海外在住＝かっこいいわけじゃない！どこにいてもリスペクトと自分らしさは貫いていたいよね

皆さんこんにちは、カラです。マッサです。 私たち今、マレーシアに

Hello everyone, this is Kara. This is Massa. We are currently in Malaysia.

住んでいます。ありがとう

I live here. Thank you.

何?まだだよ。よいしょ、まだだよ。

What? Not yet. Here we go, not yet.

よいしょ、まだです。今日のテーマは

Alright, not yet. Today's theme is

海外に住んでいる日本人の嫌なところ

The unpleasant aspects of Japanese people living abroad.

よいしょ。言えたね。

There you go. You said it.

嫌なところ。これあれですね。 炎上待ったなしですね。

Unpleasant aspects. This is something, isn't it? It's definitely waiting to blow up.

炎上待ったなし。 割り口を言うよ。

No waiting for the firestorm. I'll say it straight out.

という回です。

It's that kind of episode.

それはね、多少ちょっと冗談ですけれども

Well, it's kind of a joke, but...

私たち海外に住んで2年ぐらい経ちましたけど

It's been about two years since we started living overseas.

海外に住んでみて感じるのは

What I feel after living abroad is

海外に住んでその土地のローカルの人たちってこういう感じだなとか

Living abroad, I feel like the local people in that area are like this.

こういう人が多いなみたいな、こういう文化があるなとか

There are many people like this, and it feels like there is this kind of culture.

っていうことももちろんありますが

Of course, there are times like that as well.

我々、今までの配信でも言っているように

As we have mentioned in our previous broadcasts,

海外に住んでいる日本人はどうなのか

How is it for Japanese people living abroad?

っていうことがありますよね。うん。

That kind of thing happens, right? Yeah.

そう。

That's right.

言って、ずっと友達ができないと言っていますが

You say that you haven't been able to make friends for a long time.

それはもちろん私にも、こんなに割り口を言おうと

Of course, I also want to say something like this.

ウキャウキャウキャウキャウキャって言っているような人間ですから

It's a person who seems to be saying "ukya ukya ukya ukya."

それはできないのは当然だということも分かっています。

I understand that it's only natural that it can't be done.

はい。

Yes.

分かっていますが

I understand, but...

この私たちが気づいた

We have noticed this.

ちょっとこの同じ日本人として

As a fellow Japanese person, just a little bit...

それってちょっとダサくない?

Isn't that kind of uncool?

そうだね。ダサくないだね。

That's right. It's not uncool.

そう。それはちょっとやめた方が良くない?

Yeah. Isn't it better to stop that a little?

っていうことがいくつかあるので

So there are a few things like that.

それについて話していこう。

Let's talk about that.

うん。

Yeah.

おいしょ。

Here we go.

どっちから言う?

Which one should I say first?

いや、その、じゃあカラさんから行こうか。悪い顔してるから。

Well, um, then let's have Kara go first. They have a bad look on their face.

ええ?うーん、そうだな。でもとりあえず

Huh? Hmm, well, that's true. But for now...

これは二人の意見だもんね。

This is the opinion of both of us, after all.

二人で喋ったもんね。

We talked together, didn’t we?

めっちゃ怖いな。

That's really scary.

なにこれ、巻き込まれる?今から。なに?

What is this, am I getting involved? Right now. What?

ちょ、こないだ二人でさ、喋ったじゃん。

Hey, the other day we talked together, right?

ああ、喋ったね。

Ah, you spoke.

だから、二人の意見ってことにしようね。

So, let's just consider it as both of our opinions.

はい、分かりました。

Yes, I understand.

そう、なんかこの私たちがね、日本から海外に出てきて

Yes, it’s like we’ve come from Japan to overseas.

まあこれは、まあどっちかというと自分たちの意思で出てきたけど

Well, this is more like we came out on our own will, you know.

うん。

Yeah.

その海外に来た人の中にはこう、いろんな自信がある。

Some of the people who came from abroad have various kinds of confidence.

