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Woo, welcome to another week of Gay Porn Talk

With your hosts Polly and David

Where we're single-handedly bringing back

Tennis socks with the pom-poms on the back of them

Oh, I didn't know that

I am

Well, you are

I just thought, what is the gayest look

I could have for the summertime?

I thought those pom-pom socks

Oh, those little pom-pom on the back of the heel

Yeah, and they don't make them anymore

So I have to go to the craft store

And buy the pom-poms

And then sew them on the back of the heel

But now, of course

In this new year

Shorts are coming back from

Which I'm really grateful for

I know, the shorter shorts

From knees back up to like those

1980s gym shorts

That we used to wear

That hung out everything

So I'm really excited about it

Because of course I'm 6'5

So I've got long legs

Yes, you do

And so I put on those short shorts

Long legs

And those little pom-pom socks

And it gives everybody just

A little titter

They're just like perfect

Yeah, it's absolute perfect gay

Summertime wear

Better than black socks

I still don't get the black socks

That's fine too

But so it's all gay wear

So

Yay

How exciting for us

And just a couple of things

A couple of days

We're going to be leaving for

Las Vegas

My favorite

My favorite place of all times

I can only do Las Vegas

I can't do Las Vegas

For a very long time

I can only do it for like

Four or five days

Top, this is the longest

Five days

And I think at the end of five days

I might be sick of it

I know

But we'll see

And I'm leaving the hubby behind

There you go

It's going to be a party

Days in Vegas

Let's see

Party Spectacular

Yeah, well

It's going to be a lot of fun

We're going with Slutty Steve

So we'll see how many

Men will actually

Go up to his hotel room

To see the light of day

Dude, I don't think you will

Actually, it's really

Kind of interesting

Because last time I was with him

He actually brings those

Things at the butcher shops

Pull a tab number

Oh

And he's like

Now it's on his door

Number 12

Number 4, 12

So he really has that

Unless he wants an orgy

And then it's just a free for all

But he likes order in his life

So he wants to have

Those butcher tags

And he makes you present them

He punches a hole in it

To show us that it's done

And you're out

No line budding

No line

You just sit downstairs

And wait for it

So I don't know if Bellagio

Will mind so much

The ticker tape

Thing outside

But I hope they don't

They won't

So I'm very excited about that

That's going to be fun

Decadent

The most decadent city

In the world

It really is

And really

You can actually get too

People say

Can you have too much

I can

After a few days

Of drinking

And falling down

Non-stop drinking

Non-stop partying

Gambling

And eating

And all the rest of the things

That come along with it

Sexing and everything else

It's a little overwhelming

For me

But we'll see

But it's fun

I'm excited

Me too

Oh and the weather's fabulous

It's a balmy

110 degree

Well there you go

So it should be

I think when I step out

Of the plane

As white as I am

I think when I step out

Of the plane

I'm going to burst into flames

I think you're right

Like in a Dracula movie

I think you're right

Boom

You'll have to bring

Your umbrella

Oh I have to bring

An umbrella like I did

In Texas where I was

Just so gay

Yes

I love the photo of me

With a little black umbrella

Looking like Morticia

Blocking the sun

Because I just can't do it

Even with

I've got

I know

Sunblock 412

I know

You've been preparing

And everything too

But it's just too much

I just too much sun for me

But yeah 110 degrees

Did I tell you

The time I went to

Las Vegas

A couple years ago

I was driving in

From the Grand Canyon

Yep

And it was about

12 or 1 o'clock at night

And I had a Jeep

It was 105 degrees

At midnight

I remember seeing the picture

I was like oh my god

Who has 105 degrees

At night time

At midnight

It's hot

I don't even know

How those people

Live without air

If you don't have air

I don't know if you can

I don't know

It wouldn't be what it is

