第130回「リスナーからのメール紹介」オカマのはらわた

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オカマのはらわた

オカマのハラワタ

The innards of a homosexual person.

皆様、ごきげんよう

Hello everyone, how are you?

オカマのハラワタへようこそ

Welcome to the intestines of a shemale.

今日も私のぐだぐだに煮えくり返ったハラワタトークではなく

Today, instead of my typical rambling and frustrated guts talk,

メールをご紹介したいと思います

I would like to introduce an email.

ラジオネーム26歳男性

Radio name: 26-year-old male

けいままさん、こんばんは

Good evening, Keimama.

こんばんは、こんにちは

Good evening, hello.

いつも家族と楽しく聞いています

I always enjoy listening with my family.

最近このラジオを発見して

I recently discovered this radio.

何でした?

What was it?

さかのぼれる

"Can go back."

さかのぼれる限り聞き終わりましたのでメールを書いてみました

I wrote this email because I finished listening to everything I could go back to.

今日は私がオナニーを覚えたての頃の話をしたいと思います

Today, I want to talk about the time when I just learned how to masturbate.

中学校1年の私は

In my first year of middle school, I

おてんてんを床にこすりつける

Rubbing the privates against the floor.

気持ちいいということに気づき

Realizing that it feels good.

家にいるときはソファーに寝っ転がってそのままパンツに出していました

When I was at home, I would lie on the sofa and just go in my pants.

わからんでもない

I can understand that.

若かったものでしたからパンツの中に3発ほど出し

Because I was young, I released about three times in my pants.

洗わずに脱衣所に放り投げていました

I threw it into the changing room without washing it.

時にはトイレで出してみたり

Sometimes I try to let it out in the bathroom.

庭で出したりして

Taking it out in the garden.

出してみたりしました

I tried to take it out.

これ

This.

この非常に弱い状態で

In this very weak state

やりかたがある

There is a way to do it.

何が弱い状態で

What is in a weak state?

この状態で

In this state.

お湯に触れると

When it comes into contact with hot water.

ガムみたいにベタベタになるので

It gets sticky like gum.

気をつけてください

Please be careful.

タンパク質なので

Because it's protein.

固まる

To solidify.

固まっちゃう

It becomes固まっちゃう.

だから排水溝で

So in the drain.

そう

Yes.

ガム

Gum

なんて言ったらいいのかな

I wonder what I should say.

あの

Um...

ゆばがちょっと固まったような

It feels like the yuba has solidified a bit.

なるほどね

I see.

粘着系なのね

You're the clingy type, aren't you?

だから女性の方がんしゃをされて

That's why women are prioritized.

髪の毛についちゃった場合は

If it gets onto your hair.

お水かぬるま湯で流さないと

You need to rinse it with water or lukewarm water.

いきなり熱いのでやると

It's suddenly hot, so if you do it...

ピシャッとガムがくっついたみたいになっちゃう

It ends up sticking together like a piece of gum.

一回やってみてください

Please try it once.

お風呂でおなにをして

Masturbating in the bath.

手のひらにお出しして

Please present it in the palm of your hand.

ちょっと厚めのお湯

Slightly thicker hot water.

払いに入れてね

Please include it in the payment.

手で入れて揉んでみてください

Please try putting your hand in and kneading it.

本当にゆば

Really yuba.

でもそうか

But I see.

白身みたいなもん

It's something like egg white.

そうそう

That's right.

あーなっちゃう

Ah, it's going to be like that.

のネバネバ系

Sticky type

はー

Hah~

そうか

I see.

結構粘着系になるので

It tends to get pretty clingy.

じゃあそれ冷めてもそのままだ

Well, then it'll still be the same even if it cools down.

まんま

Just like that.

そうか

I see.

だと

That's how it is.

お気をつけあそばせ

Please take care.

多分お姉ちゃん

Maybe it's my older sister.

妹さんもお母さんも

Your sister and your mother.

気づいてはないと

I haven't realized it.

多分お母さんは気づいてるかもしれないけど

Maybe mom has noticed.

妹は気づいてるかどうかちょっと怪しいですね

I'm not sure if my sister is aware of it.

そうだね

That's right.

結婚なさっている方は

Those who are married

セックスと女には別だ

Sex and women are separate.

でも寝しこれる場所がないので

But there’s nowhere to sleep.

お風呂でやるっていう人がいるんですけども

Some people say they do it in the bath.

で抜いた

I came out.

出た後って急に冷めるじゃないですか

After I come out, it suddenly cools down, doesn't it?

割れに戻って

Return to the crack.

でシャバでピャーってあるじゃないですか

There's something like "pyah" out in the real world, right?

ダメ

No good.

お湯でやっちゃうわけじゃねえか

You're not going to do it with hot water, are you?

絶対のカスが残っているはず

There should definitely be some absolute trash left.

これは気をつけていただきたいと思いますけども

I would like you to be careful about this.

あのー

Um...

賃貸のさ

It's about the rental.

アパートとかでさ

Like in an apartment or something.

やってて

Do it.

なんか急に

Suddenly for some reason.