いろんな事情で外国に来ている人たちがいるので、まあ一概には言えないんですけど

There are people who come to foreign countries for various reasons, so it's hard to generalize.

それこそね、会社から言われて、まあただの指令で来た人もいる。

That's exactly right, some people came just because they were instructed by the company.

駐在として来ている人もいるし、まあ自分の意思で来た人もいると思うんですけど

There are people who have come here as expatriates, and I think there are also those who came of their own accord.

ってなったときに、私たちがちょっと気になるのは、こう、まあ日本が窮屈だと。

At times like that, what we're a bit concerned about is that, well, Japan can feel restrictive.

日本面白くね、日本オワゴンだっつって。

Japan isn't interesting, they're saying Japan is done for.

ね?

Right?

オワゴンだっつって、海外に来て、で、海外に来たら来たで、日本だとこういうことないよね、みたいなことを

They say it's a dead end, and when you come abroad, you realize that you don't experience things like this in Japan.

あの、いけシャーシャーと言っていたりとか、日本だったらお前そんなことしねえだろって、いうようなことを

Well, things like saying "Go for it" and thinking "You wouldn't do that in Japan," you know?

外国だと、当たり前に行われていることっていっぱいあるんですけど、日本ではタブーだけど、海外だと割とそれみんなやっちゃいます。

There are many things that are taken for granted in foreign countries, but are considered taboo in Japan; however, people overseas tend to do those things quite casually.

うん。

Yeah.

みたいなこともあるんですけど、それを、お前は日本人でありながら、日本だったらしてないのに、海外に住んだ瞬間それすんだな?って言って。

There are times like that, but I say to you, as a Japanese person, you wouldn't do that in Japan, yet the moment you live abroad, you start doing it, right?

結局日本だったら日本窮屈だっつって。海外だったら海外で、そうやって、結局染まるんだな?

In the end, if it’s Japan, it’s too constricting. If it’s overseas, it’s like that, and in the end, you just get influenced, right?

お前そういう風にやっていくんだな?

You're going to do it that way, huh?

これ二人の意見ですよ。

This is the opinion of both people.

うん。

Yeah.

今二人の意見なんですけど。

It's their opinion right now.

まあそうですね。

Well, that's true.

っていうやつってダサいよねっていう。

That kind of thing is so outdated, right?

そう。

That's right.

話は。

Let's talk.

そうだね。一般的に言われてる話でもあるやん。

That's right. It's something that's generally talked about, isn't it?

うん。

Yeah.

例えばアメリカとか、それこそヨーロッパの方行った人は、ある意味気が強くなるとか。

For example, people who have been to America or, for that matter, Europe, tend to become stronger in a certain sense.

うん。

Yeah.

まあそういうのもあるし、そういうレベルじゃなくて、もうちょっとこう、例えば、なんかこう、マリファネやっちゃうとか。

Well, there are those kinds of things, and it's not just on that level; there's something a bit more, for example, like maybe doing something like using marijuana.

あーはい。

Ah, yes.

はいはいはい。

Yes, yes, yes.

そこでは一応法律として認められているけど、日本人が海外に旅行とかで行ってやるのも一応ダメだからね。

It is recognized as a law there, but it's also technically not allowed for Japanese people to engage in it while traveling abroad.

うん。そうだね。

Yeah. That's right.

そう。なんかその、認められている場所だからやってもいいとか言ってる人いるけど、ダメだからね。

Right. There are people who say it's okay to do it because it's a recognized place, but it's not allowed.

そう。でもそういうのも、なんか、ここでは認められてるからとか言ってやってるやつも私はダサいと思ってるの。

Yeah. But I think those who do that just because it's accepted here are quite lame.

そうだね。

That's right.

そう。その、なんて言うんだろう。まあその、タイマーまでは結構まあレベルは高いけど、じゃあ歩き、タバコとか。

Yes. Well, how should I put it? The level is quite high until the timer, but then walking, smoking, and so on.

そう。そうなんだね。

Yeah. That's right.

そういうのとかも、めっちゃ多いの。

There are a lot of things like that.

