v4e189-Consensual Butt Polling

Dan "The Revolutionary" Novatnak

One Man Revolution

v4e189-Consensual Butt Polling

One Man Revolution

One Man Revolution, Volume 4, Episode 189.

Volume 4, Episode 189.

I mean, when I crossed the median, my children started calling me 100 because you round up, right?

That's true.

All right.

So, the most patriotic president ever.

And this week, J.D. Vance has no idea how child care works.

He has no idea.

All right.

Well, I've owned a shotgun since the 2080s.

The 28th of June while I was in...

This beer is very full.

While I was in Iceland.

While I was in Belgium.

So, I'm going to do my shotgun.

I've got a Scion from Cologne as my secondary beer there for the rest of the show.

So, I'm just going to go ahead and I'm going to shotgun this while y'all decide and talk about what y'all are doing.

Can I, if I may, before we, while you're doing that.

Well done on a show last week.

Oh, did you like that one?

Yeah.

Dude, there was a part of me that felt real bad because you sounded very sad and alone.

No, no, no.

It was a good show.

No, I was trying not to yell and be angry about everything.

Okay, okay.

Because there was so much that...

And it's one of those things where...

You were just keeping a pace on it.

I read a lot of comments from individuals from the past couple of weeks before I did that show.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

And there were individuals that were just so down on the fact that, you know, hey,

you know, libtard.

Hey, you know, you don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, this, hey, that.

Just getting bullied.

And all this bullying stuff, which is wrong.

And so, I kept that in my head and I'm like, you know, we're better than that and we always

will be better than that because that's all they have.

Yeah.

No kidding.

They have nothing else.

So, when it comes down to the end, they're going to have nothing and we'll have each other.

But I also like you didn't just harp on that all the time.

Oh, no.

It was an hour of positive conversation.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

It was a good show.

It was a really good show.

Well, thanks.

And cheers.

My hole's too small and I've never.

I've said that before.

So, while he's doing that, I've got the leftovers of a Manhattan, I believe.

Yeah.

And I'm also drinking the orange, Belgian style orange wit from Shipyard.

Blood orange.

You going to start doing the shotgun?

I finished already.

That was the bad juju from left hand.

I've been told it's terrible.

And it makes a better shotgun.

That's because you don't have to taste it.

But now I'm getting the ginger.

It's good when it's cold.

No, I'm getting the ginger.

That's what I'm getting now.

You don't like the ginger in it?

The ginger honey at the end is kind of weird.

No, the honey.

Yeah.

The malty sweetness.

Anyway.

Yeah.

So, I've got a blood orange wit and I've got the leftovers of a Manhattan.

What you got over there?

I am drinking a cocktail we made up tonight called Conviction.

Yes.

Just Conviction.

Just.

Oh, yeah.

It's Conviction.

Yeah.

Because.

We're going with the iPhone marketing strategy.

Yeah.

It doesn't.

Yeah.

No.

It's called Conviction.

It takes a little Conviction to both make it and drink it.

Yeah.

And order it.

It contains.

It contains ingredients like Frangelico.

And.

And Frenet.

And Aperol.

And rum.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

So.

None of these.

If you saw this on a menu, you would not want to order it.

You would not order it.

But it's actually.

Really good.

Delicious.

It's really good.

Yeah.

Somehow.

It is.

No.

It is.

It is one part hydrogen.

Two parts oxygen.

In a steel coffee mug.

From a former employer.

Sorry.

O2H.

Yeah.

O2H.

So.

The interesting thing about ethanol.

Yes.

And.

Water.

Is they have the same number of OH groups in them.

Yeah.

They do.

Yeah.

So.

Because it is aqueous.

You're practically drinking pure alcohol.

Yeah.

By drinking water.

Practically.

Yeah.

So.

But.

Yeah.

I think we've had a lot of.

In the past two weeks.

It's been really fun because.

We've had a lot of.

Back and forth between the campaigns.

Oh, yeah.

We've had things like.

Oh.

Kamal is using a shield now.

What is she worried.

Is she worried about being.

You know?

Having someone take a.

Take a shot at her now.

Can I just.

The joint interview?

Oh, yeah.

I don't hear you now.

Can I just.

What did you do?

Nothing.

I don't know.

I just point out.

Well, he figures out why he can't.

Yeah.

I don't know what happened.

That she is the, what's that word?

Oh, sitting vice president of the United States of America.

That shouldn't do it.

And if there is any doubt about her security,

she's going to get better security than anybody running for president

who's not president.

So it's not unusual for her to get that kind of security.

No, so that's dumb.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. thing is dumb.

Oh, no, the S.H.I.E.L.D. thing is absolutely dumb,

especially because he was making those comments from behind the S.H.I.E.L.D.

Yes.

I thought you were talking about the joint interview with Dana Bash.

Well, we can go back to that.

That was the Thursday before my last show.

Yeah, but you talked about it a little bit.

A little bit.

But the reason I didn't talk about it a lot is because it's not news.

What they did in that interview was a travesty of equating the candidates.

That's what it was.

It's just there's no reason to talk.

I didn't talk about that interview because that interview was terrible.

Cheers, Max.

Thanks.

Literally, you confused IVF with UIV, and how can anybody ever trust you?

Right, right.

You refused to talk about your blackness.

No, she refused to respond to the allegations from the other candidates.

And all of that is just stupid.

You would never ask the question of, hey, Mr. Trump, your family are German, correct?

Yeah.

Did they support the Nazis?

Yeah.

How do you feel about Lieutenant being called an anchor baby?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your wife did chain migration to bring her family over.

How do you feel about chain migration now?

So that's a valid question.

It is.

That's a legitimately valid question.

But he enabled it.

If they had phrased, like, okay, so if somebody asks, if Donald Trump sits down in a hard-hitting,

in air quotes, hard-hitting interview, and they say, former President Trump, how do you

respond to the allegations?

That you have a great toupee.

Yeah.

That's not a question.

No.

It doesn't.

No.

It's nothing.

So when a person makes a baseless allegation about a candidate, that should not be a question

asked by real press in an interview.

But here you have an opportunity to push Kamala Harris on a fairly loosey-goosey platform.

She has policies.

She's backed in the past.

She has a record of certain political ideas.

But she hasn't put much out concretely.

Which is not new, by the way.

That's not a new thing for presidential candidates.

Most presidential candidates don't actually have a legitimate policy platform until after

they're elected.

Correct.

So that's not a fair criticism.

Shut up.

But that's a great opportunity to do that.

If you really want to be hardcore, get on to her about policy, plans, issues, concerns.

Not, hey, so Jimmy over at Jim said that you kissed Jenny last week in the playground.

Is that true?

Like, she doesn't even go here.

But what I, as I said last, as I said last week, you know, in my all by myself game.

Yeah.

Um, the thing that happened in that moment was the, the re the, the recognition that

all of our, uh, major broadcast news is owned by like seven companies.

Yes.

They're all billionaires, you know, all by billionaires and they're all conservative

or they're leaning to the right.

So that they can get breaks on their taxes, breaks on anything because they make more

than a hundred million dollars a year.

Even if they are centrist, right?

An American centrist is a right winger.

Oh yeah.

Absolutely.

Like, let's be, let's be honest.

And this is the thing you wanted to talk about Canadian.

The, the, because it's the thing I wanted to talk about as well.

The obscenely unbalanced coverage in comparison between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.

Yeah.

The, on purely objective viewing.

Of the people in their own environment, right?

Like they're the same washing of Donald.

The same washing.

Yeah.

Like, uh, the question he had at the town hall on Fox news about childcare and what

policies he was going to put forward as president to, to, to help with childcare is disqualifying.

Yeah.

President Biden gave more eloquent and better spoken answers during his air quotes, terrible

debate with Trump.

Yeah.

Trump gave informed president Trump gave during this uncontested, uh, uh, uh, uh,

town hall.

Oh, oh yeah.

The town hall.

But lately he's also been going to like turning point media and he's the, here he is at turning

points conference, which we all know what they are.

They are a right wing religious organization, right?

That's what they are.

And what they want you to do is they want to tell, tell everyone that the only way that

Americans should move forward is to have a right wing religious organization.

And the only way that we should move forward is through God and through, uh, uh, uh, uh, the,

the, and through Republicanism, I, is all I can call it at this point or MAGA ism.

Yeah.

Can I, I'm going to read.

No reading, reading his statements are terrible.

That's the point.

Yeah.

It's just, he's so bad.

His delivery to his credit hides a lot of the problems with how he answers a question.

Yeah.

I'm going to read until you guys tell me it's time to stop.

Okay.

But give me, give me some time.

I'm going to, I am.

All right.

Here we go.

Yeah.

So he has asked a question.

Um, so he's asked a question, uh, w you know, what are you going to do about the, the ever

increasing costs of childcare?

And his answer reads as this quote, well, I would do that.

And we're sitting down, you know, I was somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio and my daughter

Ivanka was so impactful on that issue.

It's a very important issue.

But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers.

I'm talking about that because look, childcare is childcare.

It's couldn't, you know, it's something you have to have it in this country.

You have to have it.

But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about

by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to, but they'll get used to it very

quickly and it's not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a

very substantial tax when they send a product into our country.

Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including

childcare, that it's going to take care.

We're going to have, and I look forward to.

You can stop now.

I played you off at that point.

Who is he talking to?

It's a town hall.

That was a town hall.

A town hall in quotes.

People on the panel, they were from like a group because Larry Kudlow was, Kuzo was.

I think they were interns from the Fox News employee pool, but, but because this woman

asked the question.

They were from the corporate fuckers of America.

Yeah.

Nice.

The way in which she phrased the question and asked the question and presented the question

told me if she isn't, she's trying to be a newscaster, right?

Very, very eloquent, very paced, very Midwestern accent.

It was categorically local news broadcaster.

And that was, again, that was less than half of his answer to this question.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

He didn't answer the question.

It's a scene.

He doesn't know what the question is.

But the write up.

Well, if he thinks children are numbers.

He doesn't know what children are.

The write up is going to be something like, Donald Trump does new policy about childcare,

right?

That I put something in the slack about how he was asked a particular question.

And I actually have to look it up now because I don't remember what it was.

The one that gets me is that J.D. Vance then was asked the same question about childcare.

Oh, good.

Okay.

And J.D. Vance in.

I'm sorry.

Do they think they have an advantage on that issue?

Yes.

Okay.

So the GOP is currently the party of family.

See, Kamala and Tim, they want to destroy your families because what they're doing is

they're raising all of the prices of all of the things that you need every day.

Fuel.

They're raising the price of eggs.

Is that why gas is cheaper than it's been for months?

They're raising the price of...

I don't care about facts, comrade.

They're raising the price of eggs.

They're raising the price of food.

They're raising the price of juice.

They're raising the price of everything that you buy as the price is going up.

And so they are anti-family.

Go ahead and then I'll come back to J.D. Vance.

So he said, Trump laid out a sweeping economic vision of lower taxes, higher tariffs, and

a light touch regulation in a speech on top Wall Street execs today.

What was the source for that?

That is Politico.

Yeah.

Politico has now gone so far away from where they were.

They're a wreck.

And he basically rambled about what a communist and socialist, and a communist, and a socialist,

and a socialist, and a communist, and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist,

and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist, and a socialist,

communist and socialist

and fascist Kamala Harris is.

It's interesting because

I want to say it was Wednesday this week.

She announced her new

economic policy for small business.

And it's damn good.

Right now, if you're looking to start a small business,

you get a $5,000 tax credit.

Right. For startup expenses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants to make it

50. 5-0.

So we're talking about a tenfold increase.

She wants to

decrease regulation on

local levels. Decrease regulation on small

business from local government. And she's going

to use federal funds to subsidize

that change, by the way.

And remember, when there's a federal law,

it can supersede

local law. It does.

But let's not...

Well, until 10th Amendment happens.

Let's remember that there's not much

in the way of federal regulation on business.

So the point is, local regulations

exist, right?

Which keep larger companies in local markets

smaller, which is good.

But she wants to make sure that smaller companies

are more exempt from that, so they have a better

opportunity to compete. It's great.

Yeah, and the federal government...

The big exemption in

the 10th Amendment is the Commerce Clause.

Right. So if you're doing

business across state lines,

which, hey, you sell on

eBay, you're in.

The federal government can regulate you.

So those regulations

they can use for people who do business

across state lines.

Sure.

The...

Interesting thing, I just wanted to

bring this up, is the

snarky comments to this

was like, oh, Kamala's a communist

and socialist? When is she going to give the means

of production to the workers?

Exactly. Well, and on

that same vein,

Elon Musk, I think it was

Saturday, Sunday, it was over the weekend,

he re-

Oh, yeah.

He re-exed a picture

that was generated by Grok

that was 100%

Kamala Harris in a communist

outfit, red communist...