すいません排水口詰まったんですけど

Excuse me, the drain is clogged.

つってって

"Let's go!"

ねえ

Hey.

あれはえっと

That is, um...

あれはええことに

That's a good thing.

まあねあの人

Well, that person...

あんまり人のせいして

Don't blame others too much.

そんなにおでんならないから

It's not that big of a deal.

で詰まるまではいけないけど

You shouldn't get stuck, but...

この場合あのちょっと

In this case, um...

AVを見てて

Watching adult videos.

あの世界一あの車制量の多い

In that world, that car has the most mass.

あの金玉のでかい人

That person with the big balls.

あの人だったら絶対詰まるね

If it's that person, they would definitely get stuck.

あれもうダメです

That's no good anymore.

あれアウトだね

That's out.

すごい勢いで出るからね

It comes out with incredible force.

すごいよね

That's amazing, isn't it?

であのゴムをして

So put on that rubber.

こう本番やって

Let's do the actual performance like this.

行きそうになってこう抜くじゃない

It looks like I'm about to go, and then I pull it out like this.

そしたらあんまりも大量すぎて

Then it was just too much in quantity.

で手でこうコンドーム取らずに

"Without taking the condom off with my hands like this..."

もうピシャッとこう

Already, just like that.

あの出る勢いで取れちゃう

You can easily get it with that momentum.

バカですあの人はやっちゃいかんね

That person is an idiot; they really shouldn't do that.

やっちゃいかん

You shouldn't do that.

お湯

Hot water

お湯ではやっちゃいかんね

You shouldn't do that with hot water.

ダメですね

That's not good.

でKママは周りの人にバレたことありますか

So, has K Mama ever been found out by the people around her?

えー私はあの近所のおばさんに

Um, I'm talking about the lady from the neighborhood.

はっはっは

Ha ha ha.

えなんでバレるの

Huh? Why would it be found out?

近所のおばさんに

To the neighbor aunt.

たまたま自分のお部屋で

Just happened to be in my room.

夕方オナをしてまして

I was doing afternoon masturbation.

でまあうちはあのー

Well, um, we...

田舎なので

Because it's the countryside.

で何々くーんと

So, what about you, Kun?

おばちゃんが来ました

The aunt has arrived.

で私の部屋は2階だったので

My room was on the second floor.

その時にあの家族は誰もいなかった

At that time, there was no one in that family.

私一人だったのね

I was all alone, wasn't I?

で何々くーんって

So, what about you, Kun?

上がってくるとは思わないので

I don't think they will come up.

まあそうですね

Well, that’s true.

ただ上がってこられて

Just come on up.

ちょうど私行く寸前で止められず

I was stopped just before I was about to leave.

で扉を開けられ

And the door can be opened.

テレビもつけず

Without turning on the TV.

あの妄想で抜いてたので

I was getting off to that fantasy.

で夕方で部屋も暗く

It's evening, and the room is dark.

明かりもつけずテレビもつけず

Without turning on the lights or the television.

ひたすら私の遠くを見て

Just endlessly looking far away.

多分おばちゃんも気づいたんだろうね

Maybe the aunt noticed it too.

あー気づきました

Ah, I noticed.

あみたいな

Like a net.

それくらいかな

I guess that's about it.

まあ多分気づかれたかなっていう

Well, I probably thought I might have been noticed.

気づかれたっていうレベルじゃないですねもう完全に

It's not just a matter of being noticed anymore; it's completely obvious.

アウト

Out.

思いっきり見られましたからね

I was seen thoroughly.

不自然だよね

It's unnatural, isn't it?

夕方にテレビもつけず

Not turning on the television in the evening.

明かりもつけずに

Without turning on the lights.

遠くを見てるわけですからね

Because I'm looking far away.

そう

Yes.

いかにもやってましたーっていう

It really seems like they were doing it.

それくらいかな

That's about it, I suppose.

あとはもう慎重に慎重を期してやるような

From now on, I'll act with extreme caution.

なるほど

I see.

それくらいですかね

Is that about it?

で覚えたてはどんな方法でしたか

What method did you use to learn it?

これはねあのラジオネーム26歳の男性の方と

This is from a radio name of a 26-year-old man.

ほぼ一緒です

It's almost the same.

こすりつけですか

Is it rubbing?

そうたまたまあの朝立ち

Just happened to stand up that morning.

私小学校の4年生くらいだったかな

I think I was in 4th grade of elementary school.

で朝立ちでなんかあれと思って

So I thought about something with morning wood.

おこすりつけたら気持ちよくてそのままコソコソコソって

When it rubbed against me, it felt so good that I just kept sneaking away like that.

で今で言う行ってしまった

And now, it means "went away" or "has gone."

でも小学校4年生って早いですね

But it's early for a fourth grader, isn't it?

だけどまだ精子が生産されてない頃だったので

But it was still a time when sperm had not yet been produced.

だから

So.

空打ち

Dry fire.

行った気分にはなってるけど出るものは出てない

I feel like I've gone, but nothing has come out.

そう完璧に行ってるじゃんね

You're doing it perfectly, aren't you?