そう。だからベトナムで思ったのが、ほんとそれで。

That's right. So what I thought in Vietnam was exactly that.

うん。

Yeah.

いや、日本だと、まあやらないわけじゃん。歩き、タバコって。

Well, in Japan, it's not like you wouldn't do it. Walking, smoking, you know.

日本だとやらないわけ。

In Japan, we wouldn't do that.

基本的にはまあやるやついるけど。

Basically, well, there are people who will do it.

うん。

Yeah.

とか、外で吸うとか。

Or something like smoking outside.

うん。

Yeah.

土壌喫煙とかもさ、原則ないわけで。

Things like soil smoking are basically not allowed.

その、なんか好き勝手自分の吸いたい時に、周りに人がいても全然吸うみたいなのはないよね。

There's really none of that where you just smoke whenever you want, even if there are people around.

うん。一応その決められた場所で。

Yeah. Just at the designated place, for now.

うん。

Yeah.

日本に従って、日本だとやってるわけで。

It's because I'm doing it according to Japan, as it is in Japan.

うん。

Yeah.

まあもちろんその人たちも日本だとそうしてる。

Well, of course those people do the same in Japan.

うん。

Yeah.

でしょう。

That's right.

うん。

Yeah.

っていう人たちが、ベトナムに来た途端に、もうそこら辺でスッパスパやって。

As soon as those people arrived in Vietnam, they started smoking everywhere.

うん。

Yeah.

歩きながらとかもそうやし。

It's the same when walking, too.

うん。

Yeah.

ダッサっていう。

It's called "dassu."

ダッサ。

That's lame.

いやそのね、まあ国でね、別にそういうの認められてるっていうか、多分まだ規制がされてないっていうぐらいで。

Well, you see, in the country, it's just that it's not officially recognized or anything, but there probably aren't any regulations in place yet.

そう。規制が甘いっていうだけなんだよ。そう。

Yes. It's just that the regulations are lax. Yes.

でもそもそもの、その、そういうのが禁止された理由は、なんか腹瘤炎とかさ、他の人の健康の害になりますよとか。

But the original reason for banning that kind of thing was something like, it can harm other people's health, such as causing abdominal inflammation.

うん。

Yeah.

まあ歩きタバコしてたらちょっと子供とかの、当たっちゃって危ないですよねとか。

Well, if you're walking and smoking, it's a bit dangerous if kids accidentally come into contact with it, right?

うん。

Yeah.

まあそれが理由なわけで。

Well, that's the reason.

うん。

Yeah.

別にそれって国変わったところで変わらないから。

It doesn't really change even if the country changes.

そうでそうだ。

That's right.

だとしたら。

If that's the case.

行け行け。

Go, go.

だからやんなよっていう。

So just do it, I mean.

うん。そうなんだよ。

Yeah. That's right.

いやその理由が分かってるはずやん、その人たちも。

Well, those people should understand the reason, right?

そう。

That's right.

なんでダメになったのかっていうのを、経緯を知ってるはずやん、日本にいて。

You should know the background of why it went wrong, since you’re in Japan.

うん。

Yeah.

それを、いや国変わったからやるって、だいぶ出さないかっていう。

"I'm wondering if they will really do it since the country has changed."

そう。しかもその理由が、みんなやってるから。

That's right. Moreover, the reason is that everyone is doing it.

そう。規制されてないからっていう。

Yeah. It's because it's not regulated.

高校じゃ当たり前だからっていう理由で、あいつらやってんだよダサいよね。みんな信じられる。

They do it because it's common in high school, but that's just lame, right? Everyone can believe that.

いやそれ結構ダサいよな。

Yeah, that's pretty tacky.

いやなんかその、マインドがダサい。

No, it's just that the mindset is lame.

うん。

Yeah.

でも日本では決められてるから、だからまあその時はやらないけど、でも。

But it's decided in Japan, so I probably won't do it at that time, but still.

ここは大丈夫だから。

It's okay here.

ここは大丈夫だからやりますっていう、そのマインドがダサい。

The mindset of thinking "It's fine here, so I'll do it" is lame.