In a USSR.

USSR, Soviet Union era outfit.

Which it's not, actually, because it's just a red

coat and hat with a USSR logo on it.

But the answer to the question of that

whole question is, it's like, hey,

she... Oh, this is very interesting.

It's like, the way he retweets stuff

is ridiculous. Which also shows the failure...

He vapors in the best of them.

Failure of AI, because it should have been a star.

Yes.

Oh, it's so bad.

Did you see the pictures that people put in

response to it?

Yeah, it was, hey, this you, and it was him in a Nazi uniform.

Yeah, it was him in an absolute Nazi uniform.

But, like, it was a much better rendering.

Yes, very much so.

Because he was, like, in Hitler's study with, like,

the German flag behind him at a desk.

The people who wrote the prompt were smarter.

Oh, my God, it was so good. It was so good.

But that's what's happening.

And so, when you have...

I think that at that point,

when he is redoing those,

he is performing

election interference, and

Brazil had the right idea.

Shut him down.

That was a totally unrelated thing.

But it wasn't.

But, yeah.

It's unrelated to that post.

It's related to him,

to posting hate speech and misinformation.

Right.

And he posted misinformation, and that's hate speech.

I thought it was

there was a group of users in Brazil

that were basically breaking Brazilian law

on Twitter.

No, this is Twitter content

that violates Brazilian law.

Oh, it's the other way.

And they asked to talk to

Twitter's Brazilian representative,

which, if you do business in Brazil,

you have to have one.

And they didn't show up. They shut him down.

No, more importantly,

Elon dissolved their Brazilian representation

months ago.

And the reason why this matters so much for Twitter

is Brazil is like their third biggest market.

Of course. It's huge.

They're a huge country.

They're the sixth largest economy in the world.

If you don't cut down...

Brazil is a big country.

bigger user of twitter than like india or china would be right so it's like it's a much smaller

country by population but it's a huge user base for them and he and he said i'm gonna burn it down

yeah yeah because he's an idiot but here's but the reason why he was getting fined and he's

and the other reason the judge did it i talked i said this last week yeah it's because the judge

it's it's a it was broken down to an argument between or he he he frames it as elon framed it

an argument between a judge who is anti-free speech yeah no and him no who is who is all

a hundred percent a free speech absolutely as long as you're not talking about him correct right or

or transgender or cisgender so yeah so what because that's talking about him correct so

what ended up happening is is that he was fined as space x was fine no not space x the one what's

the one with the uh the the the satellite dish boring company the the the one with the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

the the starlink starlink starlink was fined like eight thousand dollars a day per user that's

my understanding well is okay so because they were able to circumvent i was trying to understand

that because what i read was it was basically eighty nine hundred dollars per day per day per

user yeah who used a vpn to access twitter in brazil but it was so that was vpn but they all

but starlink he refuses to put any controls on starlink because it's not based in brazil

okay okay so he's using his own system to correct past the government so here is yet another time

when elmo turns around and creates a huge problem what happened you lose your headphones again no

i'm mad yeah because 10 years ago if he had made a different decision somewhere like maybe if he

didn't date grimes yeah yeah he could have been a badass motherfucker yeah grimes is not the problem

he lost it he made a decision somewhere i'm not saying it's grimes that did it i'm saying that

maybe you know i have i have a relative i have a relative i have a relative i have a relative

point yeah i'm listening to the latest episodes of behind the bastards yes and it's an episode

about how youtube or pardon me don't want to just disparagingly do ebay went after a couple of old

bloggers who were blogging about how business works with ebay they'd been doing it for 10 years

and they went after them in like the most crazy ass way because the ceo was paranoid that they

were affecting his bottom line yeah like

the ceo would make some dumb ass decision and spend a bunch of money and they would say why

is ebay spending this money the ceo made a dumb ass decision and he'd be like oh they're in on me

they're causing a and and that internal loop nobody was saying hey dude you're wrong yeah right

in his because he didn't support people who talked back to him correct i was gonna say yeah and and

that just caused a feedback loop where they went down this rabbit hole and a and just crazy shit

and that's what's happening with elon yeah there's nobody to tell

him hey dude this is wrong because he will fire them right well it's it's but but it goes it goes

to show elon musk and and by extension donald trump and you know jeff bezos and all those others

don't have real friends right what they have are sycophants and employees and and and if if your

ability to maintain a relationship with a person is how agreeable you are with their worst decisions

right you don't have a relationship with that person

you are a sycophant right and it's it's really a shame because we were talking about this during

dinner before the show like if you if you want to you can look at yourself and your an environment

and you can look at the logical inconsistencies and come to an understanding fairly simply right

i i understood things about the inconsistencies of my parents worldview at the age of like 13

right and not because you know someone else told me to because i took what they

were saying and i took what they were saying and i took what they were saying and i took what they

were teaching me as a child and i applied it to what they were saying and i said this doesn't add up

yeah the math ain't mathin no and and it's real easy to do that anywhere but by the same token

it's the thing i've been saying and i'm going to keep saying because it illustrates things quite

well conservatism by definition not not american political conservatism but the concept of

conservatism requires that you look at the world and go you know what the way i see the world today

is it it's good this is it this is great i'm happy here

i'm going to build my walls in a little bubble and i'm never going to i'm white i'm right

everything is fine for me i'm rich i'm privileged it's good i hear you but like it has nothing to do

with with that it has to do with you see your your farm or your place and your family and this is

good i don't want it to change i want it to stay this way you could be like like a uh uh papinagian

tribe uh you know 14 generations removed somewhere in india and still have that same mentality it's

not a problem

about privilege but when we well it's it's easier to maintain it is a privilege to be it is a

privilege to be conservative in america anywhere because what it is because what it is well and

let me let me defend myself on this one whenever someone who self uh you know who self-identifies

as a conservative yep as the comrade said they feel that everything that is right now is fine

right that's a huge

privilege to say it's fine right now you can earn that but it's not earned i'm not saying i'm not

saying that that it's that that it that it is a prescribed thing where you become privileged and

it happens it's a privilege to be in that position to say everything's good right now but but you're

assuming that from your perspective everything is good they might be hungry and living in in in

you know under an umbrella right but they think it's good because they have their family they're

stable this is the way i've always lived this is the way i've lived in the shadows the cave drawings

are the cave are the way they are and i am fine so it has nothing china could still be it has

nothing to do with with wealth or privilege right it has to do with disliking i mean maybe we're

talking about privilege in a different way we're talking about a different way i think the problem

is privilege is such a loaded word that we're saying is being filtered incorrectly yeah yeah

so so the so the idea is is that it is a privilege to

make that statement it is not privileged it's not privileged it is a privilege to make that

statement yeah and so when you're sitting there you're in a position where things you're in a

position where where okay um you're in a position where you don't have to change right yes and that's

a very privileged position right or or in in a lot of cases the reason people know you're

conservative yeah is because things are changing yes you don't want and you don't want to ever and

i think and i think that's

why i was i think that's why we're framing it the way we are yeah because conservatism in different

places mean very different things right a conservative in alberta is not the same as a

conservative in new delhi no they have no they they but no but they both have health care ah

both of those they both they're not the same health care they're not the same as a conservative

in texas correct correct yes they both have health care they do yeah india has it ever by the way

162 out of 180 have health care

yeah and we're not one of them and and in texas they will say i'm glad i don't have health care i

don't need i'm healthy i don't need health care you're healthy i don't want to pay for it if i

don't use it you work in construction right yeah what happens if you break a leg and you get any

any why i don't want that body ain't gonna happen to me i'm too good at my job too smart and too

good yeah yeah it's fine you're yeah the crane operator definitely wasn't drunk last night

well i know he was because i went drinking that's right yeah we were all there together