Today if we didn't have air

Outrageous

But I'm excited about that

It's going to flock

To 110 degree weather

If you can't

Well I don't even know

How I know that

All the people

Are going to go

To the pool

I don't

Because I don't even know

How you enjoy yourself

In that kind of heat

Even lying at the pool

In that kind of heat

It's overwhelming for me

It is

Here on the east coast

I think that a nice

85 degree day is warm

And wonderful

110 degrees

Is a little too much for me

But we're going anyway

I'm going anyway

So I'm going to see

If I burst in flames

If I come back

And char it up

And of course

The three ounce thing

On the TSA

Pisses me off

Because as much

Shit I have to slather

On myself

To make sure I don't burn

You need multiple

Three ounce bottles

Three ounces

Is like just

An hour of 110 degree

That's it

Slather it on

We'll have some photos

For you

We'll have photos

We'll have fun

We'll give you the details

Yeah I want to actually

Take some photos

Last time I was there

I'll give you a

Slutty Steve count

We'll see if he lets me

Do that over there

Because I really bet

It's going to be

Double digits high

Double digits

That's just for Sunday

That's just for one day

Yes

What I want to take

Some photos of

Is that last time

We were there

There's some really

Great looking street performers

And we see the same

Street performer

Year after year

Yes

And everybody will know

Who I'm talking about

Because it's six foot five

A like beautiful man

With the nicest butt

And dresses in Spartacus

Spartacus

Not part of Caesars though

No no

Just a Spartacus

Last time I was out

In front of I think

New York

And I said it to him

Like wow you got a nice ass

And he just turns around

And smiles at me

But I don't

We lost five dollars

For the picture

Not really

But we'll do it this time

We'll do it for Instagram

For a five dollar picture

Let's speak on Instagram

Talk about the blog

Let's do the blog

Oh my gosh

We have so much news this week

I'll just do a few

Of the best things

Lucky Charms

Of course the gayest

Of all cereals

I didn't know

That they would do this

They went ahead

And did a gay campaign

For Pride Month

They have a hashtag

No way

To support gay Pride Month

Are they coming out

With like pink

Pink something

Pink pansies

They already have everything

Don't they have everything

On the Lucky Charms

I know they have all kinds

Of colors I don't know

And I always

Had to think that that guy

Was up in arms

Yeah up in arms about it

This is just this week

So I'm sure there will

Be people up in arms about it

Yeah it's pretty fun

It's interesting

Because if you look

At the ad though

It has nothing to do

With Lucky Charms

But it really doesn't

Show the picture of

Is it elf

What is it

Leprechaun

Leprechaun I'm sorry

It doesn't show a picture

Of the leprechaun

Or any of the stuff

It just talks about

Their hashtags

And how everybody

Is diverse

But they don't

Ever say

They don't really show

What is it

Mills Company

It doesn't say

General Mills Company

But that's interesting

Another interesting thing

Is looking at HBO

Gay

This is starting off

The second year looking

Right

And they had

Jonathan Groff

Who of course you know

Groff from

Looking and from Glee

Right

Kurt's

From Glee

Talks about

This is interesting

An anal cover

So apparently

An anal cover

I've never heard of this before

And I don't think anybody did

You know like when you do

Modesty things for

When you get naked

You have a cock sock

That people do

Right

But apparently because

He does so much rimming

And his legs are over the air

He had to actually have

A privacy thing

For his ass

No way

So he has something

Called the anal cover

Which is an ass thing

That goes over your butthole

Just so you have

Some modesty thing

When somebody's licking your ass

I know

So this is the weirdest

Shit I've ever heard

Of Hollywood

You've got your leg

Up over some guy's shoulders

And you have to have

An asshole cover

Probably some law

Decency thing

I don't know

That was the weirdest thing ever

You can show a cheek

But you can't show a hole

