinking of those yo play yogurt cans that squirrels get
their heads stuck in oh right and then you can't drink from straws anymore because turtles get them
in their nose
right you know yeah turtle nose straws
oh look this was before they invented side gates
people were always trying to climb through your hedges
gee that's not a prop
oh what's going on he's going back to his perving he's going back to his
perv scope who won the game
doesn't matter oh oh wow oh boy
bernie's hitman is doing all right yeah it's ivanka trump i feel good about that because he
went through so much in weekend at bernie's it was very hard for him yeah no he's stressed out
he needs to relax yeah he went bananas trying to kill bernie like you couldn't like remake this
movie today uh because it would just it would just be but also just be dudley moore's character
watching internet porn he wouldn't even get to the car
that's when america was great when you had to drive around and stalk people if you were
when you had to use a telescope to look at your neighbors having sex
it's not their wi-fi cam that you have
what if all those actors put on their resume
and they're like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
i'm gonna die that they were in ten
oh look stage phone
aha nice
we're on a bell
in a lot of these blake edwards movies at the same time they're show showbiz people in his movies
people a lot if it's not inspector clusso it's a well and like later the old lady
lady scene he does old lady scenes in a lot of his movies if you think back to the panthers there's
always like some old person that's yeah he cracked up yeah and i always like the blake edwards stuff
and i've never i i'm not a big like showbiz i don't like movies about showbiz yeah i know well
they're not really about yeah but he does yeah but he does you know he but he you know it's more
when he does it it's more a backdrop to the story yeah yeah look see now once again the guys coming
out it's clearly 98 degrees yeah but they have sweaters they're in layers yeah you might as well
have parkas on
he makes me happy so i let him swim and jog on the beach yeah
what
you
this is when they first invented the pvc lawn furniture
oh my god yeah yeah i forgot about that
wow dudley moore is sticking his nose in business
get your back shaved yeah i get your back shaved when it's the 90s
i'm not shaving my back until at least 1990
when it becomes fashionable
he just called him a fag you can't do that now yeah no that's not even in jest with your best
man when you watch some of those old old movies from the 70s and 80s yeah they love
calling people tigers oh my goodness well you couldn't make blazing saddles you couldn't make
you can get on the list of movies blazing saddles is so interesting but you you didn't make it
you definitely couldn't make it but i think that's kind of the reason why it's standing the test of time
yeah right now why everything why does dudley moore go here to work well he's his writing
partner okay so they're okay yeah they composed together because he's because it doesn't seem like
he's doing anything you know what he's just just like drinking while dudley moore like they drink
and smoke piddles around look at that old coke can there you go it should be sun-kissed
old tab top coke can it should be sun-kissed you're right
now who's the who's that guy that's playing his boyfriend that's like i know that actor too he
looks familiar and this guy looks yeah the psychiatrist i remember this guy you oh you uh
met this guy when you were working no no he just remembers oh yeah a million things he worked all
the time
oh see this is the thing about this movie this movie needs to should be called 11 because he
calls her an 11 he never calls her oh maybe they were gonna but then but the test audience is like
i don't know what 11 is well it's because spinal tap hadn't come out yet
spinal taps amps and beau derrick both go to 11.
why did you see the bbc came out with the top hundred funniest films of all time
no it's like two days ago it was just the worst list ever why it was not even close i mean it was
like it's a dodgeball office christmas party i noticed that i was devastated because the jerk
was like 93rd wow and then you read all the other movies and you're like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm
just like none of these movies are funnier than the jerks the jerk or the jerk's another one you
couldn't make now yeah i was gonna say about blazing saddles i think skeleton you and i have
talked about this before i don't know if it was on mic or not but the the one run in that movie
that is tone deaf enough to actually kind of be offensive is the gay jokes yeah oh sure yeah i
don't think the the race jokes are really they're i guess quote unquote politically incorrect but i
but i but i feel like they're satirizing yeah it's a satire and they're they're edgy and i mean
you know it's they're still edgy today okay right this in here there are he sings one
which is hilarious and then the old lady so okay it's the old lady oh okay and the dog
there's a i know him yeah oh yeah i know everybody in this movie
i'll bet a lot of these people work in tv all the time yeah oh yeah oh no no a lot of them are tv
people because i'm remembering them from he sings his own song he wrote this is just genius
and he's really playing
look he's really playing
his reaction shots are fantastic but could there could be a better guy playing this yeah
no i love how dedicated he is to the song
come on
oh
we
I think you're funnier in the coma really it's i believe you the most when you're in a coma yeah
that's what everybody said after that doctor show that's not on the air anymore
oh
think he was upgraded to be,
well
but when you're doing miracles on one of his new stuff
I would walk to the zoom right away and wake up and I'd just go like oh couldn't gone to the
scale
that's the world
when did that happen
when did that
you gotta make this
well
just
it
cause
okay
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anything
looking for a cue because they were like in the camera move they're like wait wait wait okay now
cross now cross that's hilarious this is what flake ever is also is famous for stuff going on
peripherally yeah yeah that's why there's not a lot of coverage look at this where's she going
she's walking into the fireplace she's ludicrously helpless she's afflicted with so many
aged problems and yet she's being forced to serve yeah well what makes it hilarious is just like
like the priest just clearly doesn't care
she's like doing a a hunchback bit it's like uh the frankenstein guy igor igor
oh the dog the dog runs from a fart listen to this line
like why i don't know there's no reason to do that instead of blaming the dog
coming from the past it's so weird
it's so funny priests are fucked up
people whenever she passes gas we do oh that old lady is so funny oh this sun kissed isn't bad
really yeah for sugar oh it's oh no no no no no no no it's it's sugar combined with uh bubbly sugar
61 grams of sugar orange colored sugar natural coloring yeah it's making me super happy at about
the hour and a half point of this movie i'll probably crash
you'll have it you'll have like a really severe headache i'll become despondent
yeah it has the same uh possible side effects as most antidepressants
the thing about watching good movies with these commentaries is it's it's hard not to get
completely distracted by the movie because you want to actually
listen and watch them but i don't want to be like a a chevy chase on the vacation commentary
have you ever listened no he never shut up he shouldn't be like a chevy he does it general
well that's true but he did he does it with uh the two kids anthony michael hall and uh
uh dana uh not um dana what's her name no that's not her name no uh yeah dana was the character's
name i think um but anyways he's talking with that and they're like trying to tell productions
stories like blah blah and he keeps interrupting them and going oh no wait wait wait wait we
gotta watch this is a good bit
he makes them quiet down during the commentary
missing the point i know what's coming up here is a genius stunt and the guy got hurt oh really
what did he break something yeah he broke his like clavicle or something oh jesus
did that shut down production for that i don't know i just
remember hearing about it they're all chatting about it that'll screw up your day like when i
did that episode of vegas and that lady got sleeved oh yeah that hurt the day
and we were out in the out in the middle of nowhere too so it took forever for emergency
services to show up oh this is that the hitman again it's the same yeah i think it's the same
he he hit oh oh watch this oh i think i saw where he broke his clavicle right there i remember that
was like in that bit was in the trailer too wasn't it if i remember way back do you remember
the gigantic billboard on sunset it was such a national story it was a pair of boobs and dudley
moore was swinging on like the neck oh yeah i remember i remember
yeah that was like that yeah because it was so risque and i don't remember it being on sunset
because i was in sure yeah it's right at sunset and uh crescent heights or whatever right there
no but i but i remember i remember seeing it like on the news that was like it was a big