can't get it i'm fine

I think that's where

the world

and again

it frustrates me a little bit

living in America

dealing with the world by extension

through American political lenses

is the world doesn't really understand

American conservatism

because American conservatism does not work

outside of the southeast

and it did

work for a period of time

it was a very different thing though

but today's conservatism

is not conservatist

they call themselves conservatist

because they want to be racist and bigoted

it's literally just fascism

I want to be loud and proud about my

picking on people who don't have any power

I want to codify

my status above others

due to factors that have nothing to do

with anything I can control

I was born a certain way in a certain place

therefore I am better

and you should have been too

it's wild

God hates you for not

being a conservative

God hates you for not being a conservative

being as good as I am with how you were born

if God loved you he would have made you

white and privileged

and that's what I mean

that world view

only works

when you don't have

rather that world view

only works with great stability

which comes back to what I think the Canadian and I

were saying a minute ago

which is conservatism as privilege

not a privilege but as privilege

it's a uniquely American thing

and what boggles my mind

are the

underprivileged

conservatives

the rust belt 40,000

the rural conservatives

the West Virginia coal mine workers

you're talking about the people who are on 95%

disability

in Pennsylvania coal country

cutting government checks to pay the bills

and they get government checks

but yet the government

shouldn't give those people money

we live in a welfare state

and they're having babies to make a paycheck

no

but you're on 95%

95%

and the best part is

they're inherited 95% disability

because they were born in a town so poisoned

they literally can't work because they were born with birth defects

or

they worked a job

without worker safety

and got injured

or repetitive

work stress jobs

and now they can't work

and they're on 95%

but they don't see that

as a problem

they don't want those job killing regulations

that make it safe

but they don't want those immigrants

coming into the country

and taking their job

that they don't have

because they're on 95% disability

it's a bizarre

collection of like

projection

and like self identifying

as a victim

that is

it's this impenetrable bubble

where you've established your world view

and nothing can affect it

so I have two analogies

one is bad

the other one is good

start with the bad one

the bad one is

look at the parallel between

the MAGA people

and the orcs in Tolkien

I don't want to say that the MAGA people are orcs

because that's

we don't want to go to war today

so going to Tolkien lore a little bit

orcs were all corrupted men and elves

so there we go

so Saruman is Fox News

they're angry

they react

yeah

that's good

they react in violence

they are

people are out to get them

and because of that

they react badly

and then people really are out to get them

and they've got a hell of a lot of paranoia

they fight amongst each other

and they fight amongst each other

there's a top guy who controls everything

and tells them what to think

that's my bad analogy

they hate sunlight

the good analogy

I don't know Tolkien

I don't know how to spell it

I don't remember how to spell it

I don't know how to spell it

T-O-L-K-I-N

no no no

we were talking about Saruman

Saruman

yeah

S-O-L-K-I-N

Saruman

sorry man

yeah it is

okay good

the other analogy is

they didn't get out of middle school

yeah

oh no

or their best days

their best days

were middle school

or high school

they peaked in high school

but middle school especially

because they don't have the maturity

to have a conversation

most kids in high school

can have a conversation

yeah

again

I was like 13

when I started putting two and two together

realizing shit wasn't adding up

and so these MAGA people

that are like

just nuts

the ones with the trucks

with all the flags

with the trucks

wearing the flag

wearing the MAGA hat

wearing the head

unironically of Donald Trump

Trump tattoos

whatever

I'm voting for the convicted felon

and the back of the blue sign

next to each other

because they haven't gotten out of middle school

they have that middle school

what's going on here

nothing

no no no

we're gonna go to the artist

yeah you're right

my microphone's gone

no no that's your headphones

no that might be your headphones

the most important thing

yeah

if your sword glows blue

that means Trump supporters are close

yeah

what would we call that

it's Sting in Lord of the Rings

what would we call that sword

it's Glamdring and Orcrist

walls

so it's Glamdring

yeah

Orcrist and Sting

Glamdring was Gandalf's

Gandalf's Orcrist was Thor and Oakenshield

oh okay

so that could easily be

that could easily be Limpbrist

Limpbrist

Glamdring could be

I don't know

I'm not good at naming things

as we discovered when we made a cocktail today

the reason that Sting got its name

was because when

Bilbo went up against

the children of

the giant spider

yeah

killed the spider

they reacted because they can talk

and they're like

oh it stings

it stings

it has its own sting

yeah

that's its name

so maybe we call it reason

yeah

because it hurts

it hurts the maggots

if you're reason

yeah

the sword against the maggot

is absolutely reason

it's reason

oh my god

I can't stand it

reason hurts the maggots

it does

yeah reason does hurt maggots

yeah

to dual wield two

two

swords

or sabers

and like call them facts

and feelings

yeah

it's facts

oh what if I get that tattoo

to my knuckles

facts feelings

feelings

you don't have enough knuckles

F-A-X

yeah

feelings

then you start on the other hand

yeah

feelings

yeah feelings

but from the facts and feelings group

I mean we had J.D. Vance this week

in front of a crowd saying

you know

if you want to raise children

what you might want to do is

tell them

to slap your grandparents

or an uncle or an aunt

or maybe the big problem

that we might have here

if you don't have an uncle or an aunt

is that there's too many regulations

against the

against the child care organization

so maybe we need to get rid of

all those horrible

you know regulations like

having people

having to do CPR training

and having to do

having to not be a convicted child molester

and all of those different regulations

that might have

so he did not

no no no

but that's the

that's the

that's the implications

those are the regulations

he's talking about

this reminds me

of Ben Shapiro

many a moon ago

your mouth is dry

is your mouth dry

no

oh god

well no

it's not because he's not around

he

somebody

okay

so he was talking about climate change

okay

and

and somebody was like

well what about all the people

who live in Florida

and he goes

well they can sell their houses

yeah

to who

yeah it's always to who

to who

right

to whom

child care is too expensive

hire less qualified people

who are we hiring

so

child molesters

so what about people in New York

so that

yeah so just

just tap your local church

I'm sure

yeah yeah

no they're fine

hey Father O'Malley

come watch my children

never mind

yeah

no but

but

climate change

climate change is gonna raise sea level

yeah

and New York is only like

two feet above sea level

New Orleans is 30 feet below

yeah

, but

but you know

they've got

they've got dikes in New Orleans

yeah George Bush

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

we don't use that word anymore

we don't use it for

it's the Norwegian kind

oh, oh, oh, oh

just don't stick your finger

just don't stick your finger in one

well I have done that

and it's amazing

yeah

what

huh

always stick your finger in a dike

so

I am reminded

I'm sorry

bisexual

whatever

I'm reminded of a James Bond scene

where he corrected a woman

incorrect orientation

yes

he did

yeah

anyway

incorrect orientation

I

I don't

I

like

he correctively rapes a woman

okay

I don't know what to tell you

I was trying to be delicate about it

yeah

that would be

pussy galore

yeah

so

that's what Donald Trump was after

yeah

pussy galore

no, no

with E.G. and Carol

because he said

today

in fact

that

he's so

he would not

it's clearly

he didn't do it

because she would not have been

the chosen one

yeah

what

the chosen one for what

exactly are you talking about

he would have chosen

to rape some

other woman

the chosen one

yeah

he used the term

the chosen one

for the victim of a rape

so comrade

the whole concept behind

that we were talking about earlier

about the way

that the news covers

yeah

Donald Trump versus

same watching

versus

yeah

the same washing

versus everyone else

and it's

he says

so much

every single time

he opens his mouth

he spends three hours

at his

at his rallies

it's like nobody can print it all

they can't talk about it

you can't fact check it

you don't have enough people

to fact check it

so

so he's literally

gish galloping the media

yes

this is wild

no

so

what's wild is

it's not that you can't fact check it

you can

it would take

well

it would take

books

yes

and nobody's reading it

so what the media

I think has realized

is there's no profit

in holding him accountable

for his words

because it takes too much effort

but you can do

you can do

the

the fight against

the gish gallop

which is to say

that's crazy shit

this is what

really is going on

and that

which will happen Tuesday

you don't have to do anything

special episode

of the one man revolution

and I think

that's exactly

what the same washing

in practice

actually looks like

is

,

is they are treating

Kamala Harris

as a legitimate contender

who should answer

real questions

and act as a politician

so she's being held

to the correct standard

right

my issue is not

with how she's being treated

right

my issue is with the fact

that Donald Trump

gets to act like a toddler

yeah

with national broadcast coverage

with no quite

again

yeah

the real answer is this

stop covering the bastard

yeah

he doesn't deserve your air time

right

but he gets more of it

than Kamala Harris ever will

but Politico

instead of saying

Donald Trump came out

with his new economic plan

right

should have said

Donald Trump spewed nonsense

yeah

and made no sense

Donald Trump lied some more

yeah

not just lie

spewed nonsense

and made no sense

he doesn't lie

the funny part is

he doesn't necessarily lie anymore

he just doesn't make

he doesn't make sense

anymore

what you read

had no factual content

there was no lie in there

there was no factual content

he just didn't say anything

there was a sentence

yeah

so he was interviewed

I can't remember where it was

in the last week

about you know

why Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris

well it's her energy

it's her energy platform

you know

wind

they want to do wind

and wind doesn't

doesn't do anything

and if the wind stops blowing

then what

but then he doesn't

he doesn't go to that

he just goes to something else

and then to something else

burgers and bacon

and then to something else

which none of it

makes any sense

as a sentence

which is

doddering

yeah

79 year old man

garbage

he's an old man

yes

he's confused

and he's

he's on old

yeah

yes

so

but

artist

despite

MAGA Republicans

insistence

on having red meat

Donald Trump

insists on feeding them

a never ending

word salad

yes

we have a

absolutely

Belgium from Jeremy

oh

very good

hey Jeremy

hello Jeremy

thank you for joining

oh

yeah

he's up late

Eugene Cock is up

and he is

sending me all kinds of things

Eugene Cock

it's a long story

sure

that's one of the brewers

from

yeah

, by the way

did you hear

this was

this is an aside

but you mentioned

Eugene Cock

yeah

there is a

conservative guy

running for Senate

his name is

Hung Cao

and

the

former president

was talking about him

saying oh that's a great name

I love that name

that's the best name ever

you could be president

with a name like

Hung Cao

yeah

I mean it's

honestly it's

absolutely ridiculous

what the hell

is he making a dick joke

yes

yeah

so okay

which is fine

no

I'm all for brevity

and a little bit of like

blue-collar-ness

in politics

I think it's more fun

it's more honest

like don't be this

polished suit

buttoned up

motherfucker constantly

be a human being

right

which is why I like

Harris as much as I do

is

she

she makes jokes

she makes off-the-cuff remarks

she's not perfectly polished

but she's having a good time

the pretzel company

this past week

I didn't see that one

she's in a pretzel company

and she's like

oh you know

Dougie loves pretzels

he eats them all the time

and he's gonna be mad at me

if I don't pick up

a bag of pretzels from here

oh

and they walk up

someone

this one is like

caramel something

something like

enrobed pretzels

or whatever

and she's like

I don't know

I'm gonna have to hide them

he's gonna eat the whole bag

at one time

you know

and it's just

very road trip energy

but it's just so

folksy

and human

and then you have

J.D. Vance

going to a donut shop

going how many of these

go into a box

and she's like

box my friends

well no

he ordered

whatever makes sense

yeah yeah yeah

my guy

you are at a donut shop

nothing makes sense

Bubba have you seen

his haircut

oh

yeah

his haircut is

he went in and said

give me whatever makes sense

his haircut looks like

what happened when I tried

my haircut for the first time

on my own

that's exactly

it was bad

the answer is

he wanted the pink

frosted with sprinkles

yes

but he couldn't ask for those

no

I think if you're

if you're a real alpha male

you order what you want

and you damn the consequences

but is he a real alpha male

he's not

he's a beta cut

so the other thing I think

low T sir

low T beta cut

low T beta cut Vance

so it's low T B C Vance

here's my theory

about J.V. Vance

J.D. Vance

first of all

he likes

non-white women

because he's married to one

yeah of course

and

who doesn't

he thinks

that Kamala Harris is hot

yes he does

of course he does

but that's why

but he can't admit it

he jerks off to AOC porn

he can't admit it

oh who doesn't

come on

I don't

I respect her

I'm not holding that against anybody

you've never sat in her lives

so

but he can't admit it

I don't have the kind of patience

so he has to go against

single women without children

yeah

post-menopausal cat ladies

it's like the priest saying

sex is bad

sex between men is bad

as he rapes them

and he's like

it's the child

right

it's that kind of

it's bad

I know it's bad

but I like it

so it's really bad

again

and

speaking of this

it reminds me of

Project 2025

and its desire to basically

outlaw porn

yes

it's super

no no

they want to

they want to outlaw

any type of

purulent material

including any adult material

but here's

even things that aren't porn

but yeah

but also anything

that would be

that would make any sense

to keep

to keep legal

you know

to make sure

my point is more

along the lines

of what we were just

talking about

which is like

yo

there's nothing wrong

with being into

whatever it is you're into

no dude

I'm not going to

yuck your yum

right

if it doesn't hurt anyone

it's cool

yeah

like

my brain being

what it is

just made a weird

exception to its own rule

here's a weird

what if

AI child porn

that's a problem

we'll have to deal with that

at some point

in the near future

we were literally

just talking about that

anyway

that's not what I'm talking about

because they're still a victim

because the child porn

is modeled after real people

there's a real child

behind that

somewhere

so we were listening

to weird little guys

my set

yeah I haven't listened to it yet

is it good

so my god

so the peanut gallery

I love that I have you guys

on this podcast

I'm so happy

we put it

so

so the behind the bastards

are good

and they're

I can take

I will like

listen to some of the

I don't listen to them all

and then I'll go

yeah that's not somebody

I'm interested in

I'll just move on

I'm very

so like Robert Kennedy Jr.