A hole

Well this is on HBO

There's really no

I guess that's true

It's kind of interesting

What they talk about law

And I know men's

It's kind of interesting

Because it's always kind of

We can see all of women

I can see up the woman's vagina

Yes

On HBO

But I can't see any men's

Genitalia

Which is weird

Matinee

Which is New York's

Largest outdoor pride event

Has it's official promo video

Which will make you want

To drop everything you're going

And run

Do not go

Of course

Who couldn't get into

The nasty porn fix

But Andrew Christian himself

Of course

Gave a gay pride video

We have a song of gays

Which was really funny

That you know

Because while the church

Is saying that you know

Because people are getting married

But this

Oh yes

Does it

It's kind of good

Happy and gay animation trailer

Of course this week

Was the naked bike ride

Around the world

Where people protest

The fossil fuels

And body images

So everywhere

From LA

Portland

So we have a few

Videos all over the world

A little naked bike ride

It makes me laugh

Very few people

You want to see naked

This is the weird thing

About nudists

It's like going to

Exactly

You go to a nude beach

You think oh my god

I'm going to see

All these sexy men

Not what's happening

One sexy man

And then the rest of them

Are awful

One of my absolute favorite

Web series now

Is Hey Queen

I don't know that one

Well this is the gay pimp

Who we absolutely love

And what I love about him

You know I'm on

A mad TV and gay TV

Oh okay

What I love about him

Is and he has

A digmatizing

Miles Davis

Moody

Who we'll know

From RuPaul's

Pit Race

Oh okay

And also from of course

Some of Johnny McGovern's

Own videos

Which was his song

Digmatizing

He actually found

Miles Davis

And RuPaul's soul

From him

But what I like

About this web series

Is that Johnny

Is a great comedian

Who doesn't actually

Censor himself

He will say

The faggot word

And get people upset

He will say

The tranny word

And get people upset

When we live in a PC world

He does not do

The PC thing

In which I absolutely

Admire and love

He's one of my

Favorite comedians

And so make sure

To check that

And if nothing more

You will be

Digmatized by

Miles Davis Moody

Who's wearing

These short shorts

With a big bulge

Just you sit there

And look at

I don't know

If I actually saw

Johnny McGovern

On the interview at all

I just kind of

Was digmatized

We

Which you're going

To be talking about

A little bit later today

I have the review

And some videos

On the hands free

Masturbator

From Masturbot

Super power

Automatic stroker

Power top

Rogan Richards

Is really

Stinky but now

Pine fresh

You'll have to see it

To understand

A lot of things

Another interesting

Thing too

Is the international

Escort winner

Duncan Black

Who was

I think the winner

Of the best bottom

And new thing

Was asked

What's the strangest

Thing that a

John's ever asked him

And he actually tells

Which I didn't think

People did

And there are some

Funky wacko things

That people ask for

You have to watch

The video and see

That plus

Much much much more

We have

Nasty pigs

New summer

Spring line

Which is of course

Pants and underwear

You'll love

And Titan men's

Previews

And all sorts of things

Sounds like

That's a lot of blog

Oh that's a lot of blog

It is

Of course you can find us

On Twitter or Facebook

And we have lots of

Facebook and Twitter

Comments but we'll pass

Those because we have

A lot of news today

It's a newsworthy day

Okay so let's go on

Speaking of that

Let's head right to the

News then

Since we've got so much

To talk about

It's the news

Okay

Okay so this one

Is really interesting

In New Zealand

This week

A man was just

Released from

A straight man testifies

That he was forced

To receive Felicio

From a gay man

So he made him

Get head

He said he made him

Get head in New Zealand

And this week

The trial just ended

With the

Not guilty verdict

For the gay man

Which means that

He didn't make him

Get head

It's like what guy

Is going to say

He made me get a blowjob

Well what he says

Is that okay

So this all started