scandalous thing yeah i feel like that was in the newspaper yeah yeah yeah it was everywhere
was it scandalous it was because it was a bit because it was like a yeah it's a giant billboard
oh
god i just thought that was like the norm in the 80s well it was the norm like in the movies but
not necessarily for the big advertising you know there was still that distinction
so this movie really kind of paved a new way for marketing of boob movies it might have i would say
probably yeah because they were they had that full-on in the screwballs billboards i remember
that yeah that's well you know your screwballs history i i wouldn't
argue that i've seen both screwballs films
one one could even say you're a screwball scholar i i know probably know more about
the screwballs franchise than anyone else alive today that's right he goes he tracks down
beau derrick's father's he's a dentist okay to try he's trying to figure out where she is
yeah this is i mean he is a creep
he sure is a stalkery creep who's that she's hilarious i forget she looks familiar yeah she
looks really familiar too
it's kind of like madeline khan she looks like oh but i totally recognize her and it is uh
she was into some yeah
oh that's right he gets i love that she's getting off on the pain of dudley moore
they're all bad he plays a great straight arrow yeah
he was so good on benson as an airheaded governor amazing because when i would say when i saw i saw
benson before i ever saw this yeah and i remember having a hard time adjusting to him as being
someone else yeah yeah yeah and not being just a well george bush based his presidency
it's the it's the first time in history that a president has based their behavior off of
intelligence
that's what he thought yeah i just i love her she's great she's just doing the miming uh the
mouth openings i love when actors have a little part just a bit like that yeah just well and
that's kind of amazing on the part of blake edwards yeah that like in so many movies this
would be a nothing part yeah but it's really given it's really like it it's really kind of
like incorporated as a vital part of the scene yeah
and it's a great bit yeah it's hilarious it's like there's no wasted uh characters
but also it's like again it's like if there's very
you know we're now we're now we're just getting a couple of new angles
right but the coverage up to that point was like three angles
i wonder if she came up with that i'd like to think she did on the day well i was wondering
if she's the one who came up with the Third Uோ because she's the one who came up with the Third Uோ
and she's the one who came up with the Third Uோ because she's the one who came up with the Third Uோ
came up with all those reactions like sort of being slightly turned on yeah
she did that on the audition anyway yeah oh I know now I know how I'm gonna do
this scene yeah does he just go back and forth the same guy all day yeah that's
all he does okay that's what we pay him for yeah just it's uh he's a he's a
background artist animatronic and he just we hired background artists to walk
around our house each year in each of your windows yeah so you see just to you
know get a little flavor oh it's the looks like the diner I don't want you to
have that now oh that's right he's so numb he can't talk wait until I go home
please why you guys don't care if I Jack it we're watching that movie you knew
what you're getting yourself into come on
you know what you're getting yourself into come on
We're all guys here.
Wait till the can's empty.
You can use it.
These Pringles chips are sticky.
Oh, jeez.
Rona Barrett.
I love it.
And I love how she's like this.
This woman is like clearly like into and turned on by Dudley Moore,
whose face is swollen after.
It's the sweater in multiple places.
Oh, here comes the spill.
I can't feel his whole face.
Oh.
How long did it take him to realize he was dubbing?
It's because he's got so many layers of clothes.
Well, he's wearing four sweaters.
That's a mock turtle neck sweater, actually.
It doesn't have any arms.
It's one of those Randy Queen.
Well, you know, he wears that over a regular sweater.
Right.
That has arms.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, she calls the police, right?
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey, did you guys ever see Skin Deep, the Blake Edwards movie?
Oh, yeah.
With John Ritter?
With John Ritter, yeah.
The famous glow-in-the-dark condom.
Oh, yes.
Condom scene, yeah.
That actually is a really funny scene.
It's a great scene.
The best scene in that movie, though, and I can't even remember.
I haven't seen it since it was in the theaters, but John Ritter does the most amazing physical
comedy.
He's like, gets like electrocuted.
He gets like electric shocks or something for some treatment, and then everywhere he
goes, he has these spasms, and he grabs this lady, and her packages go flying.
It was so goddamn funny.
I can't believe he just dropped dead of a heart attack.
I know.
That's fucking worse.
On the set.
Wasn't it on a stage?
Yeah.
There was rules for dating my daughter.
Yeah, yeah.
It was his show, yeah.
Good place to go, though.
Wow.
That's smart.
That's good.
I wonder if he came up with that.
It's good.
It's smart, but wildly alcoholic.
Yeah.
And plus, who drinks brandy constantly?
Yeah.
It's like...
The amount of day drinking in this film.
And he's downing pills with brandy.
Oh, he spat out the...
He couldn't go down.
That's really funny.
He plays such a good drunk...
Yeah.
Operator?
I haven't seen...
Somebody on screen drinking this much since Battlestar Galactica.
Oh, yeah.
What?
The reboot show, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Edward James Olmos.
And what was the other guy?
Oh, here, look.
Oh.
Oh, who's that?
Oh, hello.
Did you see those guns?
So what are you making there?
Are you making a peanut butter sandwich?
And you're putting peanut butter on two slices of bread?
Or is it separate?
What's happening?
What's happening is it's clearly he's being neglected.
I requested chunky peanut butter, first of all.
You wouldn't come out of your trailer until you got the chunky peanut butter?
No, I want chunky peanut butter coming out.
Oh, what's going on through the telescope?
I don't know.
Yeah, let's have some more pills and brandy.
I would love that.
And look through our sex scope.
Good God.
Now, I do remember in this, you know, she called the cops.
Oh, wow.
This is...
What is...
The cops come in with their guns drawn.
Whose house is this?
Oh, it's the...
It's our brandy guy, right?
Making his first part.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
This film is racy.
Yeah, look at that.
This is great.
Let's just draw our guns over here.
That actor has never held a gun before.
No, look at how he's...
He's just...
He looks so nervous just because he has to hold a gun.
Yeah.
And he doesn't...
He doesn't want to hurt Dudley Moore.
Or drop the gun.
Why do all...
He's just...
I don't...
All four cops look exactly the same and that their hair parted on the same side.
It's...
It's authentic frontier gibberish.
Oh, God.
It's so hard to make fun of this scene because it's just stupidly hilarious.
Dudley Moore is so amazing.
Yeah.
I love how the cop got it with the actor.
He went like this to get his foot out of the way.
Yeah.
Trying not to get his costume dirty.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Like, there was no reason for that.
And now he's got his head on his dork.
It's so good.
But that's why there's no coverage in these scenes because he's just letting Dudley Moore
do stuff.
Absolutely.
But, yeah, you don't need the cut.
You don't need it.
You don't want it.
But also, you know, this is a movie and it was on a big old screen back then, too.
So, you know.
But it's actually such a great, greatly composed shot, too.
Yeah, it's very pretty.
For his physical comedy.
Like, it really, you know.
Yeah.
You don't need anything else.
Nope.
Oh, right through the stops.
It's incredibly simple, but it's more complicated, I imagine, to make that work.
It's all got to go right.
Yeah.
And there was, I mean, it was minimal, but there was camera movement happening.
A little bit, yeah.
Yeah.
You had to frame it up and then lock into place.
I don't, when they do that on You're the Worst, they do like, you know, a whole scene is just
one take sort of thing.
I don't like that.
You don't like having to remember that much?
Well, one, and it's incredibly stressful.
One, yes.
You don't want to screw it up everybody else.
I'm a coma guy, first and foremost.
My specialty is comas.
And even then, I don't like to go more than like a minute.
Yeah, a minute at a time being in a coma.
That's all you can do.
But when they do the one take thing, and I'm having a lot of fun, I'm like, I'm going to
have like one line somewhere in it.
If I screw up those three words or whatever, the whole thing, everybody's going to start
You've got to start all over again.
It's thanks again, Todd.
Yeah.
It's terrifying.
That one lady's got a lot of lipstick on her teeth.
Yeah.
Oh, she's going to look through the...
She's going to look through the thing.
Look through the telescope.
She's going to see Dudley Moore's at the orgy.
Now, why did he go to the orgy?
Because he's just drunk and high and doesn't realize, you know, what he's doing.
Wouldn't those glasses be strong enough already to look at him?