was fantastic

and I listen to the whole thing

and then when

you know

but you're listening to these

but the weird little guys

always comes down

to the same thing

they're into children

yep

and then

they're into children

and they are

Nazis

and that's always

what it ends up becoming

I listened to

she did

she did a two-parter

on behind the bastards

back in like July

yeah

about

a crazy

serial killer

in apartheid South Africa

yes

I mentioned it right

so she was

she was the guest

on that episode

yeah

and she kept saying

yeah you know

I've been writing

a bunch of episodes

I've recorded two

and they're all perverts

yes

and I was like

yeah I mean

that makes sense

like they're all deviants

but it comes down to

look at Donald John Trump

convicted felon

what I was going to say

is like

they are social deviants

yes

right

like

and the problem is

and the reason why

that has the weight it does

is because of conservatives

in America

they've made social

deviant

damn near a crime

we would be social deviants

we are social deviants

right

but that's not

we don't put that on Facebook

but I'm married

that's not the social deviants

we're talking about

yeah

but from a conservative

perspective

they paint everybody

with that broad brush

right

yep

well let's not forget

Donald Trump

redefined what the word

liberal means

back in like 2017

anyone who opposed him

was

became a liberal

right

and by definition

liberals are enemies

of the state

right

and pedophiles

well he didn't say that

but he implied it

but everybody

all the other Q people

said it

but here's the thing

so

I don't know who

Mark Dutro is

but now I need to go

do some

these are

yeah

so one of the things

that really gets me

about Donald Trump

is that there are

court records

where he has paid money

to 12 and 13 year old girls

to cover up the fact

that he had some format

of relationship

sexual

and he had some format

with them

he introduced

his young daughters

yes

to Jeffrey Epstein

right

yes

there's a picture

okay like this is not a question

this is not speculation

there is a photograph

of him

with his hands

on his daughter's shoulders

introducing them

to Jeffrey Epstein

yep

Tiffany and Ivanka

what the fuck man

yeah

but here's the thing

at the time

he was doing that

he was flying

into the island

nine times

on record

on Epstein's plane

which is one of his planes

he borrowed it

it's one of the planes

no no

it's one of the Epstein planes

it's not the Lolita Express

he got his usual seat

when he had to borrow

it's not the Lolita Express

yes

the tail number

is not the Lolita Express

ah damn

but that would have been

but again

we both know

irony's dead

so it doesn't matter

if it was the Lolita Express

he would have his

it's a good plane

I like the plane

was it the Lolita Express

it was a

Lolita Express

yeah

it's a very

great distinction

but there are records

in South Florida courts

oh yeah

that have

his name

Jeffrey Epstein's name

and the names of

12 and 13 year old girls

that they paid off

yeah

that have come

because you know

because they've come to light

they've all come forward

well the other women

the women now

this is a decade later

or more

have come

more than a decade

have come forward

and they're like

look

this happened

yep

I was paid off

and this is what happened

and he's like

I don't know what you're talking about

it's like

but here are the court records

and his people are like

eh

court records

what do they mean

what's true

and where is the

the publication of that data

in the media

well

speaking of

yeah

the

not the Pentagon Papers

the

Panama Papers

yes

2014

right

the reporter

that leaked the data

is dead

he was assassinated

his car exploded

that is not

a normal thing

no

nothing

wait

was it a Tesla

no

it was 2014

it was a Pinto

damn it

no

could have been

a Ford Ranger too

yeah

I think the title

is Tesla or Pinto

Jesus

beans

it's a Pinto Tesla

yeah

it's a Tesla bean

yeah

now

anyway

the point is

like that came out

and that was like

all of the world's billionaires

money and information

and everything

and here's where it all is

and where it's all gone to

and nothing happened

well because

and again remember

who owns the means

of production

the billionaires

who owns the

who owns the reporters

about the means of production

the billionaires

so who's going to report

about the billionaires

nobody

billion

nobody

and that's why right now

and my favorite

my favorite person

to listen to about politics

right now

is V

from Under the Desk News

yeah

she has done

and she's been on a battle

since the DNC

since the Democratic National Convention

she has been on a tear

about the traditional media

because they came at her

saying

who pays you

yeah

who's paying you

to say these words

the traditional media

got upset

at all the

the influencers

at the DNC

well the

I hate to call them influencers

they're called

they're

independent

people

news reporters

independent reporters

independent media

independent investigators

independent media

it begins with

it begins with a C

and I'm trying to come up

with a word right now

they are

the

the content creators

that's what it is

all the content creators

whether it's on

Instagram

Facebook

TikTok

YouTube

or whatever

we are content creators

they should be upset with us

I would like to distinguish

because to me

thousands of people

downloads a week

content creators

are creating

things

only to get

clicks

yes

like showing boobs

so

or are they

I'm going to make a statement

modern

mainstream media

through internet based means

are

not news

they are content creators

right

because their goal

especially with their

with their headlines

is to get clicks

right

but I

but there's a

there's a subtle difference

between the people

who are

doing things

to get

uh

engagement

solely

right

and people who are

are reporting

information

from a particular

point of view

sure

and I want to distinguish

between those two groups

of people

right

so there's

there's

I'm going to

and they're all content creators

right

that's a big umbrella

that's like

we're all

you know

animals

right

we're in the animals

whatever

yeah exactly

so I'm going to expand it

a little bit further

and make this really

annoying

so you've got

independent

uh

news reporters

you've got your

pearl manias

you've got your

under the nose news

you've got your

your

what's the one

Jess

what's her name

uh

Jessica Yellen

who's amazing

the

Allison Gill

who does

the combat medic vet

yeah the combat medic vet

he's amazing

his name escapes me

and I hate that

oh he's great

Pat Lawler

they're all good

yeah

majority of what they do is

they have an opinion

on a news thing

that happened

and they

they tell you

their opinion

on a news thing

okay

that's straightforward

you've got

your traditional media

you've got your

New York Times

your WAPO

your Chicago Times

your LA Times

whatever

your press

and then you've got

investigative journalism

which is its own thing

and the best example

I can give you

of that is ProPublica

yeah

now

that was ProPublica

no no no

Politico was the problem

right

ProPublica

the reason it works

is it's non-for-profit

right

explicitly

a non-profit

news organization

and they're the ones

that broke the

Clarence Thomas news

they're the ones

that have been breaking

all the corruption news

if you want

if you want to

find a place

to take your

monthly

news subscription money

and put it somewhere

ProPublica

cancel everything

and put it all

into ProPublica

that's where it belongs

you're not going to get

daily news

but you're going to get

excellent reporting

every time they publish

something

there's a

an independent

sort of newsletter

called Popular Information

yeah it's an aggregator

right

no

it's a

dude named Judd

who

oh yeah

hires a bunch of people

to do

and he's been on TV

talking about stuff

but he's kind of

particular about

certain topics

the same sort of thing

he's independent

Popular.info

Judd at Popular Information

yeah

Judd Legum

Legume

L-E-G-U-M

Beans

more beans

he's on Substack

or whatever

Beans

yeah

screw it

I'll subscribe

yeah

it's

it's an interesting

newsletter

it's a particular topic

every day

about something

what about like the

is it the Drudge Report

I haven't read that

yeah not in a long time

I haven't read Drudge Report

in a long time

kind of went

conservative bent

yeah he kind of went

like enlightened centrist

right winger

yeah

a while ago

and then just right winger

and then my

and this is how I know

it's not good

is there was a one

for the longest time

because my dad

my dad

if you wanted to find

like alternatives

to real social media

my dad was really good at it

because he just despises

social media as a concept

so he found this thing

called weasel zippers

what

which was

basically just a

a hard right wing

oh yeah

there's a lot of those

out there right now

but

like he found this one

when I was in high school

and he's like

these are good people

it's good stuff

but my friend

a lot of these independents

have now been found out

to be what

Russian stooges

on the payroll

on the Russian payroll

on Putin's payroll

so let's

before we get into that

let me run through a scenario

I'll try to follow along

alright

so let's suppose

I come to you

and say

professor

I would like you

to teach a four week class

once a week

you meet once a week

and you teach a four week class

I'm going to pay you

four hundred thousand dollars

I'm in

what are you talking about

what are we doing

so the question would be

while that sounds okay

would you have any

any questions

about what's going on

that somebody's going to pay you

that much money

I'm sorry

you're paying me

for four hours

you're paying me

half a million dollars

for four hours of work

a month

yeah

a month

yeah

not many

not again

unless you are a

deeply ethical individual

you're not

you're probably not going to ask

so you say that

it's life changing money

yeah

and

god I forgot the guy's name

is it Todd

no

the guy with the beanie

yeah

Todd something

yeah

no right wing

right wing blogger guy

yeah

said

hey where's this coming

why are you paying me so much

where's this money coming from

yeah

and they're like

oh yeah

we just have this money

and he wouldn't do it

because he didn't know

where the money came from

I will find

the dude's name

but he's not somebody

you think has scruples

but he has enough scruples

yes

well Ted Poole took the money

Tim Poole

Tim Poole took the money

yeah

but the point being

is that the money

is clearly

way above

what he should be paid

yeah

oh yeah

and he didn't even think

to ask

why are you doing this

I mean it's not like

I have two thoughts

one

again

what you're talking about

is literally

life changing money

and

monthly

a half a million dollars a month

I'm going to tell you

is life changing money

I'm going to tell you right now

yeah

if a Russian agent

came to me

and offered me a deal

hey

become an influencer

we have a thing

here's what you're going to do

you got to use your real face

you got to use your real name

I'd be like

dope

no problem

I'll do it

and then I'd come on here

with a mask and a voice changer

and I would get in deep

yeah

I would find out

everything they have to offer

I'd find out everything

they were talking about

and

the hard part would be

because if you say a thing enough

you start to believe it

the hard part is

keeping yourself

free of that

but

if all I got to do

is make an hour of content a day

and you're paying me

$400,000 a month

but did you see

how many

have now been just

it's huge

so

it's huge

so who

stepped forward

and did this

well before we get into that

before we get into that

there's a second flavor to this

and something that was brought up to me

in a video I saw on TikTok

and it's a really interesting point

you

if you have

if you're Tenet Media

okay

which is the company involved

in all of this

Tenet

like the movie

T-E-N-E-T

Tenet Media

if you're Tenet Media

and you have

oligarch billions of dollars

to spend somewhere

in America on media

what you do is

you say

we don't need to tell

Joe Schmo here

Jim Poole there

we don't

we don't got to tell them anything

all we got to do

is make sure we plug our ad money

through their channel

correct

so

that's it

these same people

Tenet Media

tried to get

Sebastian Gorka

I don't know who that is

you should know

he was in the Trump administration

the name sounds familiar

he's a right wing tool

all MAGA

all whatever for money

all MAGA all the time

I'm going to tell you right now

I go out of my way

to keep that out of my soul

that's fine

it's worth knowing his name

he is for sale

he is literally for sale

they all are

and he would not do it

because it sounded too risky

whoa

that's how

that's how much money

they were talking about

to these people

so on that bombshell

let's take a break

and we should come back

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alright that was that one

I got this old stock

over here

that I'm going to pop a hole

it's the old sock

the old sock

right here

oh that had no sound

what year is it?

2010

Jesus

that's not that old

well Donald Trump

would even

it's almost as old

as the show

I was going to say

I mean it's Matt Gaetz

would like it

yeah Donald Trump

wouldn't even date it

Donald Trump

wouldn't date it

so yeah

it's Jeffrey Epstein's age

it's an Epstein vintage

oh

that's a show title

Epstein vintage

or vintage Epstein

either way

oh

alright

it looks good

dark

and

stormy

dark

dark and

cloudy

almost

yeah

so this is an old

so I have an old stock

in my hand

that I'm going to

I poured for everybody

this is from

North Coast Brewing

do you have an old cock

in your hand?

