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Introducir a tus niños a las finanzas y a las tarjetas de regalos puede ser una tarea bastante difícil.

Introducing your children to finances and gift cards can be quite a challenging task.

No quieres limitarlos con tarjetas tradicionales que solo funcionan para un solo negocio,

You don't want to limit them with traditional cards that only work for a single business,

o darles un crédito o una tarjeta de débito y hacer que se lleven sin supervisión.

or give them a credit or debit card and let them take it unsupervised.

Pero no te preocupes, porque algo épico está aquí.

But don't worry, because something epic is here.

La tarjeta de regalos épica es una tarjeta de regalos para niños y adolescentes que les permite gastar seguros y seguros.

The epic gift card is a gift card for children and teenagers that allows them to spend safely and securely.

La tarjeta de regalos épica fue creada con los niños y adolescentes en mente,

The epic gift card was created with children and teenagers in mind.

dejándoles usarla libremente en casi cualquier retailer de la edad apropiada que quieran.

allowing them to use it freely in almost any appropriate age retailer they want.

Epic was developed by experts to ensure it's perfect for your kids,

Epic fue desarrollado por expertos para asegurar que sea perfecto para tus hijos.

giving you relief that it'll be used responsibly while they get to buy exactly what they want.

giving you relief that it will be used responsibly while they get to buy exactly what they want.

From celebrating their daily victories, to preparing them for a future financial responsibility,

From celebrating their daily victories to preparing them for a future financial responsibility,

to giving them a fantastic gift.

to giving them a fantastic gift.

With Epic, the sky's the limit for your kids.

With Epic, the sky's the limit for your kids.

Visit EpicCard.com today to learn all about this incredible gift card.

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Comedy Central Podcast

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¡Ey, ey, ey, ey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

¿Os gustan los pájaros, sí o no?

Do you like birds, yes or no?

Sí, a mí me gustan los pájaros.

Yes, I like birds.

Y me he comprado un gallo, y me he comprado un búho,

And I have bought a rooster, and I have bought an owl,

y los he puesto los dos en la misma jaula.

and I have put both of them in the same cage.

Porque me gusta ver

Because I like to see.

cómo se despiertan.

how they wake up.

Y cuando se sincronicen, meteré un cuco.

And when they synchronize, I'll put in a cuckoo.

Y cuando se acostumbren, una marmota.

And when they get used to it, a groundhog.

Y cuando me aburra, los mataré.

And when I get bored, I will kill them.

Porque soy un sádico, soy un sádico.

Because I am a sadist, I am a sadist.

Hace poco compré un compás, me dijeron, para hacer círculos.

I recently bought a compass, they told me, to make circles.

Dije, no, para matar un globo y subrayar el cadáver.

I said no, to kill a balloon and underline the corpse.

Da igual, da igual.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

¡Ey, todos conocemos a la gente impresentable!

Hey, we all know the unbearable people!

¡A que sí, sí, a que sí!

Oh yes, yes, oh yes!