To see, yeah, to see across.
I mean, real boobs.
Boy, this must have been a really difficult and unpleasant shoot for Dudley.
He looks like he's having a terrible time.
Oh, no.
Now, that was a good reveal of his butt.
Yeah.
That was solid.
That was well...
You didn't get to see the big sock, though.
That was well done nudity.
Uh-oh.
Nah.
He ran away.
Bush.
Yeah.
And he's just crashing through the casual orgy party.
Yeah.
Bush?
What does that mean?
What was wrong with that lady's crotch?
I don't know what that was.
It's like there was hair.
There was something on it.
She had a plant in her lap.
She was carrying around the house chia pet.
Oh, my gosh.
That was dangerous.
Yeah.
That was dangerous.
Is it like...
There's like the sound of squealing tires any time we see a car.
Well, maybe it's Blake Edwards' movie.
It's just always there.
Even if it's like going 10 miles an hour.
Look, those are all the same cars that were outside of the church.
They keep them on set.
That car did leave a tire mark, though.
So, it was really...
There we go.
More tires.
What are we getting?
All right.
He's going straight.
So, there are no tires there.
There it is.
It's a...
So, it's not...
I mean, it's not 100% of the time.
No, no.
Just a lot more tire squealing than you normally hear in a picture.
He's in trouble.
He really only has himself to blame.
But good.
More brandy.
Yeah, well.
And look at how much brandy there is.
Jesus Christ.
That's like eight ounces of brandy.
Oh, my God.
He's going to die.
Oh, but this is when he gets just...
Gets on the plane to Mexico and the cab ride in Mexico.
Remember all that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
And then the Maharachi band wakes him up in the wall.
There's some funny stuff in this movie, though.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's some great talent.
I'm trying to think.
Like, what other midlife crisis comedies are there?
Um...
Pulp Fiction?
No.
By the way, that was listed as one of the funniest movies in the 100...
Pulp Fiction?
What?
Yeah.
Funny.
It's a stupid list.
Look, Yellow Pages.
That's what the internet was before the internet.
That's what...
That's the internet.
Yeah.
He's leafing through the internet.
See, the big ad paid off.
They still bring us those things, though.
I know.
Isn't this silly?
Yeah, it would save a lot of time if they would just take those stacks directly to the
recycling bin.
Yeah.
Now, I've actually been to Las Hanas, this hotel.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
And is it nice?
Yeah.
It's, you know, it's Mazatlan.
It's got the dark beaches.
It's like the volcanic sand.
More pills.
More booze.
Now, look, he's just going to get blasted.
They didn't have brandy, so he had to have whatever that was.
I mean, he is constantly drinking.
Drinking and taking pills.
Now, so it's because of the unnecessary dental surgery.
There you are.
The unnecessary dental surgery and drinking is what...
And the pills.
And the pills is what caused him to stagger over to the orgy party.
Correct.
And then run afoul of...
I can't plan that.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a mistake any of us could make.
Absolutely.
No, actually, after I had my wisdom teeth out, same thing.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
My mom was pissed at me.
You come away from that orgy.
You come away from there.
I've always found it odd that there's always...
There's always a large, casual orgy happening near almost every dentist's office.
It's very strange.
It's weird.
So, Henry Mancini, didn't he do the music for every movie back in the...
Wasn't he sort of the...
I think every...
Like, Edwards, especially.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He did the Pink Panther theme.
Yeah.
No, Mancini was like his John Williams to Spielberg.
Yeah.
Not to be confused with Harry...
Harry Manfredini, who did the score for Friday the 13th.
Oh, yeah.
No, you don't want to mix that up.
Wow.
No.
I'm glad you cleared that up for everyone.
Because it would not be appropriate to hear in the movie 10,
Shh, shh, shh.
Weird.
Look, here's the cab ride.
So, his pasta...
Is he going to barf?
I wish I was so wealthy.
That I could make horrible choices like this.
Yeah, is there an actual reason why he left for Mexico?
Or is it just...
He's chasing her.
He knew she was going to be...
This is where they're honeymooning.
That is a...
Which is what he found at the dentist.
You missed that.
Flies into the front seat.
And that was him.
That's amazing.
This place is huge.
This is great, this walk-in.
He's just the physical comedy.
He's just...
Yeah.
It's all good.
Everything's going fine.
He's like...
He's trying to get it together.
He's just drenched in sweat.
Yeah.
One thing Blake Edwards was really good at...
Knowing when he had a comic genius in his hands.
Let them do it.
Just let them go.
Yeah.
And again, the wide shots.
Yeah.
He keeps going.
It was so fucking sweaty.
He goes to the bathroom.
Look at the drink.
Yeah, that's exactly what he needs is alcohol.
Now, I don't want to say anything negative about Terry Kaiser.
Because he was wonderful.
He was Bernie.
Yeah.
In Weekend at Bernie's.
Yeah.
Both parts one and two.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But what if Dudley Moore had been Bernie?
Oh, had been Bernie?
Oh.
Holy shit.
Excellent call.
Because he's exactly the right size.
Yeah.
And just an unparalleled physical comedy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow.
And he would have been way better at the dialogue.
He's just passed out on the wall.
Well, yeah.
He has to talk in the beginning before he dies in the first one.
Oh, that's true.
He did.
In the second one, he has to voodoo dance.
Dudley Moore is startled a lot in this movie.
Yeah.
Well, but nobody could do startled like Dudley Moore.
Yeah.
And he's out.
Look at that.
Oh.
That's the way the rooms really look?
Yeah.
Nice room.
Oh, I'd stay there.
Oh, meanwhile.
Back in L.A.
This will be one of these useless scenes.
What's gone wrong?
Julie Andrews insisted on this scene for her.
She insisted?
I'm kidding.
I'm going to have one of these cupcakes.
Wow.
You're all in.
I got to.
You're going to get diarrhea.
I got to set an example.
Why would a sun-kissed and a cupcake have any problems?
I'm way ahead of you, my friend.
You're just trying to maintain loose stools.
I'm afraid of what will happen if I stop having diarrhea.
He's trying to bolster it up with the cake.
Yeah.
I figure, I mean, host cupcakes are binding, right?
Yeah.
Anybody else?
No.
They were really good, you guys.
Save some for later.
I only ... Oh, you unplugged me, man.
Oh, uh-oh.
Oh, damn it, sorry.
Nope.
I unplugged everybody.
You unplugged everybody.
We can't hear Julie Andrews.
There.
Disaster averted.
And that other guy.
Yeah, and that other guy I've seen on TV.
Yeah, the guy who looks kind of like the empty nest guy but isn't.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
I just want to know what other things...
He's been in so many things.
But he's not the guy from S.O.V.
The guy from S.O.V. is the
empty nest guy.
They look like they could be
brothers.
He also looks kind of like the guy from
the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Wow.
This is a really good cupcake.
It looks
brown
with white goo in the middle.
I mean, it looks like this is
garbage, but...
That's actually me in my
old neighborhood.
A lot.
Oh, I love that.
The bridge.
Just everything in this movie
doesn't go very long without
a good gag.
They're making use of the environment.
The universe.
It's like the night before
Blake would walk around and go,
where can I make Dudley Moore walk?
It'll be funny.
It'll be funny there.
It'll be funny over there.
Just watching Dudley Moore go from point A to point B is funny.
Yeah.
The last 15 minutes of this movie has been that.
Here comes Brian Dennehy.
Oh, he's Brian Dennehy.
Star of FX
and bestseller.
A man who weathered
James Woods for an entire
three months.
Everybody's favorite internet buddy,
James Woods.
Wasn't he Cocoon?
Wasn't he the lead guy in Cocoon?
James Woods?
No, no, no.
Brian Dennehy.
Remember Cocoon?
No, it was Wolfer Brimley.
I thought Brian Dennehy was in that.