I'm an old cock

I'm an old man

and it's

and it's from 2010

which would make this

14 years old

yeah

there's a lot of

cinnamon in there man

wow

oh and it's delicious

caramely

it needs to settle out

but

mmm

so for people

who don't

it's like toffee

for people who don't know

there are certain

beers

that age well

and when they age

the flavors

get more

intense

and certain

other flavors

come out

and so

that's a really good

old beer

and this is

one of these examples

there's eventually

a time where they become

aged out

yes

and they are just

an old beer

yes

yep

and so

I also have a

La Trappe Quad

you know

because I don't have to

drive anywhere

so

so I'm going to have

a La Trappe Quad

and I

poured it into

on the

a glass

on the Canadians

request

into a glass

and it does have

the smell of

coriander

I love that beer

mmm

so good

mmm

what do you have

over there Cameron

I failed miserably

in the first time

oh my god

you didn't drink at all

I have half a beer left

for the first time

well you did have a

cocktail

I had a glass of wine

and a cocktail

before the show

yeah

this is what we do

this is why nothing

we say is legally culpable

100%

this is what we do

and the old stock

is like 10%

when it was new

so it's probably like 12

I'm going to let that

settle and warm up

while I drink the rest

of this beer

this is what's left

of the blood orange

Belgian wit

and then behind that

which is still called

in its koozie

is a six point

of the crisp

Pilsner

which is a lovely

summer beer

yes it is

and the summer is over

no it's not

we're in Florida

summer is until

like November

and what you got

over there

so I'm holding

my old cock

and I have

the crisp

as well

you should really

join the live stream

it's a lot of fun

I squeaked your old cock

that's the sound

it makes every time

it comes out

exactly

I leave two ounces

behind

just to remember that

Jesus

the problem is

he's just leaking grease

it's

and hey

and you all

have a great

and I'm the artist

there it is

and what are you drinking

over there

cafe con leche

I am drinking

my traditional

cafe con leche

yes

excellent

yes I fed these gentlemen

some

an Americano

and a half Americano

yeah

we're gonna call that one

a most

less than Americano

I believe you call that

a Barack Obama

I'm gonna call it

a short king

no

a Harris

so

so we left

earlier

a Biden

yeah

oh

have as long

as you expected

yeah

I don't know

ask Jill

we left off

at the fact

that the communists

the dirty

stinking

Russian communists

yeah he had a story

from the Russians

yes

the dirty

stinking Russians

well no no

but here's my favorite part

so when

when

Donald John

convicted felon

Trump

talks about

Kamala Harris

he calls her

a communist

he calls her

a socialist

and a fascist

and by the way

the other part

about that is

is like no one

voted for her

the Democratic Party

put this person

in front of you

you talk about

fascism

but yet

that's a

totally fascist

way of doing things

you can go back

to our shows

during the campaign

in 2020

and we openly

discussed the fact

that voting for Joe Biden

was basically

voting for Kamala Harris

because he could

drop dead any day

it was a joke

when we said it

I mean it's just us

we don't know

anything

right

I mean

and you said

I'm really touched

that Trump is so concerned

about

Democrats

having a voice

yes

yeah he's

he's very worried

about us

it's nice

I mean last week

you mentioned

that you know

generally speaking

when we make predictions

we're correct

yes

we suck

and I hate

that we're right

all the time

it's wild

and I think

if there's ever

a testament to the fact

that while this is

a bit of an echo chamber

it is at least

based in reality

because you also mentioned

as we do

is if when we get

new information

if it changes

what we know

we acknowledge it

and we change

how we present

what we know

conservatives can't do that

exactly

going back to what we said

in the first half

like if you decide

that your world view

is what it is

you can't do that

and I think that's why

a lot of people

choose not to be

progressive

leftist

liberal

whatever

is because it takes effort

it takes a great amount

of effort

to constantly realize

just your world view

but I want to get back

to this Russian thing

yes the Russian thing

is fantastic

I'm going to read

a few things

but first I want to

congratulate the

revolutionary

on working as quads

hey

never skip quad day

yeah

it's delicious too

by the way

so I'm reading

I'm going to paraphrase

from the bulwark

an article in the bulwark

about this whole thing

that kind of puts

everything in perspective

alright

and I'm going to

skip some stuff

and paraphrase

but I will read

some stuff verbatim

basically

Ruben Poole

and Johnson

Dave Ruben

Tim Poole

and Benny Johnson

who were the people

who were

quote unquote

duped by the Russians

yeah

we were duped

we were paid

a half a million dollars

to be

claim that they are victims

yeah of course

and if you had

ill gotten games

through some other means

like say

I don't know

Nazis gave you money

and you didn't know

and then you find out

they're Nazis

what do you do

with the money

you keep it

well you keep it

no if you're like

a candidate for office

you tend to give it back

you keep it

or you give it to

donate it

you donate it to charity

right if you're a public figure

this is going to look bad on you

if you keep it

so you give it away

right

and so the question becomes

but if Ruben Poole and Johnson

aren't going to give the money back

right

well that doesn't make them victims

now does it

it makes them profiteers

well

right

so

right

so

the modern definition of victim

is beauty is in the eye of the beholder

for lack of a more eloquent way to put that

but if you were

if you were taking the money

from the Nazis

and you say

yeah that's a lot of money

I'm going to keep it

you are not a victim

of being duped by the Nazis

you are profiting

of being duped from the Nazis

so here's the argument I would make

the argument I would make is

you're a victim

so long as you don't

take responsibility

for your own conclusions

yeah

right

say that again

I'm drunk

right

so these people

were given lots of money

they were also given lots of information

yes they were

they were fed talking points

right

they weren't just given money

and a blank

and tabula rasa

to say what they want

they were told what to talk

correct

so my point is this

if you're

if you're given a script

and a lot of money

and at that point

you disengage completely

with the responsibility

of what comes out of your face

you're not a victim

right

you're not

you are a victim

if

you're

you do these things

in trust

in this thing of like

well

why would they lie to me

it doesn't make you smart

it makes you an idiot

but you are a victim

but a useful

yeah

but ethical people

will recognize

that they have been ill used

and try to make amends for it

so the only way

the only way

the Tim Pools

of this situation

could

in my mind

justify being a victim

is if they became

full on

hardcore anti-Trumpers

today

they won't do it though

I will

that we're getting to that part

as well

but I would say

if they said

hey yeah

I incurred these

$10,000 costs

I'm going to keep 10 grand

I'm going to give the rest of it away

right

oh they've already spent all the money

but

but the

because that's who they are

but the idea being is

these are ill-gotten gains

right

you have been manipulated

by a

another country

okay

to

no 10 immediate

doesn't have that much money

if he spent

what 10 years

what

at

at how many years

would you have to go

at $400,000 a month

so

so when was

in order to become a billionaire

when was you

oh

well

$400,000 a month

is

3 months

is a million

$4.8 million

right

a year

right

and so

you've got to run

250 of those

you've got to run

20 some years

so the

so the answer to that question is

you'll never be a billionaire

if someone else is

paying you

that's not the point

so okay

so I'm going to be

a bit of a contrarian

really

you

weird

yeah it's weird

there is no such thing

as ethical consumption

in capitalism

no

therefore

taking a paycheck

regardless of its source

in capitalism

is as ethical

as you can be

in capitalism

yes

so

unless

if you're the owner of a company

I feel like there's a different responsibility

but if you're taking a paycheck

whatever

yeah but he's not

I can't be mad at him

he's the owner of his own company

he is a contractor

by this

by this standard

so here's the problem

with what he did

so they took money

and a script

and they read the script

and they took the money

and they pushed forward the ideas

he didn't get a script

he got talking points

so the words are his own

but he has to address these points

right

right right right

it's an ad read

now

here's a thing

for me that again

comes back to this

this concept of like

personal judgment

and a little bit of like

self-regulation

this began

when Russia invaded Ukraine

and the United States

openly opposed the action

right

when the US was like

yo that ain't cool

we're sending Ukraine bullets

Russia was like

crap we need to do something

that's when

all of these right wingers

started going pro-Russia

yeah

and it's not just the Tim Pools

it's also

Tucker Carlson

right

who got a nice vacation in Russia

and a number of other people

like

I'm gonna paint a different scenario

okay

yeah

that's when

the former president

convicted felon

Donald John Trump

yeah

said

oh

I didn't get any

I got screwed by Zelensky

so I'm no longer president

I'm gonna oppose

any

any support

for Ukraine

and his people

then reacted to that

that's the whole reason

why Congress couldn't pass

Ukraine aid

because he didn't like it

and nobody would pass it

yeah

all these people jumped on

the

we hate Ukraine bandwagon

I mean

that was

that

caused Russia

to say

hey we need to pay these people

to say what we want

he was

Trump was pretty open about that

during his presidency

he openly

criticized Zelensky

and whoever was before him

he was

he actively

engaged him in corruption

you know like

there was a lot of things

and I think

the thing about Zelensky

is Trump didn't care

until Zelensky said

I'm not gonna help you

win the election

Trump doesn't care about anything

until you

until you oppose him

or hurt him

or cause him problems

yep

if Zelensky had rolled

he

Zelensky would be

Trump's best friend

oh absolutely

right

and he would have

backed him

against Russia

yeah

against Russia

so

so the

the next question

in this Bulwark article

goes the following

will the revelation

that the Russian government

was manipulating them

because of their support

for Russia

and Donald Trump

caused Rubin, Poole

and Johnson

to reconsider

their support

for Russia

and Donald Trump

and let me

let me read the rest

of the parable

let's say you're an observer

in a dispute

between Bob and Jim

then later

and you believe

later

you believe Bob is good

and Jim is bad

you start telling people this

Bob's good

Jim's bad

we shouldn't

Jim can go die in a fire

we shouldn't

yeah Jim should die

then later you discover

that Bob was manipulating you

without your knowledge

huh

would that lead you

to reconsider

wait does Bob own

the New York Times

or like

would that lead

he owns

Washington Post

Tenet Media

would that lead you

to reconsider

your initial position

on the relative merits

of the two men

oh wow

so

yes

but also

what you run into there

there's two

there's two psychological factors

that are very difficult

to kind of overcome

one of them is the

is the backfire effect

which is

and sunk cost

well yeah

yeah thank you

oh sorry

I was thinking the other one

yeah I'm thinking the other one

yeah

there's two of them

yeah

so the sunk cost fallacy

creates the backfire effect

right okay

so the backfire effect

if you don't know is this

your uncle says

those damn immigrants

are stealing our jobs

and you say

no sir

Americans aren't being paid

fairly for their work

and he goes

no you're wrong

what's just happened is

his fight or flight response

has triggered

because you opposed

his viewpoint

and now he's

now his body

is biologically ready

to fight for its life

right

because his opinion

has been

uh

challenged

thank you

conservative viewpoint

no this is

this is anyone

anywhere anything

right

I like cats

cats are the devil

fight or flight response

you've got the pushback effect

but basically

what it means is

instead of listening

to an opposing viewpoint

people double down

on where they stand

right

so so

from from a

progressive perspective

it doesn't work

it doesn't work that way

you you get criticized

you say no that's wrong

right

you know the Palestinian people

are been suffering

under Israel forever

and you're like

well wait a minute

I've never heard that

tell me more about it

so I

not you're wrong

I'm gonna kill you

which is the

conservative response

Iowa football blows

yeah

it does

well not anymore

because I got

see see

not not anymore

because they got rid of

their their offensive coach

so so it may not blow

this year

so right

so Maryland's gonna blow

though there we go

because they hired

there it is

so uh

that's my point right

it doesn't have to be

like I think with

progressive minded people

if you put it in the lens

of politics

they're gonna want to learn

more

but but but every human

is capable of this fallacy

the other one

is the sunk cost fallacy

which is

people like Tim Poole

yeah

have spent

so much time

developing their platform

on these ideas

right

not not only

just because they got paid

but in getting paid

they grew their platform

yeah

and made more money

right

they're invested in this

financially

right

and because of that

they can't change

right

they're emotionally invested

because that's how

they make their money

their job is to troll people

and they're gonna continue

to troll people

yeah

which also then

sinks in the

the uh

the confirmation bias

oh sure

yeah

so they're saying

that

they're saying things

that confirm

and my favorite one

is confirmation bias

it really is

I like survivorship bias

yeah

that's my favorite

because the reason

I love confirmation bias

is that

you don't care

what the source is

as long as they agree with you

right

so I don't care

I don't care

if it's the Russians

telling me that

that

putting these talking points

in Tim Poole's mouth

yep

they support

what I have to say

and I don't care

and so therefore

yeah

I don't care if the source

of the fact

that

that refute my point

yeah

come directly from the

president of the United States

right

it doesn't matter

it's not what I want to hear

therefore it doesn't exist

yeah

so

so we're really stuck

at this point

with this amount of money

that was thrown in

by Russian oligarchs

yeah

into interfering

with our election

again in 2024

but thankfully

this time it's been caught

it was caught early

and

Biden is now proposing

sanctions against Russia

yeah

which is great

yeah

what more can we do to them

I mean

come on

we already have sanctions

and they're not really working

because Russia is selling

Ukraine wheat

yeah

to countries like Egypt

now

oh they're taking the wheat

from the regions

they've conquered

and selling it

but more

I think more importantly

it's got a wonderful

smoky flavor

I think more importantly

Russia is getting a lot

of financial

backing

from countries like China

yeah

because they

this is a proxy

it's weird

that the Russia

invasion of Ukraine

is a Chinese proxy war

with the United States

the one good thing

that came out of this

yeah

is that Russia

is finally going to import

North Korean beer

oh my god

yeah North Korea

is really

now you say that

but it turns out

in early days of Korea

like the early 1900s

late 1800s

well I don't tell

they have German burgers

a bunch of Germans

yes

no

I had fantastic

German lager in China

and

fantastic German lager

and so there is this

history of German brewing

in

in Asia

in

North Korea

it sounds crazy

but they have

decent beer

apparently in North Korea

what you're telling me

is

Song Moon

lager

no fascists

are really good

at alcohol

they are really good

at beer