It's like a porn movie

It all started

With an innocent car ride

After a wild night

Of partying

On the town

Man number one

Offered to drive

Man number two home

Man number two

Is the straight man

Yes

And the next thing

You know man number two

Know is a wrecked penis

Was in the mouth

Of man number one

For five whole minutes

Oh no

And he says

That it was not consensual

What I think is really

Kind of interesting

He didn't know what to do

He was like

Well what I love

Is he knows the timeline

Somehow he says

He passed out

And the man was

Sucking his dick

But I love that

He knows the timeline

On this

But he then sued the man

And of course

He sued the man

On charges of

Sexual violation

Of unlawful

Sexual connection

Claiming man number two

Had not requested oral sex

But man number one

Says he did

And then he changed his mind

Somewhere in the middle of it

Which it happens

It happens

The jury heard the evidence

And then came back

With a not guilty verdict

Where the gay man said

To the jury just quickly

Well thank you

And left it

Because he knows

He knows it wasn't

So I thought it was funny

Because the straight man

Of course

Came with his

Girlfriend

And tried to show

That he was all hetero

That he would never do this

But of course

It was craziness

And then he said

What I love is

The lawyer representing

The gay man

Told the jury

That alcohol

Often makes people

Do things that they

Later regret

Like making

Tactless comments

Or accepting BJs

From strangers

In the backseat of a car

I'm like yeah that's true

Well that is so true

Haven't we all

Done that before

So there you go

That's a New Zealand

Alright

Well I'm over in London

Hey London

There's a policeman there

Complains that a superior

Officer has monitored

His grinder

Oh I saw this

Yep

And then forced him

Out of a job

He's suing the police

For homophobic

And racial discrimination

After he

Claims he was

Pushed out of the force

The guy's name is

Special branch detective

Kevin Maxwell

Is trying to reintegrate

Back into the force

After two and a half

Years of medical leave

Yeah they actually

Were trying to get him

Out actually

Right for clinical

Depression

They wanted him

Out anyway

When he says

His superior offers

And colleagues

Systematically

I can never say that word

And strategically

Made it impossible

For him to continue

Working

At the heart of his

Allegation in one incident

Is when his special

Meeting was held

To let people know

That we are watching

Your social media

So if you do things

We don't like

Well not only if gay

People do things

Well that's true

That's the whole problem

Because straight people

They don't do anything about

So they started

They actually went on

And started looking

At his grinder

And they started

Making comments

By other offers

On the police website

Saying you know

Why doesn't he

Become a hairdresser

Or join a cabin crew

So it's interesting

You know because

It's kind of funny

To think you know

Especially you think

In the end

I always thought

They were a little more

Well I think it's just

Somebody who wants out

Of the

Somebody who wants

Somebody out of the force

And they're going to do

Whatever means

Because he had two years

Of mental incompetency

I don't

That's not the word

That they used for

But they had

This of course

Is something never heard

Of by us

Or by our

Person who sponsors us

At gaycheaporn.com

But a man

In Malaysia

Now we're going to Malaysia

Oh we're international

We're international today

A man orders

A penis enlarger online

And receives

A magnifying glass

And apparently

That's really good

Apparently it's

Big in Malaysia

To do this

So a man

Was looking

Fell victim to

A semi-hilarious

Internet scam this week

Paying nearly

$167,000

For a penis enlarger

Only to receive

A $5 magnifying glass

Too funny

And I bet it did

Look bigger in the mirror

It did

It enlarged it

Sometimes things look bigger

Yes

In the reflection

That's too funny

So I just thought

That was funny

So you need to be careful

I remember

Did they have a picture of it

When you ordered it?