Now I gotta look it up.
Well, Dennehy, if he was in it,
he would have been a young, maybe a government guy.
No, he was the main alien.
Oh, right, you're right.
The main alien.
Yeah.
He organized the whole alien thing.
Yes, I think you're absolutely right.
And he also
seriously bothered
John Rambo.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yes, he did.
In First Blood.
He was one of my dad's favorite actors
when I first moved out to L.A.
There was some sitcom
with him
playing the head of a,
the patriarch of an Irish,
Boston Irish.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He did have that sitcom at one point.
And my dad was like,
oh,
you should go be on this show.
It's got Brian Dennehy.
He's great.
And I was like,
oh, I'm glad.
Thanks for telling me, Dad.
I'm gonna run right out.
I'm gonna run over there now.
I'll just tell him
you said I should be on the show.
My dad said I should be on this
because of Brian Dennehy.
Well, get in here.
Who didn't know?
Why didn't you say so earlier?
Here's your trailer.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, no.
I thought that was my scene
coming up there.
There's a lot.
More brandy.
I mean, he's drunk
like a gallon of brandy
so far in this show.
Yeah.
Who drinks brandy?
Look, he just downed
like another eight ounces
of brown, of brandy.
Brownie.
Brownie?
Brownie.
Brandy's disgusting.
Who drinks brandy?
It is hardcore.
It's awful.
Same with like a port.
You know, something just,
you can't.
Yeah, it's super syrupy
and heavy.
Awful.
It's pretty much
like a shot of tequila.
And he just poured
another eight ounces.
Like, brandy is one
of those boozes
where I'm like,
do I know anyone
who actually drinks brandy?
And if I do,
I want to stop knowing them.
Yeah, because it's weird.
I feel the same way
about gin.
I don't really know
anyone who drinks gin.
You're a gin man?
I'm a gin and tonic guy.
Oh, there you go.
Most people do
the vodka tonic
at this point.
Yeah, I mean,
I'm not a gin guy,
but at least I understand
a gin and tonic.
I don't understand brandy.
No, brandy doesn't
make any sense.
Well, brandy,
the only reason
you drink brandy
is so you can use
those glasses.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, there she comes.
Oh, man.
Flash.
Aw.
And she's about to flash.
Now, she started
a movement
with those braids, boy.
Oh, right, yeah.
Goodness.
Oh, yeah, that was,
everyone got those.
She started that.
Oh, this was it.
All the rich girls
would come back
from spring break
in high school
with that.
I didn't go anywhere
on spring break.
No, but you just
got the braids.
I got the braids.
That's all I could afford.
Your spring break,
just Massachusetts
with the braids.
Yeah, with the braids.
It's a street person.
Hey, street person,
give me some braids.
Also, and I...
Like, Brian Denny
isn't tired of him yet.
Like, like a bartender
would be so tired
of this guy.
Yeah, no kidding.
But he's like,
Denny in this movie
is like Danny Aiello
in Jacob's Ladder.
So, when Dudley Moore's head
starts migrating back and forth?
I don't know.
Then he'll do some
chiropractor.
It's Denny's fault.
Is it me,
or is it always me?
Like, have something
in his mouth like that.
Denny, have you noticed
the other...
Yeah, he's like a teeth actor.
Oh, he's doing with
a little toothpick or a thing.
He's a teeth actor.
He always likes a little bit
of toothpick business.
Seriously, yeah.
Isn't that weird?
He's so cool.
This, you can see
Blake Edwards said,
closer.
Guys, closer together.
I want you closer together.
Get close.
Super weird.
If a bartender
was that close to me...
I would be uncomfortable.
Yeah.
It's an awkward thing.
Yeah, I'm not tipping you.
This is...
You need to get away from me.
Yeah.
Is there another bar near here
where the bartenders
aren't as close?
And so far,
there's no one
of Mexican heritage
working at the hotel.
This is not
a presidential debate,
and I'm not Hillary Clinton,
so back off, Trump.
He really loves him, though.
I know.
Is Brian Denny
maybe gay?
Might be.
Is that what's...
Yeah, I can't...
I don't remember
if that's like a character thing
in the movie
or just a weird choice.
I think he's just like a...
you know,
classic bartender
with a heart of gold.
Yeah.
Who cares?
And no other customers.
And why is he living
in Manzanillo?
There's like eight people
on the other side of the bar
who haven't ordered.
They're all like,
hello,
excuse me.
Hello, can I...
Hola.
I just wanna...
Hola.
I don't even want any brandy.
Actually,
you each get your own bartender.
Oh, at this resort.
So he's been assigned
to him.
When he's drinking
that many brandy...
This is a fancy hotel.
Yeah.
Wait, this is Manzanillo.
I said Mazatlan.
Is it Mazatlan?
What's going on in Manzanillo?
What the hell?
Oh my God,
he is...
What time shall I be there?
Yeah.
Gotta finish the brandy.
Well, if Brian Dennehy
pays you a compliment...
Yeah, I mean, that's...
Take it.
So nice.
Blake Edwards is also
really good at knowing
when he has an actor
who has certain attributes
but shouldn't talk much.
The weird thing about
John Gary...
is his three ladies
all look exactly the same.
Brigitte Bardot,
Beau Derrick.
Who was the other one
she was married to?
They all look the same.
Yeah, yeah.
And he always did the same thing.
He found her on the beach
in like Malibu
and went and spotted her.
Plucked her
and then dumped the old one.
Who's he?
Oh, Margot...
Because he was always
turning them in
for younger models.
Yeah, she was always
turning into the next blonde.
They look the same.
And then he...
And then he made
millions exploiting
Beau Derrick
in garbage movies.
Oh, here we go.
My high-waist scene.
Of course I was watching
disco.
Rad's just chilling
watching disco.
As kids did in the 70s.
I want to do a jokey bit
and shot for shot
recreation of that scene.
Oh, that would be rad.
With you and him.
That's a great idea.
Is it weird
seeing yourself as a kid?
Oh, yeah.
You're so detached.
It doesn't feel like it's me.
Oh, here's Dee Wallace.
Ah, Dee.
Dee Wallace.
I think she shows boob too
in this movie.
She does?
What?
Oh, my.
Dee and I
share a lot of
credits
on our resumes.
Wow.
I was telling them earlier.
Yeah, that's right.
Post-Track City.
Just Add Magic.
Oh, right.
And as of
this season,
You're the Worst.
Oh, great.
Oh, nice.
Earl did not get to work with her
on You're the Worst,
which sucks, but...
Where?
There was yourdar тор.
Yeah.
It was just me and a нос bone.
That's right.
He's about to convention day.
colle reply.
Ass.
Are you admits to it?
Yea.
Say cheese to cheese first?
He's the oso.
I'm sorry.
Ref.
You're fortunate.
To think you occur thinking
like.
Better take care.
Sorry-
Oh, yeah, cool.
Good.
I don't know.
That's okay.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Eric
things just myth see.
So-
Will.
Take some more brandies.
Yeah.
It took two seasons for me to have an episode with Dee on that kidshow.
Oh, that's cool.
That's okay.