they really are

it's almost like

it's a coping mechanism

yeah

they understand alcohol

and therefore

and it's abusive

and now they have enough

that they can export

to Russia

so Russia will finally

get good beer

because I don't know

of any good beer in Russia

oh what's the one

I've had some good

Russian beer

oh there it is

there it is

what

Baltica

Baltica is a good beer

we had it

when we did the

the caviar night

for my birthday

oh

but we had Baltica

cool

it's an average beer

it doesn't suck

it doesn't make it a good

it's terrible

trust me

it's terrible

but it's a better beer

than most of the beers

that come out of that region

than you would expect

yeah

it's

yeah

they don't have good beer

and so finally

they're going to get good beer

which will make them happy

and tell them

that God loves them

and they'll stop

the war in Ukraine

that's the way it goes

I don't know

if that's going to happen

but I'm going to try it

what's really interesting

old Putin ale

is not very good

old Putin ale

it's few and far between

that I see this

but every now and again

I get a chance to see

Russian citizens' opinions

on the war in Ukraine

and how they are discussing

the war

and if you want to talk about

from the Belgians

and if you want to talk about

like the effectiveness

of propaganda

and how misinformation

is so effective

it's really terrifying

no no

that was me sending it to them

yeah yeah

how little

the Russian people understand

about the war

yeah

right

because they discuss it

as if it's Russia

defending itself

yeah

right

which is crazy

obviously

but it's bizarre

because literally

10 years ago

was when this

the hot war started

because they annexed Crimea

and the Ukraine was like

no no

we want that back

and the Russians are like

well no

we have to defend ourselves

no no

no

bad dogs

but the Russian people

because it's been

enough time

that because

it was like

an air quotes

peaceful annexation

that they like

yeah that's Russian

a bunch of kids

grew up

understanding

that that was Russia

and now they believe

they're under attack

and I would like

I would like to point out

a very

this sounds like Texas

go ahead

you go ahead

and then go ahead

Artis

and then I'll go

all right

so I'll point out

that in Russia

there is a state

controlled media

yeah

and

that is

their

only source

of news

unless they

like

break the law

to get

another viewpoint

so

like the official

line

from

Russian state media

is that

you know

we're defending ourselves

and Ukraine

is the aggressors

yep

and

like in the lead up

to

the

the invasion

of Crimea

there was all

kinds of

propaganda

vilifying

the Ukrainians

and equating

them to the

Nazis

and all of the

horrible things

that they are doing

and we're saving

the Russian people

trapped in Ukraine

so we're going to

invade Crimea

in order to free

those

and let's not forget

all the Nazis

that fled to Ukraine

and made it a Nazi

hate

yeah

crazy

go ahead

so I was going to say

there are also people

in Russia

who are old enough

to remember

vacationing

in

Ukraine

in

the Soviet state of Ukraine

in Crimea

so they think

that used to be

where Russians

went for vacation

yeah

right

and so now

they've got it back

it seems like

it's old times again

so they feel

that this is

this is Russia

and Ukraine

is attacking us

it's conservatism again

yeah it's conservative

go ahead

so Crimea

was a vacation

spot for Russians

like right up

until the invasion

yeah

this was a long time

like even though

Ukraine was

considered a separate country

they still went there

on vacation

but at some point in time

it was part of that

Soviet empire

and you felt

it was yours

yeah

when you consider

how many people

were alive

to watch the

dissolution of the empire

and go well

that was all ours

it was just stolen from us

I could see it

it'd be kind of like

the United States

falling apart

and like the southern states

you know

going somewhere else

and people being alive

to watch the dissolution

of the Union

and people coming

I used to go to

remember when we used to

go to

Fort Lauderdale

remember we used to go there

and he has a good time

I was underwater

but it was nice

just remember

now we got the Jersey Shore

with its

with its needles

and stuff

but my big thing is

is that

I see this

as an educator

every

every couple of years

I will make a statement

and I realize

the fact

that

there are individuals

that grew up

under

a very different world

than

you know

you grew up under

and you're not

you're mid-30s

and you're in your 60s

I'm in my 50s

you're in your 40s

we've got all the

we've got all the generations

here right

we've got all the

well we've got all the

all the decades

all the decades that matter

we've got Gen X

Gen Z

Gen Millennials

and everybody else

if you're born after 2000

you don't matter

that's right

and so

so what I see

is I see people

who

you know

who are like

oh what can you teach me

what can you do for me

what

and then I

I bring up

some type of a comment

and it's like

oh lord

you were born

in a time

post 9-11

yeah

that's currently right now

you were

you graduated high school

you're graduating college

post 9-11

no no my

post iPhone

my favorite one is

you've just graduated

you graduated high school

during the pandemic

yeah

so that's a really good one

because it's like

wow

so

social rules

so your social rules

just aren't there

so it's really interesting

I have a friend

whose daughter

graduated high school

during the pandemic

yeah

and she is

she is not

does she have the ribs

she's not engaged

in society

I doubt it

it's weird

right like

so

it's like

she's checked out

there's an entire

there's an entire chunk

of years of kids

who

experience the world

through social media

yeah

right

and you end up

with a thing

that there's

there's a great subreddit

that I can't remember

the name of

off the top of my head

that's like

I think it's like

I'm the main character

or something

or I'm the main character

yeah

where a bunch of people

are doing social media stunts

in very public places

yeah

like boarding an airplane

and they're doing

a TikTok dance

in the

in the aisle

yeah

like no

no

bad

sit down

well you say that

but for them

it's normal

no but

but that's

my point

my point is

they're normal

and my new co-workers

is in this

yeah

yeah yeah

the Gen Z folks

he's 22

and he's

Gen Alpha folks

and hot

oh I can see you like him

no

he is the worst

it doesn't matter

the point is

he is a child

yes

and it is not my place

to raise this child

but there are times

where I feel like

he needs some guidance

that's not the point

the point is

we are

we are a

a village

and it is your responsibility

you need to

you need to put the ground

on his

on the back of his

of his left boot

and let him weld

yeah

so

right

yeah

well

one of my favorites

is somebody had steel toe boots

and their toe was exposed

yes

and somebody like

tacked a thing to his boot

while he's trying to weld

it was great

anyway

that's

welding humor

welders are great

they're great people

they're the gayest people

you've ever met on a work site

but off the work site

they're the most homophobic

people you've ever met

two sides of a coin

that do not make sense

that's not the point

the point is

I'm dealing with this

this generation of people

and

yeah

because 22 means

18 was four years ago

so he graduated

during the pandemic

he graduated high school

during the pandemic

he

there is a lack

of

of adult social skill

yes

that

because they were raised in a box

right

but

the weird thing to me is

it's

it's specifically

how to be mature in public

yeah

right

it's not that they don't know

how to talk to people

or interact

because you do a lot of that

on social media

you learn how to communicate

your ideas

and what you want

what you don't want

but you don't know

how to understand

the social nuances

of like body language

and tone

and

these

all of these things

and it's not that

they'll never learn

they're just

years behind

and it's like

my friend

whose daughter

graduated during the pandemic

first year of college

remote classes

didn't know anybody

in school

right

and just

disengaged

after that

and she's

perfectly nice

she's very smart

very

challenging

personable

but

just not

it's like

hey it doesn't matter

right

throw it to your artist

oh sorry

all right

so

wife of the artist

can confirm

as a

child care

professional

yeah

that

there is a

subset of

like young kids

like the

the gender

like between like

two

three years old

like the kids

that were born

during the

pandemic

the betas

yeah

gen

gen pandemic

yeah

after gen l

during the pandemic

uh

only had

their parents

yeah

an immediate family

yep

to socialize them

yep

so they did not

have the opportunity

to interact

with other kids

yeah

and that messed them up

on a

like that's

a

core level

yeah

it's fascinating

how

seismic

of an impact

a year or two

yeah

can be for social

development

especially for teenagers

but I would like to

point out

there's a massive

portion of their life

I want to point out

yeah

that this is

that conservative

viewpoint

okay

because a lot of

the

a lot of the

individuals who

were progressive

and whatnot

yeah

got that

they they got

vaccinated

their children

were available

were not vaccinated

but yet

they weren't exposed

okay

so they were

they were socialized

yeah

but the

not in 2020

they were

so the fun part is

yes they were

because they created

pods of

of these

progressive people

everyone who was safe

and tested

yeah

like we did

we met out

in public spaces

right

after a distance

everybody was social

yeah

and and

and so that's important

and the

the question I have

though is

as as a government

official

trying to make sure

everybody's safe

and there's

there's a lot of

criticism both ways

about our governor

who decided to kill

old people

in order to

make money

and and that's

going to backfire

very soon

but but the question

is is if you knew

that you were going

to developmentally

stunt

both kids

coming out of

college

and your kids

coming out of

high school

and kids

who are under

the age of five

by keeping

everybody isolated

what would you do

differently

does this require

empathy

yes it does

burn it all down

I don't give a shit

yeah there it is

and the conservatives

come forward again

my point being

is that

it takes this

complicated problem

where if you just say

hey everything's normal

you're going to kill

a bunch of people

the answer

I think the answer is

and if you'd say

everybody stays in their house

you're going to

injure a bunch of people

I think the answer is

is there's a

couple of things

you can do

it's very expensive

regardless

there's no way around it

number one

you subsidize

everyone's internet

yes

the bare minimum

you're getting

high speed internet

like a megabit per second

or so

enough to do a zoom call

right

to which

the Biden administration

passed that legislation

got it through

I'm talking about

DeSantis

no I'm saying

they did that

and now there are

areas of the country

that have

exactly what you're

talking about

so they have the ability

to communicate

right

so that's

that's one

that's step one

step two

is you have to have

sanctioned

screened

public events

yes

okay

and I'm saying

like you build

high walls

you have cops

you have nurses

you have doctors

you have a

very

tested going in

a very thorough

screening process

you can have everyone

sign up and line up

and we're going to

test you

and we're going to

do that 10 minute test

you do not move

for 10 minutes

sit there

right

but after that

10 minutes

off you go

you're clear to go

or you got to go home

and you can even

you can even

foster that

with incentives

for play groups

I got a play group

with six people

we're going to

we need a dozen tests

and we're going to

test everybody

and if you pass

you want to do

a cool thing

here's a cool one

what year did the vaccine

come out

2021

April 2021

I can tell you right now

April 2021

because my wife

and I met

in May of 2021

okay so

when does summer break

for school start

May or June

okay

hey friends and family

bring your kids

to insert theme park

here

yep

get vaccinated

get your whole family

vaccinated

get a free day

at the park on us

the state does this

in three months

whatever

yeah

but my point is

you get a voucher

that's good

from September

to whenever

right

come get vaccinated

we will pay

for a visit

to the parks

for the family

there were people

there were places

that did that

I don't know

if it was a theme park

or not

but they gave them

like coupons

for money

night outs

and things like that

I'm saying the state

does this

this was a municipality

right yeah

that said get vaccinated

and here's a coupon

for a dinner for two

at local restaurants

and what I'm saying

like so between

between those like

three things right

like you do

a future incentive

to get the vaccination

you do a short-term incentive

for socializing

right

and you can even do

you know

limit it to the schools

right like you're in

this school district

we're going to do

a little school social

a big good social

I don't care

a charity

something

give people a reason

to show up

and do a thing

then everyone has to get tested

before they go in

and socialize

and you tell them

hey if you test negative

no mask

yeah

all the doors are open

nothing's going to be closed

it's open air

but no mask

if you're clean

on the way in

you don't have to follow

these terrible rules

that everyone hates

and former president

Donald John Trump

what does he use

as his main attack

at Kamala Harris right now

one of his main attacks

the masking thing

she's

oh they

that's one

well she's black

she's a woman

but the main

the main

so it's

fourth level attack

so like the fourth level

so like the eighth level attack

is

she's black

she's a woman

she's a communist

she used masks

this is the

this is the administration

that forced you to

X, Y, Z

wait wait wait

forced grandma

to be alive today

this is

exactly

that's my favorite part

so it was him

but again

remember

every time we talk about

something that

that the

that the MAGA say

is somebody else's problem

they're doing it

yes

so yeah

that's a big problem

they do two things

they did

I'm just going to interrupt

they do projection

you're doing

exactly what I'm doing

right

and they do the fear

projection

which is

I'm afraid

that I'm going to do

what you're doing

therefore it's wrong

I'm afraid I'll be gay

therefore gay is wrong

I'm going to

broaden that even a little bit

these are the things

that I am afraid of

as a person

therefore you are that

yeah

right

congratulations

you plagued yourself

yes

we need to get some AI

and put that in Trump's voice

exactly

yeah

that's a good time

I think all of our drops

should just be AI'd

into Trump's voice

it's there

it's out there

we can even do video with it

oh my god

we could

did you see the one

with

with Elmo

and Trump

and Trump gets pregnant

by Elmo

and then after he gets

pregnant by Elmo

they have a child

and oh it's so glorious

it's such a

such a good use

of the grok

do they call it

Telmo

have you

have you seen the AI

ad

that they're running

in South Florida

yes

against Trump right now

yeah

it's oh

it's amazing

basically they've taken

they've done a grok

a Trump AI

sitting at the desk

looking angry

and all of the faces

of his friends

are popping up

and it's just

their voices

saying the quotes

of them talking badly

about Trump

yeah

and they're only airing it

in South Florida

yeah

where he lives

yeah

it's glorious

it's to make him

make him terrible

they're trying to

drive him off

so can we

can we talk about

something that the

the peanut gallery

wanted to talk about

oh yeah

she went

she went to bed

she's too high

fair

these things happen

I understand completely

so there's a story

out of France

oh okay

which is incredible

so there's an individual

so there's

there's a trial

going on right now

and the headline says

51 men

on trial

in France

for raping

a woman

one woman

over a decade

huh

and her husband

what was she wearing

and her husband