うん。

Yeah.

そうなんだよね。だからそういうのは結構あって、で特にやっぱりこうベトナム、マレーシアと東南アジアに住んでたりすると、なんて言うんだろう、まあベトナムとかは特にそう夜の街みたいなのもあったりとかして。

I see. That's why there are quite a few of those things, and especially when living in Southeast Asia like Vietnam and Malaysia, how should I put it, well, in Vietnam especially, there are places like nightlife districts and such.

そうだね。

That's right.

こう。

Like this.

うん。

Yeah.

でも割とこう女の子たちと、まあお酒を飲める店とか、まあちょっとこうイチャイチャできる店とかもあるじゃん。

But there are places where you can drink with girls and maybe get a little flirty, right?

うん。

Yeah.

でそういうのも、まあ割とまあお手頃な価格でできるとかあるじゃん。

So, there are things like that that you can do at quite an affordable price, right?

まあ安いね。

Well, it's cheap.

で正直これは、うーん、同じ女性として、なんかこういろいろ思うところはあるんだけれど、まあそういうのに対して、向こう側もすごいアグレッシブなわけよ。こう客引きとかに対して。

To be honest, as a woman, I have various thoughts about this, but the other side is really aggressive about it, especially when it comes to things like soliciting customers.

そうだよな。

That's right.

そうっていうのもあるから、なんて言うんだろう、私的にはこう、もうなんとも言えない気持ちになるんだけど、でもやっぱそういうことが、そういう、なんて言うんだろう、姿勢を、なんて言うんだろう、女の子たち側が見せているからこそ、なんだろう、日本では絶対お前そんな態度、その夜のお店に行ったって女の子にしねえだろみたいな態度をとっているお店が多い。

Because of that, how should I put it, personally, it makes me feel indescribable, but I think it's precisely because the girls are showing that kind of, how should I say, attitude, that in Japan, there are many places where you can tell that they think, "There's no way you're going to get any attention from the girls if you act that way, even if you go to a nightclub."

うん。

Yeah.

いや、めっちゃいる。

No, there are a lot of them.

ね、なんかすっごい偉そうな男性を見ると、なんかすごい、なんなのこいつって。

You know, when I see a really arrogant man, I just think, what is this guy?

いや結構いるよね。普通のだからレストランとかでも、店員に対する、こう、店員さんに対するこの言葉遣いとか。

Yeah, there are quite a few. It's normal, like in restaurants, how people talk to the staff, you know, the way they address the employees.

そう。

That's right.

王兵だよね。

It's the king's army, right?

そう、王兵な日本人結構見る、ベトナム。

Yes, I often see Japanese people in Vietnam.

そう。

That's right.

だからあの割合で日本だと見ない気がするよね。

So I feel like you don't see that ratio in Japan.

うん、見ない。

Yeah, I won't watch it.

見ないよね。

I won't look.

うん。いや本当に、なんかもちろん日本でもさ、やばいおじさんっているし、やばい人っていうのはいるから、男性、あのおじさんに限らず、ごめんなさいねおじさんね。

Yeah. I mean, of course, there are creepy old men in Japan too, and there are just creepy people in general, so I apologize to the old men, not only the men.

大体おじさんやから。

It's basically because he's an uncle.

いや、やばいおばさんもいっぱいいるから。ごめんなさいね。

No, there are a lot of crazy ladies too. I'm sorry about that.

やばおばさん。

Crazy aunt.

やばおばさんもいるし、そんななんか年齢にかかわらずにヤバいやつっていうのはいるから、ごめんなさいねおじさん。

There are also crazy old ladies, and there are those who are wild regardless of age, so I'm sorry, uncle.

おじさん本当に標的にして本当に申し訳ないんだけど

I'm really sorry for targeting you, uncle.

でも本当にね

But really, you know?

なんかこう店員さんとかに対しての態度とかね

It's about the attitude towards shop staff and such.

さっきのは夜のお店の近くを通った時に

I passed by near the night shop a little while ago.