I met you
at Truman Capote's
party
it's gonna be
my new
way to greet people
yeah
that's
that's the way
you endear yourself
to
I met you
at Truman Capote's
party
and when
Mrs. Kissel
passes gas
we beat the dog
you guys
D is drunk
he's gonna put out
I haven't seen her
this drunk
since we did that
film pics episode
oh jeez
I don't know
if that would have
felt very good
on her neck
yeah no
that was
that was a
controlled fall
Dudley was
it was
it looked like
he got it
over on his shoulder
like a stage slap
yeah
okay
was this actually
D's first
big movie
I don't know
it might be
right
well when was
E.T.
wasn't E.T.
wasn't she the mom
in E.T.
yeah but that was
in the 80s
82
yeah
and when was
the howling
was
I always mix her up
with Terry Gar
was that before
or after 79
that's my question
well you can look it up
I'm not gonna
look it up
Jesus Christ
for those of you
listening
go ahead and look it up
yeah
I wanna know though
no
it's not you D
Dudley is consumed
a lethal amount
of brandy today
oh D
she has a problem
with men not being
able to get erections
it's probably
because she hangs
out with a lot of
drunk guys
yeah
I didn't feel comfortable
watching it
I wouldn't imagine
you did
it's very cold in here
yeah
that was a great
sequence though
of her like
gathering her clothes
and like would
would crawl around
the bed
and then just
clonk her head
on the floor
to look under the bed
gather a piece
and then move around
the camera going
that was a really
great bit
that was a great bit
because that's actually
pretty good
that's real
yeah
you wouldn't normally
write that in
but that's great
yeah
she was on
some TV shows
before this
she played
Nettie the Maid
and the Stepford Wives
in 75
a lot of TV
guest stars
uh
The Hills Have Eyes
oh
although that wasn't
a big movie
but I would say
that's her
first kind of
famous
great
you made D. Wallace
cry Dudley
nice fucking job
jackass
oh wait
here comes the
hot
the famous
when he runs across
oh well her running
yeah towards
yeah
yeah the howling
was after this
I feel like this was
her big
breakout
breakout movie
she was on an episode
of Taxi
shut up
oh my gosh
now I gotta go back
and watch all the Taxi
again
she was on Chips
oh god
that was good
that was great
just that hangover
oh god
the little stumble
that very
she's sweating
when it's
beer hot
this is hilarious
the howling
was 81
right
yeah
Jimmy the Kid
was 82
I don't know
what that is
good but thanks
for letting us know
I'm just gonna start
saying
years of movies
that D. Wallace
is in
I'm just gonna start
with a little
it's a little Mr. Bean
here
yeah
I like it
I can't get enough
of that Mr. Bean
yeah
you actually cracked
me up
all right
she's the mom
in Critters
oh wow
I forgot about that
oh shit
you're right
I like how they
don't connect
in all this
yeah
she came down
now he's down there
yeah she's just
getting through
her hangover
in the morning
he's just in the
background
doing towel bits
in the background
so
yeah
he's now again drenched in sweat he's wet sprinted for that
oh somewhat of mexican brandy a quarter brandy
all the alcoholics like that
yeah you really he really could have said just about anything that contained alcohol
yeah it would have been okay she's having a bloody mary too
and there's flash oh god she said i'm god again
stumbling away that's awesome that's so good oh we got sandy the classic bully second second
i think this is when he fantasizes about the running on the beach oh right the famous running
on the beach she really is uh taking her time massaging that oil well you got to make sure
with the oil yeah she's going real slow yeah you don't want to you don't want to skimp on the oil
yeah yeah oh my god i mean you don't really know a lot about uh skin care on the beach do you i don't
go out there i don't go out you burst into flame under direct sunlight i have certain problems
the eclipse gave you like four minutes of peace
yeah in oregon you can come out okay go back in
this is a very accommodating waiter yeah he's really
helping out rather than once taking him to the wall oh this is the guys this is hilarious oh my god
are they talking about him being british oh god okay
he's a shirt look at this guy he's a classic like movie tourist yeah
he's got a kitten on his t-shirt yeah and he's he got his camera slung over his shoulder in the water
yeah is he drunk or mental
challenged
look at that hat look at the other guy's drink
it's a great idea
yeah again just like one wide shot yeah yeah of three old guys drinking in the ocean
i'm doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor god i'm not sick
is cameron yeah
rad what was the biggest part you had in a movie when you were a kid oh god is this yeah
i got cut out of a i had a huge part in a movie called north dallas 40 and they cut
like literally everything out of it and ending up having like three lines oh man that's a football
football football shot yeah yeah it was the owner's son or something the same thing happened
the camera just went in the water is it waterproof they have not acknowledged it
you're an english fella huh
that's all right look at the hair on my guy's back you're an english fella they don't like
english people that's a flash garden is he asleep on the surfboard yeah he goes and saves his life
right this is the whole he rescues him he gets a boat or something and he gets eaten does he get
eaten by a shark or something no he like drifts off in the current oh oh then there's a shark
chasing the boat or i don't know hello that is quite she made a one piece look yeah rocking well
that's a pretty scandalous one piece cut yeah yeah it's farrah fosset esh the red
farrah fosset
he couldn't be creepier every time this is a movie about a rich drunk creep yeah he's stalking
this nice young lady i'm assuming my daughter is her age right now
did you ever see that episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia where they go to like a
ski resort and it's it's very hot a hot tub time machine you know it's okay it's an 80s thing
and they even have a movie about it it's like a movie about it it's like a movie about it it's
going to have all these actors like they have the guy who played malachi from children withPaul
they did a lot of and uh kevin farley was in it and uh the guy whoever the i don't know the actor's
name but he played the lead in hot dog the movie oh my gosh and he's sort of the main guy that they
hang out with and he's always wanting to do things like the porky's thing look through a hole into a
shower and every time he wants to do one of these things the rest of the it's always sunny people
like what no that's creepy no that's the main story that's the main movie about a rich drunk
guy that's creepy i don't need to make that extreme e digitized now that's such a great thing to make that
illegal oh work is being done I guess every all the staff at this resort get
uncomfortably close to you yeah it's not just Brian's any it's also yeah 200
millimeter lens it's hotel policy to get in your personal space a bunch of
American guys working
he's drunk design him aha he made an assumption he was wrong actually one of
the the gardening guys came to the door this morning with his phone and he had
translated something on the phone nice and it just said need stairs and I was
like stairs
stairs
and I pointed at these stairs I'd like stairs and he's like yeah well Bill's
guys bilingual and he said he needs he's it's a ladder thanks Google yeah right
Siri need stairs I was like who doesn't you can use my stairs I don't know you
see aGG
now explanation of the sweat where those
now explanation of business
beyond 넘o
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no
no explanation of what rep why you wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt
now
investing a value
you
why taking with go go I already
touched but I'm gonna stay
Seattle
money
below
my
me
my
Probably, yeah, which causes
organ failure.
His pants are like too big
too. Of course.
Was that thing, because that was true in the movies
like going all the way back
up until like the 80s.
Oh, there it is.
There we go.
That's the slow-mo run.
That's the proto-Baywatch.
Yeah, this was the
based off that forever.
This was the Oscar clip.
I mean, just
goodness gracious.
Every time they clip this movie for whatever
it was always this.
It's always this.
God bless her.
She's commentary
just got very sad.
She's also never run a day in her life
based on the stride.
And it's her first time smiling as well.
They put that in after.
It was a very early, by the way,
this is the first time I've noticed her, her mouth.
It's the same computers they used for Tron.
Yeah, she's got teeth.
Now, did you get to meet her?
I only saw her from a distance at the screening.
Oh, I wonder what she is.
I tell people I slept with her, but nobody buys it
because I was 11.
Happens all the time.
But I did sleep with Julie Andrews.
Oh, fantastic.
Mary Poppins.
She was popping.
I got a picture of her and Hillary together, actually.
Really?
Yeah, it's cute.
Anybody want that?
So, wait, Flash Gordon...
Not Hillary Clinton, Hillary, my wife.
Oh!
I see.
I've suddenly realized the confusion.
My bad.
No worries.
So, did Flash Gordon just paddle out on a surfboard
and then fall asleep?
Yes, the guys were saying that the current takes you
if you're not careful and so you're like,
oh, God, I've got to go rescue the damn guy.
But he just fell asleep?
Yep, fell asleep on the surfboard.
There's a shark, I think, involved in this.
Yeah, and...
This does look like a clip from Jaws 3.
Oh, he's going to run the guy over.
Good Lord.
Oh!
I'm all figured out.