Who knows

They have a photo

But people get scammed

All the time

And you need to only

Buy from reputable places

Buy from reputable

Businesses like us

I remember on

Well from our sponsors

At gaycheaporn.com

And

I don't know

Okay what else

I'm over in New York now

Okay

Yep we moved to New York

A transgender man

In New York City

Has accused a public pool

Of creating problems

In the locker room

This is happening all over

Actually I just saw

It is

A school also

Was doing the same thing

Where they

They wouldn't let

A little boy

Go to the bathroom

In the boys room

Because he's

Right yeah he's trans

Yeah right

But that's all

He ever did

And

How they fixed it

Was I think

They made him

They went around it

And the law

And really

Fucked it up

But we're having

A lot of trans

We are

Well you know

As the

Now no

As the movement moves on

The trans movement

Is now coming to the forefront

Because they're kind of

The last of the group

To get the equality

That they need

And

But in New York

They've actually got laws

Already about

Transgender equality

And you're allowed to go

If you're transgender

You're allowed to go

Into the correct bathroom

But it's so weird

But the thing

That's interesting

About this one

Is that the person

There was actually hired

His job

Was to make sure

That the right people

Went into the right bathrooms

Really

Somebody actually

Is getting paid

In New York

I think it's the minimum wage

Is $15 an hour

Somebody's getting paid

$15 an hour

To make sure that only

Women

What if it's Pat

Like from Saturday Night Live

You can't tell what it is

Do you like

Show me your pussy

Show me

But in this way

But you would think

If you're trained

To

That's your job

To make sure

The right gender

You would also

Have been trained

In all

Possible variations

That could happen there

But he wasn't

The only thing

I know

And I'm not going to

Minimize this

Because it was bad

But all of a sudden

This person now

He's suing because

He can't go into

Locker rooms anymore

He's got a phobia

Right he's got a phobia

Of locker rooms

And the thing is

It was already bad

Yeah

So it almost

To me

Minimizes it

When you go to

The exchange stream

Like okay

I want a trillion dollars

Now

I wouldn't let you

In the locker room

So now

I'm afraid of locker rooms

I guess they have to

Do that for the lawsuit

Then they can minimize it

But still

It's just you know

Bad enough as it is

But let's play

What exactly it is

Just discrimination

The strangest thing

I've ever seen in porn

Which I'm excited to follow

Is Kobe Keller

Which has been in

Like every porn movie

Ever made

Who's on a

New art life project

As we all know

He's been giving away

All his possessions

Right

Everything

He's let people

Come into his house

And take personal possessions

His only rule is

Could you please

Take a photo of it

And post it online

Of like you know

You either wearing it

Or where it's gone

Or whatever it was

Gotcha

But he's doing this

Like little art thing

Which I thought

Was really interesting

He wants to get rid

Of all his worldly

World possessions

So probably too late

To go in and take the TV

Yeah

Well people did it though

Where he had a pot latch

He called it

In his apartment

On April the 20th

Of course 420

Where he invited fans

To come and take his things

I invited

I'm initiating a project

Called everything I own

But linen

This is kind of interesting

Because the only thing

He wanted to keep

Was a linen poster

That he got from

A black market in Ukraine

Which I thought

Was interesting

That's the only thing

He's keeping

Each exchange

Comes with a handwritten

Drawing and a document

Declaring the piece of work

Of art

And like I said

He wants to take

A picture

Oh very interesting

However this week

Which was really interesting

He got a picture

He gave away

His Instagram

So the Instagram

Now belongs to

A woman called

Dana Jones

And I thought

This was interesting

So she now owns

His Instagram account

And she uploaded

A selfie this week

And said

A caption

Sorry to disappoint

But I now own

This account

Stay if you like

Everybody is welcome

And I thought

Well the only reason

I go to his Instagram

Is to see his big dick

I don't really care

I know really

Who cares

I mean she's a diva girl

But I don't really

Necessarily want to see

A diva girl

So what an interesting

I don't know

If I could do that

Yeah no me neither

I like my

Possessions

But I

I have way too many

Interesting to follow him

And of course the photo

That came along

In this AP story

Was him in a

He looked like Jethro

Him in pants with a

I guess he didn't

Keep a belt either

With a rope

Tied around the waist

I'm like what are you

Jethro

You couldn't even

Keep like you know

Suspenders or something

I guess he didn't

Think ahead

You know he didn't

Think about what he

Was keeping and not

Keeping

I guess