見ることでも言ったけど

I mentioned it by seeing as well.

なんかそれ以前に

Well, before that...

それこそ本当にレストランとか

That's exactly a restaurant or something.

お店買い物に来た時とかでも

Even when you come to shop at the store.

なんか本当に

I really feel like something.

お客様は神様だの時代の人を

The people of the era when "the customer is God."

まだやってる人がいっぱいいるのよ

There are still a lot of people who are doing it.

そうだからなんかね

That's why, you know.

自分が若かり頃の

When I was younger

日本をベトナムで再現しようとしてる

Trying to recreate Japan in Vietnam.

それおじさんの話

That's an uncle's story.

絶対おじさんの話だ

It's definitely about the uncle's story.

でもそういう感覚よね

But it's that kind of feeling, isn't it?

いやでも本当にそういう感じがすごいするんだよね

Yeah, but I really do feel that way.

だからなんて言うんだろう

So, what should I say?

俺の方がなんかこうお金持ちだ

I'm kind of more wealthy.

賢い優れているみたいな

Like being smart and outstanding.

もう本当に

Really, now?

鼻高々

With my head held high.

なんて言うんだろう

I wonder what to say.

もう恥ずかしいからやめてよって見てたら

I was watching and thought, "Please stop, it's embarrassing."

思っちゃうぐらい

I can't help but think that way.

でなんかやっぱりベトナムとかだと特に

Well, in Vietnam and such, especially...

マレーシアとかでもそうだけど

It's the same in Malaysia and other places.

働いてる子がすごい若い子の時が多くて

The kids who work are often really young.

そのどう考えても10代とか

No matter how you look at it, that's definitely a teenager.

っていう特に女の子とかに対して

Especially towards girls.

いい歳こいたね

You're getting old, aren't you?

おっさんが本当に偉そうにしてるのが

The old man is really acting so important.

許せなくて私

I can't forgive you.

なんだお前はってなるんだよね

It's like, "Who the hell are you?"

そこで満足できる感覚って何

What is that sense of satisfaction?

どうしたの

What's wrong?

何があったの

What happened?

あの感じを味わいたくないから

Because I don't want to experience that feeling.

あのエリアには行きたくなかった

I didn't want to go to that area.

そうなんだよね

I see.

日本人が多いエリアに行くと

When you go to an area with many Japanese people

そういう光景を学びたいんだよね

I want to learn about scenes like that.

その辺りにするから正直行きたくないっていう

I don't really want to go there, to be honest.

うわってなる

That's surprising!

そうで私たちがあんまり

Well, we don't really...

そういうコミュニティに属したくないって

I don't want to belong to that kind of community.

思っちゃうのは正直そこだよね

To be honest, that's what I think.

なんかそういう人たちと

"Like those kinds of people."

うまくやれる自信がない

I don't have the confidence to do it well.

だってそういうのが嫌で

Because I dislike that sort of thing.

逆にうちらここにいるから

On the contrary, we are here.

いやなんかねあれば何なんだろうね

Well, I wonder what it is if there is something, you know?

やっぱあれも多分集団がそうさせるのかね

I guess it's probably the group that makes that happen.

そういう人たちがいる日本人がそうなると

When those kinds of people become Japanese.

みんなそっち側になってっちゃうのかね

I wonder if everyone will end up on that side.

そうじゃない

That's not it.

そうだからねやっぱり海外に来て

That's why I definitely came abroad.

日本人としか一緒にいないみたいな

It seems like I'm only with Japanese people.

このグループ行動してるっていうのは

This group is taking action.

結構危険だよね

It's pretty dangerous, isn't it?

ちょっとリスキーだと思うんだよな

I think it's a little risky.

まあ確かにね

Well, that's true.

うちらは友達おらんからな

We don't have any friends.

誰かと行動することもないしね

I don't have to act with anyone, you know.

誰かと行動することもないし

I don't have anyone to act with.

日本にいても海外にいても

Whether in Japan or abroad

人に対しての態度が変わるっていうことは

Changing one's attitude towards others means...