He fell off the boat.
This is a garbage rescue.
I love the sunglasses.
To be honest, this is perfect.
Oh, here comes a shark!
Oh, crap, there's a shark.
No, it's a plastic fin.
He's pulling his hair.
That's funny.
Do you know how hard it is to climb back aboard a...
A moving...
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's...
It looks genuine.
Yeah, it looks so realistic.
It's amazing what you can do, though, when a shark is coming at you.
Is that the, like, evil dolphin fin from One Crazy Summer?
No, that's...
No, that's the one from Batman and Robin.
The shark repellent?
You know, it was just a shark.
It's one of those...
It looks like one of those fake shark fins that, like, you, like, tie to the back of a dachshund.
Yeah, it's so good.
It's like every year, like, a FIFA player would trap or another person or anything and
then, uh, I would still get seperated from everybody and get rabble.
I think that might be true in Fallout 7 or something like that.
Or, I don't know.
Do you know...
I imagine it might be true in Fallout 7 if it's Baldum, and if it'selaire.
Yeah, and I wonder why அத dieser is...
What does it say?
What the heck?
I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
Okay.
Denny has just given up
and is also now
pounding Brandy
yeah
what the hell is it
with the Brandy
and he's now
like acting as
Dudley Moore's
like PR guy
yeah
at least he used
the word in Spanish
yeah
incommunicado
clever girl
you can't say
those two words
together without me
thinking of Jurassic Park
clever girl
what's he carrying
is that like a
like a tape recorder
must be for his
yes
for his writing
for his pianoing
for his writing partner
oh
see this is what he
played for me
when we were at the house
ah okay
which as an 11 year old
I was like
this is great
love the beat
yeah
well
it's very special
I'm sure he didn't
shut down production
to play the piano
for Kirk Cameron
in Like Father Like Son
not a chance
something tells me
he just wanted to be
done every day
as quickly as possible
I gotta hear about
Jesus one more time
from this kid
I ran into
Kirk Cameron
in a parking lot
in Agora
with a buddy of mine
I go hey
Kirk Cameron
and he goes
hey Ralph
what's going on
I hadn't seen him
in years
and he goes
you guys doing well
yeah yeah
good
he goes
hey hey hey
take these
and there
I thought he was
handing me dollar bills
and it was a dollar bill
fake dollar bill
with his picture on it
and then
psalms
there's things written on it
about Christ
and said
take this
I'm like
oh
please say you kept it
I was hoping
please say you kept it
oh I wish you had
actually sold it on eBay
I would have
framed that sucker
it was bizarro
he's
yeah
nice guy
just
passionate
he's very passionate
yeah that's true
certainly is
it's too bad
that passion
doesn't translate
to his Christian
propaganda films
as far as
skill set
is concerned
however I'd like to think
that he knows
exactly what he's doing
because he's making
a lot of money
that's true
he found an angle
because acting
wasn't exactly
yeah
but
yeah
that's a wildly
cynical
I'm going to play
this Jesus
I mean but
I always wonder that
about evangelists
and people of that ilk
like Joel Osteen
I don't know how
anybody can buy
a word that guy says
yeah
because he lives
in a bajillion dollar
yeah and it's just
it's like
you know that guy's
having weird drug parties
and orgies
but that's that whole
that's that whole
that particular
niche of
evangelism
well whatever
you call it
it's the
televangelist
but like the
prosperity
evangelical
yeah if you donate
money to me
yeah
then
prosperity
it'll come to you
and it's that kind of
the earnest angel
it's a pyramid scheme
yeah
it's you know
it's couched in religion
it's like hey
you give money to God
and God will make you rich
correct
and you can be as rich
as me then
that's right
that's actually
exactly what the
Republican Party
is selling
yeah
right
no now they're just
selling
chaos
well that's true
but they got elected
on that
yeah
concept
well they ain't
gonna throw the trickle down
yeah if we cut taxes
then we're gonna make jobs
come on
you guys
we're gonna make jobs
you don't have to vote for us
we got the college
we got the electoral college
don't worry about it
he's really good
he's going at it
with this piano
yeah
this is when you ran to the bathroom
at the theater
oh
yeah
Dee's gonna cry
she's so
yeah he keeps banging her
how hard was that
for her to do
when clearly nothing
was going on off camera
she is a
she can cry on cue
is she one of those people
she is one of those people
oh wow
she's pretty incredible
with that stuff
and she can do it for anything
whether it's good or not good
boom pull it
she can do it
wow
that's amazing
my thing whenever I've had to do crying
I'm always great on the first take
and then it gets harder after that
yeah
I'm the same way
because it's exhausting
harder
I could cry for four hours
bye
good luck
turning black
I wouldn't have come today
that's awesome
what a nice background
you were right in front of you
yeah
here comes the water works
here he comes
he's going to be crying for the next four hours
yeah
roll cameras
we're going to get everything we need
it is hard too
when you have one of those scenes where
it's some dialogue that's happening to you
that you're supposed to cry about
and doing that
over and over again
because you have to not be
right there
just are crying anyway that's the state here comes the revels bolero magic scene
which is why they made an entire film called bolero yeah my car just hit a water buffalo
i'll have a uh steak sandwich a bloody mary and a steak sandwich charged to the underhills
she's very free yeah with her body or she just doesn't know how to operate towels
yeah actually the latter is probably more likely well how does this work
you're doing great sweetie i like an all-white casual i was just gonna say high-waisted pain
i want that suit yeah like that i would look so stupid
right
i want it i mean just think about it for a second imagine how stupid i'd look in that
you would look stupid i think i'd look and i'd love every second of it yeah with that huge collar
yeah even the lapel on the robe is big yeah the 70s it's like it's like dracula's bathrobe
she never could have put that towel on herself on her head no well not judging how she was using
the towel earlier she could do that well what's weird is she thinks she wrapped that towel around
her waist that's right i'm still cold and she just tripped into the road
oops the robe was an accident happy one
cue cards on the table is that what she's looking down at yeah i gotta say i mean he's only been
i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know
in mexico for like a couple of days lots happened the swelling has really gone down from his dental
work yeah he looks great and his nose is yeah yeah the bee sting is fine all he needed to do
is drink a shitload of brandy a gallon of brandy and he was fixed it right up she's never smoked
anything in her life yeah everyone's eyes are bloodshot in this movie though have you noticed
him everybody was just drinking probably yeah i think more definitely was
was he like a big real life job no not that i was ever aware of well he had a big problem later in
life yeah yeah i think it was later than yeah a drinking problem drinking and drugs yeah yeah
that's probably more like arthur was that more like around arthur and maybe that that period yeah
well at his piece right yeah what happens to everybody yeah
he was oh you can't wait to peak yeah drink a lot of brandy go to orgies yeah
that's that's it i just that's all i want on my google calendar brandy orgy brandon
get reminders time for brandy traffic is light it will take you 15 minutes to get to the orgy
you are still on the fastest route
three calculators
special ways app for orders ways orgies
hey did that waiter just look at the camera yep there he did yeah yeah how'd that do it was a
was that all right he looked happy about it yeah I wonder if he was just an
actual waiter I'll bet he was so we're bronze not invented till like the 90s
apparently well no time no no they had been but from 1975 through 1979 brawls
were outlawed in the United States which I think is great I mean why like
why wine bras anyway profound thought from Todd Robert Anderson I mean why
bras anyway no I'm saying well yeah I realize this is a support system they
can help the back
this looks like one of those day for night yeah we're gonna shoot day for
night and then tomorrow we're shooting that's right
what but don't you know why don't we just flip the schedule no I can't fit no
we can't because a turnaround this is this related to that bra thing
we're gonna shoot night for day and then but but then also then four night
again why don't we just you're doing night and day for day we're doing day
for night for day so it should all just look like its day but it's not put for
death yeah at night I can't remember just remember everybody this takes place
during the night but we want to play it like it did at night but when I got out
dark I got off that bomb so we're just inn Skins enough hearts and just we want
to play some good. Our souls lied to that. We don't get warned so don't let the rich
still be having a night that little fucking underdogということで, we're gonna let it
in post we're going to make it look like
it's day but play it like
it's night
okay does everyone understand
you guys get it
and action it's very simple
look at that awesome