was at the center

of all of it

nice

yeah

huh

so

so was he

drugging his wife

no

so

He was drugging his wife

and selling her

yes

oh Jesus

so the answer

listen to more

behind the bastards

you'll pick this

pattern up real quick

I'll pick it up

yeah

they alluded to this

sort of thing

so this is the part

that got me today

the only thing new

is she's not underage

yeah

well they're

they're like in their

she's postmenopausal

so yeah

yeah

they were

so he

she and her husband

that way you can leave

two ounces behind

and not worry

yeah

she

just making my deposit

she

she and her husband

were together

they're 50 years of marriage

wow

she finds out

by a

almost like the level

of a Walmart

greeter

yeah sure

sure

so

so there's a

yeah

so her husband

is like a 70 year old man

and she's also

an older woman

and

there

he's in

a big

like the French version

of the villages

what's the name

it's

Alouette

I think it is

no there's a small town

it's not a very big town

but it's called

it's

so he

so they're out there

and in the equivalent

of like a Walmart

he is taking

upskirt pictures

of women

and so a

other women

of women

just women

in there

and so a

basically the level

of a Walmart security guard

all of this

becomes discovered

amazing

because of the level

of someone

who is a Walmart

security guard level

says

dude

give me your phone

you're taking pictures

of women upskirt

and so they take

the phone away

they get a

a court document

that says

we want to see

what's on that phone

because they took it

and they find

videos of his wife

who has

is obviously

non-responsive

and drugged

being

a sexual

trigger warning

sexual assault

who is being

who is having

sex with men

no she's being

raped by men

she's being raped by men

yeah

by 50%

51 different men

over a decade

Jesus

and it's on his phone

did they get like

the Venmo transactions

while they were at it

so the question becomes

you know

so she had no idea

until this

is discovered

so we know that now

classic rape

yeah

it's her husband

pimping her out

and the men

oh is she a willing party

and the men

so the men

no she's not

but the men

she's not

but the men

who are there

there's this thing

that says

so there are 51 men

and not one of them

came forward

bringing police

to this

when they discovered

of course not

when it was

non-consensual

because if somebody

came to you

and said

for $400,000

would you have

oh no wait

would you

propagandize

no wait

that's the wrong story

somebody came to you

and said hey

you give me

a hundred bucks

you can screw

my unconscious wife

the dude said

look

no questions asked

you can hit it

and quit it

you win

and I guarantee

and drop your two ounces

of freedom

leave two ounces behind

I guarantee

the majority

of these men

were older men

so

or incels

ranging from

26 to 74

there's

okay

damn

yeah

so

not all men

but

but all these guys

this entire town

not all men

but a lot of them

but all men

yeah

so the peanut gallery

and I like calculated

it's like over 10 years

51 men

that's like one a month

but it's like

multiple

times

for men

right

because

because 10 years

is 120 months

one every other month

but you know

he's not doing it

once a month

they ain't one and done

they're coming back

for more

which begs

which begs the question

this is not a victim blaming

no not at all

not at all

it begs the question

how is his wife

not going

what the hell

happened Friday night

no

correct

my guess is

I mean I'm

I'm gonna get a scenario

he's whining and dining

and drugging his wife

they have a

they have a kink thing

are you

no no

where he's like

she never

so so I'm gonna

stop you right there

yeah

she had no idea

until

she

the videos were discovered

by this

she had no idea

that other men

were having sex

with her

here's

here's how

we know this

but maybe

she was

being drugged

because it was his

she thought it was

his kink

no no

if that were true

and you're

an intelligent

modern man

what you do is

a video

here is my wife

saying yes

I am drugging

my own drink

and drinking it

but you are

sent to what happens next

but he's a 70 year old man

if you're an

intelligent modern man

your age is not

an exception

to being an

intelligent modern man

he's an

he's an intelligent

boomer

look

which is not

the same

what they don't

show you in the edit

is everyone going over

the legal documentation

in advance

okay

that happens

it must happen

he should have had

a consent form

from his wife

if she was into this

there would be

video of it

every single

god damn time

because if I'm that husband

and that's our kink

I'm covering my

fucking ass

I mean

it's

it's their kink

that they do it

themselves

he likes it

when she's unresponsive

sure

that's his kink

and then

he's like

hey I can sell this out

I would still get a video

yeah

but here's the

so she divorced him

and she's like

74 years old

I think at this point

she divorced him

after it was discovered

that these things

had occurred

and now

there's this

huge trial

so J.D. Vance

would be against this

that literally

just started

this trial

just started

does she have kids

no

51 different parents

well

well no

it's post-mortem

so

I keep getting pregnant

I don't understand

so that was my question

with the peanut gallery

and she's like

no no

this all started

post-menopausal

so

and then

the question

I don't want to yuck

anyone's yum

I'm never going to do that

but my question becomes

if you're the person

who is involved in this

you know

comrade comes in

you know

30 year old guy

you know

you come in

at your age

I come in at my age

it's like

hey man

yeah you can do

whatever you want to her

just

and

It's the same level

of filter

that it's

this is not right

this is not morally correct

no

when I said earlier

that there's no such thing

as ethical consumption

in capitalism

this is not what I was

talking about

this is a different

this is a different level

because someone

there's a direct victim here

right

there is

there is a direct victim

in the other case too

you're disputing

propaganda

on the form

on the

on behalf

of a foreign country

there are

against your

it's like treason

it is treason

I'm going to argue

that it's indirect victimhood

because everyone listening

can fact check

what you're saying

and come to their own conclusion

the wife is unconscious

on a bed

she can't

she can't fact check

what's happening

she can't fact check

her rapist

yeah

and not one of the

that's not my husband's penis

yeah

and I want

and I'd like to point out

and my favorite part

favorite part of the story

yeah

my favorite part

about this story

is that

there was

you would think

and we

we had a long discussion

myself at the peanut gallery

it was one of those

you know when something

has occurred to you

that's what I'm saying

yeah right

and she's like

of course I do

even if I were completely

out of my mind

on something

I know something happened

I happen to know

because of the feelings

that if they give you

the right drugs

you don't know anything

no no

but you wake up the next morning

with a physical

I'm not having questions

no

I have had

a man

stuff a pole

up my butt

wow

yes

being unconscious

yes

like every five years

since I turned 55

go on

so you've consented to this

I've consented

there we go

but the point is

is I woke up

consensual butt bowling

I woke up

and didn't realize

that I had been

butt bowled

sir we're doing a random poll

would you like to participate

they took

the best part is

they took pictures

of the inside of my

my butt

excellent

it's what happens

when you get older

they stick a pole up your butt

but they knock you out

and you do not

there's not like

you can feel the difference

we make a joke

but gentlemen

get a colonoscopy

it's good for you

yeah do it

it's always good

it's bad if you don't

probably annually

ideally

every five

it's five years

I'll tell you all about it

okay good

it's five years

and if they find something

they might be

hey you need to come back

in a couple years

because

we found some shit

or if they find something

that's not real bad

it's like three years

if they don't find anything

it's another five years

look if you're hearing that noise

turn around

and check on the doctor

yeah exactly

it's not the right kind of pole

excuse me sir

your hands are on my shoulders

and I'm feeling something

going in

yeah

I'm taking a picture

sir I can taste something

it'll be on the internet

there's a mirror

yes

there's a mirror in the room

for your

for your convenience

for eye contact

but can you imagine

maintain eye contact

so you don't

don't lose your alpha status

but can you imagine

the level of

of this woman

wake it

literally waking up

after a decade

I mean this is

of seeing that

of seeing that information

and going

shit

I could also see a situation

where she has a sleep problem

so she takes like

a strong sleep

sure

yeah

she's just like out of it

yeah

well

Rohippinol

is a sleep aid

it's actually a sleep aid

so it paralyzed

it gets rid of any memories

and all that

yeah

that's

I think the thing

that's the creepiest thing

about Rohippinol

specifically is

it's not that you're

completely unresponsive

it's that you don't remember

you don't remember

yes

you know

and that's horrible

it stops memories

from going forward

alcohol will do that

if you try really hard

well yeah

I would imagine

yeah

it has side effects

no I don't want to go

I don't want to take that branch

the point is

this husband's a monster

oh absolutely

he's a horrible human being

absolutely

he deserves everything times ten

but you know what he is though

a capitalist

yeah

that's where I was going

so I want to point out

I would like to point out

he did

he did post

oh I hate everything

he did post

and post in local journals

about come

basically come bang my wife

yeah

well yeah

I mean what I was going to say

for profit

what I was going to say is

he probably had to like

screen these guys

in some kind of a way

because he wants to make sure

they're not too rough

not too whatever

and not diseased

that's not the point

now

no

there was no

by the way

there's nothing in there

that says that there was a

an idea that there would be

any protection involved

of course not

no no

you're going to

no

post-menopausal

there's no reason to

yeah she can't get pregnant

well there's lots of reasons

there's lots of reasons

not if you're one of these guys involved

yeah

but by the way

imagine the level of Eskimoism

that's going on in that area

you know

no you know

that there was a night

where one dude left

that high-fived the next guy

when in the room

yeah oh yeah

high-fived the husband

because one of the 51

was really into sloppy seconds

yeah

I don't like this

it's all

I want to talk about

something slightly less gross

which was

J.D. Vance

no which was a German

a German gay man

who got into cannibalism

consensually

oh you're talking about

the toe guy

yeah

no

the foot guy

no

he killed a man completely

and ate him over years

yeah

and it was

it was

behind the bachelors

the man wanted

the man wanted to die

yeah one man had

his fetish was literally

being killed by somebody

but specifically

he wanted his dick

bitten off

yeah

right

and the problem was

that's a strange kink

the guy who wanted

to do the killing

and he didn't want

to do the killing

he just wanted to do

the eating

right

he was like

I can't do this

and the other guy

the guy who wanted to die

was the more dominant

of the two

which is a really

strange dynamic

but like

they tried

the first thing

they tried was like

okay bite it off

but the dude was really

into it

so the guy doing the biting

was like

I can't

so

well low t-bait

a cuck right there

so

it took him

with a cutting board

and a cleaver

multiple attempts

to do the deed

oh Jesus

and I'm gonna stop

telling the story there

because it just goes downhill

that's where

like when you said

the story of the thing

like that's where my brain went

the good news is

the two gay men in Germany

were consensual

weirdly

so like the guy got off

with like manslaughter charges

not murder charges

because he filmed everything

yeah

manslaughter

and got consent

I feel very bad

for the jury

the judge

the prosecutor

the defender

and the jury

that had to watch the film

oh

they had to watch it

that's trauma

yeah

that's trauma

yeah

everyone who just got selected

to jury duty

I'm so sorry

so I should point out

I should point out

that I have been selected

for jury duty

on October 8th

congratulations

hopefully there's nothing

going on that day

but

yeah really

if there is

this sort of

cannibalistic suicide

I'll let you guys know

hey

after the fact

yeah

hey do we have

do we have

well done

we got a lot of links

that I've submitted

to the channel

I do have a well done

what you got

so do you know

who Whitey Bulger was

that sounds familiar

yes

Whitey Bulger was a hitman

for the mafia

oh that guy

he was a criminal

and he got arrested

eventually

like found him

he was like undercover

he was like on the lam

for like 30 years

and they finally found him

and they threw his ass

in jail

and then he died

oh

and they just convicted

the guy

well done

they just convicted

the guy who killed

Whitey Bulger

wow

he was already in prison

for some other

life in prison

for some other murder

okay

and he beat

Whitey Bulger to death

with a lock on his belt

damn

and it's like

they said

yeah

he killed Whitey Bulger

we're not gonna seek

the life in prison

or death

we'll just get an extra

25 years

what's the smallest

we can get him

that's literally

what they do

what's the smallest

we can get away with

this first degree murder

of the video

there's a video

of a guy in Texas

who's like a

he's a convicted felon

or whatever

and he's in prison

so like

he kills his roommate

and they bring him to court

and the judge says

did you kill him

and he goes

yeah

and the judge says

why

well because

he bunked with

he was assigned to my room

my cell

and he was telling me

about all of the children

he raped

and I told him to stop

and he didn't stop

so I killed him

yeah

like that was it

he was like

yeah no

I told the guy

to stop

and he wouldn't stop

so I killed him

yeah

and the judge was like

so you know

what you've done

and he goes

yeah do it again

yeah

child rapist

dope

send me a priest

like give that man

an extra six months

I don't know

like that's cool

well it's like

essentially this was a hit

it was a hit man

right

who killed

Whitey Bulger

who was a hit man

yeah

so clearly there was a hit

put out on

violence begets violence

as Jesus said

this is what

the prosecutor said

okay

Mr. Gator

he is

who's the guy

who did the killing

yep

is not really going

to have an opportunity

to step outside

oh wow

this is where he's going

to spend the rest of his days

right

yeah

so why

why are we here

why pursue

why are we here

longer sentences

just let him stay

the man's gonna die

in prison anyways

that's that whole

hammer lifer man

yeah

what are you gonna do

I got nothing to lose

I got

I'm a three times lifer

what am I gonna do

the problem is

is there was a witness

and the witness

lied to the FBI

so that dude's

getting a lot

more time

no kidding

for lying to the FBI

yeah

it's a well done

all around

all the bad people

had bad things happen

to them

society wins

I want to give a shout out

to

a one man revolution

well done of the week

to

President

Joseph Biden

Joseph Robinette Biden

for

blocking the

nip on steel

purchase of

steel

yes

you know

he's so weak

he can't even go

by the

full name

Robin

he's a Robinette

Robinette

he can't stop

he's so weak

he's such a beta

he's got an

effeminate middle name

he can't

he can't stop

he wants to stop

the Japanese

from buying our steel

that'd be a great deal

that's a good deal

I'd make that deal

so

make American steel

great again

interestingly

it's not a good deal

because nip on steel

has a lot of

Chinese ownership

yeah

oh yeah

yeah weird

so no

but I'll tell you

right now

if another individual

was at the White House

right now

this deal would go through

he wouldn't even

pay attention to this deal

so the answer would be