I don't know

Maybe somebody

Came in and really

Liked all his belts

Yeah I guess

I want all the belts

You're my waist size

I want all your belts

There you go

Remember Go Proud

No

The horrible horrible

Go Proud

The people that were

Banned from every

Yes

Well they don't

Exist anymore

Well they kind of

Just don't exist

And then they don't

Exist again

They don't want to

Say that they

Have ended their

Thing

So Go Proud

Both of them

Came out on

Balearic I believe

Was and said

Go Proud no longer

Exists

They're closing

Their doors

And Go Proud

Kind of freaked out

And said no no no

We're not closing

Our doors

And then they came

Back out and said

Well okay

We don't have any

Money

We're trying to

Rebrand ourselves

We don't have any

Money

Who actually wants

To belong to us

Because the Republicans

Have declared war on

Gays still

I understand the idea

That you want to be

Part of the tent

Or whatever it is

But they don't want you

They've made it

Over and over again

Apparent that they

Don't want to include us

They actually barred

Go Proud from the

CPAC

Which only crazy

People want to

Anyhow

They've barred

Go Proud from

Even donating money

To them

They can only donate

Like a hundred dollars

Because there's two of them

Yeah that's true

And so there's only

You know two

Hundred dollars

But they wouldn't even

Take the two hundred dollars

They actually refunded it back

And this is from a party

Who doesn't want you to join

Right so why are you joining

So why are you joining

I just think it's really interesting

I understand the concept

That you said

Yes but they're gone

Well guess who else

Is dumped

But maybe back later

Who

Casper Smart

Is dumped from J-Lo

Cute little baby

Casper

He's actually an asshole

But he's cute

He might be cute

But he's really an asshole

I don't know him personally

I just will say

He's an asshole

I believe you

J-Lo reported

She dumped Casper

For his transfer

Gender sexting scandal

Oh so he's gay

No no no no

Transgender does not make you gay

It was a really pretty woman

Who used to be transgender

Oh okay okay

So he was just

Hitting on another woman

God you drive me nuts

With that

I thought maybe

Casper Smart alleged

Sex in affair

With transgender bikini model

Report has

Popped his icon

Girlfriend's

Jennifer Lowe's pads

Mine and ready

To dump his ass

She actually dumped his ass

Just for cheating

Oh well

Because he's an asshole

This is what I want to know

When you have a meal ticket

As big as Jennifer Lowe's pads

I know

Why the fuck would you

Go and text somebody

Anyhow

I understand going to a club

And putting a mask on

And pretending people

Don't know you

But another thing

Is to let everybody

Know it's Casper now

That's true

And he will be nothing

Who was like the

He will be nothing

After she dumps him

Oh of course

Because who cares

Yeah who cares

We only know him

Because he was dating her

He was a backup dancer

From her

Yeah

So anyhow

So he's dumped

There you go

He's gone

Gone

History

And I'm talking about gone

This is kind of interesting

A cop is fired

For secretly filming

His police chief

Having sex in an ambulance

In uniform

So

I thought this was interesting

I didn't really

Did think this

And the cop actually

Didn't get in trouble for it

Right yeah exactly

So there's a cop

Who set up hidden cameras

To videate his police chief

Having sex

Inside an ambulance

But he didn't like the

While on the job

He didn't like the police chief

He was actually trying to get him

Because they were running

For office and stuff like that

So he was trying to get back

At him

Like do a little underhanded

So he caught him

He caught his police chief

Twice

Having sex in uniform

Yes

With somebody in an ambulance

Which of course is wrong

Yes

And initially

And then he gave the film

To the local TV station

Yes

Instead of the city

Which is what he should have done

Yes

And well it turns out

That he's the one

Who broke all the laws

Or more of the laws I guess

And he got fired

Because you know

For eight different policies

Including using a key

To access the ambulance bay

Where it's not authorized

To be there

So they fired him

For not following policy

And the police chief

Still has his job

Yeah I thought

That was interesting

Because they said

If they actually

Turn it to the IA

If you turn his video

Over to the IA

Internal Affairs

Right

That it would have been fine

But because he released it

To the public

That made it public

And what he did

Was broke the law

And I thought

Oh that's really fascinating

To me

That you're going to

Punish the guy

That means to me

That the police chief

Has a lot of power

Yes

It's a small town

He has a lot of power

Let's go over

A couple things real fast

So I have a new

Online reality show

Offering a million dollars

For the next new porn star

I thought this was interesting

Where do I sign up?