ないと思うしそうしたいし

I don't think so, and I want to do that.

別に日本で10代20代のこと喋るときと

It's not like when talking about teenagers and people in their twenties in Japan.

海外で10代20代のこと喋るときと

When talking about teenagers and people in their twenties abroad...

差がない人でありたいよね

I want to be someone who has no differences.

まあそうだね

Well, that's true.

もちろん日本語は喋れるからさ

Of course, I can speak Japanese.

で海外はさ私の場合は拙いから

Because in my case, my skills are lacking overseas.

英語とかも

Including English and so on.

だから言えない分逆に腰は低くなるよ

That's why, in a way, I become more humble because I can't say it.

申し訳ないもん

I'm really sorry.

わかりにくくてごめんねって思うけど

I'm sorry for making it hard to understand, but...

なんかいざ海外生活をしていると

When you actually live abroad, it feels like...

先駆者?我々の

Pioneer? Our

そのずっとここで

I've been here all along.

マレーシアだったらマレーシアで住んできた

If it were Malaysia, I would have lived in Malaysia.

日本人の人たちがいて

There are Japanese people.

ベトナムとかだったらベトナムに住んでた日本人の人がいて

If it were Vietnam, there would be Japanese people living in Vietnam.

ローカルの人が会ったことのある日本人の印象で

The impression of Japanese people that locals have met.

その私たちの最初の印象

That was our first impression.

初対面の時の印象って決まると思ってるんだって

I think the impression during a first meeting sets the tone.

日本人ってこうだよねみたいな印象って

The impression that "Japanese people are like this, right?"

変わってくると思ってるから

I think things will change.

なんか割とそれで好感を持ってくるからね

It's kind of endearing in a way.

優しくしてくれる人が多いからこそ

It's precisely because there are many kind people.

私たちもその人たちに

We also to those people.

日本人って嫌な人たちだって思われたくないわけ

I don't want to be seen as someone who thinks Japanese people are unpleasant.

いい印象でいたいし

I want to make a good impression.

安全な人だって思ってほしいし

I want you to think of me as a safe person.

っていう気持ちでいるから

Because I'm feeling that way.

もう先駆者の人たちありがとうって思うんだけど

I already want to thank the pioneers.

だからその分余計に外国に来て

So that's why I've come to a foreign country even more.

王兵な態度をとっていたりとか

They were taking a kingly attitude.

なんかよく分かんないダサい構造してる日本人を見ると

When I see Japanese people with some kind of awkwardly unfashionable structure,

うえーーーってなるね

It makes you go "Ueeeee!"

結局そういうのをやってるのってアジアの圏内だけでしょ

In the end, isn't that kind of thing only happening within Asia?

どうなんだろうね

I wonder how it is.

いやそうだと思うよ

I think so too.

か本当の日本人がいるようなエリア

An area that feels like there are real Japanese people.

特定の

specific

日本人にしか会わない時だけそうしてるみたいな

It seems like I only do that when I'm meeting Japanese people.

とかだと思うよ

I think that's how it is.

へーーー

Oh really---

アレンシアでまだなんかそういう嫌な場面に

There are still some unpleasant scenes like that in Arensia.

僕は遭遇したことないね

I have never encountered it.

そういえば

Speaking of which

あーまあそもそも歓楽街みたいなところがあんまりないからね

Well, there aren't really many places like entertainment districts to begin with.

基本的にイスラム教っていうのがあるから

Basically, there's Islam.

お酒もそんななんだろうね

I guess it's the same with alcohol.

どこでもあるわけじゃないし

It's not something that's found everywhere.

かつそうだね

That's right, isn't it?

あのベトナムよりうちらが外に出てない

We haven't been outside more than that in Vietnam.

あーまあそうだね

Ah, well, that's true.

夜なんてモテの方が外に出てない

At night, the more popular person isn't going out.

そうだね

Yeah, that's right.

まあ見ないっていう可能性もあるんだけど

Well, there's also the possibility that I won't watch it.

まあベトナムの時は特に感じたかな

Well, I especially felt that during my time in Vietnam.