the person in the

White House

because he is

a president

and immune

to

corruption

with his

he'd take a cut

his

duties

yeah

he would take a bribe

to make the deal

go through

so what we're saying

is in the future

following what the

Supreme Court has said

the United States

Kamala Harris will be rich

the United States

president

is just a broker

is a broker

for billionaires

broker for billionaire

companies

we're almost there

anyway

well done to Biden

for blocking the

sale of

US steel

to nip on steel

that is a very big deal

I almost brought it up

at work

but I didn't care enough

to hear the other

idiots talk

so

pretty cool deal

I have another

unless somebody else

wanted to go next

okay

no my only one was

okay great

well done to

Truth Social

for tanking like a bitch

oh

no

it's doing great

turn upside down

it's not just

Truth Social

it's DJT

DJT

no DJT is the traitor

for Truth Social

and I have a friend

who has made

a lot of money

shorting DJT

yeah

my personal favorite

was some

somebody on Twitter

was like

I spent my life

savings on DJT

stay broke liberals

back in like

back when they first

released this

he bought it

at $60 a share

it's under $19

oh yeah

it's under $19

so the story goes

it's amazing

I told my friend

you need to short this

it's gonna go down

oh short the hell out of it

and he's like

yeah you know

shorts risky

you gotta stick with it

and he's like

okay let me wait

and it went up

and he's like

I'm not doing that

and then I said

look it's going to go down

just do it

and so he did for a bit

and he

it went down a little bit

but then it went up

and he's like

all right I'm out

he was just too skittish

no that's fair

shorts are risky

yeah

and then

I got a text from him

a little bit

you know like

last week

and he's like

yeah I just couldn't resist

and so I went in again

because it was steadily going down

hell yeah

and he doubled

he doubled his money

by shorting DJT

good man

and that was before

it dropped even further

good man

no that's the way you do it

and I said yeah

you know why

you know why it went down so far

because people are selling

it's Donald J. Trump

no no

because the CEO

sold all of his shares

oh yeah

he hit the

he hit the moment

yeah

where he could finally

sell his shares

and he's like

and all my shares are gone

and they know that

when

the moment

the end of September

when Trump can sell

he's going to sell

oh yeah he's gone

so everybody is getting out now

which is driving the price down

it's great

which is awesome

so what you're saying is

he's still got two billion dollars

I need to short my life savings

on DJT in September

yeah

but the funny part is

no absolutely

because nobody's going to buy it

not financial advice

yeah

but the real fun

literally it's going to go through the floor

no I know

but the real fun about all of this

is yeah

at the end of September

he's going to

sell the hell out of it

get two billion dollars

yeah

but the fun part is

is he owes

billions of dollars

all over the place

and he's got to pay taxes

well that

yeah

the IRS and the SEC

are all over

so one of my well dones this week

yeah

is well done to

Kamala Harris

and her

her

her people

who are talking about

capital gains taxes

yeah

So my favorite part about

all of the capital gains

from Kamala Harris

is she's

so the Trump is saying

she's going to make you lose

all of your money

if you make any money

she's going to take it away from you

because of proposed

unrealized

unrealized gains

yeah

and so

so all of these

you know conservative outlets

are going

yeah she's

her plan says

she's going to take your money

on unrealized gains

hi

do you have

a hundred million dollars

in

in anything

in assets

in anything

no

in assets

I'm sorry

I'm going to turn over here

do you have a hundred million dollars

in assets

not that I

okay good

I'm going to tell you

artist

do you have a hundred million dollars

in assets

not

really

okay so

it ain't us

all right

it ain't anybody

it literally is

not anybody

it's the top half

of the top one percent

it's the top half

of the top one percent

it's like a thousand people

so she is stating

hey if you've got a bunch of art

yeah

and you make over a

and you have over a hundred million dollars

in assets

and make over

one million dollars a year

oh in income

in salary

okay

that's a

that's nobody

that's

that's like

that's like one percent

of people

yeah

then you're going to be taxed

on those unrealized gains

because you could sell

all of your artwork

yep

you could sell all of your artwork

you could sell all your bitcoin

you could sell

yeah you could liquidate your assets

and you could have that

so what we're going to say is

if you are

we're just going to tax you on that

yeah because that's market manipulation

yeah

I do have a well done

I

I have a lot of artwork

I could sell all of my artwork

the answer is

you need a licensed

independent

person to

evaluate your art

I could be that person

how much do you want your art to be worth

your artwork is worth

billions of dollars

in my mind

you're worth billions

millions

I want to sell it for millions

yeah

exactly

so my well done

and this is

these are words

literally I never thought

I would ever say

I can't wait

I would never have thought

I could say

well done

Dick Cheney

oh Jesus

you're right

how does that happen

no

Dick Cheney has said

he is going to vote

for Kamala Harris

the bar is in hell

because

Donald John Trump

is a threat

to

the United States

to democracy

and my point

what Cheney is saying

is he's a threat

to my income

what my point is

is when you lose

the devil

yes

yeah

you are clearly

in the wrong

yeah

well let's not forget

one of the Trumps

did a music video

this week

Laura

Laura Trump

yeah

it's terrible

anyway

I want to give a well done

double-sided

double-sided well done

to

we always like the double-sided one

to

the people of Florida

and

the whistleblower

in the DeSantis administration

who

publicized

the intent

of the DeSantis administration

to literally

bulldoze state parks

and build hotels

hotels

pickleball courts

and golf courses

the reason we know about it

is the whistleblower

and he got fired

and technically

that is something

that could come out of it

oh it's coming back

oh no it's done

it's already done

because the

the public fervor

over this was so strong

that DeSantis

actually changed

his intended actions

that tells you that

everyone in the state

was like no

yeah

no

so well done

to the people of Florida

yeah

for telling Ron DeSantis

where he can shove it

yeah

well done to the whistleblower

for his new position

in the Florida Democratic Party

yep

welcome Ward

so there's more

I know there is

I haven't read the stories

completely

DeSantis has

leaked the cartographer's

personal file

to the press

what

yeah

so they have his personal file

why

the Tampa Bay Times

uncovered a plot

from the governor's cabinet

to swap hundreds of acres

of useless slash pine

in Levee County

for hundreds of acres

of wildlife

in a state forest

useless

so what

no it's private slash pine

okay

which has been forested

so it's planted pine

yeah yeah

to wild

wild

forest

in a state park

okay

so the developer

can build a golf course

with a multi-million dollar bungalows

Jesus

the state tourism board

was ordered to scrub

all information

designed to promote

LGBTQ travel

in the state

I saw that

yep

and DeSantis

is shaking down

the hemp industry

for donations

in exchange for state robbery

you're kidding

yeah

that's just

I mean there's the post

of all this shit

that's going on

this week

yeah

I mean

long story short

Ron DeSantis

whose

occupation

of the government's

mansion

ends in 2026

is doing everything

he can to cash in

with all of his

corporate donors

he is a mini fascist

he is

and if you look at

all of his actions

yeah

they are fascist oriented

the othering of other people

the coming after corporations

the taking over

of

education institutions

yeah

oh yeah

all of that is fascist

no I mean

we spent a lot of time

on the show

talking about DeSantis

and his policies

here in the state of Florida

the biggest thing

and it's

it's why he did

what he did

and how he's done it

up until now

now it's different

but prior to this year

everything he was doing

was in essence

treating Florida

as a political

petri dish

to find the best way

to platform himself

for presidency

yeah

and that

and he

and I should

I should not say that

I'm going to say it this way

he shit the bed

so hard

oh big time

in the campaign

that he sunk

the entire infrastructure

of the state of Florida

right

yeah

for about three months

on camera

on the national

yeah

he didn't realize

he was not likable

he

well he is

well I think

and he is a bad person

I think the problem is

in a state like Florida

which is gerrymandered

to all hell

yeah

he didn't have to be likable

right

and then when you realize

that you

as a real piece of shit

have to sell yourself

to like Rhode Island

yeah

and New York

yeah

and they look at you

and they go

no we see what you've done

with your state

or even

we don't want any of that

anywhere near us

or even Republicans

control states like Maine

or yeah

right

yeah

or Nebraska

Nebraska looks at him

and they go

no

nobody in Iowa

is going to vote for him

wants this

yeah

you're just a horrible piece of shit

no and Iowa did vote for him

by the way

so yeah

so the point is I think

is

and we talked about this as well

yeah

a lot of what he's done

in this state

will be legally overturned

it's all

almost all of it has been

the works are in place

it's happening

it just takes so long

it's remarkable to me

how effectively

the Republican Party

writ large

has taken

what should be

a slow process

and made it fast

sure

which is enabling new laws

that should take time

they've made that fast

and

and what's

what's remarkable to me

is how

right

exactly

here in Florida

gerrymandered super majorities

like basically usurps

the entire structure

of our government

yeah

and and

and it's frustrating

because of how long

it takes legally

to undo it

yep

it's really frustrating

speaking of

legally undoing things

Jack Smith

has refiled his prosecutions

against President Trump

disregarding utterly

the existence

that he was president

at the time

filing the charges

as a presidential candidate

yep

because Jack Smith

is a genius

yeah

and you do not mess

with the man

he will get you

yeah

it's great

yeah

and then

they've also filed motions

for Eileen Cannon

to be removed from office

from the case down here

no

they

I don't think

they filed that motion

somebody has filed a suit

somewhere to get her

removed from it

but Jack Smith didn't

no no

Jack Smith's unrelated

to that one

and the theory behind that

is it's going to go

to the court

yep

and the supposition

is that the court

is going to say

Eileen Cannon

needs to be removed

on its own

yeah

so it doesn't look political

right

and that at some point

if they don't do that

he will ask for her removal

based on this

right

and then the other one

is in New York

the

oh god

the multiple convictions

in New York

yeah

the sentencing

has been delayed

to late November

for God knows what reason

happy birthday

I'm really really

because the sentencing date

is for my birthday

I'm really hoping

I get the birthday

of the century

yeah

jail time

truly

like I want the man in jail

I don't understand

I want him in

I'll take house arrest

here's the answer

I'll take house arrest

tomorrow morning

so why

why is Donald John

convicted felon Trump

fighting so hard

to become president

of the United States

why is he still free

to travel

to get rid of his

federal charges

to get rid of his

federal charges

we know this

but here's the other side

to make money

so none of his casinos

nor any of his hotels

currently have

liquor licenses

really

oh in New York

in New Jersey

okay

because he's a felon

yeah

he tried to give them

to his

the things to his son

but they all saw

through that

it's like

no you can't do that

you can't just give

your company to your son

and then think that

you can give

but he did it as president

and it was fine then

yeah it was

he gave empty binders

yeah I know

empty binders of women

binders full of nothing

yes

so here's

here's a theory

he waits until

he's able to sell

his truth social shares

and then he bolts

he's not gonna bolt

no he won't bolt

here's the thing

he is too

much of a narcissist

to ever leave

the public view

he did say that

if Kamala wins

he's running to Venezuela

he's gonna have to

because

he won't

no he won't

because Venezuela

is not a friendly country

to a white man like him

the most important thing

to remember is

if he leaves this country

he must admit

that he was wrong

or if nothing else

he must admit

that he lost

the answer to this question

comrade

is he's got

a couple of billion dollars

of cash

that was given to him

for nothing

yeah

and he's not

and if you or I

were given two billion dollars

it's like whatever dude

I'm out

if I had two billion dollars

I'm out

or one billion dollars

if I had two billion dollars

a billion of it

would go to charities

yeah

I'd fix some problems

yeah

and the other billion

I would vanish

yeah

I would do the show

remotely from nowhere

yeah

and in fact

you don't need

we'd all be on a boat somewhere

we would all be doing the show

on my boat

yeah

literally

you need

in international waters

you need

about

four to five million dollars

invested

in whatever

treasury

you want

with a ten percent return

or five percent return

five percent return

and you can live

forever

absolutely comfortably forever

so you can give away

ninety five percent

or more

of your money

to causes

that benefit

people

sure

and still

live comfortably

you won't be on your

two hundred and eighty seven foot

mega yacht

with this two hundred and foot

sister yacht

I don't feel

or in your plane

that could drive

nearly the speed

of sound

but you could rent

the lolita express

even if I had

ten hundred billion dollars

a trillion dollars

yes

ten hundred billion

it's late

yeah

ten hundred billion

ten hundred billion's fun

that's a fun number

that's a great number

if I had ten hundred billion

I still would not feel

the need to hollow out

a Hawaiian volcano

and build a

a bunker

I see

I wouldn't

I would just buy a bungalow

in Tahiti

yeah

no but

sir this is where

you and I differ

I would hollow out

the volcano

but see

you don't have

you have done

ten hundred billion

no no

you're thinking wrong

I would hollow out

Nebraska

yes

nobody's going there

and I'll have corn

but here's the thing

you are not surrounded

by people

telling you

how great your ideas are

correct

you are surrounded

by people

who would say

that's a dumb ass

fucking idea

but you

in your corn bunker

sir

and so you won't do that

you'll be invited

you'll say

there's plenty of missile silos

in Nebraska

I can hollow out

hold on

we got the

artist

what

the artist has to bow

okay bye

see you artist

enjoy Halloween Horror Night sir

have a good time

thank you

yes

alright

yeah

yeah no

the answer is

I would build

a Nebraska corn bunker

for all of my friends

of course

and they would have

secret tunnels

of course

it'd be fun

of course

we would play

James Bond

it'd be great

yeah

you'd have every

so there's a lot of

missile silos

in Kansas and Nebraska

yeah

you would just buy

ones for your friends

and fix them up

and you'd build

tunnels between them

in between

yeah

and run

run Tesla's

electric cars

in the

in the tunnels

yeah

in the tunnels

I want Austin Powers

go-karts

yes

turn around

they could do

a U-turn

to the tunnel

it's just a little

too tight

takes a little while

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I'm the comrade

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and for the artist

remember

our forefathers

were all

I only had one father

gentried

we're all

gentried slaves

slave owners

is this our new thing

they were all

gentried slave owners

and you know

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we just need to

embody that

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