You would love it

The show will feature

Eight men and eight women

All vying for the grand prize

Of a million dollars

This is online

If you want to go follow it

So it's a reality show

For who can be

The next porn star

It's a porn star winner

So that's kind of interesting

Wow

We have another new

This is kind of interesting

A new documentary

That is going around

The new game film festival

That's all around

It's in Toronto right now

Yep

Why straight men

Do gay porn

So this is a really interesting

Oh that's a nice

All documentary

About how straight men

Have been doing gay porn now

Since the beginning of porn

Oh yeah absolutely

Most of the men

Who did it and do it

Are straight

Yep

Now what I thought

Was interesting

This person is

Daniel Lauren

Who is now playing

The document

At the Now Festival

In Toronto

Yep

Says that he went

To all these people

And this is what I found

Fascinating

He went to all these people

To ask questions

He went to

Let me see if I can find it

It was

Oh of course

Porn producers

Porn stars themselves

Porn historians

And porn theorists

And porn

I'm like

What's a porn theorist

Porn theorist

I'm sorry

It goes in

So it must be there

It's a porn theorist

It's like the weirdest

Thing I've ever heard

So he said he went to

Porn theaters

And porn history

Historians to find out

So that's just the guys

Who own all the DVDs

Yeah I was like

Is that me

Because I'm a historian

I'm a theorist

I know if

If a guy fucks in the wood

That you can hear it

I know all that

So I thought

That was interesting

And he wants to

And he presses the question

Is this is something

We learn to be attracted

To straight men

Or if it's something inert

Or if it's

So it dives deeper in it

So that's kind of interesting

That is interesting

Lastly we hear

Of

Award winning

Rent boy

Austin Wolf

He just came out

And won an article

And just said

He slapped somebody

For suggesting that he

Had bareback sex

A virgin for having

Bareback sex

And I thought

This is a really

This is a great John to hire

Because of course

You pay him like

Five or six hundred dollars

Or more probably

Or more

But what I thought

Was the guy didn't say

It was a virgin

And he says that

We all know

That he's a huge advocate

For condoms

But he didn't

The guy didn't say that

He said in a new

Q&A series

Rent boy talks

He reveals he slapped

A client for

Feeling indifferent

Towards wearing a condom

And he says

Well indifferent

He's like yeah

Maybe maybe not

Yeah if you want to

If you want to

Whatever

And then he slapped the guy

And I thought

Well that's kind of a bitch

I'd tell you to leave

You don't let everybody

Make a choice for you

He says

You always tell your partner

To put on a condom

Which I'm happy about

But in the same thing

I'm like

You couldn't have

Not slapped him

You probably didn't

Get a very good tip

And I wouldn't have

Tipped him

And he says

He also really loves

Virgins

And so he says that

In his new Q&A

So that's his thing

That's his thing

So that's the news

Wow lots of news

I guess you got

A porn review for us today

I might have a porn review

You might

Ooh I'm excited

Okay

Porn reviews

Okay so as you can see

We're going to do

This week we're going to do

Turn It Up

Falcon's new line

Called The Edge

This is their

Sophomore release

Turn It Up

It's directed by Nick Fox

Where Nick Fox

Handpicks seven of his

Favorite Falcon studs

And you can see

Chris Bynes is on the cover

With the hard

Direct 8 inch

Cock

He's very hot

He's probably the

Hottest thing in the movie

To me

I really liked him

I gave it three splats

And I say

There's really no storyline

Just mostly

Really hot sex

In the same room

So the only thing

That's going to drive me nuts

And I'm going to start off

With the good

The bad

And the ugly

The bad part of it

For me

Is it really

Was basically

In one very nice

Either set

Or hotel room

It was very nice sheets

So a little low budget maybe

One person

I don't know

One person

But it was all hot guys

But one person

Did it on the sette

In front of the bed

Somebody did it on the bed

You can tell that

Only one person

Did it on the bed

Because they don't want

To stain the sheets

I guess

Or have to do it

Because it was dry

And only

Yes

It's

The good news is

It's four scenes

Seven guys

Ninety minutes long

For the movie itself

Plus of course

What Falcon has been doing

This wonderful thing

That's called DVD Plus

Where they release

Three other bonus videos

Oh yeah yeah yeah

A couple extra scenes

Yeah so this is

Eighty minutes of extra

So all together

It's about three hours

Of hot sex

On one DVD

Yep

And like I said

Three splats

And you had to suffer

All the way through it

Three splats

No real

Storyline

Just hot sex

My favorite scene

Is on the cover

You can see

Chris Bynes

And Brandon Jones

It's scene number one

Where they start off

It just like I said

It starts off instantly

Where they're making out

Chris Bynes

Sucking and choking

On Brandon's huge cock

Brandon rims Chris

Hungry ass

And he fucks him

Hard and rough

What I love is that

Chris really gets into it

So much that he starts

Screaming oh yeah

Right there right there

And you know he's ready there

Because he makes the best face

He screams right before

He blows a huge load

All over himself

Where Brandon then

Rubs his cock in it