あれは

That is.

おお!ってなったね

Oh! That was surprising!

おお!ってなったけど

Oh! I was surprised.

いやでもこっちに来ても

Well, even if you come here...

やっぱりタバコとか

After all, things like cigarettes...

うん

Yeah.

そういうマナーとかルールに関して言うのであれば

If we’re talking about manners and rules like that,

まあ 隠れ出さ

Well, let's hide it.

いますね

There is/are (someone/something) here.

あっほんと

Ah, really?

隠れ出さジャパニーズいるじゃん

There are hidden Japanese people, right?

フハハハ

Muahaha!

そのタバコも平気で吸ってたりとか

They casually smoke that cigarette too.

いろんな日本ではやらないことをやっている人っているでしょ?

There are people who do things that aren't commonly done in Japan, right?

まあまあまあいろんなことあるでしょ 言わないけど

Well, well, well, there are various things happening, but I won’t say anything.

そうなんだよね 今マレーシアにいるから私あんまマレーシアにいる日本人の悪口は言わないけど

I see. Since I'm in Malaysia now, I don't really speak ill of Japanese people who are in Malaysia.

ね日本じゃやらないけどやってることあるな

Well, there are some things we're doing that we don't do in Japan.

うん そうだからなんて言うんだろう

Hmm, I wonder what you'd call it.

日本側には 海外に出てた

The Japanese side had gone abroad.

こう 勇気ある

This is brave.

自分 なんかこう海外で暮らしててとか言って

"I'm living abroad and saying things like this..."

俺ドルしか今持ってへんねんけどみたいな わかる?

I only have dollars right now, you know what I mean?

やばいやんそれ 知らんしそんな

That's crazy, I didn't know that.

あーそっか俺

Oh, I see, me.

円持ってないドルしか持ってないとか言い始めたりとかさ あるじゃん

There are times when people say things like "I don't have yen, I only have dollars."

そういう奴もいるじゃん かなり内輪ネタやな

There are people like that, right? It's quite an insider joke.

ねそうやって自分は海外で生きているような グローバルな人間だっていうアピールをしているにも関わらず

Even though I’m trying to appeal that I’m a global person living overseas.

良いことだけじゃなくて悪いことは 海外に行ってもお前言われた通りに飼い慣らされてるじゃねーかみたいな

It's not just the good things; even the bad things, when you go abroad, it's like you're being tamed just as you were told, isn't it?

うん

Yeah.

それって結局なんか俺はこういう人間だからっていうので自由なふりしてんじゃねーよ っていう

In the end, it's like you're pretending to be free just because you say, "I'm this kind of person."

めちゃくちゃ悪いことに染まってるのだって ちゃんと影響を受けてんじゃねーかっていう

It's like you're completely immersed in something really bad, and it's clear that you're being influenced by it, right?

そのダサさは認識するべきだと思う

I think that tackiness should be acknowledged.

うん なんかあれは申し訳ないけど

Yeah, I'm sorry about that, but...

誇れはしないな 同じ日本人として

"I cannot take pride in it as a fellow Japanese."

まあもちろんねそんな人からしたら こんなウイヒューって言ってる人間に言われたくないとは思うんだけど

Well, of course, for someone like that, I can understand they wouldn't want to be told by a person who goes "whee!" like this.

いやいいよ お衣装はいいよ お衣装いいよねー お衣装はいいよ

No, it's okay. The costume is fine. The costume is good, isn't it? The costume is good.

と思うんだけど そういうのがちらほらあるよねって

I think there are sporadic instances of that, right?

いやでもこれちょっと海外

No, but this is a bit overseas.

さあいろんなところでさ やっぱり世界中で今日本人っているわけじゃん

Well, there are Japanese people all over the world, right?

いやなんかね多かれ少なかれ 気になるよね

Well, you can't help but be concerned to some extent, right?

何かしらねあるあるだと思うよこれって

I think this is something that many people can relate to.

やっぱりこうね あると思うよ

I thought so, I really believe it's true.

あるよね絶対こう地域差もあると思うし

I think there are definitely regional differences, right?