credenza with a record player
oh that's nice look at that
that's fabulous
I know I'm old because the other day when I was trying to
set up Colby's damn video game thing
I couldn't get that going but I had no problem
setting up the record player
here just listen to
records here's some records
I think I know
why he wasn't expecting for Colby
she
rolls a hella tight joint
for someone who looks like
she doesn't understand how to
light one
and by her I mean the crew guy
who rolled that joint
who is clearly just his joint
yeah Blake I got a joint
how many you need
oh
uh oh
that
it like
that just made him go out of focus
yeah
oh
ah
yeah
that's a good script
I could use that
maybe later
I always struggle to find a script
and I don't want to
you know
I'm like
that's just
what I want
and there's that
is that
the
what did she she said yeah but still it's like a family not by blood
it's just the uncle uncle like you know it's even worse when you have to qualify with but
not by blood he wasn't really our uncle my sister was adopted woody allen had no problem
yeah well that's that's my that's my case case uh study number one there's nothing grosser
that's the word i like never could get people you know have gotten by that quite well no i can't get
by no i cannot yeah it's a shame when brilliantly talented people creep me out this is exactly how
every single one of my dates always goes with uh you start revels bo derrick or the procopia
bo derrick comes out of a room with no clothes on yeah and the problem is that it usually like
makes you know my date upset and then the whole night ends yeah so i gotta go
yeah
for the last time oh damn it bo you're always ruining my evenings yeah come on put on a towel
for christ's sake how darn it not that again see the i i there's something seriously wrong with me
because when i do hear this piece of music just not watching a movie but when i hear it i don't
think of this movie oh i do i think of bolero and i think of the climactic sex scene where she's
fucking on a table yeah
and there's like fog everywhere and there's neon signs that say ecstasy but it's misspelled
she didn't know well she didn't make the neon signs her dumb ass husband did but it's
weird what and you know like the like the whatever joint was contracted to make those signs
got the thing like they do they know this is misspelled it's like what they want it's like
the napkin yeah uh in spinal tap
18 inches
are we doing stonehenge tomorrow
i don't think the problem was with the band's energy
i think the problem was
the mighty stonehenge was in danger of being trampled on by a dwarf
oh that movie i remember introducing that movie to my son when he was about to die
14 and as i put it on oh yeah that's one of those please don't let me this is the funniest movie i
ever seen okay you're missing all right good i don't have to kick you out of the house well
when you start introducing your kids to movies that you think are great and you wonder how
they're gonna it's gonna go over with them you never know how they play like i don't know if
they've seen this yeah like it made me super sad when i watched weird science with colby and he
wasn't into it ah see but then we watched the breakfast club and he loves it well to be fair
though like weird science is a very weirdly paced movie yeah it's slow it's very like a lot of the
jokes don't translate yeah and colby's super sensitive to racism
yeah
in movies he'd be like i think this is too racist
yes well of course it is yeah it is too racist now laugh at it yeah now but it's hilarious racism
did he at least like chet yeah i like chet because that's classic that's classic paxton
yeah chet's great fucking paxton is dead yeah it's weird how much like since he died
i realized that he's dead and he's dead and he's dead and he's dead and he's dead and he's dead and
i realize how often i think of bill paxton like before he died like i would think of yeah i would
quote him yeah no something would come up and all right it's just so weird
well it's like we said because we did the podcast yeah it's like we said it's like
every time paxton shows up you're always happy to see him yeah it's never a bummer
it's not like when julia roberts shows up in a cameo you're like oh fuck there goes that movie
i really wanted to see i saw the trailer for uh what's it called it's it's it's a wonder is that
the name of it it's a it's coming out in november famous like young person's novel about like a kid
with a messed up face oh i don't know and he goes to school and he has to fit in oh i vaguely i
think i've seen that trailer yeah and i the trailer started and no no but it's like i can't
it's akin to that um but colby had just read the book and i was like and he liked it a lot and i was
like oh cool the movies and the trailer starred and i was like oh cool it's a movie yeah and then
julia roberts showed up and i was like we're not going though yeah but important question
do you own a copy of mary riley gee yeah it's part of this like one i got one of those like
it's like eight crappy thriller oh you had no choice but to get yeah it's in
you have it but it's under duress no actually it it is a that is a go-to movie for me when i can't
sleep because within 10 minutes i'll be asleep it's so it sucks the energy out of everything
that sees it it's cinematic melatonin or valerian if you will
it's a good night yeah
yeah like who's the who's the cinematographer on this good question because they you know they
also did a good job with this kind of scene and hard and the lighting and like making it like
sexy but not gratuitous right this is what i'm saying this is part of what makes it a really
classy essentially a sexploitation comedy it's a classy movie show like a porno yeah yeah if it
was overlaid or like most of the booby movies that came out yeah these are
yeah yeah yeah because those are all pretty but those were all like kind of like
omni-lit low budget right you know stuff this is hard there's some money spent this was expensive
film this is the 52 70 yeah yeah it's something like screwballs is low budge and they're shooting
it all during the day because they can't afford lights yeah and they're shooting they're shooting
it for night yeah day for night day for night it's on expired film they got cheap they get
loose and it's so it's oversaturated like the first act of spielberg's war of the worlds but
it's not on purpose
now is there was is there ever been an explanation as to like why beau derrick's head is like tasseled
up in kind of like like native american ripoff no accoutrement she just has that
beads that was just you know whoever the hairstylist was
was like hey let's do this yeah maybe the idea is this is what you get when you go down to mexico
to mexico oh yeah touristy yeah kind of yeah
why is he so pissy he's blowing it not only is he a creep but he's kind of a dick yeah
no it is it's kind of like it's no there isn't i disagree with you that's all there is to
that's all i want to do is have sex with beau derrick to bolero after chugging a gallon of
brandy being approved by flash gordon come on you speak for yourself mister
yeah you're an idiot
also if you're gonna have sex take your watch i was gonna say the cardia watch
i mean that's gonna scratch yeah yeah if you're gonna have sex take your watch i was gonna say the
you're doing it right anyway well he's the way i do it
he needs to watch the times he's got an appointment
oh what a jerk yeah
i mean it's this is a star this is a typical stalker he finally gets what he's stalking
and he's a dick about it yeah well yeah because the stockings normally at this point he'd kill her
well if he's a stalker murderer yeah that's still couldn't perform so kills her
so because he got mad at her does that mean he's come to the end of his midlife crisis
i think he goes back to sam and he's going back to julie and julie andrews which really you
shouldn't leave her in the first place yeah which at this point you know
if it was in any way realistic she would have already packed up and left yeah no
shit but it makes their relationship really edgy and hot now if this is like
if this is like david fincher's 10 then he would have murdered
but julie andrews is fucking gorgeous yeah in person spectacular yeah
well derrick's pretty and all that but oh yeah
i mean it makes a little more sense
than say michael douglas cheating on ann archer with glenn close hello yeah but it's a stretch
but still
i can feel the uh clapping is this like uh this is like 1979's hamilton
yeah doesn't she have like a new kid show on netflix or something i don't know julianne
she's like 81. i don't know there's like so much shit on netflix now i have no idea
there's like so much shit on netflix now i have no idea there's like so much shit on netflix now i have no idea
like
when there's something new shows up there is like a i know i read about you don't i don't know
because you know she writes children's books and yeah yeah so i don't know maybe if it's
it's on one of the streaming services yeah i don't know if she's singing again though that's what i'm
hey if you want to save some time on the streaming services well you could just
not watch the defenders at all oh or or way ahead of you yeah or just start with episodes
four because there's literally
no information in the first three episodes
that is critical to the rest
of them. Yeah, I just heard
Extra Hot Great talking about that.