And makes him

Clean it off

And then

Comes all over him again

For a double

Coming over

So that was my favorite scene

Oh that sounds like a hot scene

It was a very hot scene

And then we have

Jimmy Durano

And Rick Decker

Who Rick Decker

Muscle stud Jimmy

We all know him

With his huge uncut cock

That's really great

Okay so here's the other thing

That was funny

Is you could see that

When they were about to come

That Jimmy didn't want it

On his face

He wanted to come

But he didn't want it

On his face

And it looked like

It was like he was

Going to get shot

With a rubber band

He was like

I kept on like flinching

Like it's going to come

It's going to come

Just not in my eye

And then there was like

Another one that happens too

Like I think it was

Was it the last one

Where I think it was

Lance Luciano

Who also didn't want it

In his face

It was like

I'm really over this

It was

And then we have

Connor McGuire

And Alex Graham

Then we have

Lance Luciano

And Chris Bynes again

Who's making a second

On a number four scene

And it was a pretty hot movie

I mean they all have

You know

Sex

You know

It's sucking

Rimming

Fucking

And then

But the two of them

Had really bad faces

When they were going to

Come on their face

And one of them

Did not want it at all

He turned away

Well it was kind of like

Going

It's coming

And then

But then afterwards

He like had his eyes closed

Going oh yeah

That's nice

Oh yeah

That's nice

I'm kind of like

Oh come on

If you don't want it

In your face

Don't do it

So three splats

I think it's worth having

It's three hours of hot porn

That you can have

With no real storylines

There you go

Just good hard sex

Well well

I'll assume well filmed

Because Falcon's usually good at that

Yeah always good

Yep

Oh well filmed

Beautiful men

They're you know

Yeah but no real lines

Yeah sometimes like

Just a teensy bit of story

I just

Only thing that really

Bothered me about it

It was in the same

Same room

Space

And I'm like you know

Even could you do it

Outside in the balcony

If they're not in the studio

Or could you do it

In an alleyway

Or somebody's car

Or I don't know

Or something

But otherwise

I mean it's really hot

And I really do like Chris Bynes

And the first scene

Was really nice

And I said you have

Jimmy Adrano

Oh of course you have

In one of the bonus scenes

My favorite

In the whole world

Dio

And

Oh yeah

Love me some Dio

Are together

And that cannot be missed

So that's very hot

So

Alright well there you go

Three splats

There you go

Toy

T-O-Y

Toy

Well my turn

And you alluded to it

In your

Well I did

I reviewed it

You did

You reviewed it

Now I get to review it

And this is called

The Masterbot

I just

Yes I know

The Masterbot

Superpowered

Automatic stroker

There you go

That's pretty nice

I mean I like it

What it is

It's a masturbator

About the size of your

Fairly larger masturbators

You know the flesh jacket

Is a pretty good size thing

Because you've got to

Fit over your dick

And have a little bit

Of engine work in there

But it's actually

It's actually very nice

It's got the ribbed interior

That really

Creates good suction

On your dick

Fits right over

And honestly it's kind of funny

Because you can do it two ways

If you just want to use it

Like as a masturbator

It's just a bigger masturbator

You use it

Just no hand jerk

At yourself

And everything is great

But if you want

A little bit of action

It is

Automatic

Automatic thank you

You just flip

The switch

And it'll start

Doing it for you

With gentle

Pulling and stroking motions

And of course

You can mix the two up

A little hand motion

With the stroking motion

Did you like it?

I did like it

I liked it too

In my review

I say it's for the lazy man

It is

Yes that's true

Your hands

You're like

Oh my god

I can't bother jerking off

Because my hands

Are just that tired

I'm tired after work

Well now you just

Start this thing

I want to go

Okay I'm done

I'm done

I did like it

It's not cheap

But it's not expensive

Actually we have

A really good price

On it right now

It's actually $20 off

I think right now

I think it is

What is the price?

It is $59.95

Down from $75

So yeah it's a good price

It's a nice addition

To your thing

If you like to use

Masturbators

I think this is definitely

One that you would

Not be dissatisfied with

Absolutely

So give it a try

It's new out there

Well there you go

Well make sure to

Keep an eye out from us

We'll post some pictures

On Facebook

Of the hot guys

Of Las Vegas

And maybe some of you

Passed out

I don't know

Nobody takes photos

Of me passed out please

I have actually

A contract of that

We're not allowed

You're not allowed

I know

Basically there will

Be no pictures of Pauly

Because he's always

Passed out

Well here I am

I think it's funny

Because the free drink thing

I like to tip

And so when I start tipping

I notice at first

They're kind of grouchy

With me the free drink ladies

Yes well it's because

You have strange drinks

Oh yeah we're not

Going to talk about

My girly drinks

I remember somebody said

Oh I thought you were

Going to order a manly drink

I'm like what

A Roy Rogers

Or a Cosmopolitan

But no

But I like to order

Girly drinks

But yeah so

Make sure to check us out

On Facebook this week

And we'll see you next week

Everybody stay hard

Those guys are fast