こうやってることとかまあそのなんて言うんだろう 関わる人にもよるんだとは思うんだよね結局

I think what we're doing and, well, how should I put it, really depends on the people involved in the end.

とも思うし正直自分が

I also think that, and honestly, I...

出たくないのに日本出たくないのに海外に来ちゃって

I didn't want to go out, but I ended up coming overseas even though I didn't want to leave Japan.

まあ必然的に

Well, inevitably.

日本人コミュニティに入らなきゃいけない人って

People who have to join the Japanese community.

いいのよ それで言うとね大好きなおじさんもいっぱいいるよね海外に出て

It's okay, speaking of that, there are lots of uncles I really love overseas too.

そう なんか

Yeah, something like that.

そう私たちが実際海外に 出てきて見た日本人の中には同じ日本人として

Yes, among the Japanese people we actually encountered overseas, there were those who, as fellow Japanese,

なんか誇らしいというか誇らしいというのもちょっとおこがましいですけども なんかすごいなって思う人はいっぱいいるんだよね本当に強いなって思うし

It's a bit presumptuous to say I'm proud, but I do feel like there are a lot of people I think are amazing, and I truly admire their strength.

ねえ 人生を切り開いているみたいな人もいるじゃん

Hey, some people seem to be carving out their own lives, right?

し なんて言うんだろうこの外国の地でめちゃくちゃ戦ってるみたいな

I wonder what you would call it, like I'm fighting so hard in this foreign land.

かっこいい人もいっぱいいるんだけどみんな見逃さないで よくよく見たら海外にいてすごいな違うの違う

There are a lot of cool people, so don't miss anyone. When you look closely, it's amazing that they're in different places abroad.

ダサいやつもいっぱい 見てみてちゃんと見てみて

There are a lot of uncool people, so take a good look at them.

っていう話がしたかったんだっけでよかったんだっけ まあそうだね

I wanted to talk about that, right? Well, I guess that's true.

まあ

Well...

こういう話ですこういう話 ちょっとごめんなさい結局悪口になっちゃったからちょっとね

This is the kind of story it is. I'm sorry, but in the end, it turned into a bit of badmouthing.

あのちょっと気分悪いわって言う方本当ごめんなさいね本当に あのしょうもない戦いよね

I'm really sorry for those who are feeling a bit unwell. It's truly a pointless fight, isn't it?

引きこもりがあの海外に住んでる 少ない日本人の中でねさらに捕まえて悪口の本当にしょうもない話してるわ

The shut-in is really just talking nonsense and spreading bad rumors about a few Japanese people living abroad.

そうだねうちら引きこもりなのに友達もできないくせにさそうだね こんなひねくれてるから友達もできないんだけどさ

Yeah, we're shut-ins and can't even make friends, right? It's because we're so twisted that we can't make friends, though.

ちょっとごめんなさいねこんな話しちゃってあれなんですけど

I'm sorry for bringing this up, but...

ただあのこれが わかる

Just that, I understand this.

っていう人と友達になりたいよねって いう気持ちではいます

I have the feeling that I want to be friends with someone who says that.

いればね

If you are here.

いてくれたらね いてくれたら嬉しいなと思って撮ってる

I hope you're here; I feel happy thinking about you being here, so I'm taking this.

そうだよね はい

That's right, yes.

そうじゃない?違う? そうやな

Isn't that so? No? That's right.

うん こうなんだろうね

Yeah, I guess that's how it is.

伝えづらいニュアンスがあるからさ

Because there is a nuance that is hard to convey.

ここを汲み取ってくれる人がいると嬉しいなっていう

I would be happy if there is someone who understands this.

私たちはまだ言えないことあるよ言ってないことあるよ ここ汲み取って

There are still things we can't say, things we haven't said yet. Please read between the lines.

でわかるよって言う人いたら嬉しいなっていう回でした

I was hoping to find someone who would understand.

ありがとうございました ありがとうございました

Thank you, thank you.

また来週

See you next week.

お会いしましょう

Let's meet.