They're ripping it to shreds.
But I don't
want to watch comic book TV
shows because they don't have the money
that comic book movies have. And that's
the only reason I watch those things.
It's to watch the money. The Jessica Jones
one is good. I think you'd like that.
That's the best one out of
all of them. But it's also more like
a noir detective
style show with a little bit
of superhero stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, we've got
to watch The End of Orphan Black.
Oh, I already did that.
Well, this movie fucked it. I haven't watched
Claws either. I know.
I want to watch Claws. It's my favorite.
Yeah, no, I couldn't wait
on that. No, I get it. Well, we'll probably
just watch it.
Hold on.
For what?
Piss off, George.
Yeah.
Jesus, Rad. You've got some serious attitude
with your feathered hair.
Yeah, I love the
Brady Bunch cut you got going.
How long did it take him to do that?
Yeah.
Nice.
That's another thing about the 70s.
Sheer yellow shirt so you can really
see the chest hair.
You can literally see individual hairs
through that shirt.
You need the Italian horn.
And look at the collar.
Unbelievable. Like, undershirt, man.
Undershirt. He is gross.
He is disgusting.
You'll never sweat through that.
Get out of here, you gross.
You grossy.
It's like that shirt is made out of
tissue paper.
Oh, more brandy.
It's like you wrap gifts in that.
You don't wear it.
More brandy.
More comedy.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. Is he going to kill himself?
This is like a slow phone conversation.
Jesus Christ.
But luckily, they both have enormous glasses of brown liquor.
Yeah.
These 1970s comedies, I do love how they meander.
But at this point, I have no sense of where the climax is.
Yeah, no.
I don't know what, like, where it's going.
Yeah.
I mean, it feels like we're kind of now slowly wrapping up.
But are we?
I don't know.
He's having serious drama.
Yeah.
Well, his young buck left him.
Look at how much alcohol is in that snifter now.
It's the same glass.
He's been sipping on it all day.
No, that's fresh.
That's a ludicrous amount of brandy.
It's like half the snifter is full.
It's ridiculous.
How much money do you think he spends on brandy on a weekly basis?
It's why he has to write so many songs.
It's like Johnny Depp and his wine.
$30,000 worth of brandy a month.
She can hear him from there.
I really like the power saw ambiance.
That's really adding to this commentary.
It's going to really.
Yeah, I didn't know that was going to be happening until last night.
Bill came by and he's like, yeah, I'll do this for you.
Bill did our roof.
And he's like, yeah, I'll do this for you.
I got to start tomorrow though.
And I was like, OK.
I like this shot a lot too.
We got the inside of the piano.
I do love it.
It's really.
I mean, yeah.
Look up.
Look up who the cinematographer is.
Because it's a great.
I mean, this movie's shot wonderfully.
But it's so minimal.
Yeah, but that's the thing.
That's what is.
Now there's just so much cutting.
It's very, very.
It's so carefully composed.
The.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I like that shot.
I like the scene.
It's.
It's good.
I liked that one.
Yeah.
Let's see.
It was fun.
What was your first film?
Well.
Thunderbolt Lightfoot
So he did some Eastwood stuff
Iger Sanction
Car Wash
Holy smokes
Here Ain't Nothin' But A Sandwich
Corvette Summer
The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh
Classic
Was Mark Hamill in Corvette Summer?
Yeah
Grease 2
That was Spielberg
Corvette Summer
Wasn't there some old movie
That Spielberg did that's kind of like that?
With Goldie Hawn
Well there's Lucas' American Graffiti
Oh yeah
I can't remember who did Corvette Summer
Wasn't that a Corman movie?
Might have been yeah
I mean I can look
Gotta look
I gotta know
Yeah well yeah let's
Yeah you can't leave that thread dangling
Oh my god
Corvette Summer
Who directed you?
Matthew Robbins
Matthew Robbins?
I don't know
I don't know what that's about
Also known as Corvette
Really?
Just Corvette?
Just Corvette
When they were marketing it to
Areas of the world that did not have summers
Yeah
Like Antarctica
Or Corvette
Well they just called it Summer
That's right
Oh
Who's looking
Now his orgy neighbors are looking at him
Through his telescope again
Look at what he's wearing
He's got a
Yeah he's got a
He's got a
Yeah he's got a
he's so mad
that guy's great
yeah
of course every time
he appears on screen
I just want to watch
Weekend at Bro's again
yeah
you never get sick
of that movie
you know they take him
water skiing
and by accident
he falls off the bottom
he hits buoys
he's got good form
well your silverman
is spot on
oh he put on
a Rebels balloon
oh yeah
oh the one time
they're going to do it
and he's not watching
are we about to see
Julie Andrews make it
no he's going to tell
her the story
and she's going to
think it's sexy
so she had braids
and he's going to
think it's sexy
because he
couldn't get it up
I think it's amazing
he was married
to Susan Anton
and he had to
go up on her
yeah
if this was a
Hitchcock movie
one or more of them
would be getting
strangled right now
yeah exactly
and Jimmy Stewart
would be panicked
yeah
I don't know
oh they're just
going
oh Jesus
call 911
he's got to take off
40 layers
where's the brandy
it must be kind of weird
is that a boot
oh the credits
it must be kind of weird
to like
make out
with the director's wife
which he had just
called for
yeah
and action
okay Blake
whatever you say
and to get notes
from him
yeah
you know she likes it
I don't think that's
appropriate Blake
I was on the
now these are all
these are all the orgy
people right
yes
I was on the lot
at
I want to see
the MGM lot
MGM lot
and I was about
28
something like that
and I was auditioning
for something
and I walked by
and I saw
Blake Edwards
parking sign
uh-huh
and I walked
right into the office
and it was one of those
little cottages
yeah
and I said
I was in
send him back
went in
sat down
and chatted with him
and
oh wow
yeah just kind of
ballsy
just walked right in
and
that's great
that's crazy
that's awesome
yeah that's funny
that's awesome
well and that like
that years later
he was like
oh yeah get in here
yeah
which normally
he'd be like
yeah sure
well tell him he said
hello
yeah really
yeah
who are you
get out
that was really nice
that's cool
well it sounds like
it was a good experience
for you
indeed it was
it got me hooked
on acting
and I worked a ton
after that
boy you got to
give shit to Dudley Moore
I did
that's come on
that's a good thing
yeah you threw
some shade
cussed on camera
yeah
pretty nice
yeah that's a kid's dream
yeah
I remember my dad
was just
what you're gonna say shit
and I said
yeah
oh well
make your money
sometimes you gotta
dance with the devil
if you want to put food
on the table
oh there's
Julie Andrews
such a good boy
yeah
quite possibly
the slowest credits
yeah what the hell
and it's already
a long movie
well no because
this isn't like
Master of Disguise
where they need to
stretch out the running time
well but it's also
it's because it's like
they don't have
as many
people on the credits
no because they do
Gaffer Key Grip
and where's all their
best boys
and all the
it's nothing
you just get the main people
and today there's
even
a non-comic book movie
there's also a ton
of like
CG people
oh my gosh
and they have to list
everybody
and then all the babies
300
all the babies they had
while they were
in post-production
yeah
and the residents
of Beverly Hills
for their splendid
cooperation
I don't think it was
probably splendid
bunch of
that's sarcasm
if ever there was
that's
that's shade
that's 1979
shade
via
end credits
yeah
well that's 10
that was 10
thanks Rad for coming
oh very exciting
thanks for even watching
how did it hold up for you
actually I loved it
I mean I forget
how funny it was
it was funny
really funny stuff
such an old movie
pretty funny
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