ドライみたいな

Like dry.

そうそうそう

That's right, that's right, that's right.

そういうことですね

I see what you mean.

で何が起きたのと思って

I was wondering what happened.

で急に我に戻って

And suddenly, I came to my senses.

なんか行けないこと

Something I can't go to.

まだオナニーってのは知らないよね

You still don't know about masturbation, do you?

わかんないですよね

I don't know, right?

もう出ないですし

I won't come out anymore.

悪いことをしている

I am doing something bad.

で急に罪悪感

And suddenly a sense of guilt.

なのにまた30分経つまたソコソコソコ

Even so, another 30 minutes pass, and there it is again, that same place.

でまた罪悪感

And again, guilt.

またソコソコソコ

Once again, there you go.

早い早い

Fast, fast!

罪悪感が消えるのが早い

The guilt disappears quickly.

30分でもう一度って

"Let's do it again in 30 minutes."

そうでそれを繰り返し繰り返ししてて

Yes, and I've been repeating that over and over.

いつの頃か分からずにいつも通りにやってたら

I don't know when it was, but I was just going about my usual routine.

なんかこう生産されてたんでしょうね

It seems like it was being produced somehow.

なんか出てきた

Something came out.

なんか出てきたと

It seems something came out.

でもパンツな形ですね

But it has a pants-like shape.

そうだね確かにそうか

That's right, that's certainly the case.

なんか出てきたぞと

Something has come out.

これはなんだと

What is this?

でそれからティッシュを使うようになった

And after that, I started using tissues.

出るからね出てきちゃうから

I'm going to come out, you know?

多分順番がちょっと皆さんより逆だったのね

Maybe the order was a bit reversed compared to everyone else.

精子が作られるようになってオナニーをしてティッシュで受け止めるよりも

Instead of catching it with a tissue after starting to produce sperm and masturbating.

できる生産される前にしこってたっていう

It means "I was already finished (or prepared) before it was produced."

カラウチ

Karaoke box

でも今思えばカラウチって面倒くさくないよね

But now that I think about it, karaoke isn't that troublesome, is it?

そうなんですよ

That's right.

面倒くさくないよね

It's not troublesome, right?

いいなと思って

I think it's nice.

ティッシュもいらないし

I don't need tissues either.

だって気持ちいい感情だけはあるわけ

"Because there are only pleasant feelings."

あるある

It happens frequently.

いった感覚もあるし

I also have the feeling that I went.

後始末いらないから

I don't need any cleanup.

ねえ精子なんかいらないわと思って

Hey, I don't need sperm or anything like that.

カラウチ万歳

Long live Karauchi!

精子なんかいらないわ

I don't need sperm.

いらない

I don't need it.

カラウチ万歳と

Long live karaoke!

ですね

That's right.

まあ

Well.

これはたまたま自分はそれでオナニーっていうのを気づいたんだけど

I happened to realize that I was using that for masturbation.

なんか聞くと先輩に教えてもらったとか

I heard that I was taught by my senior or something.

今は情報がすごいので

The information is incredible right now.

ネットとかでこういうふうにやるんだっていう

This is how it's done on the internet, I guess.

しちゃうのかなやっぱりネットとかで

I wonder if I'll end up doing it after all, like on the internet.

なんだろうね

I wonder what it is.

でもこれがさ

But this is...

僕らの場合はネットとかなかったじゃないですか

In our case, there was no internet, right?

それこそなんか擦り付けてたらとかそういうのとか

If that's the case, like if something was being rubbed against it or something like that.

変にさネットでバーンっていっぱい出てるからさ

It's weird how it's suddenly all over the internet.

今の子たち全然違う

The kids today are completely different.

間違ったやり方っていうかさ

It's more like the wrong way to do things.

そこいくみたいな

I want to go there.

うんうんうん

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

最初に見ちゃうとそれが正しいと思っちゃうかもしれない

If you see it first, you might think it's correct.

うんそうだよね

Yeah, that's right.

やっぱり正しくこう伝えていかなきゃいけないよね

After all, we have to convey this correctly.

そうだね

That's right.

オナニーのやつじゃん

It's that thing about masturbation, isn't it?

でもあの女子に聞いたらね

But when I asked that girl, you know...

あの

Um...

学校

School

あの中学の時に

Back in middle school.

あの

Um...

机の角が

The corner of the desk.

ちょうどいい高さで

At just the right height.

それで目覚めて

Waking up like that

で

So...

カタクナにこの机の角で擦り付けてたっていう

"I was stubbornly rubbing it against the corner of this desk."

机の角オナニーはよく聞くよね

I often hear about corner desk masturbation, right?

聞くよね

You listen, right?

で

So, then.

それで結構感じるんだ

So I feel that quite a bit.

で

じゃあ自転車乗った時はどうなの

Well, how about when you ride a bicycle?

って言ったら

If you say that, then...

それで感じてたら自転車乗れないでしょと

If you're feeling that way, you won't be able to ride a bicycle, right?

別物よと

It's a different thing.

一漕ぎするときに

When you paddle.

あっあっって

Ah, ah.